Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ClownBrew]

So, this finally dawned on my fool ass tonight:

My joking post about being offended as an Italian descendant, by his gross Bar S calzones...is the reason why he posted the sequel of pouring a gallon of olive oil onto salami.

The fucking loon is still lurking here-- and it's not just Klick that he's watching. He'll be shouting me out on Youtube soon enough, I suppose.

 

[Wernology]

So, this finally dawned on my fool ass tonight:

My joking post about being offended as an Italian descendant, by his gross Bar S calzones...is the reason why he posted the sequel of pouring a gallon of olive oil onto salami.

The fucking loon is still lurking here-- and it's not just Klick that he's watching. He'll be shouting me out on Youtube soon enough, I suppose.

What always strikes me as funny is that most of his memes that seem like they're yelling at nobody are often yelling at things he's read in this thread.

He definitely lurks here and it's 100% a big part of why he paranoid-blocks random people who follow him.

 

[WonderWino]

Honestly Lucas, you don't "realize" sanity.
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Lucas while making this statement:

 

[Amewsed]

Does anyone else think "business operating for free over a threat of violence" is just an analogy for requiring him being issued a gen z queefy bae or there will be violence?

 

[Cash Pope]

Something just occurred to me. This is a big stretch, like huge, bigger than Wern's ego... but hear me out.

If Pukas finds a way to become president () and tears down the government (), who is he going to call the next time someone supposedly "hits him in the head with a bat"? Or even better: who is he going to call when someone calls him a fucking idiot in public? He talked big and bad saying he would call the police for harassment, but if he takes apart the government, then what police? Wern would be dead within a week of his inauguration, if it even took that long.

Exactly. Sure he can abolish age of consent then dismantle the government, but then there is nothing to stop any poor girl who comes within smelling distance of him from proactively taking care of the issue without having to fear prosecution.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

So.....if you have more than one girlfriend you had to have done something illegal to get them. Thats flat out mental. I'm sure the mormons would just love lucas ranting like that at them. Plenty of people have such arrangements that don't in any way involve doing anything illegal

and the fact that he explicitly says he'll temporarily block his phone number before calling the cops, presumably to avoid getting caught falsely accusing some random couple of selling meth shows he knows what he is doing is harassment. Why else would he not want the cops knowing he was the one reporting them? He knows he'll get in shit if he gets caught doing it and thinks he is being clever by blocking his number, thinking the cops can't find out who did it (hint: they can lucas, its not that easy to use the cops to harass people) this is literally the exact behavior that got him kicked out of his apartment, he just thinks he is smarter about it this time with the number blocking. He's completely unaware this kind of behavior can get him arrested

Lucas seems to have no concept of how much getting a rep as a rat can hurt him.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If he thinks he isn't going to get busted for doing this he's in for a real rude awakening. He'll get his ass arrested and fined for it. People get nailed for it all the time

On the contrary, people do this shit all the time and face no consequences. Cops have no time to chase this shit down unless there's unusual circumstances. And among crazy weirdos calling 911, Lucas is not that unusual.

Even if someone decided to spend hours on Lucas's BS (investigating, charging and showing up for court) it almost certainly wouldn't fall under Washington State's false reporting statute which is meant to go after bomb threats and 'swatting.' It also wouldn't fall under the Spokane municipal statute for misuse of 911 (meant to address prank calls) unless he is specifically and individually warned to stop by a police officer but continues afterwards; that same ordinance allows for interventional services if he somehow managed to keep going and get charged (because Lucas is a nutcase). The state harassment statute would also almost certainly not apply unless Lucas starts threatening a specific person with calling the police on them if they don't fuck him, etc.

It's not worth the paperwork when you can just ignore the calls instead. Intent is difficult to prove without a thorough investigation and the police are not going to do one over some crazy guy who calls claiming everyone is a drug dealer (this isn't unusual among crazy people calling 911). I guess if some beat cop decided that Lucas needed to learn a lesson he could figure something out but it's probably easier to just bust him for things like jaywalking that are easy to prove.

It's like when people thought Lucas was going to get sued over talking about telomeres. It's not what the court system is set up to handle and it's not worth anyone's limited time to try and deal with. Lucas escapes official punishment for a lot of his actions because he's so unimportant. But he still has to live with being Lucas Werner and not much is worse than that.

 

[Plague Flea]

Does anyone else think "business operating for free over a threat of violence" is just an analogy for requiring him being issued a gen z queefy bae or there will be violence?

