Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Krathnami]

My favorite Luke video is still one that has been posted here before where he is standing, shirtless, bending over to talk to the camera which is placed on the floor looking up at him. He looks so much like a Chris Farley character it is ridiculous. Just a fat, tubby, sweaty man gesticulating wildly

Not certain if that was a product of his medication at the time but he was visibly damp

 

[Poop Shoot]

There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fuckeing omega male.

It’s not like the fucker doesn’t have time to do some push ups. He can even put a plate of food under himself and eat a bite every rep, like the fat bastard that he is.

But he wouldn’t even do that because it takes a minimum of effort, and, well, Lucas is Lucas.

 

[Fatal Walter]

And Lucas used to be so good at working out. Yeah, sure that's 65 lbs of groceries, Lucas. He gets his own weight too low and the weight of anything he carries too high.



Edit: The most amazing thing about this is it happened back on page 325 and that was May of 2019. He's really escalated as a lolcow since then.

 

[mothman96]

And he "almost died" carrying the bag of groceries.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

What "home" is he carrying it to?...

 

[mothman96]

What "home" is he carrying it to?...

The 1 room apt he had at Pioneer Pathway House.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The 1 room apt he had at Pioneer Pathway House.

Oh, that's an old photo. I thought it was new. I never saw it before.

 

[OnMeDick]

And Lucas used to be so good at working out. Yeah, sure that's 65 lbs of groceries, Lucas. He gets his own weight too low and the weight of anything he carries too high.

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I also love the whole ‘20 lbs of burger’. Sir, are you mentally retarded? Are you going to cook 20 lbs of burger? You realize meat spoils right? I assume he doesn’t have a large freezer to put it in. So if he DID have 20 lbs of meat he probably ate like 4-5 tops and had the other 15 spoil. Oh, who am I kidding. He probably ate it even though it was spoiled, like the tard he is.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I also love the whole ‘20 lbs of burger’. Sir, are you mentally retarded? Are you going to cook 20 lbs of burger? You realize meat spoils right? I assume he doesn’t have a large freezer to put it in. So if he DID have 20 lbs of meat he probably ate like 4-5 tops and had the other 15 spoil. Oh, who am I kidding. He probably ate it even though it was spoiled, like the tard he is.

The 24 lbs of sauce was more my sticking point. Six giant tubs of marinara?

His food for a month is nothing but spaghetti and cheese, literally. Nothing but spaghetti and cheese. No wonder his fat arse is so saggy, lumpy and misshapen, man’s never willingly eaten a vegetable. Much like most of the cows on here, he eats like a toddler...sketties, cheesies, nuggies. Mummy isn’t around to make him eat his greens, yay!

I literally know a 4 year old relative who has a more diverse palate and actively likes veg and fruits.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

No wonder his fat arse is so saggy, lumpy and misshapen, man’s never willingly eaten a vegetable. Much like most of the cows on here, he eats like a toddler...sketties, cheesies, nuggies. Mummy isn’t around to make him eat his greens, yay!

I literally know a 4 year old relative who has a more diverse palate and actively likes veg and fruits.

Lucas still finds a way to make even the healthiest food choices work against him. A lot of that stuff he had delivered to his room was kinda healthy, surprisingly for him. Then he absolutely gorged himself on it. Also thinking back to when he tried going vegan and ate a whole block of cheese and big ass salad and probably every single one of those olives in one sitting.

Even healthy food can get you fat as fuck when you eat enough for 3 or 4 people every meal. If Lucas was locked in a room for a month and fed a strict diet of only the healthiest, lowest calorie foods but he could have as much as he wants, there's a 100% chance he'd come out a lot fatter than he went in.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fucking omega male.

I assume it's his diabetes, which is at an advanced state, along with severe dehydration due to the shit he eats and drinks. It showed last year when he had his shirt open and we could really see his flabby deformed skin with no muscle tone. Lucas is definitely not healthy.

I'm surprised Lucas manages to walk a few miles per day lately in his condition and never bitches about it. We've seen how he walks with his right foot that's like dead weight. He's out of breath in seconds while walking and making videos.

 

[OnMeDick]

I assume it's his diabetes, which is at an advanced state, along with severe dehydration due to the shit he eats and drinks. It showed last year when he had his shirt open and we could really see his flabby deformed skin with no muscle tone. Lucas is definitely not healthy.

I'm surprised Lucas manages to walk a few miles per day lately in his condition and never bitches about it. We've seen how he walks with his right foot that's like dead weight. He's out of breath in seconds while walking and making videos.

