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Man, that thing on his face is getting almost as fat as he is. It's almost as if eating a diet of nothing but overcooked grease isn't great for the skin.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He thinks ‘narcissistic supply’ means access to a tangible substance. He’s amazing.
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Lucas' adversaries are now anyone with baseball caps, flat or curved bills.
I wish Lucas would bring back the Grandma beanies he was wearing last winter.
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What the hell does that even mean? Does he know what narcissism means? I'm going to go ahead and say no. Hey, cow, women don't want you because they want someone who can converse on an adult level; not a 3rd grade level ya douche canoe.
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Women aren't usually great fans of skitzos either.
Fatal Walter
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For reference, the last time Lucas wore a baseball cap (and posted it to instagram, at least) was 3 weeks ago.
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What the actual fuck does that even mean?
"Are you gonna be violent? OH I HAVE A PHONE." Ok dude.
"What am I entitled to when I know how to cook?" You...don't.
Oof..."the blacks".
Maxxicus Callahan
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Can’t wait for the video of the cops showing up when they get the call about the cock blocking flatbill. They’ll probably be wearing uniform baseball caps themselves and just say “alright Lucas, psych ward or jail what will it be?”
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Probably very since its also roughly the anniversary of him being kicked out of the fart box as well as the 9 years without getting laid
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Can't speak for Vietnam, but Thai girls are for the most part, extreme about personal hygiene. Wern smells like stale piss, onions and feces, so no bueno on the Thai chicks. If the fat spastic fuck every found his way to Thailand, he would find a way to piss off the locals enough to find himself bleeding and senseless on the ground, getting soccer kicks to the face by a group of Thai men within a week.
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He'd probably decide to insult the monarchy because the King of Thailand has two wives.
The fact Thailand has very strong lese majeste laws shows you how well that would go.
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"What do I have to do to get you to go on a date with me? What do I have to do to get you to be my girlfriend..... That doesn't ring of hypocrisy and contradiction?"
I think he's tired of being told to get a job and a place to live. Those are aspirations for classists.
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"Narcissistic Supply" is one of Lucas's oldest lucasisms, along with "full blush face".
I've never understood what he means by it.
I think he even says it in the infamous Daniel / shadowboxing video, IIRC.
Edit: looking it up, apparently the term has some legit psychoanalytic application.....which was news to me.
Lucas doesn't seem to use it correctly, though.
I've never understood what he means by it.
I think he even says it in the infamous Daniel / shadowboxing video, IIRC.
Edit: looking it up, apparently the term has some legit psychoanalytic application.....which was news to me.
Lucas doesn't seem to use it correctly, though.
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I'm sure he'll love the title of this one.
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The exact opposite of everything you've done to this point in your pathetic life.
Clearing the mrsa from above your lip would be a good start.
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I think he's tired of being told to get a job and a place to live. Those are aspirations for classists.
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Absolutely! After all, Gen Z women are either 50 percent socialist or 80 percent socialist. Depending on the day. "Generation Socialist" is what the media calls them. So, that being said, they should be more than willing to date a fat ragman. Lucas is plenty good! Why won't the Gen Z women see this? And why won't the flatbills quit cock blocking him?
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Absolutely! After all, Gen Z women are either 50 percent socialist or 80 percent socialist. Depending on the day. "Generation Socialist" is what the media calls them. So, that being said, they should be more than willing to date a fat ragman. Lucas is plenty good! Why won't the Gen Z women see this? And why won't the flatbills quit cock blocking him?
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As someone who takes a bit of pride in their skill at using a grill... that thing is a goddamn abomination.
Wern you deserve nothing but misery if this is your A game when it comes to cooking.
Also he always says stuff like that: “what am I entitled to?! What are YOU entitled to????” Like dude... Nothing. That’s the point. No one is entitled to anything, especially not to other people. Someone telling PukeAss that he’s not entitled to a girlfriend doesn’t mean that they think they are, most people have common sense and know that NO ONE is entitled to a SO.
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It never fails that shortly after Lucas posts about respecting women, he posts another video where he describes them as property to be passed between men, hoarded by men, or gifted to other men.
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I don't think he even sees the contradiction, sadly. I firmly believe he's literally too dumb to even understand what's wrong with his entire worldview regarding women.