Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mero]

There is a chat log somewhere in this thread where he asks a girl he knows to be 16 I believe to send him nudes. Then he tries to act like it’s just a way to prove she’s real and if she didn’t want to she could do other things, like cut off her finger. Like he tried to set up the options such that nudes were the only sensible choice (assuming the girl thought she HAD to pick one). He is so transparently manipulative and groomy, but that shocked even me, in my more innocent days, when I didn’t realize what an endless pit of terrible he was.

ETA: I tried looking for it but the pastebin link that held it is no more

so just enjoy this snippet, where he says he likes girls ages 14-23

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C h r i s t. Be a real shame if someone told him they had the hookup, but he had to cut his thumbs off first.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

C h r i s t. Be a real shame if someone told him they had the hookup, but he had to cut his thumbs off first.

He may actually go for it, if it's a toe on his dead foot. [don't do this]

 

[Telomere Savalas]

How dare him!

Lady looks like a dude.

 

[Wernology]

The bit where he's in the mask screaming about how he's been desperately asking god for a girlfriend to his specs, then goes on to compare the denial of this to the holocaust is...something else.

It's also un-distorted and quieted down as much as possible without going into more complicated audio editing that I don't care enough to do; it's still pretty loud so use caution with headphones.

 

[wenttobermuda]

In light of these new videos Lucas has made, where he conflates the coronavirus with STDs, I thought I would try to elucidate my idea that this strength of rejection is what Lucas looks for, more than simply power.

I know Bermuda doesn't agree with me, and I totally understand what he's saying, but it seems to me that I always hear Lucas talk about what people ARENT allowed to be around him.

He never tells you what people ARE allowed to come to "his party", he always tells you who's forbidden, who's not part of this, who is something in name only, but they're not really that thing.

It all seems to be rejection to me. I don't think I've seen Lucas anywhere near as often try to grasp for power of inclusion, as opposed to power of exclusion.

Again, just my perception but this seems to be Paramount to the way Lucas operates to me.

Probably because he's been rejected so often himself, he's desperate to reject others. I don't know whether he even does this on a conscious level, if he thinks to himself that he wants other people to suffer the rejection that he has suffered, or whether it's just instinctive, and he lashes out wanting to hurt people.

But the fact that the idea castigating someone with HIV makes him break out in a smile, is truly sickening.

I insist that you see things the way that I do. If you do not, I shall bring the full power of my rhetoric to bear, and call you name to convince you.

On the subject of exclusion and inclusion, I believe in Lucas's case they're animated by the same sorting impulse.

TLDR Lucas is a fat faggot.

Spoiler: tribalism and the fat faggot

I think we agree that Lucas struggles to understand individuals. He demonstrates a more confident understanding of groups. Confident, but still wrong. Recall how he's always reminding Gen Z that the media "says" they're a socialist generation? Anyway, Lucas has a rudimentary sense of group identity and characteristics, and organizes individuals into groups to make sense of them. When people do not act in a manner consistent with their grouping, Lucas is baffled and grows cross. "Christian hypocrites! Liberals in name only!"

It is very important to Lucas that others belong to some predictable group. Moreover, it is very important to Lucas that he be recognized as belonging to a group. I read Lucas's advertisement of his atheism, socialism, Gen X status, fondness for Bernie, etc, as a bid for inclusion. He goes to great lengths to position himself as having common ground with others.

That isn't enough, though. Groups define themselves by what they have in common, and what they are opposed to. The rejection dynamic that @GleamingTheQ-Bert adroitly notes is the "against" side of it. It's the side Lucas emphasizes.

Something like: Gen Z queefy baes hate fascists. I hate fascists. Therefore, Gen Z queefy baes like me!

Lucas also tends to focus rejection on individual characteristics that negatively affect him. Greed, bigotry, etc, are all short hand ways of saying "you aren't nice to me, and you don't do what I say, or treat me like the lord I am." So Lucas may preemptively let people know that he is rejecting them for righteous reasons, not because he's threatened and shitty. Sort of a "you can't fire me, I quit dynamic."

I enjoy Lucas's rants against god. I really wish I knew more about his experience with Christianity growing up, and his mother's religion. I think it would heighten my pleasure.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas talks about other homeless like he's not really one of them. Like he's better than them.

