Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

It’s unironically an interesting philosophical question. Chimpanzees fight over their territory and carry out vicious retribution on their enemies. Is that because they have a primitive ego or is it just a display of dominance for survival that they feel the need to cannibalize their enemies, kill their babies and take their females? I guess ego is attached to survival in a way and greed is ego driven because with greed you are taking more than you need and still wanting more. There is a limit in the animal kingdom to this because there is a certain point where taking more territory is just over extending beyond your limits and there is no need for that when it is the neighbouring squad of monkeys stealing your food that is the problem.
Intelligent, predatory species will always compete and fight over things. Thats just nature itself. Lucas can live in the utopian fantasyland of his dreams all he wants, wont effect the real world at all.
 
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If Lucas was a lion.
 
"#Anarchocommunism"
"We demand direct democracy"
Are we sure this man has even the faintest hint about what the prefix "Anarcho" means? Seems like he just wants free shit and Anarchocommunism promises the most free shit.
Lucas doesn’t understand that direct democracy would be a kind of personal hell. Imagine having to go to endless committees and meetings all the time. It’s kind of nicer to have a certain degree of alienation where you can be left alone to do what you want to do and let representatives do politics. I don’t want to have to listen to Lucas in the local council whine about Gen Z and have other screwballs get on the mic, listening to regular politics is bad enough.

Edit: Sortition would be kind of interesting though, like Jury Duty but for Parliament - or whatever the US equivalent is. Regular ass citizens picked by lottery to give their input and votes in the halls of power. Sortition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition (if Lucas gets a hold of this word and starts using it I'll be so mad)
 
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Lucas is sliding down at an advanced speed. I really keep saying and feeling this, but some how he's kept out of a cell be it padded or not. He should just use his welfare to play the lotto, with his luck not being beating, killed, robbed, arrested and all sorts of other ills that pose risk to a slow mentally ill homeless person. He's a shoo in for a few million (that he will promptly waste)

Does Lucas even not understand he's not part of the worker class being jobless? I wonder if he's aware at this point of if he just thinks everyone vs 3 random rich people or all poor people hate the rich and don't want them to exist, nor desire to become such, or lastly, just don't much care as income isn't their main goal need?

His bbq cottage cheese burger thing has to be one of the most upsetting mis mashes he made. I will say us pointing out he eats off the uncleaned drip trey got him to well stop doing that. So much like a puppy you need to show the spot he peed on to stop that, we have now proof, Lucas we aren't shaming you, bullying you were are taking care of you, since you can't.

So put a shirt on fatty, isn't really being mean, it's pointing out, you're fat and some of us have working eyes.

I'm glad people mentioned his mis understanding of "greed", he's a broken clock who some how still manages to miss those 2 times a day.
 
Lucas we aren't shaming you, bullying you were are taking care of you, since you can't.

Nah I am. Even mental illness aside, he's absolute scum in every conceivably possible way. The worst kind of person. He should be made fun of for it like anyone else who's as pompous as he is about being a raving lunatic who intentionally postures themself to be as much of a burden on society as possible.
 
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Nah I am. He's absolute scum, the worst kind of person. He should be made fun of for it like anyone else who's as pompous as he is about being a raving lunatic who intentionally postures themself to be as much of a burden on society as possible.
Fucker said I should be a loyal dog and jump into his arms on the street and stop being greedy by not making my own genitals a public utility.

I am shaming this nonce as hard as I possibly can. I will shame him all day, then go to sleep with an alarm set for the middle of the night, so I can wake up and shame him some more.
 
I see a lot of parallels between Lucas and Chris right now, this looks like we are in the glory days of antics for Lucas. I think he has hit his peak for a lolcow and the downfall is currently or will be ensuing shortly. I also feel his story arch is similar to Chris (2007-2009 Bluespike/Clyde Cash) he gets trolled constantly, weens still get a rise out of him, he falls for catfish, he is very much naive and inattentive to his surroundings and warnings people give him, but no really dangerous or disastrous things happen to him. But I also feel that Lucas has the potential to learn and shut out trolls and understand when he is being catfished, or at least what a catfish looks like. This in turn would make it more difficult for him to be monitored or contained for that matter, and unlike Chris, Lucas could get so desperate that he would act on his most primal desires. Another catfish would be a disastrous blow to Lucas' ego and could have disastrous effects.
 
Lucas doesn’t understand that direct democracy would be a kind of personal hell. Imagine having to go to endless committees and meetings all the time. It’s kind of nicer to have a certain degree of alienation where you can be left alone to do what you want to do and let representatives do politics. I don’t want to have to listen to Lucas in the local council whine about Gen Z and have other screwballs get on the mic, listening to regular politics is bad enough.

