Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is hands down one of the most autistic things that's ever come out of his mouth.

Given what Klick recently uncovered about all of Lucas's brilliant leftist talking points, I'm wondering what social justice anarchist Lucas stole this from.

His head is a giant gourd shaped Echo chamber; He hears a word or phrase, makes incorrect Associations, And re-uses it.

Kudos to anyone who can find out where Lucas stole overthrowing McDonald's and splitting the till from.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I wonder when if it'll occur to him that utilities/ingredients/uniforms, etc., etc., have to be paid for, too? This is such a brainlet take, if it was any other adult male that said it, I'd assume they were pretending to be retarded. With the Spokane Sex-Pest, though; it's safe to assume that he's 100% serious.

And on top of that, Lucas doesn’t even look drunk or high in this video so this theory is completely a product of his sober mind.

Scary.

Also, does anyone else get the feeling that the glut of ‘pontificating while eating‘ videos Lucas has been doing is to purposely annoy us as he knows we hate when he eats? Maybe I am giving him too much credit?

 

[Picklechu]

Yes comrades! It's time to overthrow our capitalist oppressors: Ronald McDonald, the Burger King, Colonel Sanders, and Wendy! Seize the means of production of tendies!

 

[Particle Bored]

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Workers of the world unite! Split the till!
How did Karl Marx not think of that?! We’ll have all the burgers after the revolution...
Lucas’s Incel as Proletariat Ideology - Teachings of Chairman Wern

I forget where I heard it recently (may have been Destiny or the Breadtube thread, because I think it was in reference to Breadtubers that rake in the big bucks but dont actually do shit to advance their supposed ideals), but someone pointed out that theres nothing stopping these commie LARPers from pooling their dough to get a McDonald's franchise and running it as a co-op to show up all da ebil capitalists.

 

[WonderWino]

What that fuck was that? Even for him, that's incredibly dumb.

'Overthrow mcdonalds all over the world in one coordinated move then take the money out of the till after every shift'

'what are they going to do about it?'

Oh I don't know, maybe fire you and then have you prosecuted for theft? How exactly does one 'overthrow' a mcdonalds exactly? Its a business not a government. Do they lynch the capitalist manager and franchise owner from the golden arches for the sake of the revolution? Send ronald to the gulag and publicly execute grimace, the hamburglar and mayor mccheese as subversive elements? Where are they going to get their daily shipment of supplies from after this revolution?

Lucas is a moron. This also shows, yet again, how intertwined food is with literally everything that enters that gourd head of his

Ronald launching the glorious communist revolution of mcdonalds:

Also, I can see lucas's revolution ending like this when their demands aren't met:

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

'Overthrow mcdonalds all over the world in one coordinated move then take the money out of the till after every shift'

'what are they going to do about it?'

Oh I don't know, maybe fire you and then have you prosecuted for theft? How exactly does one 'overthrow' a mcdonalds exactly? Its a business not a government. Do they lynch the capitalist manager and franchise owner from the golden arches for the sake of the revolution? Send ronald to the gulag and publicly execute grimace, the hamburglar and mayor mccheese as subversive elements? Where are they going to get their daily shipment of supplies from after this revolution?

Lucas is a moron. This also shows, yet again, how intertwined food is with literally everything that enters that gourd head of his

Ronald launching the glorious communist revolution of mcdonalds:

Also, I can see lucas's revolution ending like this when their demands aren't met:

The first McDonalds in Russia was opened in 1990.

 

[Particle Bored]

Well, we finally know the root of Lucas's issues, folks. Apparently his father shoved his cock up Lucas's rectum.

 

[Wernology]

Well, we finally know the root of Lucas's issues, folks. Apparently his father shoved his cock up Lucas's rectum.

He's got some daddy issues going on there.

I love now he thinks people are fighting amongst themselves to hang out with him.

Guess we know he wants 18 year old dicks "up his rectum" but only if they make him call them daddy during, I guess.

Edit: Got my thumbnail for tonight.

 

[Da Dude123]

Well, we finally know the root of Lucas's issues, folks. Apparently his father shoved his cock up Lucas's rectum.

What a tard! And the tax payers of the city of Spokane are paying to put his exceptional ass in a hotel.

This is one of his most obnoxious videos in a while. Really is being a fat obnoxious bum. The only 18 year old that wanted to hang out with him was Isik and maybe some of those troons so they can get his weed and have him spend his tugboat on them. Maybe some other young bums have hit him up for stuff. But that is it. No one else wants to be near the shitty ragman.

It's too bad he has the comments disabled on his YouTube page. Would be nice for people to tell him: "shut the fuck up, faggot!"

 

[WonderWino]

Well, we finally know the root of Lucas's issues, folks. Apparently his father shoved his cock up Lucas's rectum.

If he acted like that in public he'd get his ass beaten within an inch of his life real quick. and for someone who claims not to have any interest in men he sure likes to go on about gay sex and getting fucked up the ass alot. There are some serious freudian slips going on in this one. What the fuck is he even going on about? Even for lucas that was a weird video

Edit: Got my thumbnail for tonight.

