Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So what about women coming inside from a cold Spokane winter night and having red cheeks?

Sluts?

 

[OnMeDick]

So what about women coming inside from a cold Spokane winter night and having red cheeks?

Sluts?

Yuge sluts!!

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

How dare him!

He's been pretty open about being attracted to Greta for awhile now. He even made a youtube video 'proposing' to her (along with the rest of Gen Z) a few years ago. If you're literally sitting around waiting for a girl to turn 18 so you can hit on her, you're a pedophile. If he was actually capable of making contact with a girl, I have no doubt that he'd groom her (in fact he has tried with a couple catfish in the past... including the 16 year old he tried to get to cut off her finger to display her love for him).

As much as he'd like to deny it, he's pretty much confirmed that he's a pedophile over these last few days.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

In light of these new videos Lucas has made, where he conflates the coronavirus with STDs, I thought I would try to elucidate my idea that this strength of rejection is what Lucas looks for, more than simply power.

I know Bermuda doesn't agree with me, and I totally understand what he's saying, but it seems to me that I always hear Lucas talk about what people ARENT allowed to be around him.

He never tells you what people ARE allowed to come to "his party", he always tells you who's forbidden, who's not part of this, who is something in name only, but they're not really that thing.

It all seems to be rejection to me. I don't think I've seen Lucas anywhere near as often try to grasp for power of inclusion, as opposed to power of exclusion.

Again, just my perception but this seems to be Paramount to the way Lucas operates to me.

Probably because he's been rejected so often himself, he's desperate to reject others. I don't know whether he even does this on a conscious level, if he thinks to himself that he wants other people to suffer the rejection that he has suffered, or whether it's just instinctive, and he lashes out wanting to hurt people.

But the fact that the idea castigating someone with HIV makes him break out in a smile, is truly sickening.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

makes a video blasting wiggers

every other word out of his own mouth is ebonics

Lucas sure hates those wiggers.

I bet he'd like this song.

He's been pretty open about being attracted to Greta for awhile now. He even made a youtube video 'proposing' to her (along with the rest of Gen Z) a few years ago. If you're literally sitting around waiting for a girl to turn 18 so you can hit on her, you're a pedophile. If he was actually capable of making contact with a girl, I have no doubt that he'd groom her (in fact he has tried with a couple catfish in the past... including the 16 year old he tried to get to cut off her finger to display her love for him).

As much as he'd like to deny it, he's pretty much confirmed that he's a pedophile over these last few days.

It must be the age he's attracted to. To be perfectly blunt, Greta is kinda unsightly.

 

[Trainwreck]

I wouldn't be surprised that the little girl braided hairstyles she wears turns him on even more. I didn't even recognize the picture he put up being her. She is worse than homely looking.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I always thought his blushing thing was because of porn. Lots of scenes depict younger girls as sexually inexperienced and they get all giggly and blush (they *always* blush in comics and hentai).

Anyway, he's been consumed by porn brain so I can see where he picked up that stupid little idea.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

In light of these new videos Lucas has made, where he conflates the coronavirus with STDs, I thought I would try to elucidate my idea that this strength of rejection is what Lucas looks for, more than simply power.

I know Bermuda doesn't agree with me, and I totally understand what he's saying, but it seems to me that I always hear Lucas talk about what people ARENT allowed to be around him.

He never tells you what people ARE allowed to come to "his party", he always tells you who's forbidden, who's not part of this, who is something in name only, but they're not really that thing.

It all seems to be rejection to me. I don't think I've seen Lucas anywhere near as often try to grasp for power of inclusion, as opposed to power of exclusion.

Again, just my perception but this seems to be Paramount to the way Lucas operates to me.

Probably because he's been rejected so often himself, he's desperate to reject others. I don't know whether he even does this on a conscious level, if he thinks to himself that he wants other people to suffer the rejection that he has suffered, or whether it's just instinctive, and he lashes out wanting to hurt people.

But the fact that the idea castigating someone with HIV makes him break out in a smile, is truly sickening.