Didn't he say once that he's homeless because he seeks enlightenment or some shit like that?

 

[Da Dude123]

Send this meme to President Elect Biden. It's the only chance for survival to the Skid Row Hobos!

 

[ClownBrew]

He received $1400 of left over financial aid money on Jan 4th. He is using that money to pay for the motel room.

ETA:
The Freak will be checking out of Motel 6 today at 11 am. After his previous stay at Motel 6 he was able to get in at the Cannon St. shelter. We'll see what happens this time around.

I'm surprised his millennial bigot payee hasn't intercepted it and put it into some kind of housing program in his name.

That's probably just me being completely about the shithouse fire that is the US social system, though.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Send this meme to President Elect Biden. It's the only chance for survival to the Skid Row Hobos!

So now he's an expert about what goes on in California because he was there for a day?

 

[OnMeDick]

I shouldn’t be surprised, but I notice Luke doing what everyone that has never been around really (scary) smart people or extremely attractive people does. I.e. he assumes himself, his friends, those around him are the ‘hottest and brightest’ on the planet. One way you can tell people have never been around really smart people is they think people at a CC in Spokane are amongst the brightest people on the planet. One way you can tell people have never been to say Manhattan, or LA or Paris or any other bastion of ridiculously good looking people is they think people at a CC in Spokane are amongst the hottest people on the planet

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas does start out well when talking to women. He takes charge quickly trying to get to the dinner date with where to go. That would honestly work with women closer to his age. But, then he eventually gets into his usual insane scripts and the shattered brain shows...

I can tell you read this advice somewhere without understanding it.

Before going into anything deeper, Lucas is a creeper and a pussy and both are immediately recognizable by the way he presents himself. This automatically puts off most women and likely causes most men to want to instinctively beat his ass.
Secondly, this advice only works if you are confident she's into you (if she randomly interjects comments about your height/physical condition; finding ways to touch you despite only just meeting you), and even then IME it only works like 3/5 times. How this applies to the cow in question is that Lucas Werner 1) has ZERO ability to read other people, thanks to both his simple mind and his delusions 2) always tries to approach women with a common-interest strategy. He tries to appeal to women by finding common intrests (e.g. socialism, activism, etc.) but this is a (relatively) long(er) term strategy; so Lucas going for the gold off the bat is self-defeating 3) Lucas is physically repulsive so while this advice might work for a 6'ft+ guy with a moderately athletic build and normal hygiene, it will almost NEVER work for a reeking hobo who's flabby gut is busting out his shirt.
Lastly, as others have pointed out, Lucas's idea of "taking charge" isn't being bold and leading, its being a controlling psycho (although ironically this demonstrates that he's not in control) and demanding.

Spoiler: Advice

Generally, if you read advice on the internet on how to pick up/date women, ask yourself "how would Lucas Werner interpret/follow this advice?" - then do the opposite.
If you read some advice and think "yo Lucas Werner does this well!" then its probably shit advice and you should disregard it.

Lucas Colby Werner should always be your parameter of what NOT to do when it comes to dating.

I don't think Lucas was "genuinely happy". He was expecting for Isik to bring a couple of Gen Z girls. It was going to be his chance to "hook up". Isik showed up with 2 trans. The video he made about how he hung out with the trans community was just a "show" thinking it was going to impress the Gen Zs.

He added that he scared off the trannies with his burrito farts.
So he made a video trying to impress the Gen-Z baes and added in that his farts are so noxious that people immediately decide to leave the house, and he thought this fact would win him points.
He advertised to his perceived potential mates that he passes noxious gas that makes others flee.

WHAT A CATCH!

 

[mothman96]

I'm surprised his millennial bigot payee hasn't intercepted it and put it into some kind of housing program in his name.

That's probably just me being completely about the shithouse fire that is the US social system, though.

