Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[OnMeDick]

Also was she walking away or showing the Freak her ink when this supposed take down happened.

Tattoo artists that are good at what they do and not meth addicts can make a good living, they have an in-demand, specialized skill that is hard to just acquire on a whim because one feels like a career change. Since she is at a homeless shelter, it seems either she is a shitty artist, she is on hard drugs, or she is lying and just has tats but isn’t an artist. Any way you slice it, it feels like this chick is setting Lucas up for some kind of con and I am here for it

 

[wenttobermuda]

The current storyline with Shareef, Dorothy and Izik promises to be excellent.

He's now made both creased and uncreased cap brims verboten, despite having worn a cap himself (with his adorable mullet-ponytail pulled thru the snapback) this past year.

Yesterday, he muttered yet again about Isik (every time I write the name with that short-bus spelling I quite literally wince) being "aggressive", or was it "violent"? Whichever; I love that Isik *shudder* has Lucas's number enough that he knows the taller, heavier man TWICE HIS AGE can literally be slapped in the face, can literally have his toasterbortion sandwiches drawn on with a marker (and let's be real; a little sharpie ain't gonna stop Dr. Nigga from inhaling his PBJ briquette) and will do NOTHING IN RETURN.

This makes me inordinately happy.

I imagine their exchanges, like a battered wife and her abusive man:

*SLAP*

"Ouch! Please stop hitting me! Move on!"

"I told you, if you talk about your magic jizz again, Lucas, ima have to slap you for your own good. Nobody talks like that, man! I wanna smack your gourd enough that you Pavlov getting a beating with your pseudoscience, get it?"

"I dunno, Isik. I'm pretty bipolar and stupid. You'd probably have to smack me a whole heck of a lot!"

"Can do, my bitch boy amigo. My brother can sub out shifts when my hands get tired. We'll beat the creepy out of you!"

"Gee, thanks, Isik! You really DO love me! You're not so bad for a border-jumper! I wanna smoke a joint so dank it makes me say "nig-"

*SLAP*

Sometimes dudes, when sizing each other up, will offer a small provocation to see how the the other responds. The punk test. Lucas failed this test at some point, and now Izik is comfortable slapping him. It's cute. And everyone who's seen this in action now knows that Lucas is a punk.

The closest Lucas can come to standing up for himself is gloating as Shareef tackles Izik. This is because: a) Lucas is a pussy, b) Lucas still believes that he has something to gain from his association with Izik, and c) Lucas is socially retarded.

If I were Shareef, I would offer Lucas protection in return for his shit. I would work with Izik, encouraging the teen Latino terror to abuse and threaten Lucas more than usual so that I could come to his rescue. Then we'd share Lucas's shit and tag team Dorothy.

Also, folks who spend company in the time of "tattoo artists" tend to end up with tattoos, and I've long hoped that Lucas would get one.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

Also, folks who spend company in the time of "tattoo artists" tend to end up with tattoos, and I've long hoped that Lucas would get one.

He could get knuckle tats; 'T E L O' and 'M E R E'

 

[For the Love of Mancy]

If Lucas lived in a communist country like north korea or the former soviet union he would have died long ago, its that simple. either would have been sent to a gulag and starved there or just straight up executed for refusing to work. somehow Lucas sees this as a better scenerio then modern day america

During the 1980 Olympic games in Moscow, a Western journalist inquired whether the Soviet Union would participate in the first Paralympic games, The reply from a Soviet representative: "There are no invalids in the USSR!"

Obviously, there were invalids in the USSR. The Soviet state ranked invalid benefits based on status. Military veterans got first priority. People like Lucas would have ranked second-to-last, right above the physically disabled.

It was common for citizens with disabilities to be placed in specialized residence institutions called doma-internaty, or "home-internaty." In general, internaty were total institutions, functioning as "medico-social institutions intended for permanent residence of the elderly and disabled who require constant practical and medical assistance"

People with disabilities who lived in institutions may have been trained and provided with work, depending on the "profile" of the institution and the individual's disability status. Work for residents of internaty often was sporadic, and at times coercive. Directors seem sometimes to have regarded residents as slave labor.

