Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
Give him a girl or he'll call the cops.
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So.....if you have more than one girlfriend you had to have done something illegal to get them. Thats flat out mental. I'm sure the mormons would just love lucas ranting like that at them. Plenty of people have such arrangements that don't in any way involve doing anything illegal

and the fact that he explicitly says he'll temporarily block his phone number before calling the cops, presumably to avoid getting caught falsely accusing some random couple of selling meth shows he knows what he is doing is harassment. Why else would he not want the cops knowing he was the one reporting them? He knows he'll get in shit if he gets caught doing it and thinks he is being clever by blocking his number, thinking the cops can't find out who did it (hint: they can lucas, its not that easy to use the cops to harass people) this is literally the exact behavior that got him kicked out of his apartment, he just thinks he is smarter about it this time with the number blocking. He's completely unaware this kind of behavior can get him arrested

If he thinks he isn't going to get busted for doing this he's in for a real rude awakening. He'll get his ass arrested and fined for it. People get nailed for it all the time

Maxxicus Callahan said:
Notoriously difficult to prove in court, doesn’t seem imminent more like vague threats
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Considering lucas's well publicized history of admitting to attempting to blackmail people for access to women, including it being literally the reason he was kicked out of his previous apartment, in his case it would be quite easy to prove
 
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WonderWino said:
So.....if you have more than one girlfriend you had to have done something illegal to get them. Thats flat out mental. I'm sure the mormons would just love lucas ranting like that at them. Plenty of people have such arrangements that don't in any way involve doing anything illegal
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Keep in mind IRL it doesn't have to do with actual girlfriends. Like the picture he took of the 4 students at SCC. 1 guy sitting at the same table with 3 women. In his schizo animal brain the guy was greedy, hoarding and having sex with all 3. He'd be calling the cops on a guy out with his 2 sisters. Hell, I'd say even if a guy isn't with any women just being 5 ft from them his schizo rutting animal brain puts them all together and the guy is fucking them all.
 
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Haha!! TRUTH 😂😂
 

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What are the chances Lucas got a negative CoVid result? The timeline matches up for a quarantine, I'm assuming he'd be there longer if he was positive.

Any guesses why the toaster oven got taken away? My money is on burnt grease triggering the fire alarms or Lucas getting shitty with someone else who wanted to use it.
 
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Picklechu said:
RIP toasterbortions. Back to instant noodles and $70 steaks for ya boi Wern.
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Perhaps he'll buy his own toaster oven and carry it around with him in his backpack, plugging it in in weird random places like gas station bathrooms or the bus station to cook his meal

I can see it now: a busy weekend at the bus station, with people walking around lucas as he sits in the middle of the floor of the bus station with his toaster oven, a bunch of raw meat and condiments scattered around him, until security finally tells him to gtfo....or cooking said steaks in gas station bathrooms
 
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WonderWino said:
Perhaps he'll buy his own toaster oven and carry it around with him in his backpack, plugging it in in weird random places like gas station bathrooms or the bus station to cook his meal

I can see it now: a busy weekend at the bus station, with people walking around lucas as he sits in the middle of the floor of the bus station with his toaster oven, a bunch of raw meat and condiments scattered around him, until security finally tells him to gtfo....or cooking said steaks in gas station bathrooms
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Mongolian barbecue Lucas
 
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mothman96 said:
The Freaks reply: He'll just walk up and say women are not property, I'm Lucas etc.
Sure Lucas, in your "utopia" you'll just walk up and get in a guys face. What would happen you'll be down on your ass crying or dead. Yes Lucas, you'd likely end up quickly dead in your much dream of "utopia".

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Just like he doesn't do now.

I like how the way he worded it makes it sound like he's introducing himself to the hypothetical guy and not either of the hypothetical women.

It almost takes away from that horrifying fake smile that definitely only reaches dead eyes.

Da Dude123 said:
Looks like the cow has been back to deleting comments on his Instagram posts. The big coward! And we are supposed to believe he will be looting stores and restaurants. Please! He will be looking for more handouts like always.
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IF he ever gained the impulsive, temporary balls to try and loot anything he'd be one of the first people shot.
 
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Something just occurred to me. This is a big stretch, like huge, bigger than Wern's ego... but hear me out.

If Pukas finds a way to become president (🤣🤣🤣🤣) and tears down the government (🥴), who is he going to call the next time someone supposedly "hits him in the head with a bat"? Or even better: who is he going to call when someone calls him a fucking idiot in public? He talked big and bad saying he would call the police for harassment, but if he takes apart the government, then what police? Wern would be dead within a week of his inauguration, if it even took that long.
 
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CrazyAsHell said:
I wondered that myself. At the very least, blackmail and threats I would think
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Eh... Since he’s not threatening anyone in particular or demanding any particular woman by name, it’s unlikely to be illegal. Plus we’ve seen how SPD treats Lucas, Hell not even just the cops, the whole city of Spokane doesn’t see him as a threat so they don’t do shit.

And that’s what it comes down to — if this were put in front of a judge it would come down to if they thought his “threats” were actually likely to cause harm to anyone else, and they’d almost certainly conclude that they aren’t. At worst he might get another short stay in the mental ward, but that’s it.

I don’t disagree that I WISH someone, either the law or just some fed up citizen, would do SOMETHING to put PukeAss in his place, but as long as he’s just talking, I don’t see it happening.

TurdFondler said:
What are the chances Lucas got a negative CoVid result? The timeline matches up for a quarantine, I'm assuming he'd be there longer if he was positive.

Any guesses why the toaster oven got taken away? My money is on burnt grease triggering the fire alarms or Lucas getting shitty with someone else who wanted to use it.
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I’m not in WA but in my state quarantine is only 10 days from the positive test so it’s definitely possible his quarantine is done, especially if he was asymptomatic, which it appears that he was.
 
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