Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

1. Congrats, you got a low B in remedial biology.

2. Why does he think that stupid facial expression fits those words? He's back to calling the women he's after teens again as well.

The nasty cooking from last night:

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'I got an 80% in 8th grade biology that took me an hour to do' reminds me of when I was back in college and every so often you'd see health and human services students wander past the door to the programming lab, ranting to each other about how their big project was a 3 page essay that took them almost 2 whole nights to finish and how burned out they were now. Every single programming student would turn around and look at each other like '2 nights?! I wish I could say that' when the average workload was 6 hours a night and the average project took 2+ weeks to finish pulling 16 hour days. Lucas's insistence that the time he spent on it is some kind of accomplishment reminds me exactly of their attitude

and people wonder why the program had a 92% failure/dropout rate

 

[cigarettesalsa]

I still hold the statement that I would love to be Lucas' nut hut doctor. Besides pre transition Chris Chan Lucas is the most interesting man in the world. It's a shame there aren't sanitariums left because Lucas is Frankensteins monster

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Toaster oven shef

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Get a load of this

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It’s like he’s talking to himself. There need to be more fake Lucas accounts populating his Instagram

 

[mothman96]

I think this cute.z.pie has been brought up here before. She looks underage. The Freak is already talking about having her in his arms. (yea sure when she turns 18 )

 

[Twrx]

As odd as this sounds, and I really fucking hate to us this term, but his slut shaming is pretty fucked up, because he got on a fucking aircraft and went to la based solely on the thought that he was going to get a gen z woman. I find it incredibly hilarious that he screams about worshipping money, and slutting it up during covid. But out the other side of his mouth, he talks about inheritice, and wanting a gen z to slut it up with him. I've kinda always have been curious about his iq, compared to say Phil and opl.

 

[Poop Shoot]

As odd as this sounds, and I really fucking hate to us this term, but his slut shaming is pretty fucked up, because he got on a fucking aircraft and went to la based solely on the thought that he was going to get a gen z woman. I find it incredibly hilarious that he screams about worshipping money, and slutting it up during covid. But out the other side of his mouth, he talks about inheritice, and wanting a gen z to slut it up with him. I've kinda always have been curious about his iq, compared to say Phil and opl.

If lucas didn't have double standards, he wouldn't have any standards at all.

 

[IceQueen]

So this person just gave him a bunch of compliments, saying he’s a great guy, intelligent, interesting, funny, etc. and PukeAss’s response is “prove it”??? Even Lucas himself apparently doesn’t believe he’s plenty good.

 

[WonderWino]

I think this cute.z.pie has been brought up here before. She looks underage. The Freak is already talking about having her in his arms. (yea sure when she turns 18 )
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Even if he were absolutely serious about waiting until shes legal it would still constitute grooming, which is deep into felony territory. Especially considering this isn't the first time he's said and done questionable things with minors. What he's doing here is just as illegal as the 15 year old with the burrito. Hell even if shes a troll fucking with him shes still stated shes under 18 and thats all thats required for him to get into deep shit

Also, why am I not surprised:

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Even if he were absolutely serious about waiting until shes legal it would still constitute grooming, which is deep into felony territory. Especially considering this isn't the first time he's said and done questionable things with minors. What he's doing here is just as illegal as the 15 year old with the burrito. Hell even if shes a troll fucking with him shes still stated shes under 18 and thats all thats required for him to get into deep shit

Also, why am I not surprised:

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He probably could have been arrested after going to LA since he made his intent pretty clear then. I'm really expecting there to be an upcoming glow in the dark catfish saga because he has a long history of being pretty much openly a pedophile.