There you go, Lucas! That’s your life in Communist Russia. Living in a group home sewing clothes until your fingers bleed.

Source: https://dsq-sds.org/article/view/936/1111. Yes I copy/pasted a lot of it. Whatever.

 

[mothman96]

Also, folks who spend company in the time of "tattoo artists" tend to end up with tattoos, and I've long hoped that Lucas would get one.

This was when he was madly in love with Lacie. Lacie and her friends have tattoos. Wondered if Lacie had said something like "guys with tattoos really make me horny", he would've made tracks to the nearest tattoo parlor.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-348#post-5010849

 

[wenttobermuda]

This was when he was madly in love with Lacie. Lacie and her friends have tattoos. Wondered if Lacie had told him if he had a tattoo she'd be all over him and he would've made track to the nearest tattoo parlor.

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-348#post-5010849

"I need to know these things and a heart react tells me nothing." Lol.

Add emojis to the list of non-verbal communication that Lucas can't decipher, along with body language, prosody, vocal tone, eye contact, energy level, posture, etiquette, context, etc. He is socially illiterate. He knows that there's significance in a blush, for example, but can't read one.

Anyway, perhaps Lucas's next catfish will encourage him to get a tattoo. He clearly is open to the idea if it'll get him poon'd.

 

[WonderWino]

It appears Isik has turned to the darkside and Lucas is making inroads with the teenaged satanic tattoo artist. Or he's just talking out of his ass again. Who knows?

So let me get this straight...

- Lucas met this woman, who somehow was not repulsed enough to run
- Isik notices this despite somehow being around the corner smoking crack
- Isik goes into a literal wern rage and 'attacks them'
- He is then tackled by lucas's supposed 42 year old non white friend (shareef) after lucas 'assures him' that he needs to back down
- Lucas then lectures isik on 'agephobic bigotry' while he's laying in the dirt (what dirt? the shelter is on some street somewhere)
- Lucas then 'swoops' this woman, walking off into the sunset, leaving isik in the 'dirt' and made her one of his horrific dinners and she 'really likes him now'

This reads like a fan fiction lucas wrote for wound to describe his books hero (aka lucas himself) getting his woman the way lucas fantasizes about it happening. I do not believe this happened as lucas describes for one second. Or at all for that matter. Lucas would spazz the fuck out if isik or anyone else tried to do what lucas claims he did, trying to take his zoomer bae. Just look at what happened at HOC with the security guard. and lucas makes a point of saying the cops weren't called. You can't tell me a crackhead attacked a woman and had to be tackled outside of the homeless shelter and the staff didn't call the cops on them. No way

Hell it doesn't even make sense for isik, crackhead or not to just randomly go mental cause lucas is talking to a woman. Thats literally lucas behavior. Nor is lucas ever remotely 'calm' unless he is stuffing his face with food

This is just another 'flatbill black guys beat me with baseball bats' tier delusion

The Freak said she really likes him now because he was calm yet protective. Protective? who was it that supposedly confronted Isik and tackled him to the ground. It was his "bud" Shareef that took on the protective role. Lucas is a chicken shit coward to take on an other man.
Also was she walking away or showing the Freak her ink when this supposed take down happened.

Theres another piece of info that proves this didn't happen. That 'protective' stuff is right out of lucas's nutcase playbook. He has obsessed over providing security for women (a term he admits he doesn't even understand the meaning of himself) for decades at this point. and now here he is magically having been credited for doing so despite not doing so by his own admission. Like I said, no fucking way this actually happened

Rare clip of the the fight has been found by our kiwi agents in spokane:

Yesterday, he muttered yet again about Isik (every time I write the name with that short-bus spelling I quite literally wince)

On that note I have to wonder why somebody of hispanic descent has the german spelling of his name. Something tells me his parents were as stupid as he is

Also, folks who spend company in the time of "tattoo artists" tend to end up with tattoos, and I've long hoped that Lucas would get one.

