Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I forget where I heard it recently (may have been Destiny or the Breadtube thread, because I think it was in reference to Breadtubers that rake in the big bucks but dont actually do shit to advance their supposed ideals), but someone pointed out that theres nothing stopping these commie LARPers from pooling their dough to get a McDonald's franchise and running it as a co-op to show up all da ebil capitalists.
That would be interesting. I don’t know how much freedom a franchise owner would get to make those decisions though, isn’t there a regional manager they would have to report to and certain parameters all the McDonalds would have to stay in to ensure pay is relatively consistent across the board? I’m all for collective bargaining and worker representation on the board of directors given how workers know the ins and out of their locations and the workplace conditions. The infamous McDonalds in my city centre had an incident with a raccoon that went viral I’ll share the link. https://youtu.be/R4qAgh1OW4w

Imagine being the McDonalds franchise owner known for this and all manner of insane shit. Being jabbed by heroin needles taking out the garbage, regular drunk fights, people setting up tents inside the bathroom, it has its own sub Reddit, Rideau Street McDonalds. I don’t know why people choose to work at this location, the fat lady manager there was practically a bouncer for the store and tough as shit.
 
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"You're out there dropping the homophobic and misogynistic bullshit from your mouths".....

.....Just last night, we got:

"What you think I want, motherfucker? Balls slapping up my ass? (Editor's note: We remain unsure how BALLS can SLAP "up" an ass. No doubt a dedicated aficionado of gay porn like Lucas, with his past references to frotting and other niche gay porn interests, will know what to do. Good luck getting those 18-year-old guys' balls "up your ass", Dr. Werner! I'm sure SCC Security got a real kick out of this video when I sent it to them!) Why you being such a BITCH? Where the PUSSY at? Fuck you, BOY! WHERE THE PUSSY AT? What you think I want, motherfucker? Cram some 18-year-old DICKS up my RECTUM? Wanna fuck 18-year-old pussy, and maybe put a ring on it someday... What, capitalism is your "stroke job"? (mimes masturbation)"

Yup, these hilarious stand-up comic "jokes", which are NOT AT ALL the borderline tourette's-like outbursts of a manchild who can't control himself, who takes a bratty kid's pleasure in being deliberately provocative, are certainly not homophobic OR misogynistic. And even if they were, Lucas is just MOCKING the gen Z guys to teach them a lesson. Makes perfect sense, right?
We all need to know if you got a response from security. I am still thinking they won't care. Because speds like Lucas have a right to a free education paid for by the tax payers.
 
Id like the fat moron to clarify which retarded world view he actually believes. He claims to be an "anarcho-communist" which makes zero sense because they are near complete opposite things. anarchy is the complete absence of any government, and communism requires a gigantic government which owns and controls everything. Also worth noting is that Lucas will randomly bring up that hes "descended from royalty" so hes also a monarchist as long as he got to be king in his fantasy world. He has so many problems in his life he ignores every day while still posting about politics he cant and will never control; will anything that happens to him ever make him shut the fuck up?
 
So this is directly from Jewels Helping Hands FB page: "Saturday all those "hundreds" of hotel rooms full of people experiencing homelessness will be sent back out on the streets and we still have no beds for them because the shelters are full again. "

Did Lucas shit the bed by choosing to leave the shelter and bed space he had there, to be a shirtless, gluttonous pig for a few days in a motel? I sure think so.

This is also from JHH: (as of 1am 2/17/2021)
HOC has 5 women's beds
Cannon is full
JHH is full
Hope House is full
Way Our is full.
Truth has beds for men (isn't this a place that Lucas was also banned from?)
 
We all need to know if you got a response from security. I am still thinking they won't care. Because speds like Lucas have a right to a free education paid for by the tax payers.
I'll let everyone know when and if I do, and I'll post what I get just as I did with Dan Eisenberg.

I'd ask that anyone else who wrote do the same.
 
So this is directly from Jewels Helping Hands FB page: "Saturday all those "hundreds" of hotel rooms full of people experiencing homelessness will be sent back out on the streets and we still have no beds for them because the shelters are full again. "

Did Lucas shit the bed by choosing to leave the shelter and bed space he had there, to be a shirtless, gluttonous pig for a few days in a motel? I sure think so.