Edit: Sortition would be kind of interesting though, like Jury Duty but for Parliament - or whatever the US equivalent is. Regular ass citizens picked by lottery to give their input and votes in the halls of power. Sortition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition (if Lucas gets a hold of this word and starts using it I'll be so mad)
You could just do it online. People do so many of those stupid facebook personality quizzes that I don't think there would be much difference in productivity. But does Lucas REALLY want direct democracy, without the safeguards against 'the mob'? How long would it take for people to decide to pass an anti-Lucas statute to prevent him from using the toaster oven? What about when someone puts through an excellent initiative that tardbucks can only pay for a regular phone that you can call and text with?

Lucas is like the "welfare queen" that was used to try and gut social programs... except he's tremendously more insufferable. Direct democracy would end up cutting his tugboat off and sending him to the mines where he can complain about flatbills all he wants.
 
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He is so stupid, money is not just digits on a screen it is the value we ascribe to commodities, material and human resources. If everyone made $100,000/year then money would be worthless. It’s not like everybody actually made the same amount of money in the Soviet Union as is popularly misunderstood but value became about where you could steal the most stuff, taxi drivers and waiters in the Soviet Union could afford to fly for holidays in Crimea but engineers couldn’t because engineers didn’t have as much access to stuff that they could sell on the black market. Anyone connected to cars, retail and hospitality had it made back in Soviet times with access to all the goodies.
 
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I shouldn't have implied Lucas is not one of the few cows whom open hate isn't justified, I just err on side of him reading it and maybe putting a shirt on because monkey does things to spite us. So yeah he could totally prove the Trump nazis like us, he does own a shirt by.. wearing one.

I want to econ sperg but will restrain my self. Lucas has no idea what money even is, often mis understood by people on all sides of political spergery.

The only reason Lucas survives is because gov bloat and one could argue, capitalism allowing that. I'm far from the first or last to say, if it wasn't for our gov he'd be dead by the state or his own failings. With out getting to a left right thing, capitalism, or any ism economically speaking will create bloat in a ruling class because either there's too damned much money to make/give away/share to even pay attention too.

Really, that's his case, the system he hates so much is so damn rich, flaws aside we as a system don't really bother to cut off the people who don't want/need/deserve help. There are voices whom take any side who feel everyone needs a home/food etc. But those people also have limits. I can not for the life of me feel someone who feels say, a doctor is a human right should feel Lucas who gorges should cut in line to the ER while some kid has the sniffles even.

The fact our system has so much extra we don't have the time to bother with people who are happy to be in the shit. We have only a limited space of programs to help people and social workers etc, spend their day trying to get someone to a rehab, job training etc, while it's one click to send Lucas tard bucks. That he will blow and then need more charity.

Lastly, Lucas is semi aware he's poor fat etc, so he wants to drag us all down, crabs in a box is probably as advanced as his thinking gets (how fucking stupid are you when I have to say crabs are as deep as your brain goes) because of his narc traits and ego, he really doesn't see if tomorrow we woke up in Mad Max world he'd be used like that running thing on the snow planet in Empire Strikes back (tauntan?) Yes his bloated body would be just a tent. Now if we had a commie land where some how his insane dream works and everyone gets 100k with out inflation etc, Lucas would then be shot for being a nothing. All of this ignoring, his real problem Lucas Colby Werner is a fat ugly, dirty pedophile. Ain't no one got time for that.

I really feel, part of his ego seeing him as a fine mate and women should flock also really hints at how little he respects women, men are mere clones because he doesn't like them, but then he goes on to insult men for other things, as if males can choose to do things, but are too stupid to be anything other than Trumpanize Leftist flat bills or what ever the insult of the week is. He never says this about women, other than his hope/image that they just are meek enough to see "pop culture dude bro" and give the pussy up. Because that's how stupid and whorish women are. If you view women this way, it's not shocking you'd think they all want his ham fist, into their vaginas. Romantic, Wern is not. But he is fat.
 
I was under the impression gen z starts in 1997. I'm not sure about the accuracy of that chart

it's by Howe. The historian who invented the millennial label. He didn't say anything about gen z (who were un-named) but said, when coining the term millennial, that the generation cut off was 2004 (the next generation didn't really have a name yet)
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Historian Neil Howe, who along with the late historian William Strauss coined the generational label, told USA Today in 2012 that the birth years of Millennials go from 1982 to 2004.
 
Direct Democracy? As much as Lucas moos and reees about Bernie Sanders and how much Lucas idolizes him. The fat fuck couldn't he bothered to waddle out of the fart box to vote for him. No, he was too busy filling up his hobo sack at the food pantry to go and vote for his hero.

He would still be the same lazy sack of crap that he is now. He really does benefit from the system. Just not the way he wants. He wants to have not just what he gets, which he does nothing for. He wants nice things, hot women, etc. But not to have to do anything. He thinks this leftist bullshit will give him that. But he is wrong because he is exceptional and doesn't understand how the world works.
 
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