Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I can’t handle his IG anymore. The content is stupid enough as always, but the comments are too much. There are too many IG trolls fawning all over him. Maybe they’re all going for a long con, I don’t know. But Fatty is too stupid to know, and all the adoration makes him more insufferable than usual.

Thank you, finally someone said it. They're not going to get anything funny or interesting out of him by kissing his ass or affirming his delusions.
 
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The Wern setting the record straight on pedophilia.
This one fucking killed me. I would asked if there was something wrong with him but we already know the answer to that. This piece of human garbage (sorry for insulting garbage) needs to be locked up before his ass hurts someone for real.
 
Thank you, finally someone said it. They're not going to get anything funny or interesting out of him by kissing his ass or affirming his delusions.

The thing is, it does produce something, just not for Lucas, he's too stupid to know every single one of his followers is just trolling him, but they go in waves.

And every end of those waves, when he briefly realizes what's happened, he has a complete meltdown before it starts again.

He has the mind of a 12 year old and the memory of a mushroom, not only are his cycles predictable (he goes through the depressed, angry, and "I'm a god and you should all be paying me for being so brilliant" phases pretty routinely), they just continue to keep his visible self sabotage fresh rather than having to scroll a lot to see it, which continues to keep his chances of finding any partner at 0. For real, he's been having these cycles since at least 2016, though a lot of the earlier ones are still under the friends only filter on Facebook.

If he were capable of learning or if people left him alone, he'd have a higher change of luring and trapping someone as he'd be able to easily say that it was in his past, that he doesn't fall for that sort of obvious manipulation and basic trickery, and that he's matured or some shit and some vulnerable moron would be more likely to believe it because he'd be able to show that it was all in the past as evidenced by his current stuff.

His egotistical phases are the most annoying but they always pass; this is nothing more than the people complaining that he'd be in his "I live at Motel 6, pay me $50/hour for bland content because I'm a genius!" phase forever.

He's stupid, he won't, and he'll eventually fall back into screeching about being cockblocked by flatbills and crying about how nobody loves him while cycling through what he always thinks are his surefire plans to "bag a chick" only to have the fail again and again.

That's what he does, he's a predictable manchild with all the cleverness of a 12 year old with significant cognitive impairments.
 
The daycare @Nobleman spoke of here is the Rainbow Daycare, 621 W. Sprague. I remembered something about the Freak creeping around a daycare before so I checked. Found the post by @Telomayonnaise. In the Freak's video "Dogwhistling The Christians" he was creeping in the parking garage above the same Rainbow Daycare. The Wells Fargo Bank in the background.


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Parking garage above Rainbow daycare.
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Wasn't Lucas making videos and living under a bridge highway overpass here briefly last summer? It's very unsettling if this is one of Lucas' spots...
 
Wasn't Lucas making videos and living under a bridge highway overpass here briefly last summer? It's very unsettling if this is one of Lucas' spots...
I remember a video where he was under an overpass smoking weed. I think it was at Riverfront park .
This one is it.

ETA:
Hey Lucas, your dad (and mom) more likely pay the cost for you to get vasectomy.

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Hey Lucas, your dad (and mom) more likely pay the cost for you to get vasectomy.

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Lol! That delusional cow! If I am not mistaken, his dad, "King Roy", has not spoke to Lucas in over a year. I believe Lucas has mentioned that he has tried to reach out to him, but has been ignored. Lucas has not been bringing up his parents wealth lately, I have noticed that. It seems like Lucas's dad has more than written Lucas off and wants nothing to do with him. That is why he is a street bum who stays in whatever shelter will accept him and not living in the Elk Kingdom.
 
Just more evidence that Lucas is desperately trying to impregnate some poor girl so he can use the baby to get back in Roy’s good graces.

Ignoring the fact that if the impossible happened and Lucas DID father a child, he would excitedly ring Roy to tell him so and Roy would immediately offer to pay for the abortion. “That’s why you called, isn’t it? For abortion money? Wait...you want to live HERE now?? Because you impregnated an 18 yr old girl?” *HANGS THE FUCK UP*
 
Lol! That delusional cow! If I am not mistaken, his dad, "King Roy", has not spoke to Lucas in over a year. I believe Lucas has mentioned that he has tried to reach out to him, but has been ignored. Lucas has not been bringing up his parents wealth lately, I have noticed that. It seems like Lucas's dad has more than written Lucas off and wants nothing to do with him. That is why he is a street bum who stays in whatever shelter will accept him and not living in the Elk Kingdom.
It sounds like he talked to his dad this summer. I feel like I remember a video where he talks about how he likes his dad because he motivates him. I remember this sticking out because its the first time I heard his little baby/kid voice.. he goes "geeee thanks daad" and I remember thinking I bet it was a stern if not extremely angry kind of conversation where he had to make it clear that he's not getting millions of dollars after he dies, and Lucas instinctively reverted back to a little kid. Good point about him not talking about his inheritance anymore.. I just realized that yeah, we haven't seen his inheritance talk in a while

I'll check around Klick's videos to find the one Im talking about

EDIT: here it is https://youtu.be/QQHHiF84RcU
 
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I can’t handle his IG anymore. The content is stupid enough as always, but the comments are too much. There are too many IG trolls fawning all over him. Maybe they’re all going for a long con, I don’t know. But Fatty is too stupid to know, and all the adoration makes him more insufferable than usual.
Agreed. I don't know who the 1976 poster is but they are about as fucking dumb as Lucas himself.
 
