Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Apps are where you meet the worst people, yet Lucas thinks he'll meet the love of his life whom will bear his children from a guy that shares women around...

I mean apps are where you could meet Lucas Werner so you aren't wrong

I’m a newfag still and am still new to wernology, but does this happen every winter for him since he’s been homeless? Does he always go from motel 6 to homeless shelter? Has he ever actually spent time on the street without shelter for a long period of time during a Spokane winter?

He's always managed to find some way of avoiding being out in the street during the winter.
This year is just the first that he has no house and has managed to burn through all the homeless shelters.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I was amazed he didn't give me credit for my work in the first event, but to be fair a fat pig with MRSA wouldn't have made it past the selection ramp anyway.

That said, Lucas wouldn't have done any better under the Reds. If he'd been around in 1939 he'd have been one of the main reasons the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was signed.

 

[A Stupid Human]

*Jazz music finally stops all this time it could've stopped*

What a shit show..

 

[mothman96]

If this person has been following POS for awhile, she must be blind/deaf/needs to have her head examined to say she wants the Freak to find love/deserves love and happiness, that it almost seems like you actually hate women.

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The Freaks reply:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If this person has been following him for awhile, she must be blind/deaf/needs to have her head examined to say she wants the Freak to find love/deserves love and happiness/ almost seems like you actually hate women.

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For some bizzare reason all lolcows have enablers.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If this person has been following POS for awhile, she must be blind/deaf/needs to have her head examined to say she wants the Freak to find love/deserves love and happiness, that it almost seems like you actually hate women.

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From that tiny pic she looks like a Troon.

EDIT: Nope, just checked her insta apparently she is a mom. Wtf no idea why the Spokane Pedofreak has not only female enablers but also mothers

 

[Da Dude123]

If this person has been following POS for awhile, she must be blind/deaf/needs to have her head examined to say she wants the Freak to find love/deserves love and happiness, that it almost seems like you actually hate women.

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Did Lucas already delete this comment?

 

[OnMeDick]

Did Lucas already delete this comment?

No, it’s in the post I posted the screen shot of, where he compares his plight of the zoomer poon to historic tragedies

 

[mothman96]

More comments to his "infantalizing 18 yr olds":

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[WonderWino]

More comments to his "infantalizing 18 yr olds":

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Funny how he isn't saying where he got the pic and trying to deflect. If that girl is 18+ i'm hermann goering. This isn't the first time he's been stupid enough to post pics of underage girls

 

[wenttobermuda]

EDIT: Nope, just checked her insta apparently she is a mom. Wtf no idea why the Spokane Pedofreak has not only female enablers but also mothers

Some people, women especially, have an affinity for damaged things. The more fucked up someone is, the more they want to save them. They get off on being needed. It makes them feel significant, perhaps kind.

Lucas is one needy fat faggot. He has, from time to time, attracted people who want to redeem him. They always give up quickly.

 

[IceQueen]

what the fuck. its taken down but now hes not even trying to hide it
[MOD NOTE: Lucas posted an image of a likely underage naked girl with the caption "Stop infantilizing 18-year-old girls" covering her chest.]
edit admins idk how close this is to the line or if its over but please delete if it is. just blows my mind he'd actually post this shit

He reposted it with a different image... I think he must have found out the girl in the first pic actually wasn’t 18.

I’m a newfag still and am still new to wernology, but does this happen every winter for him since he’s been homeless? Does he always go from motel 6 to homeless shelter? Has he ever actually spent time on the street without shelter for a long period of time during a Spokane winter? And finally what’s y’all’s thoughts on why he doesn’t do hard drugs?

My opinion is that I would assume food is his drug of choice. If he wasn’t homeless and still lived with his coddling mother, then he’d be enabled into being morbidly obese and be a really good candidate to be the ultimate train-wreck story on My 600lb Life. But that’s just me being optimistic.

Lucas had housing until a year ago. Before that he had periods of homelessness but I don’t think he’s been on the streets for long periods of time like this very often.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

This is what he replaced it with.
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This is where any sympathy I have for Lucas flys out the window. That girl doesn’t look 18. It’s pretty obvious that she isn’t old enough to have graduated High School. She may not be old enough to have a learner’s permit.

And here’s this piece of shit saying that we shouldn’t “Infantilize” girls her age, as though a normal man would look at those pictures and say “God, I want to hit that”. And this is girl is far closer to a legal (although still inappropriate) age than the 12 year old he had up earlier.

I know that as I’ve gotten older, my tastes in women have matured with me and I assume that’s the case for most of us. When I was 16 I would chase 16 year old girls, but now that I’m in my 40’s, I tend to be attracted to women in their 30’s and 40’s.

Then there’s Lucas, who’s openly advertising that he’s attracted to girls, that are far closer to my six year old daughter’s age than they are to my wife’s, and demanding that we don’t treat them as the children they are so he can fuck them.

I know Lucas is a gross bastard, but this legitimately grossed me out.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Having received $2700+ for the month of January, I'd say he is still going to have some money left.

Very optimistic. Lucas can eat $100 at clinkerdagger a day.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Clinkerdagger needs to hire a vendor to follow Lucas around every first of the month.

 

[OnMeDick]

For the love of god. If you looked like this, why would you post this picture? Does he think this is what will snag him a zoomer bae? Looking like a wet, hairless, obese rat? Making people think this Gollum that showed up on Insta is taking nude pics?!?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

This is where any sympathy I have for Lucas flys out the window. That girl doesn’t look 18. It’s pretty obvious that she isn’t old enough to have graduated High School. She may not be old enough to have a learner’s permit.

And here’s this piece of shit saying that we shouldn’t “Infantilize” girls her age, as though a normal man would look at those pictures and say “God, I want to hit that”. And this is girl is far closer to a legal (although still inappropriate) age than the 12 year old he had up earlier.

I know that as I’ve gotten older, my tastes in women have matured with me and I assume that’s the case for most of us. When I was 16 I would chase 16 year old girls, but now that I’m in my 40’s, I tend to be attracted to women in their 30’s and 40’s.

Then there’s Lucas, who’s openly advertising that he’s attracted to girls, that are far closer to my six year old daughter’s age than they are to my wife’s, and demanding that we don’t treat them as the children they are so he can fuck them.

I know Lucas is a gross bastard, but this legitimately grossed me out.

It's not necessarily unheard of that men of any age want to fuck a *legal* aged young woman, I mean that's like the bread and butter genre of the porn industry. With Lucas where it gets creepy is that he legitimately wants to impregnate and marry her, someone young enough to be his daughter. Not even just legal aged women but we all know that if he could get away with it, he'd have a girl of any age for his child bride.

 

[Krathnami]

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For the love of god. If you looked like this, why would you post this picture? Does he think this is what will snag him a zoomer bae? Looking like a wet, hairless, obese rat? Making people think this Gollum that showed up on Insta is taking nude pics?!?

There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fucking omega male.

 

[mothman96]

It's not necessarily unheard of that men of any age want to fuck a *legal* aged young woman, I mean that's like the bread and butter genre of the porn industry. With Lucas where it gets creepy is that he legitimately wants to impregnate and marry her, someone young enough to be his daughter. Not even just legal aged women but we all know that if he could get away with it, he'd have a girl of any age for his child bride.

I'd say men that go for the youngest "legal" aged, would go for a lot younger if the law wasn't in the way.

 

[OnMeDick]

There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fuckeing omega male.

My favorite Luke video is still one that has been posted here before where he is standing, shirtless, bending over to talk to the camera which is placed on the floor looking up at him. He looks so much like a Chris Farley character it is ridiculous. Just a fat, tubby, sweaty man gesticulating wildly