Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Still stand by not poking the cows, but I'd fuckin die for a chance to see Lucas get catfished to a foreign country that doesn't speak english. I'd love to see fatty get flown to South Korea and MAYBE find one person that will point him to a barbecue place. Hell, if he's ever gonna find a young fertile zoom it's in that part of the world anyway.

Asia is the only place where any woman could even accidentally find him slightly attractive and even then she probably just assumes he's got that American guap.

Hell, he's even in Washington, perfect spot for a flight to Asia.
Asia, especially Vietnam, Thailand, etc... would spit Lucas out. The women there demand money and mutual respect. Sure, being white would give him lots of opportunities but looks aren't Lucas' main problem anyway, he's decent looking enough to attract some local woman, if he cleaned up.
 
You obviously didn't interact with them very much.
unfortunately while i was either on vacation or there on business, i did visit relatives there and spent around 10 years bouncing around Asia as a child and attending school. but please, tell me how my opinion is an incel one or whatever you said; i'm sure it'll be illuminating.
 
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Ffs why? On second thought, I kind of hope he takes up painting. Maybe he’ll try to enter the art world with the same approach to cooking and cut off his ear.
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Hey, I'll power level real quick! I've been to Seoul a few times and the people there were pretty good at figuring out what you mean if they don't speak English. Not only that but they seemed really used to random Americans being fucking creeps. The taxi drivers would always pull up and try to take you to massage parlors. Well, maybe he'd just go with them.
 
Hey, I'll power level real quick! I've been to Seoul a few times and the people there were pretty good at figuring out what you mean if they don't speak English. Not only that but they seemed really used to random Americans being fucking creeps. The taxi drivers would always pull up and try to take you to massage parlors. Well, maybe he'd just go with them.
I always read your posts in your voice in my head. It’s fun to imagine your intonation.
 
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Wern hunt cow with EBT card and cook in toaster oven

That badly cooked steak is such a great metaphor for what women see when they look at him.

Edit: Says the guy who admits he violated his last girlfriend's "one rule about not being violent" and admits to violating the restraining order she took out against him...

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Hey, I'll power level real quick! I've been to Seoul a few times and the people there were pretty good at figuring out what you mean if they don't speak English. Not only that but they seemed really used to random Americans being fucking creeps. The taxi drivers would always pull up and try to take you to massage parlors. Well, maybe he'd just go with them.

Literally have never had that happen when I was there on business and even other places more notorious for that, maybe they just think you look like the type Walter! One thing's for sure, Lucas sure looks like the type

When presented with evidence like this Lucas will just start autistically screeching and saying: "No, reeee! That is photo shopped! I never posted that! You photo shopped it! Reeee! Moooo! You bigot! Mooove on! Mooove on!"

Wonder if SCC would be interested in those screenshots of his pedophile sperging, I bet his classmates sure would
 
Well, I was a 19 year old soldier. I don't know if they go after those types or what. Oh right, it was also a while ago by now.

Edit: It gets sadder every time he posts that steak. I can't believe how proud of it he is. It's always a good sign when you cover it in so much shit people can't even notice it's a t bone without being told.
 
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Wern hunt cow with EBT card and cook in toaster oven with mayo. Wern provider, Wern make good dad. Someone provide Wern with mate before telomeres shrivel up.
Oh god, this reminds me of the time Fedsmoker microwaved mice on a paper plate and proceeded to serve it with ketchup. Truly horrifying, but it seems to be that weird meals are a pattern with schizophrenics.
 
I'm back after a sabbatical fron the Royal Society of Wernology.
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I don't even think he could get laid in Mogadishu, Raqqa or some equally odious shithole, let alone a prosperous East Asian country, unless he makes it very clear he's an American.

If I was a Somalian, I'd be willing to put up with an American skitzo for two years until I could divorce the bastard and sit in a council house on the dole for the rest of my days.
 
If I was a Somalian, I'd be willing to put up with an American skitzo for two years until I could divorce the bastard and sit in a council house on the dole for the rest of my days.
Lucas couldn’t even get that because you need money and an income for the visas.
 
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