It sounds like he talked to his dad this summer. I feel like I remember a video where he talks about how he likes his dad because he motivates him. I remember this sticking out because its the first time I heard his little baby/kid voice.. he goes "geeee thanks daad" and I remember thinking I bet it was a stern if not extremely angry kind of conversation where he had to make it clear that he's not getting millions of dollars after he dies, and Lucas instinctively reverted back to a little kid. Good point about him not talking about his inheritance anymore.. I just realized that yeah, we haven't seen his inheritance talk in a while

I'll check around Klick's videos to find the one Im talking about

EDIT: here it is https://youtu.be/QQHHiF84RcU
I went through the video and there is nothing to indicate he actually talked to his dad last summer. He talks about his dad/mom being "millionaires" and they say something about you think your entitled, get a job. I'd say that's what they've told him since the time they didn't want him in their homes. As @Da Dude123 noted prior, his dad has cut off communication with the Freak.

ETA:
The misogynist patriarchal POS is you Lucas. You want to control young women, remove their right to choose who they date, marry and have children with. You've sealed your doom and will die alone.

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Agreed. I don't know who the 1976 poster is but they are about as fucking dumb as Lucas himself.
Personally I think it’s funny when he uses words and ideas to appear smarter than he is. Maybe the fake adoration is feeding his ego the wrong way but I laugh when he tries to use big ideas to justify his shitty behaviour. Like it would be funny to hold him to account for his beliefs.
 
Agreed. I don't know who the 1976 poster is but they are about as fucking dumb as Lucas himself.
My main frustration with the trolls is that they do nothing more than back up and confirm his ridiculous, and sometimes disturbing beliefs. Some of the shit Fatty spews is flat out violent, and these fucking trolls are there cheering him on. Way to reinforce that women are property that can be traded, and if they aren’t interested in a walking pile of shit, they’re whores.

His trolls also agree that all 18-24 men are flat bills who are evil. Again, way to make Fatty feel justified in hating and sometimes wishing harm upon an entire generation of innocent people.

And let’s not forget the latest travesty; Fatty’s IG trolls telling him what an amazing father he’d be. Fucking morons. I’m starting to hate them as much as Pucas. Well, maybe. I don’t know if I could have anyone that much.
 
I went through the video and there is nothing to indicate he actually talked to his dad last summer. He talks about his dad/mom being "millionaires" and they say something about you think your entitled, get a job. I'd say that's what they've told him since the time they didn't want him in their homes. As @Da Dude123 noted prior, his dad has cut off communication with the Freak.

ETA:
The misogynist patriarchal POS is you Lucas. You want to control young women, remove their right to choose who they date, marry and have children with. You've sealed your doom and will die alone.

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Someone PLEASE duplicate this meme but with Sriracha Mayo, an EBT card, and....hmm.....a bald spot?

I leave it to you to change the text to something relevant.
 
My main frustration with the trolls is that they do nothing more than back up and confirm his ridiculous, and sometimes disturbing beliefs. Some of the shit Fatty spews is flat out violent, and these fucking trolls are there cheering him on. Way to reinforce that women are property that can be traded, and if they aren’t interested in a walking pile of shit, they’re whores.

His trolls also agree that all 18-24 men are flat bills who are evil. Again, way to make Fatty feel justified in hating and sometimes wishing harm upon an entire generation of innocent people.

And let’s not forget the latest travesty; Fatty’s IG trolls telling him what an amazing father he’d be. Fucking morons. I’m starting to hate them as much as Pucas. Well, maybe. I don’t know if I could have anyone that much.
You have a point, it’s a long con that’s why they back him up to not get blocked basically but taking this into consideration it’s simply not worth it to encourage his sick and predatory impulses. You could call him out but you’d get blocked or you could just passively observe. It’s sad though he knows those people are likely all trolls but fake praise for lulz is the best he’s going to get from online interaction. Probably a bad idea to praise him though when he says something wrong won’t do it again myself
 
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@Fatal Walter if you havent already, perhaps your next vid should catalog his culinary abominations over the years as he appears quite eager to prove 'He can cook' as his one proveable trait.
Well, technically, he is "cooking." He is turning on a cooking implement and putting vile slop in it to turn it into even viler slop.
 
My main frustration with the trolls is that they do nothing more than back up and confirm his ridiculous, and sometimes disturbing beliefs. Some of the shit Fatty spews is flat out violent, and these fucking trolls are there cheering him on. Way to reinforce that women are property that can be traded, and if they aren’t interested in a walking pile of shit, they’re whores.

His trolls also agree that all 18-24 men are flat bills who are evil. Again, way to make Fatty feel justified in hating and sometimes wishing harm upon an entire generation of innocent people.

And let’s not forget the latest travesty; Fatty’s IG trolls telling him what an amazing father he’d be. Fucking morons. I’m starting to hate them as much as Pucas. Well, maybe. I don’t know if I could have anyone that much.
Strong Elliot Rodger vibes when Lucas talks about flatbills, compare Lucas' post and Elliot's bodybuilding forum posts and you'll find many similarities. It's almost scary how similar they are. I think Lucas is more unstable and has more potential to commit evil. Someone with a girlfriend and a minimum wage job is considered a greedmonger to Lucas. I feel that Lucas may lay wrath on some normal people, especially if he has no home and nothing to lose. Anyone above Lucas is considered a threat to him. He's going more and more senile each day. Ranting more and more about Gen Z each day. Definitely worried he might do something but I think that within the first five minutes, a gun store would call the police and not sell to him.
 
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