I'm sure that'll get him reeeeing in some comments pretty fast

 

[Wernology]

I'm sure that'll get him reeeeing in some comments pretty fast

Well, if he doesn't like it, he shouldn't pull fucked up faces while doing his "voices" on camera.

Have a few more; he looks ROUGH in direct light, but the skunk stripe in his hair is cracking me up.

Also this gif.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's created a new character, complete with a new voice, as he often does.

Anybody remember the "You can CHAAANGE!" guy?

I've often wondered, as regards this: is this falsetto / false character behavior a tendency of bipolars? Or just a sign of his deeply-rooted infantile lack of self-control, the way very young children will make obnoxious, unfunny silly voices or tones? Does this behavior, strange as it is, have a medical or juvenile antecedent, or is it just dumbass Lucas being dumbass Lucas? Would love any serious responses, as it's long puzzled me why he does this sort of thing.

It's like he does everything he can to be as obnoxious as possible.

Lucas has a fairly punchable face, but his delivery, combined with the way he looks... literally, on a deep instinctual level, summons every aggressive need within a body. It's like, watching these videos, you find your hands straightening out because they just instinctively want to slap this silly little bitch.

Let's make sure that this video is saved, so that Lucas can never again try to suggest that he's not misogynistic, not homophobic, and doesn't refer to women in the crudest, most sexual terms.

I'm getting really sick of him vacillating between super social justice Lucas, and crude masculine tough guy, or whatever he thinks this is, despite the fact that this is literally one of the gayest videos he's ever made, and for someone who describes criticism as people "shitting in his mouth", that's saying something.

Lucas has some deep-seated sexual issues. I have no doubt that he's looked at a lot of gay porn, and privately enjoyed it.

Heck, maybe part of his aggression comes from the fact that he's super closeted. I mean, Russell Greer was, so Lucas too?

Seems like all low cows go the way of the fag / tranny eventually, right?

But yeah, there's something about seeing a guy who's such a cowardly pussy putting on such a masculine bravado, it's deeply unsettling.

I said before that Lucas's phone is the only person he can be tough with successfully, but it's like, watching this video, you want someone to come up behind him, rescue that poor phone from the horrors it's witnessed, and coldcock him with a two-by-four.

 

[Mother Fucker]

This is one of his most obnoxious videos in a while.

Even for lucas that was a weird video

Yea seriously what's his deal today? His recent videos have been a level of retarded not even he reaches very often. All this sitting around in that fart box alone with his thoughts is making him even more crazy than usual.

You'd think with a finger that fucked up looking you'd want to stop bringing unnecessary attention to it.

Why is this faggot wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

[WonderWino]

Yea seriously what's his deal today? His recent videos have been a level of retarded not even he reaches very often. All this sitting around in that fart box alone with his thoughts is making him even more crazy than usual.

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You'd think with a finger that fucked up looking you'd want to stop bringing unnecessary attention to it.

Why is this faggot wearing sunglasses indoors.

.....He's turning into an obese, schizophrenic version of cyrus

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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The first McDonalds in Russia was opened in 1990.

No doubt that fine couple just purchased McDonalds with their monthly tard check and are headed back to the local shelter to procreate, as is standard in a Communist utopia.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas, how about you just quit bitching for a while and be thankful that the city is paying good money to keep you from dying of exposure?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas, how about you just quit bitching for a while and be thankful that the city is paying good money to keep you from dying of exposure?

He's exceptionally hostile today, even for him.

 

[Wernology]

Grats to the moderator who made the collection of pictures and gif even more terrifying by putting them full size into the post.

How the fuck he thinks that "voice acting" is even remotely good is beyond me.

Anyway, here's all his nasty shit form today, up through the overcooked stuffed pepper because that was the last one before I started encoding.

 

[SteveGoatman]

I know this is likely not an original thought, but I'll say it anyway....I've met people as dumb as Lucas (not many but a few), and I've met people as lazy as Lucas (not many but a few), and I've met people as angry at the world and as unwilling to reflect on themselves as Lucas (more than a few), and I've met people as undeservedly entitled and arrogant as Lucas (not many but a few)...but I've never met anyone who combined all those terrible personality traits into one, smelly, revolting package. At least with most cows, if you are feeling really generous, you could find something to credit them for even if it's a stretch. With Lucas...there's nothing*. Literally nothing and it isn't all, or even mostly, due to his pretty apparent mental illness(es). It's that he is, at his core, a terribly angry and unhappy person and it just seeps out at every opportunity and seeks out nonsensical targets.


*Ok...I did find his short lived "Germanic king" persona amusing because it was asinine but harmless...but otherwise...no.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Lucas, how about you just quit bitching for a while and be thankful that the city is paying good money to keep you from dying of exposure?

Another ‘pontificating while eating’ video.

If he is doing this on purpose to repulse us from watching his videos, it’s working.

I just can’t listen to him smacking his lips and chewing with his mouth open while trying to talk with his mouth full, spewing out his inane monolog. It’s one of the most disgusting things about him. You would think at some point in his life he would’ve learned at least one proper table manner.