I would pay for the tattoo myself if he got one that said 'telomeres' on his knuckles. I'd pay double if she offered to do a tattoo on his back of whatever he wanted and then went ahead and did a big elaborate one that instead said 'incel king' or 'kick me i'm a pedo'

....or even better, get dan campbell or jason perva's name tattooed on him. He'd never ever live that down

He'd never take his shirt off in a video again

 

[mothman96]

Hey Lucas, I dare you. Next time you're on campus tell the women they are all bitches. After all, I'm sure they want respect.
And Lucas, the voices in your head saying you're a "good dude" don't count.
One more thing Freak. You've been calling young women bitches for 9 years because none of them want to fuck you. So respect their choice Not to fuck you and respect their choice as to who they date.

 

[WonderWino]

Hey Lucas, I dare you. Next time you're on campus tell the women they are all bitches. After all, I'm sure they want respect.
And Lucas, the voices in your head saying you're a "good dude" don't count.
One more thing Freak. You've been calling young women bitches for 9 years because none of them want to fuck you. So respect their choice Not to fuck you and respect their choice as to who they date.
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Lucas shouldn't be making statements like 'i'd rather live in a world filled with bitches than a world filled with dead girls and bitches' considering his history of violent behavior toward women. Especially when hes in college at the moment. Thats the kind of post that raises alarm bells for a nutcase thats going to go off and do something violent. If the wrong person saw that lucas would be risking a visit from the cops to be told to stfu about such things or else

 

[mothman96]

Lucas shouldn't be making statements like 'i'd rather live in a world filled with bitches than a world filled with dead girls and bitches' considering his history of violent behavior toward women. Especially when hes in college at the moment. Thats the kind of post that raises alarm bells for a nutcase thats going to go off and do something violent. If the wrong person saw that lucas would be risking a visit from the cops to be told to stfu about such things or else

Spokane is the most neutered city I've seen so far. I'd say that's why the Freak won't leave Spokane. He can say/do what the hell he wants (short of actually physically assaulting a child/young women) and the most he'll get is a slap on the wrist. Take when he was going to court for the Disorderly Conduct charge. He was under court order to not be in the possession /use weed yet there he was talking about his weed use and even made a video smoking weed with Isik. So much for the court system in Spokane.

 

[WonderWino]

Spokane is the most neutered city I've seen so far. I'd say that's why the Freak won't leave Spokane. He can say/do what the hell he wants (short of actually physically assaulting a child/young women) and the most he'll get is a slap on the wrist.

He can say what he wants until someone makes an issue of it. All it takes to put a stop to implied threats from a lunatic like lucas is for the wrong female student to see that and be aware of his history of violence toward women and his reason for being at the school being centered around women. She reports it and the school puts a stop to it, with police involvement if necessary. They're legally obligated to as a matter of student safety. If they try to push it under the rug said student need only contact a few feminst and womens rights or anti womens domestic violence groups, as well as the media and cause all kinds of problems for the school. They're not going pick defending an abusive, insane pedo sped like lucas as their hill to die on

Not that I expect any students to know enough or care enough about lucas's behavior, barring him spazzing out on some woman on campus and causing a big scene, but lucas should be careful about making those kinds of threats. It only takes pissing off one person to make an issue of it

 

[mothman96]

He can say what he wants until someone makes an issue of it. All it takes to put a stop to implied threats from a lunatic like lucas is for the wrong female student to see that and be aware of his history of violence toward women and his reason for being at the school being centered around women. She reports it and the school puts a stop to it, with police involvement if necessary. They're legally obligated to as a matter of student safety. If they try to push it under the rug said student need only contact a few feminst and womens rights or anti womens domestic violence groups, as well as the media and cause all kinds of problems for the school. They're not going pick defending an abusive, insane pedo sped like lucas as their hill to die on

Not that I expect any students to know enough or care enough about lucas's behavior, barring him spazzing out on some woman on campus and causing a big scene, but lucas should be careful about making those kinds of threats. It only takes pissing off one person to make an issue of it

