Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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@Fatal Walter --
 

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WonderWino said:
He then drops the massive bag of popcorn in the middle of the room and the hobos descend on it and begin eating like roaches:

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All the while, lucas is sitting back on a ratty couch with his shirt off and the first of many bowls of his own that he will be gorging on that evening. He smiles a demented grin as he thinks to himself 'now they owe me. my zoomer bae is almost within my grasp. keep eating my pets, soon daddy wern will collect the info about where the party is at from you. There will no one to stop me this time. Not even walter fate'

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If it wasn't for the whole pandemic shutdown thing going on I would legitimately, non ironically believe he went to the circus and got it there from some animal feed bin cause he didn't want to pay the absurd prices they charge for a normal portion. and like you said it has to be a massive amount, like garbage bag filled to the brim kind of size. Popcorn barely weighs anything and its not like they just hand giant bags of it out at food banks

The only thing I can think of is he legitimately pulled it out of a dumpster somewhere, after somebody threw out a big bag of stale unsold popcorn. I mean seriously, where else are you going to get that amount of popcorn as a broke homeless guy?
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You can buy 8 pounds of unpopped Orville Redenbacher for 12 bucks on Amazon. Somehow I don't see Shit Stain popping it the old fashioned way though.
 
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WonderWino said:
'i'm such a non misogynist that I get called a simp and a player and king all the time by guys who have hot girlfriends. Why would they be doing that??'
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Also he can provide no evidence of actual women not thinking he's a misogynist. so the closest he can do is other men who know women. I look forward to his next rant claiming he's not racist because 'my white friend has a black friend'.
 
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WonderWino said:

Lucas is getting pissy with walter fate again

'i'm such a non misogynist that I get called a simp and a player and king all the time by guys who have hot girlfriends. Why would they be doing that??'

So, we can add sarcasm and getting fucked with to the list of things lucas can't see no matter how blatantly obvious it is

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He also brought up his parents as his "defense" he's not a misogynist and a sexist. His parents who don't want him anywhere near their homes and left him to the street.
 
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Yeah, I am not believing he did not eat all the crap he made in the toaster oven. I am fairly certain he did. I am thinking no one else wanted it even if he did offer to share. I agree that if he really gave away 9 lbs of popcorn, then he would have put a YouTube video up about it. What a strange thing. 9 lbs of popcorn? Where did he get it?
 
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WonderWino said:

Lucas is getting pissy with walter fate again

'i'm such a non misogynist that I get called a simp and a player and king all the time by guys who have hot girlfriends. Why would they be doing that??'

So, we can add sarcasm and getting fucked with to the list of things lucas can't see no matter how blatantly obvious it is

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That Lucas thinks being called a simp is a compliment further demonstrates how out of touch he is with his target demographic
 
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klickitat said:
God, every time this smelly lardass uploads a new one it's while I'm just getting at the end of putting the rest of them together.

It's 9:30 and I have early work so anything he posts after the "there are no geniuses" one I'll get tomrrow.
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Someone has already written about this no doubt, but I just want to mention on how Lucas's latest video about Elon Musk not being a genius at the end Isaac comes up to Lucas and makes fun of him and interrupts him and Lucas gets Furious. It's brilliant!

Edit: also, Lucas thinks ingenious is the opposite of Genius. Add that to the long list of words he doesn't understand
 
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Noticed his last outdoor video was 40 minutes ago. Thought the Cannon shelter would have an earlier time when the homeless would have to be shut in.

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9 yrs of women not wanting the POS- and he's come up with the delusion guys don't invite him to parties because he'll steal the Gen Z women.

Hey Lucas, You're already an undateable walking bloated corpse.

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klickitat said:
The logic of "Walter Fate is a liar because I threw 9lb of popcorn at other hobos" is my favorite.

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"You really think I sat there and ate 5 pieces of pork chop?"
YES. Yes Lucas, we fucking do, and your own videos prove you have the appetite to do so.

EDIT: WTF he's going on the weird daddy-daughter vs brother-sister incestuous rant again
 
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