 

[Particle Bored]

Even if he were absolutely serious about waiting until shes legal it would still constitute grooming, which is deep into felony territory. Especially considering this isn't the first time he's said and done questionable things with minors. What he's doing here is just as illegal as the 15 year old with the burrito. Hell even if shes a troll fucking with him shes still stated shes under 18 and thats all thats required for him to get into deep shit

Also, why am I not surprised:

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Yeah there are lots of 14 year old girls on the gun forums I frequent.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

What do you think Lucas dreams about when his insane little swiss cheese brain shuts off? The brain is often much more profound when in self governance. I bet as profound as he thinks he is, his subconscious brain is only deep enough to dream up new retarded food ideas. Big cheesy sausage dinner for two yall' Dorothy watch out. There's some big FAT sausages coming your way and neither Satan nor your boyfriend can get between them and your heart

I think he dreams of his future oligarch lifestyle he will have once he gets rich off of his insult comedy buisness and inheritance where he has a mansion with an indoor swimming pool filled with gravy and an orgy dungeon where he keeps his hundreds of baes that are literally just numbered

 

[mothman96]

Yeah there are lots of 14 year old girls on the gun forums I frequent.

Reading that, it's not the 14 yr old on the gun forum. It's the person the 14 yr old was with.

ETA:
The guys in Spokane "cockblock" the Freak just by existing. Are they all to leave town so that they don't stand in his way/"cockblock" the Freak.

 

[Plague Flea]

Is he really saying that he’s going to call the police if someone doesn’t yeet him a Gen Z hottie? Or does ‘ThinBlueLine’ have some other meaning here?

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think this cute.z.pie has been brought up here before. She looks underage. The Freak is already talking about having her in his arms. (yea sure when she turns 18 )
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My fave part of this is that he immediately dismisses the concept of personalities, likes, hobbies, interests...none of that matters for couples, only basic animal rutting instinct.

LUCAS HORNY NOW LUCAS HAVE MATE NOW LUCAS HAVE SEX NOW NOW NOW

Women don’t have thoughts or personalities! They’re just hot arses and tits connected via a torso with some arms and legs thrown in and a mouth for blowjobs! Who gives a fuck what they think about or feel? A wife for Lucas is a body to have sex with and also to work a job to buy him food and put a roof over his head, plus a uterus for future molested daughter production!

And Lucas wonders why the only women who will talk to him are obvious catfish like this “not yet 18 girl.”

 

[mothman96]

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Is he really saying that he’s going to call the police if someone doesn’t yeet him a Gen Z hottie? Or does ‘ThinBlueLine’ have some other meaning here?

That's the 2nd time he's said that. I'm wondering if what he means is he's going to take down the "cockblockers", like cops take down guys who do illegal stuff.

@AbraCadaver

That's the Freaks major attraction. To him she's underage.

 

[TurdFondler]

I spoke with a renowned epidemiologist and they confirmed the fact that sluts are the biggest driver of CoVid infections.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

As odd as this sounds, and I really fucking hate to us this term, but his slut shaming is pretty fucked up, because he got on a fucking aircraft and went to la based solely on the thought that he was going to get a gen z woman. I find it incredibly hilarious that he screams about worshipping money, and slutting it up during covid. But out the other side of his mouth, he talks about inheritice, and wanting a gen z to slut it up with him. I've kinda always have been curious about his iq, compared to say Phil and opl.

Lucas' slut shaming is just more of his usual virtue signaling for the imaginary zoomer bae out there. She will not be like the other girls, which is obviously comical with the women and situations Lucas has put himself in.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He contradicts himself, advertising his “meaty forearm” as a great sub for any actual dick (“UNF UNF HONIES”) and demanding to “run those guts,” etc, but nah it’s the ladies who are sluts.

But at the end of the day, Lucas is a classic incel. All women are sluts for having sex with men who aren’t him. You could be an average woman who goes out on dates with maybe 3 guys a year tops, you could be a demure girl in a committed relationship with the same boy you dated as a teen, it doesn’t matter, you’re a slut because you’re not having sex specifically with Random Shut-In Coomer Incel #58.

The incel mantra is not “women are having too much sex,” it’s “women are having sex with men who aren’t me and me exclusively.”