This is also from JHH: (as of 1am 2/17/2021)
HOC has 5 women's beds
Cannon is full
JHH is full
Hope House is full
Way Our is full.
Truth has beds for men (isn't this a place that Lucas was also banned from?)
This may get Lucas to start up his e-begging again, for a night at the Motel 6 and some Pizza from "Pizza Pipeline" delivered to his door. Maybe King Roy can get him a week at the Motel 6? This could prove interesting. Lucas always seems to find somewhere for his fat ass to go. Maybe the city will open up another emergency warming shelter? Public libraries maybe? Have them sleep on the floor.

Where will Lucas stay?

But the more important question for Lucas is: why aren't the Gen Z men inviting Lucas to their parties? They must be afraid he would make off with all the women and bring them back to the library to stay with him in the periodicals section.
 
Id like the fat moron to clarify which retarded world view he actually believes. He claims to be an "anarcho-communist" which makes zero sense because they are near complete opposite things. anarchy is the complete absence of any government, and communism requires a gigantic government which owns and controls everything. Also worth noting is that Lucas will randomly bring up that hes "descended from royalty" so hes also a monarchist as long as he got to be king in his fantasy world. He has so many problems in his life he ignores every day while still posting about politics he cant and will never control; will anything that happens to him ever make him shut the fuck up?

So this is what anarcho communism is: https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Anarchist_communism

It doesn't seem like it would actually work for most societies, especially American society. The whole concept of the gift economy makes me laugh. Most Americans appear to be inherently selfish from my point of view.
 
"You're out there dropping the homophobic and misogynistic bullshit from your mouths".....

.....Just last night, we got:

"What you think I want, motherfucker? Balls slapping up my ass? (Editor's note: We remain unsure how BALLS can SLAP "up" an ass. No doubt a dedicated aficionado of gay porn like Lucas, with his past references to frotting and other niche gay porn interests, will know what to do. Good luck getting those 18-year-old guys' balls "up your ass", Dr. Werner! I'm sure SCC Security got a real kick out of this video when I sent it to them!) Why you being such a BITCH? Where the PUSSY at? Fuck you, BOY! WHERE THE PUSSY AT? What you think I want, motherfucker? Cram some 18-year-old DICKS up my RECTUM? Wanna fuck 18-year-old pussy, and maybe put a ring on it someday... What, capitalism is your "stroke job"? (mimes masturbation)"

Yup, these hilarious stand-up comic "jokes", which are NOT AT ALL the borderline tourette's-like outbursts of a manchild who can't control himself, who takes a bratty kid's pleasure in being deliberately provocative, are certainly not homophobic OR misogynistic. And even if they were, Lucas is just MOCKING the gen Z guys to teach them a lesson. Makes perfect sense, right?
Why tf is he trying to talk like a fucking mob boss in that video lmao
 
So girls date, or don't, particular men based on the consensus of the room?

So regarding Dorothy; because we all know this is about Dorothy, the fact that she didn't want to date Lucas and the fact that Lucas's interactions with women are so infrequent, and he's so amazingly entitled, that he thinks buying a girl a pack of cigarettes and her not sleeping with him entitles him to justifiably whine and bitch for the next several weeks if not months.

Hell, he was still mentioning Lacey almost a year later, so I guess we'll get ready to hear a lot more about why Dorothy didn't end up with the perfect man, the best guy in spokane!

But yeah, how is someone whispering in your ear when they're not right next to you, lucas? He really needs to detail this background noise, voices on the wind thing, just like he always mentions people talking about agephobia, which is completely a delusion; the idea that people in the shelter were telling Dorothy to date Lucas is of course patently absurd.

Lucas's disassociation from reality strikes me as being actively dangerous, only held in check by his cowardice.

But as we've seen before, particularly last summer, Lucas eventually reaches a point where he feels so justified in his anger that he'll stalk down the street, swinging his gorilla arms with purpose and fury, screaming at buses and passersby about how greedy they are, because he can't get laid.

It's astonishing to me that it never occurs to Lucas how pathetic he comes across... he doesn't see anyone else in the world acting the way he does, and I know his narcissism is off the charts, but if he sees successful mating strategies all around him, and none of them behave the way he does, you would think he would at least occasionally doubt his own methods.