Do we have some kind of betting pool on how long until Luke loses a limb or two to his beetus? I normally wouldn’t make light of it but his travails are caused 100% by him being a deplorable waste of tardbux, so in his case,

When you follow a hashtag but 99.999% of the posts to it come from you

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Do we have some kind of betting pool on how long until Luke loses a limb or two to his beetus? I normally wouldn’t make light of it but his travails are caused 100% by him being a deplorable waste of tardbux, so in his case,

I bet 10 packs of cards that it happens within the year

Im amazed he can just post CP to facebook along with all his posts making it pretty clear he's serious and have no real consequences for it. His posts alone seem like they would be enough to get him kicked out of the college bare minimum, maybe get the police interested in catfishing him since he's already done something illegal by falling for the LA catfish, everythings already documented and he's said enough that they could arrest him whenever theyre in the mood to actually do their jobs

Joseph Mengele said:

I plugged him in some of those death calculators and, it doesn't look like the Wern will be with us long, one said he will expire October 23, 2023, another said he would die September 25, 2027 (they didn't have input options for schizophrenia or MRSA). I assume all that cheese is catching up with him and unless he starts taking his diabetes medicine (very important to due this diabetes left unchecked leads to high blood pressure, higher risk for heart attack and stroke due to HBP, and could lead to a diabetic coma). Lucas also should try to exercise more because he is easily harboring an extra 50-75 pounds that could be prevented (I think genetically he was meant to max out at 210-225 range). Lucas, i know you are reading this thread as well, be aware having diabetes and leaving it unchecked is extremely dangerous and being obese is not helping you extend your longevity either. It also is a deterrent to your goals of having a millennial/gen-z girlfriend, women don't want men who are unable to take care of them much less men who are unable to take care of themselves.

MRSA and schizoprenia aside homelessness has to take a decent chunk out of that on its own

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Lucas ought to just leave the hotel and go back to the homeless shelter. Him being alone is like an act of self-harm for him.

He's said in the past that he "becomes self-destructive" when he's by himself. Binge eating/drinking, harassing neighbors and shitposting.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I assume it's his diabetes, which is at an advanced state, along with severe dehydration due to the shit he eats and drinks. It showed last year when he had his shirt open and we could really see his flabby deformed skin with no muscle tone. Lucas is definitely not healthy.

I'm surprised Lucas manages to walk a few miles per day lately in his condition and never bitches about it. We've seen how he walks with his right foot that's like dead weight. He's out of breath in seconds while walking and making videos.

I plugged him in some of those death calculators and, it doesn't look like the Wern will be with us long, one said he will expire October 23, 2023, another said he would die September 25, 2027 (they didn't have input options for schizophrenia or MRSA). I assume all that cheese is catching up with him and unless he starts taking his diabetes medicine (very important to due this diabetes left unchecked leads to high blood pressure, higher risk for heart attack and stroke due to HBP, and could lead to a diabetic coma). Lucas also should try to exercise more because he is easily harboring an extra 50-75 pounds that could be prevented (I think genetically he was meant to max out at 210-225 range). Lucas, i know you are reading this thread as well, be aware having diabetes and leaving it unchecked is extremely dangerous and being obese is not helping you extend your longevity either. It also is a deterrent to your goals of having a millennial/gen-z girlfriend, women don't want men who are unable to take care of them much less men who are unable to take care of themselves.

 

[mothman96]

I plugged him in some of those death calculators and, it doesn't look like the Wern will be with us long, one said he will expire October 23, 2023, another said he would die September 25, 2027 (they didn't have input options for schizophrenia or MRSA). I assume all that cheese is catching up with him and unless he starts taking his diabetes medicine (very important to due this diabetes left unchecked leads to high blood pressure, higher risk for heart attack and stroke due to HBP, and could lead to a diabetic coma). Lucas also should try to exercise more because he is easily harboring an extra 50-75 pounds that could be prevented (I think genetically he was meant to max out at 210-225 range). Lucas, i know you are reading this thread as well, be aware having diabetes and leaving it unchecked is extremely dangerous and being obese is not helping you extend your longevity either. It also is a deterrent to your goals of having a millennial/gen-z girlfriend, women don't want men who are unable to take care of them much less men who are unable to take care of themselves.

Why give the Pedo Freak advice. When he drops dead society will benefit by having 1 less pedo in the mix.

 

[IceQueen]

I assume it's his diabetes, which is at an advanced state, along with severe dehydration due to the shit he eats and drinks. It showed last year when he had his shirt open and we could really see his flabby deformed skin with no muscle tone. Lucas is definitely not healthy.

I'm surprised Lucas manages to walk a few miles per day lately in his condition and never bitches about it. We've seen how he walks with his right foot that's like dead weight. He's out of breath in seconds while walking and making videos.

Yep and remember the recent video he took of himself pissing all over someone’s bathroom? His pee was like caramel syrup... So dehydrated and unhealthy. He’s literally rotten on the inside and out.

 

[Da Dude123]

Alright, you haters. It's time to stop! Stop being bigots and mooove on. Mooove on!

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Alright, you haters. It's time to stop! Stop being bigots and mooove on. Mooove on!

He's so fucking ugly. Even if he lost weight he'd still be misshapen. Crazier yet even as bad as that photo angle is, his eyes don't actually look like raw psychotic insanity in this shot.
But sure, he's totally good enough a 9/10 beauty queen old enough to be his daughter...

 

[Kane Lives]

Alright, you haters. It's time to stop! Stop being bigots and mooove on. Mooove on!

Lol, he even has the pedo mustache in this pic.