There are unsocial people who this rejection addiction theory can apply to, but I think Lucas has proven otherwise. Mainly from how genuinely happy Lucas was when Isik and his trans friends hung out at his motel, and used Lucas for food before coldly ditching him. Lucas even seems aware that Isik uses him and he doesn't mind, or just accepts he can't do any better with actual friends.

I think Lucas is weakly trying to appear like he's moralistic, when in reality his rejections make him more moralistic and boring by default so he runs with it. It all stems from his "I'm plenty good enough!" mindset that Lucas refuses to budge on.

Or, we can even debate if Lucas has really been rejected. He's effectively admitted himself he's terrified to talk to girls IRL. Is how he left messages to "Tiffy Bae" and random Instagram zoomer baes just a show since he already knows he'll be rejected, trolled and catfished, so why not clown it up since you have no life? That's impossible for us to truly know.

 

[mothman96]

I wouldn't be surprised that the little girl braided hairstyles she wears turns him on even more. I didn't even recognize the picture he put up being her. She is worse than homely looking.

It's her very young look in that picture he lusts after. That's what makes her "hot" to Lucas.

There are unsocial people who this rejection addiction theory can apply to, but I think Lucas has proven otherwise. Mainly from how genuinely happy Lucas was when Isik and his trans friends hung out at his motel, and used Lucas for food before coldly ditching him. Lucas even seems aware that Isik uses him and he doesn't mind, or just accepts he can't do any better with actual friends.

I think Lucas is weakly trying to appear like he's moralistic, when in reality his rejections make him more moralistic and boring by default so he runs with it. It all stems from his "I'm plenty good enough!" mindset that Lucas refuses to budge on.

Or, we can even debate if Lucas has really been rejected. He's effectively admitted himself he's terrified to talk to girls IRL. Is how he left messages to "Tiffy Bae" and random Instagram zoomer baes just a show since he already knows he'll be rejected, trolled and catfished, so why not clown it up since you have no life? That's impossible for us to truly know.

I don't think Lucas was "genuinely happy". He was expecting for Isik to bring a couple of Gen Z girls. It was going to be his chance to "hook up". Isik showed up with 2 trans. The video he made about how he hung out with the trans community was just a "show" thinking it was going to impress the Gen Zs.

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas sure hates those wiggers.

I bet he'd like this song.

It must be the age he's attracted to. To be perfectly blunt, Greta is kinda unsightly.

Greta looks like she’s like 12. I’m sure that’s what he likes about her.

 

[OnMeDick]

I wouldn't be surprised that the little girl braided hairstyles she wears turns him on even more. I didn't even recognize the picture he put up being her. She is worse than homely looking.

She looks like a younger, slightly (very slightly) more feminine version of Luke. She is definitely not in any way attractive. But, as others have said, Luke’s perversion is around age, show him a picture of the homliest 16 year old and he’d say she’s hot.

 

[mothman96]

She looks like a younger, slightly (very slightly) more feminine version of Luke. She is definitely not in any way attractive. But, as others have said, Luke’s perversion is around age, show him a picture of the homliest 16 year old and he’d say she’s hot.

I'd say younger than 16. That picture of Greta, she looks like a kid not older than 12.

ETA:
IceQueen beat me to it.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Anyone else feel like we need someone to do a regular Wern highlight reel? I know we've got Klickitat but his chief focus is really more about archiving. I'm talking a seasoned wernologist who knows what we'd want in it and what can be left out.

Point is, when fatty's having these days where he just pumps out vid after vid with nothing immediately discernable and just his fat nauseating face in the thumbnail, and when this thread jumps multiple pages in a day and there's barely anything substantial on any of them, it'd certainly be convenient to have a more boiled down version to take in.

A wernologist needs Klickitat's archives for when fatty finally goes tits up, and a highlight reel for when they're busy being a productive member of society but don't want to miss out on all the new ways he finds to fuck his life up, make an absolute ass of himself publicly, and just otherwise does gross depraved shit.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

A wernologist needs Klickitat's archives for when fatty finally goes tits up, and a highlight reel for when they're busy being a productive member of society but don't want to miss out on all the new ways he finds to fuck his life up, make an absolute ass of himself publicly, and just otherwise does gross depraved shit.