As far as I can tell, the closest he gets to that is accusing men of being crude and misogynist and then later trying on these characters where he talks aggressively and full of bravado, in very crude sexual terms, and with many many vulgarities.

He thinks that this is being a man. Speaking crudely about women's sexual organs, and being constantly vulgar to them and other men.

Of course, this is when he's not delving into all new depths of simp-dom, telling women that they're all buddhas, they're all "empathic", (you can tell which people Lucas currently likes when he compliments them with the same traits he associates with himself...This is the only way he's able to see the world, other than his tendency to break everything into binary dualities of good and bad, he's only able to compliment people by talking about their leftist views, their empathy, and their intelligence; he never sees any qualities present in anyone else that he doesn't find in himself) and they're all better than men, especially young men, who are uniquely immature, except for Lucas of course, who when he was in high school was the MOST mature guy, said maturity manifesting in the fact that he had no friends, he urinated on bushes, and he thinks he had girlfriends because he hugged a girl's shoulder at a bonfire once, to say nothing of the fact that his parents thought he was such a liability that when they caught him with beer, they essentially put him on in-home lockdown.

It strikes me that Myrna must have very quickly understood how dangerous Lucas was, or at the very least how big of an embarrassment he was to the family. Imagine what Lucas must have done within the home. Imagine the rants he must have subjected his parents and stepparents to, imagine the proximity of women he was related to, like his nieces and cousins, and the way Lucas would have felt entitled to them, and tried to sidle up to them.

It's long been my suspicion that something perverse is what provoked Lucas's parents to rather entirely disown him.... it's not a money issue; although they're not as rich as Lucas claims, his parents are more than comfortable enough to have taken care of him for the rest of their lives, and the fact that they let him so publicly remain homeless, shows that they obviously made the decision that interacting with Lucas was not worth it.

Lucas is so nasty about his own mother, calling her a bitch and mentioning that she was a pill-Popper. Lucas will never mention his own mental illness, but he hates his mother most pointedly for writing on her blog that he had schizoid tendencies, something he used to be comfortable admitting himself, until he decided to alter it to bipolar, with the parenthetical that it hasn't been proven and he doesn't really believe it.

And then he'll mention something that shows his delusion fully and openly, like suggesting that total strangers also hear commands in the air, and that he thinks these govern people's actions.

Actually think about this: Lucas thinks that there are command suggestions floating around in the air, which govern people's behavior.

He's long claimed to be an atheist, but it seems that the reality Lucas lives in is more magical than any religious belief, full of pious good and complete evil; a world where the hero Lucas is destined to eventually get his prize, and contrary ghosts whisper on the wind.

If you listen, you can hear those wind carried voices now:

"Luuuuucas is a looooooser. If you emptied evvvvvvery casiiiiiino in the world'ssssss blackjack tablesssss, it sssstill wouldnt beeee innn the cardssssss...."
 
Thanks to Walter Fate and Klickitat, I was introduced to the intellectually and emotionally exhausting disaster that is Lucas Werner. I've been binge-watching Klickitat's videos since yesterday, and I lost count of how many times I've burst out laughing at the absolute state of this creature.

If a drinking game existed in which I had to take a shot whenever he uses the words "greed" or "greedy", "agephobic"/"agephobe"/"agephobia", "bigot", "Gen-Z" or "classist/classism", I would've been dead from alcohol poisoning within three minutes after watching just one video. I cannot remember the last time I bore witness to someone so powerfully ignorant and delusional. I could go on and on about this freaking guy and how much I hate everything he does, says, and stands for, but I think I've said enough for now...save for this: I'd like to know what alternate reality he's been visiting where the "greedy Gen-Z guys" are walking around with multiple girlfriends. I swear, he thinks that every guy younger than him is living the life of a harem anime series, or something.
 
I'd like to know what alternate reality he's been visiting where the "greedy Gen-Z guys" are walking around with multiple girlfriends.
He literally thinks if people of the opposite sex are interacting in any way together, they’re fucking. He posted a photo just a couple (few?) weeks ago of a study group, in a library, in a college - and ranted about how they were all fucking and slutting around during the pandemic together. He’s seen business lunches where groups of people are out and assumes they’re all having orgies with each other.