Well, yes, but in that scenario what’s stopping him bypassing Gen Z altogether and going straight to Gen Alpha?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Well, yes, but in that scenario what’s stopping him bypassing Gen Z altogether and going straight to Gen Alpha?

Gen alpha’s parents, who will beat his rotting schizo-riddled skull in.

 

[Amewsed]

Well, yes, but in that scenario what’s stopping him bypassing Gen Z altogether and going straight to Gen Alpha?

I'm sure he'll be switching over soon, much like he did with millenials.

The age goalposts will move. New mouse studies out of Zurich with state that telomeres found in Hobo mrsa spooge is the highest quality from ages 45-60 in men while they are best in 14-16 17-20 year old women.

 

[mothman96]

Slow down from what. Being insane on his social media? He can't slow down from his insanity itself. And there is someone "interested" and his reply. He already put it out a car from his end is out of the picture, but the homeless bum can "offer the same". Of course he'd be ready to jump into her car if she has one.

 

[Da Dude123]

Slow down from what. Being insane on his social media? He can't slow down from his insanity itself. And there is someone "interested" and his reply. He already put it out a car from his end is out of the picture, but the homeless bum can "offer the same". Of course he'd be ready to jump into her car if she has one.

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Good job catching this comment. The cow has already deleted it. He is trying to maintain that he is plenty good. Way better than those flatbill clones. He lives in a homeless shelter and gets a tugboat. The baby zooms should be all over that.

 

[wenttobermuda]

One Lucas's finest catchphrases is "I'm not here to..." He begins many videos, "memes," and posts this way. He is forever declaring his purpose. We all know what Lucas is "here to" do: meet that smart pretty interesting girl and get at her puss puss.

Whether or not Anarchocommunism is "concerned with money or having more than everyone else," Lucas is certainly concerned about having less than everyone else. Lucas knows that everyone has more girl friends and money and fun than he does, and all of his political ideas follow from this tragedy.

To Lucas, politics are the continuation of meeting baes by other means. Lucas lacks the credit cards, cars and baseball caps that he seems to think are powerful puss puss totems. This is easier for him to comprehend, and accept, than the more personal qualities that he lacks: dignity, confidence, a sense of humor, etc. Lucas's apologia: money shouldn't matter, because capitalism is evil, and I am a hero for being poor and opposed to it. Lucas's solution for his personal problems is to remake civilization.

Lucas will not concede that the credit cards, cars and baseball caps confer any advantage on his hated competitors: he can "offer the same" they can. He is their equal, despite the fact he's a hobo with a payee. And unlike his competition, Dr. Nigga Lucas is not a racist or misogynist.

Lucas has less than every one else.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

I've been listening to old videos and had a thought - does he know that credit cards and debit cards are different things?

 

[Wernology]

I've been listening to old videos and had a thought - does he know that credit cards and debit cards are different things?

I'm going to guess he doesn't.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

I've been listening to old videos and had a thought - does he know that credit cards and debit cards are different things?

He struggles to differentiate between reality and his delusions, anything beyond that is almost a certain no.

ETA: Actually, 'struggles' is the wrong word, he just flat out can't differentiate them.

 

[Chucky McDurban]

been keeping my eye on this thread for some months now and only ever got compelled to post once this happened. This pissbaby is actually saying him and Lucas reside in reality land. You can have your own opinions on political shit but if you are defending Lucas Werners grasp on reality, you’re absolutely retarded. Am I the asshole or are we both just dumb stinky assholes?
Edit: this was on Walters latest video

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

 

[Josef Mengele]

I absolutely love where this anarcho-communisim saga is leading, absolutely nowhere, but I would love to see this dude on a ticket as like some kind of joke. I think seeing the Wern behave like a flatulent, uneducated, poorly housebroken bum at a national convention would be the height of Wernology. I mean when Trump was first running, everyone saw him as a joke candidate, but he actually had a strategy that could reach voter bases. Hell, even Vermin Supreme was able to garner some support, however with the Wern it is another story, he alienates everybody the second he opens his mouth. It would be funny to see him call other candidates bigots, misogynistic, and age-phobic on a national stage.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Is Lucas waiting for this post-money world where people work out of the goodness of their hearts? Nothing is stopping him from working for the benefit of others right now. Other than the fact he’s a fat, lazy, retarded, parasitic, horny, unhinged predator who is totally incompetent to even take care of himself without the government or Christian charity. If society devolved into lawlessness then Lucas would most certainly get his comeuppance for his wasted life of degeneracy that has been nothing but a net negative for every single human being he has ever interacted with over the last 41 years.