Lucas doesn't have highlights other than his screaming videos, the rare times he interacts with anyone, or he does something especially stupid. And Klickitat does a fine job with that. There just isn't much to work with video wise, 9/10 of his videos are him repeating the same stupid shit.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas does have a few highlights where he acts excessively stupid or makes an ass of himself in public. Most are just him mooing about bigots, saying he is plenty good, and asking where the women are and where the parties are. Also, his admiration for Bernie Sanders and free shit.

Some of my favorite Lucas moments are when he is screaming out in public, yelling "fuck you". And "cough it up, bitch boy." When that old lady told him off, and when that guy told him to "shut the fuck up, faggot". I love some of his musical numbers such as "Love and Respect Them Bitches", and "Hey, Baby Zoom".

Also, when he started crying like a little bitch about "not being able to find my girl".

Overall I think the memes are often times more entertaining. It condenses his lunacy and faggotry into a less time consuming medium.

 

[mero]

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This has to be one of the cringiest videos yet.

Alright, I've been sure he's not on his meds, but those eyes are somethin' else. Why does he look like that? If it's not medication, what in the blue fuck makes someone's eyes into black pits like that? Not about to power level but I know a little about mental health conditions and I can't think of a one that would do... That.

Or: am I full of shit? Do we think he's been on his meds the whole time?

(in fact he has tried with a couple catfish in the past... including the 16 year old he tried to get to cut off her finger to display her love for him).

I like to think I've been following this guy for a fair while, way before I joined KF. That being said:

fucking excuse me? he did WHAT?

 

[OnMeDick]

I like to think I've been following this guy for a fair while, way before I joined KF. That being said:

fucking excuse me? he did WHAT?

There is a chat log somewhere in this thread where he asks a girl he knows to be 16 I believe to send him nudes. Then he tries to act like it’s just a way to prove she’s real and if she didn’t want to she could do other things, like cut off her finger. Like he tried to set up the options such that nudes were the only sensible choice (assuming the girl thought she HAD to pick one). He is so transparently manipulative and groomy, but that shocked even me, in my more innocent days, when I didn’t realize what an endless pit of terrible he was.

ETA: I tried looking for it but the pastebin link that held it is no more

so just enjoy this snippet, where he says he likes girls ages 14-23

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

9/10 of his videos are him repeating the same stupid shit.

Thats my whole point. It's the 1/10 I'm talking about. Occasionally though there's something good in all the shitty ones, that doesn't necessarily mean the whole vid is worth watching. Now if we had all the good shit, without all the insult comic sales pitches, copy paste gen Z rants, etc.

 

[Wernology]

Thats my whole point. It's the 1/10 I'm talking about. Occasionally though there's something good in all the shitty ones, that doesn't necessarily mean the whole vid is worth watching. Now if we had all the good shit, without all the insult comic sales pitches, copy paste gen Z rants, etc.

Feel free to sift through all the shit he posts for the rare solid turd that happens and do it yourself if you want it that badly,

I'm content to listen to just enough of it to get the audio normalized (as much as possible) and grab a thumbnail. At this point, I don't even need to listen so much as I just need to glance at the audio strip in the editor to see how high it spikes to know if the fat incel is going for a Lemongrab scream decibel scenario or not, lower it, and give it a 5 second listen to make sure I haven't turned it down too far.

That's more than enough of listening to Lucas' voice than I even want to do to begin with.

There's a lot of "lucas deepthroats his mic and screams" level audio today, so while I try to even that out, enjoy this paused at the worst possible time frame.

 

[NattyDaddy]

Thats my whole point. It's the 1/10 I'm talking about. Occasionally though there's something good in all the shitty ones, that doesn't necessarily mean the whole vid is worth watching. Now if we had all the good shit, without all the insult comic sales pitches, copy paste gen Z rants, etc.

Yeah you seem like the right person to do it, 50$ on cashapp and i'll help you out.