What makes Lucas so entertaining in particular is that not only does he produce a lot of video content, he also has absolutely no theory of mind. He is incapable of thinking people have different drives and desires than he does, and because of that, he is completely socially retarded. He desperately wishes he was fucking all these women, so if other men are socializing with women, then of course they’re fucking.

Anyway welcome to the thread. It’s quite a monster read but it’s worth it to slog your way through. I’ve been doing a bit of re reading myself and seeing the decline again is extra fun.
 
If you're going to be a faggot, don't post it on my site.
I just received a rather terse response from Spokane Community College's head of security, a Mr. Charles Hollen.

As suggested, I'm attaching what I sent as well as his brief reply.

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The following is his reply, such as it is:

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Again, if anyone else has written and gets some more substantial response, take the time to post your interaction as well. I'm satisfied that the head of security is at least aware of the current situation.
 
So this is what anarcho communism is: https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Anarchist_communism

It doesn't seem like it would actually work for most societies, especially American society. The whole concept of the gift economy makes me laugh. Most Americans appear to be inherently selfish from my point of view.
I like the idea in principle, from each according to their ability to each according to their needs. The one problem you run up against is what happens when someone wants something they can’t have, a fleet of cars for example. Well they find a more brutal means to acquire it or corrupt the system to obtain those forbidden prizes, the rise of the oligarchs in post-Soviet Russia is a good example of this.

I think human nature is not inherently selfish but there are enough humans seeking power and wealth to upset any utopian project and this is the one thing about capitalism that works in a sense; allowing people the ability to acquire heaps of wealth through the all mighty dollar means they can obtain what they want without needing to use violent force. There is another form of violence imbedded in the system however and still all kinds of corruption and abuses with money influencing politics but it’s not in such a way that it is inherently destabilizing to everyday life when the appropriate checks and balances are in place. Wern’s anarcho-communist utopia would quickly be torn apart by ideological factionalism with the prohibition on cars and multiple girlfriends. The Wern would be left with no choice but to enforce brutally repressive measures using his loyal army of incel proletariat revolutionaries to purge his enemies and turn the Wern McDonalds Revolution into the next Khmer Rouge Cambodia.

Today the only Anarcho-Communist societies that exist are tribal people in the Amazon, Papua New Guinea and the Andaman Islands. Marx called this “primitive communism.” It is essentially the end goal of Communism to achieve Anarchy but as Lenin laid out in State and Revolution you first need a Dictatorship of the Proletariat to pave the way for this transformation using the forces of capitalism for the masses instead of the classes and eventually the state will whither away, in theory anyway. I guess anarcho-communism figures everything can be done voluntarily right off the bat.
 
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It strikes me that Myrna must have very quickly understood how dangerous Lucas was, or at the very least how big of an embarrassment he was to the family. Imagine what Lucas must have done within the home. Imagine the rants he must have subjected his parents and stepparents to, imagine the proximity of women he was related to, like his nieces and cousins, and the way Lucas would have felt entitled to them, and tried to sidle up to them.

It's long been my suspicion that something perverse is what provoked Lucas's parents to rather entirely disown him.... it's not a money issue; although they're not as rich as Lucas claims, his parents are more than comfortable enough to have taken care of him for the rest of their lives, and the fact that they let him so publicly remain homeless, shows that they obviously made the decision that interacting with Lucas was not worth it.
So apparently..
Quote of the century.
(A comment posted on all his vids)