The financial aid money was deposited to an account set up via the college specifically for financial aid. I do not think the payee has the authority to intercept that money. Lucas can blow it as he pleases.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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I shouldn’t be surprised, but I notice Luke doing what everyone that has never been around really (scary) smart people or extremely attractive people does. I.e. he assumes himself, his friends, those around him are the ‘hottest and brightest’ on the planet. One way you can tell people have never been around really smart people is they think people at a CC in Spokane are amongst the brightest people on the planet. One way you can tell people have never been to say Manhattan, or LA or Paris or any other bastion of ridiculously good looking people is they think people at a CC in Spokane are amongst the hottest people on the planet

I've talked to many people from the area and I wouldn't consider them to be the "brightest in the world". Though I tend to only talk to business owners there and they don't understand how tech works. Not sure about their universities are, I've never saw a reason to check into those.

 

[Fecunt]

I can’t be the only one that reads this as something of a threat, right? Something campus security should be made aware of?

 

[mothman96]

I can’t be the only one that reads this as something of a threat, right? Something campus security should be made aware of?

What does the Freak plan to do. Stalk the girls until he sees one walking alone and away from other people, come up behind her , cover her mouth so she won't scream and drag her to a secluded area.

 

[OnMeDick]

What does the Freak plan to do. Stalk the girls until he sees one walking alone and away from other people, come up behind her , cover her mouth so she won't scream and drag her to a secluded area.

Wern 2.0 will proclaim to be superior to Wern 1.0 in every way and then promptly shit the bed, proving to really be more like Wern 1.0001, at best.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I can’t be the only one that reads this as something of a threat, right? Something campus security should be made aware of?

At worst this sounds like some potentially rapey shit.
At best it means Lucas Werner has taken 8 fucking years to learn what a cold approach is (being Lucas Werner, he will of course fuck it up).
Most likely Lucas will just pussy out and stare from a distance.

 

[Da Dude123]

I am thinking Wern 2.0 won't be anything. The same cow we have known will be doing the same shit. If he does approach a bae in his filthy clothes he will not be pleased with the results. He will just complain about agephobia some more.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I can tell you read this advice somewhere without understanding it.

Before going into anything deeper, Lucas is a creeper and a pussy and both are immediately recognizable by the way he presents himself. This automatically puts off most women and likely causes most men to want to instinctively beat his ass.
Secondly, this advice only works if you are confident she's into you (if she randomly interjects comments about your height/physical condition; finding ways to touch you despite only just meeting you), and even then IME it only works like 3/5 times. How this applies to the cow in question is that Lucas Werner 1) has ZERO ability to read other people, thanks to both his simple mind and his delusions 2) always tries to approach women with a common-interest strategy. He tries to appeal to women by finding common intrests (e.g. socialism, activism, etc.) but this is a (relatively) long(er) term strategy; so Lucas going for the gold off the bat is self-defeating 3) Lucas is physically repulsive so while this advice might work for a 6'ft+ guy with a moderately athletic build and normal hygiene, it will almost NEVER work for a reeking hobo who's flabby gut is busting out his shirt.
Lastly, as others have pointed out, Lucas's idea of "taking charge" isn't being bold and leading, its being a controlling psycho (although ironically this demonstrates that he's not in control) and demanding.

No, it's how I date as a 40 year old SSI socially retarded autist, whose only options are dating apps or meetups. If a woman isn't enamored with me physically, they're not giving me a chance to start with. In these settings, trying the talking and getting to know a woman routine, that gets you thrown in the rest of huge pile that women on dating apps have. Apologies for powerleveling.

Lucas' main problem is that he insists on dating on Nightmare difficulty mode, slipping into cute 18 year olds IG DMs. Even a fit, normal looking, not rich 40 year old will have near zero success rate with these standards. He can't even get to the steps where it matters that he's fat, repulsive, stinky hobo, insane, pedophile, etc... which I debate may be intentional to avoid actual rejection on Lucas' part.

I maintain that if Lucas aggressively asked women around his age in like Suzanne's range of age and appearance, he'd find dates within a week. He's not that bad looking. Of course, they'd all go terribly and every woman would hate him within minutes once they see the real Lucas Colby Werner, so it's all moot.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Older woman don't want his stupid, ugly, pedo ass either.

Maybe some deathfat, but normal women are long out of his range.

Edit: I don't know why the internet as a whole think women are suddenly out of options when they hit 30/40 or whatever. The youth obsession is real.