Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lol this motherfucker doesn't even flip burgers. He is a literal crazy ranting bum. He is the type of person people go out of their way to ignore on the street.

And not all the socialism in the world will solve that. The government can give him ANOTHER free place, and he will fuck that up. The government can give him MORE free money, he will just buy more food and drugs.

But the government will never be able to give him a teeny-bopper fuck mommy. Because women are real people with their own wants and dislikes and Lucas is actual vagina repellent.

Even in his perfect world, should it come to fruition tomorrow, it will never be in the cards.

His best bet at this point is finding a girl to hook on meth and be her supplier. But he's too stupid for that.
 
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More like raise your tiny dick Lucas
 
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Poop Chute said:
Lol this motherfucker doesn't even flip burgers. He is a literal crazy ranting bum. He is the type of person people go out of their way to ignore on the street.
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Remember when the only way a retarded bum could annoy you was just hang out by the subway station you had to use every day and tard out at you as you walked by?

And now. . .wait. . .I'm actually deliberately reading a thread about such a person. . .on purpose. . .every day.

*places pistol in mouth shoots upwards*
 
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Festus said:
Nah I am. Even mental illness aside, he's absolute scum in every conceivably possible way. The worst kind of person. He should be made fun of for it like anyone else who's as pompous as he is about being a raving lunatic who intentionally postures themself to be as much of a burden on society as possible.
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Every once in a while my conscience will kick in and I’ll start to feel bad that we’re all piling on a man with severe mental illness, but then I remember that in addition to his cocktail of awful psychiatric ailments (which to be fair isn’t his fault though it is his responsibility), he’s a genuinely evil individual who will rape a child if given the opportunity
 
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Krathnami said:
Every once in a while my conscience will kick in and I’ll start to feel bad that we’re all piling on a man with severe mental illness, but then I remember that in addition to his cocktail of awful psychiatric ailments (which to be fair isn’t his fault though it is his responsibility), he’s a genuinely evil individual who will rape a child if given the opportunity
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And broadcasting it to the world for all to see. I feel sorry for the people that don’t know about him and find out by accident. Came here willingly to watch the freak
 
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AnOminous said:
Remember when the only way a retarded bum could annoy you was just hang out by the subway station you had to use every day and tard out at you as you walked by?

And now. . .wait. . .I'm actually deliberately reading a thread about such a person. . .on purpose. . .every day.

*places pistol in mouth shoots upwards*
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We can't smell them through the internet. Thank god.

I didn't join the farms because of Lucas, but over the past year or so he quickly became my favorite cow. I've never come across someone so absolutely unlikeable and awful in every single aspect of their being. He has zero redeeming qualities. He is a leech.

This place is my trash TV. I don't watch real housewives of whatever, but I still like gossip and drama and goddammit if this isn't the best place for that. And it's real too. No scripts. Just pure crazy.

And I can visit at my convenience.

We'll go down together fam. ♥️
 
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Poop Chute said:
Lol this motherfucker doesn't even flip burgers. He is a literal crazy ranting bum. He is the type of person people go out of their way to ignore on the street.

And not all the socialism in the world will solve that. The government can give him ANOTHER free place, and he will fuck that up. The government can give him MORE free money, he will just buy more food and drugs.

But the government will never be able to give him a teeny-bopper fuck mommy. Because women are real people with their own wants and dislikes and Lucas is actual vagina repellent.

Even in his perfect world, should it come to fruition tomorrow, it will never be in the cards.

His best bet at this point is finding a girl to hook on meth and be her supplier. But he's too stupid for that.
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Yeah it makes his "every job would still get done even if all of them were paid the same because people would still WANT to do those jobs" theory even more idiotic and hilarious. Pucas is a perfect example of someone who has never had to work so he doesn't. Because why would you take the time to learn how to have a physically and mentally demanding job like a doctor if you could work at McD's and make the same amount? Lucas doesn't work because he doesn't have to, and many other people would follow suit if they could have literally the exact same shit as the hardest workers by doing nothing.
 
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IceQueen said:
Yeah it makes his "every job would still get done even if all of them were paid the same because people would still WANT to do those jobs" theory even more idiotic and hilarious. Pucas is a perfect example of someone who has never had to work so he doesn't. Because why would you take the time to learn how to have a physically and mentally demanding job like a doctor if you could work at McD's and make the same amount? Lucas doesn't work because he doesn't have to, and many other people would follow suit if they could have literally the exact same shit as the hardest workers by doing nothing.
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It would certainly lead to a lot of confusion, but it’s so simple according to Lucas, just numbers on a screen *beep *boop.

Edit: I’ve never seen someone enjoy being lazy as much as Lucas he is exceptionally lazy don’t know how many people can match that tbh. All but given up on even trying to make board games as a career prospect.
 
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Check out this exchange ... I would absolutely LOVE to see Lucas get a tattoo. When he’s talked about why he has no tattoos in the past he lists three reasons: he doesn’t want to “look like everybody else trying to be a rebel”, he doesn’t like permanence, and he doesn’t like pain. We alllll know that the ONLY reason is that last one, because he’s too much of a little bitch to ever actually get one. And also maybe because he can’t afford a tattoo, but I think it’s definitely mainly that he’s a pathetic fucking pussy who would be reduced to tears 10 seconds in.
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IceQueen said:
Check out this exchange ... I would absolutely LOVE to see Lucas get a tattoo. When he’s talked about why he has no tattoos in the past he lists three reasons: he doesn’t want to “look like everybody else trying to be a rebel”, he doesn’t like permanence, and he doesn’t like pain. We alllll know that the ONLY reason is that last one, because he’s too much of a little bitch to ever actually get one. And also maybe because he can’t afford a tattoo, but I think it’s definitely mainly that he’s a pathetic fucking pussy who would be reduced to tears 10 seconds in.
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During the lacey saga, he started saying he was considering one, because zoomers have them, and that will make them want him.
 
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