Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
It's partly that he doesn't respect anyone else's perspective, it's partly that he's so narcissistic that he literally can't recognize or validate other people's thoughts because they're too foreign to him, and it's partly that he has so many internal voices screaming a combination of self-reassuring platitudes and criticism, that he's full up to the top. No more room.
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Let's not forget that he's also legitimately stupid, and wouldn't understand the material should it manage to find it's way under his nose.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
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So within a week we will have achieved Communism? I can’t wait to hear him start talking about how anti-matter will give us Star Trek, it’s like some dimensional merge cope for Lucas as he is becoming always more desperate and delusional. If Bernie Sanders won’t do it then CERN scientists will apparently. Humanity will have reached its final emancipatory stage with no hunger, war, disease or poverty and we are all living out are fullest potential as a species amongst the stars all so Lucas can be free to be an even bigger pedo parasite floating around looking for puss puss.

Edit: If such a world ever came about through overproduction and all goods were cheaply available and abundant Lucas would still not be someone I’d want with access to the goodies tap. There’d have to be some reasonable limit like something you have to do for society to earn those goodies that go beyond the basic necessities. Lucas would just expect it all handed to him at once without having to do shit, that’s what he thinks Anarchy means
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Yes im sure literally the only thing holding CERN scientists back from just mass producing anti-matter is that they're waiting for permission to do it and only when the government is fired by god emperor Lucas they just dust off the on button to the infinite energy machine and just turn it on. I see no flaws in this logic and could definitely see Lucas in space a week after his successful Mcdonalds and CERN revolts

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"you'll serve us for free or we'll burn the building down" damn does that ever sound democratic, really having mad max style raiding parties led by the Wern running things sounds like a perfect society with 0 room for improvement

(edit) found a clip of terry davis summing up Lucas's politics
https://youtu.be/ip5W3XgZPHg?t=77
 
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Flatbill Oligarch said:
Yes im sure literally the only thing holding CERN scientists back from just mass producing anti-matter is that they're waiting for permission to do it and only when the government is fired by god emperor Lucas they just dust off the on button to the infinite energy machine and just turn it on. I see no flaws in this logic and could definitely see Lucas in space a week after his successful Mcdonalds and CERN revolts

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"you'll serve us for free or we'll burn the building down" damn does that ever sound democratic, really having mad max style raiding parties led by the Wern running things sounds like a perfect society with 0 room for improvement
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"We'll take cash" huh?

Well that whole, "no capital" idea sure died fast.

And if they'll still take cash why would anyone do anything for free when everyone is also still apparently using cash?

I know , I know, trying to apply normal human logic to Lucas' spaghetti brain ideas but still, I swear he doesn't actually think when he types, he just bangs on the keyboard and hopes words come out.

Also what the fuck does "Wern Posted" mean? Is that his attempt at some kind of...not even trademark but, like, so people know The Real Wern posted it and not some troll?

I'm not sure which is worse: Him thinking he has good political ideas or him thinking he understands science in general. They're both pretty awful.

That aside, I noticed he's been posting videos almost exclusively to IG again which makes me wonder if he either got bored of no comments (that he just deletes on IG anyway) and constant thumbs down on youtube once more or if he got another ban from uploading.

Edit: Forgot to mention, I've had a few people tell me now that he changes the topic if anyone asks how school is going. Best guess is he quit or already flunked out but, since he's dodging any questions about it I don't know for sure.

He hasn't blocked me, but he also hasn't responded to any DMs from me in a couple of days either.
 
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INeedUhChickUnder26 said:
Been pretty slow in the Lucas Werner world.

Something about Lucas that baffles me is how he doesn't seem to realize that everyone on the internet, including Gen Z, is not homeless like he is.

Basic necessities like food, water and shelter don't cause women (girls) to immediately drop their panties.

He actually sits there and gloats at his phone when he's eating something he finds especially impressive. And he's eating Texas Roadhouse not Wagyu steak, just a regular everyday meal that everyone else either cooks or can afford to order with their own money (which he can't).

That's another thing. He seems to see all the free shit he gets as a selling point of his and not something to be ashamed of. Like he's saying... "Oh look at all the free shit I can manipulate people into giving me. Aren't I clever?".

The inflection in his voice that he uses when he's bragging like this sounds like someone teasing a dog with food, holding it just out of their reach and snatching it away when they lunge for it.

That's how effective he thinks his styrofoam meals are on young women. Real feminist of Lucas to imply that women are driven by the same base desire as dogs. Yet he hasn't had a girlfriend in 8 years and he's been eating these fancy hobo meals most of that time.

I know I shouldn't be amazed by anything Lucas does but the cognitive dissonance is really kind of pretty impressive.
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Spot on.

The way you described Lucas's food videos as someone teasing a dog with a treat, just out of reach, was brilliant.

It occurred to me last week that the way Lucas films food reminds me of someone filming an experience that they want to be able to re-live on the basest, most lustful level: wanting to re-experience a pleasurable act by proxy.

Without getting too hyperbolic, it makes me think of a serial killer, filming his victims, so that he can re-experience the pleasure he takes in their pain, or simply a man making his own pornography, filming the sex act, so that he can later masturbate over it.

I wonder if Lucas re-watches his own food videos and salivates at the display.
 
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Someone pointed out to him the fact that the president literally doesn't have the authority to close the government because of the system of checks and balances. I'm wondering if he's gonna argue it or just delete the comment because it doesn't go with his narrative.

This politisperging is funny just out of sheer absurdity but boy has he really gone even further into the deep end. It's like he's constantly trying to one up himself in terms of grandiose retarded ideology. He's always been laughably crazy but it seems like just within the last 6 months he's spiraled into a whole new level. How much longer can that insane little brain keep up like this before the men with butterfly nets come to take him back to the laughing academy
 
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Cash Pope said:
He'd read what Kropotkin said about the People's Stick and assume the People's Stick was his cock
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That right there is proof of delusion when he'd be lucky to be 3 inches at full mast.

Edit: I would love nothing more than to send this article to Lucas but he'd block me for sure if I did.

newrepublic.com

The Town That Went Feral

When a group of libertarians set about scrapping their local government, chaos descended. And then the bears moved in.
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klickitat said:
That right there is proof of delusion when he'd be lucky to be 3 inches at full mast.

Edit: I would love nothing more than to send this article to Lucas but he'd block me for sure if I did.

newrepublic.com

The Town That Went Feral

When a group of libertarians set about scrapping their local government, chaos descended. And then the bears moved in.
newrepublic.com newrepublic.com
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If he even read it at all he would just say that it failed because they were libertarians and not communists
 
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