"Here's the thing, women (not little girls you can groom) would have no problem dating a man as unfortunate as you. It's just that you are the real bigot here and no one wants to be around you. You have MRSA that you refuse to treat, you are a diabetic and you refuse treatment, you are schizoaffective and bi-polar which (shocker) you refuse treatment for as well. You are a ticking time bomb both physically and mentally, no one wants to be around that at all. You refuse to better yourself but expect a beautiful 15-16yr old girl to work, make the money, clean the house, have the baby, and fuck you brainless. Nobody wants to baby a 37yr old man who hates young people for having their shit together. You have and continue to solicit 15-16yr olds to send you nudes and to meet/feed/fuck you. Even if the age of consent in Wa is 16: possessing porn, nudes, and asking for porn and nudes of them is ILLEGAL IN EVERY STATE. That's why you stopped posting on FB because you shut your main account down after aggressively demanding a 16yr old show you her breasts. You are also a disgusting sexist so stop pretending you are such a feminist. You get physically/sexually aggressive with women all the time. You believe all women are weak feeble creatures so you demand them to meet you without a presence of a man; because in your mind if there is a man around she would be protected so you wouldn't be able to overpower her. You refuse to fight men but you would fight a woman. You tried to beat up a manager at Starbucks because she kicked you out for littering her store with pseudo-science and sexually aggressive notes. You tried to fight her because she wanted you gone. You also threatened to rape your sister-in-law because you got mad at your brother. Oh, and lets not forget that you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD. You said it yourself that you fell in love with her and have been in love with her for years and kept saying how beautiful your other nieces are. Your brothers don't hate you because you're an atheist, they hate you because you want to RAPE THEIR DAUGHTERS AND WIVES. Since I can't post screenshots here, if anyone wants to see the proof, hit me up. I have them all. I have the exact same copies that THE SPOKANE PD HAS SO YOU CAN'T SAY THEY ARE ALL FAKED! Who would want to fake child porn just to fuck you over? You are not that important to frame so get off your high fucking hopes and fix your fucking life. No woman wants a picky ass pedo such as yourself. Delete this and I'll just repost. Block me and I'll just use more accounts. You will ALWAYS be proven wrong until you get your shit together."
Like "You also threatened to rape your sister-in-law because you got mad at your brother. Oh, and lets not forget that you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD. You said it yourself that you fell in love with her and have been in love with her for years and kept saying how beautiful your other nieces are. Your brothers don't hate you because you're an atheist, they hate you because you want to RAPE THEIR DAUGHTERS AND WIVES."

Confirming what a lot of us figured, but what does "you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD." mean exactly? Just constantly saying it out loud while eyefucking this little girl like the deranged incel he is, or he made physical contact, which led to his mental hospital commitment and banishment from King Roy's kingdom

Idk if any of the more veteran Wernologists have any insight into this?
 
So apparently..

Like "You also threatened to rape your sister-in-law because you got mad at your brother. Oh, and lets not forget that you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD. You said it yourself that you fell in love with her and have been in love with her for years and kept saying how beautiful your other nieces are. Your brothers don't hate you because you're an atheist, they hate you because you want to RAPE THEIR DAUGHTERS AND WIVES."

Confirming what a lot of us figured, but what does "you've been trying to fuck your niece Trista since she was 11 YEARS OLD." mean exactly? Just constantly saying it out loud while eyefucking this little girl like the deranged incel he is, or he made physical contact, which led to his mental hospital commitment and banishment from King Roy's kingdom

Idk if any of the more veteran Wernologists have any insight into this?

It's never been said with any definitive proof, but there have been old, old messages or hints from allegedly his brother Seth (and possibly from his half brother or step brother, I forget which) that indicated he "did something" to one of his nieces that got him shunned from the rest of the family so whether that means he said something wildly, disgustingly explicit to his niece or he tried to make a physical move and either got busted, his ass kicked, or she got away and told someone before he could put hands on her has never been said in detail, but whatever he did it was enough that his entire family cut him off and even in generally batshit crazy families you have to really fuck up royal to get them to all collectively cut you off at once while giving you no path or chance to "fix" things.
 
It's never been said with any definitive proof, but there have been old, old messages or hints from allegedly his brother Seth (and possibly from his half brother or step brother, I forget which) that indicated he "did something" to one of his nieces that got him shunned from the rest of the family so whether that means he said something wildly, disgustingly explicit to his niece or he tried to make a physical move and either got busted, his ass kicked, or she got away and told someone before he could put hands on her has never been said in detail, but whatever he did it was enough that his entire family cut him off and even in generally batshit crazy families you have to really fuck up royal to get them to all collectively cut you off at once while giving you no path or chance to "fix" things.

I am not entirely sure of the timeline but how I interpreted it (which is probably wrong) was he was sent away to the nut hut as a form of rehabilitation after the incident with his niece with a stipulation from his family that he remain on his medications and continue therapy.

He ended up resenting his family for this ultimatum and of course, Lucas being Lucas, stopped taking his meds and continued in his delusion that his impulses were normal and it was everyone else who was wrong.

I think Lucas‘s continual refusal to stay engaged in therapy and on his meds is what led to his family to cut ties with him. And who could blame them?

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