I'll believe it when I see it. SCC well knows he's a complete deranged psycho Predator yet there he is back at SCC.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Yesterday, he muttered yet again about Isik (every time I write the name with that short-bus spelling I quite literally wince) being "aggressive", or was it "violent"? Whichever; I love that Isik *shudder* has Lucas's number enough that he knows the taller, heavier man TWICE HIS AGE can literally be slapped in the face, can literally have his toasterbortion sandwiches drawn on with a marker (and let's be real; a little sharpie ain't gonna stop Dr. Nigga from inhaling his PBJ briquette) and will do NOTHING IN RETURN.

is it possible your man is part Turkish?
Işık (pronounced "ee-shook") is a legitimate Turkish name, and accents / unexpected pronunciations don't fare well in the anglosphere

e.g. I have a friend from the Irish Gaeltacht called Siorcha, but she goes by Sarah to English-speaking folk because no bugger can spell or pronounce her actual name properly

 

[mothman96]

is it possible your man is part Turkish?
Işık (pronounced "ee-shook") is a legitimate Turkish name, and accents / unexpected pronunciations don't fare well in the anglosphere

e.g. I have a friend from the Irish Gaeltacht called Siorcha, but she goes by Sarah to English-speaking folk because no bugger can spell or pronounce her actual name properly

If I'm remembering right, it came out Isik's last name is Cruz and his mother is white. So white mother and hispanic? father.

ETA:
When/where did it come out his name is Isik and not Isaac?

 

[IceQueen]

Tattoo artists that are good at what they do and not meth addicts can make a good living, they have an in-demand, specialized skill that is hard to just acquire on a whim because one feels like a career change. Since she is at a homeless shelter, it seems either she is a shitty artist, she is on hard drugs, or she is lying and just has tats but isn’t an artist. Any way you slice it, it feels like this chick is setting Lucas up for some kind of con and I am here for it

"Showing me her ink" probably meant the tattoos that she HAS, not that she's a tattoo artist who was showing him her portfolio. Lots of addicts and homeless people have tattoos so that sounds more plausible.

 

[mothman96]

"Showing me her ink" probably meant the tattoos that she HAS, not that she's a tattoo artist who was showing him her portfolio. Lots of addicts and homeless people have tattoos so that sounds more plausible.

That she's a tattoo artist came from Lucas 2 or 3 pgs back.

 

[themotherflippin480]

That she's a tattoo artist came from Lucas 2 or 3 pgs back.

So isbshe actually a tattoo artist or is he just fuckin with us

 

[TurdFondler]

Every other meth head is a "tattoo artist" so that part doesn't surprise me.

 

[mothman96]

So isbshe actually a tattoo artist or is he just fuckin with us

It's Lucas and he's a known liar so don't know.

ETA:
A day later, after we've talked about the supposed take down of Isik and why the Freak didn't say anything the day it happened -- Now he made video on it. Oh Dorothy says Hi to him and smiles as her eyes squint. That squint must mean she's hot for Lucas right.
ETA2:
Now the Freak is adding Isik threatened Dorothy with rape
ETA3: The "story" is totally changed.
ETA4: The "story"

I really had an interesting night last night. I woke up his morning, well ok this is what went down. Dorothy and I had a conversation about her tattoos. As we were having a conversation, we're standing there with Shareef and Isik and Isik had just smoked some crack and he ended up threatening Dorothy (here he pauses and thinks) with rape and so eventually he fell over and we just left him because he was being Isik on crack which is not a good person. So upon that I went in and I gave Dorothy the pack of cigarettes and lighter that I got and she said "you're awesome dude" then I made 2 flank steak rolls with spinach and cheese stuff in hem and I asked her if she wanted one and she she said I don't know about cheese and spinach so I said I'm just going to give you one. So she ate it this morning, she was very hungry. She said she had a boyfriend while we were talking outside about her tattoos but I made her that flank steak anyway because I thought it be pretty good to have a friend and that's where it's at right now.

 

[Wernology]

"Showing me her ink" probably meant the tattoos that she HAS, not that she's a tattoo artist who was showing him her portfolio. Lots of addicts and homeless people have tattoos so that sounds more plausible.

Gee, what happened to his whole, "Tattoos make you an unoriginal clone loser, I wouldn't want a woman with tattoos" schtick he had going for awhile?