Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

JFC. This guy can’t make it any more obvious he wants to rape a woman.

We’re getting close to a new chapter. This is almost verbatim what he did when he got booted from his fartbox.

What’s next? Getting banned from every shelter in Spokane?

He just can’t stop digging his own grave.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas “not a misogynist” Werner describes 18 year old women as “a beautiful little hump” and displays pictures of half-naked fearful women on their backs aside threats to call the police if he doesn’t get sexual access to similar women, preferably under 20 years old.

Every time you feel the LEAST bit sorry to hear that Lucas cries alone in bus stops on his birthday, just remember this post. He will not be missed when he dies, and the world will lose nothing of value.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas “ACAB” Werner, everybody
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I'm sorry, "gruff dick game"?

Lucas doesn't have any game at all, let alone any kind of game that requires dick.

He'd have to have a dick first.


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While I'd be willing to bet he'd say the "morally reprehensible" thing is calling the cops, we all know damn well what he really means is just grab any woman too slow to get away from him at a brisk walking pace and try to rape her.

 

[Da Dude123]

I wonder if Dorothy the Satanist went with one of those flatbill wiggers at the shelter instead of master chef Lucas C. Werner? I wonder if this is why he is starting all of this? I would love to see him actually give this threat to a flatbills face. Accuse them of hoarding the poonaner.

 

[WonderWino]

"Responsibly enjoying your meth" should be a new random text entry.

I'm not in the business of patting Lucas on the back but I'll say this about him, he's the autistic Shakespeare of phrases that have probably never been said before.

'...instead of having a beautiful little hump' is pretty high up there as well. Its such a weird thing to say and makes him look even creepier to be spouting that kind of crazy

That said, one could argue that if by chance he really did come across a couple doing meth and made such a demand, that actually gave in to the demand out of being idiot meth heads afraid of getting the cops sent after them, that what lucas would be doing at that point would legitimately legally constitute rape, as it wasn't a willing act, but was explicitly coerced under threat, which usually constitutes rape in the US. That lucas doesn't realize this is both very concerning and shows how fundamentally stupid he is

He had best be real careful making demands like that. Especially to meth heads. Those types wouldn't think twice about killing him when they're high and some dumbshit goes up and threatens a guys woman like that. and if they're just imagined meth heads he's risking them calling the cops on his ass for threatening her with rape. That isn't an accusation he wants to be on the wrong end of. Especially in todays political climate, especially when he's a self professed 'communist.' His sjw comrades would hang his ass out to dry if he tried to make a big stink of it

 

[mothman96]

These are obviously being directed at Isak and his buddies, or people he knows at the shelter. This is just way too specific a threat.

I'd say every time the Freak sees a Gen Z guy with more than 1 girl, his rutting animal brain takes it like a slap in the face. A personal attack on his ego. So while it looks like his threats are aimed at a specific person/persons it's to all the Gen Z guys. That's why in the next one he says "You're a hypocritical leftist using money or drugs". The guys he sees at college, driving cars, at the bars, it's the money getting them multiple girlfriends, others like Isaac must be the drugs.

 

[AnOminous]

(edit) found a clip of terry davis summing up Lucas's politics
https://youtu.be/ip5W3XgZPHg?t=77

This is why I don't give Pukas a free pass just for having schizophrenia. Terry Davis had completely debilitating schizophrenia, to the point it looks like it actually flat-out killed him, but was based as fuck. Now, Terry was also a genius while Pukas is stupid beyond belief, but look at the sheer difference in levels of personal responsibility, reasoning, and just not being an absolute cunt. All Pukas screams about is pussy. Terry Davis left behind a legacy.

 

[Wernology]

The...Supreme Court will receive $1B each to...spend...online...from the Treasury, so the Treasury approves...President Wern?

What the absolute fuckery is this trainwreck of an attempt at communication?

Also, it implies that the name of the executive order is "I didn't walk away, you let me go."

 

[ClownBrew]

This is why I don't give Pukas a free pass just for having schizophrenia.

I still don't believe he has schizophrenia. More like personality problems combo'ed with decades of high potency weed, untreated beetus and the constant inhaling of substances that should not even be classed as food. Meanwhile, we honestly don't know for sure what other drugs he may be doing. He might have accidentally tipped his hand here with this latest reference to meth for all we really know.

Any ONE of those things alone can make somebody act psychotic-- let alone all of the above.

 

[WonderWino]

I still don't believe he has schizophrenia. More like personality problems combo'ed with decades of high potency weed, untreated beetus and the constant inhaling of substances that should not even be classed as food. Meanwhile, we honestly don't know for sure what other drugs he may be doing. He might have accidentally tipped his hand here with this latest reference to meth for all we really know.

Any ONE of those things alone can make somebody act psychotic-- let alone all of the above.

Both he and his mother have admitted he is schizophrenic, he has also made it clear he has many of the symptoms of schizophrenia including delusions and hearing voices in his head, that he assumes everyone else hears as well. At this point its pretty clear that he is absolutely schizophrenic

 

[ClownBrew]

Both he and his mother have admitted he is schizophrenic

Luke "admits" a whole lot of shit of questionable accuracy though, and as for Myrna, the apple never falls far from the tree.

he has also made it clear he has many of the symptoms of schizophrenia including delusions and hearing voices in his head, that he assumes everyone else hears as well. At this point its pretty clear that he is absolutely schizophrenic

A lot of different conditions can make a person act psycho. Especially drugs when smoked by an incel who had some kind of anger disorder already. Hell, even lack of sleep can produce voices.

I don't mind being the lone dissenting wernologist on this subject.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lmao this has prompted me to start going through all of my personal Lucas content and omfg there are some gems.

His letter that he sent to me (he had been in my circle for years and messaged me daily so this was extra hilarious) and all of our mutuals trying to start a witchhunt:


My Real Name,

My name is Lucas Werner. I've been in housing transition since October. I was waiting on a group home, but the housing authority deigned that I was too healthy in Thurston County. Since October I've slept on the street for 40 nights. I initially didn't want to check into Salvation Army because I'm a heterosexual ally of the same sex marriage debate, but I was dying, so I checked in where I waited for notification from group housing, who again, deemed that I was too healthy. Then I missed a meeting and lost my bed.

I stayed with a friend for a week after giving him $500 to stay at his place for a month. He harassed me because of a difference of beliefs, he harassed a woman I was interested in so bad she moved to Boston. Then he turned around and got a no contact order against me after he provoked me so bad that I decided to leave Olympia for Coeur d'Alene because I met someone else after Daniel harassed Rachael so bad she left Olympia.

I had been sleeping on the street for 3 nights. I got some money out of my DSHS account. I've actually saved up quite a bit of money. My plan right now is to meet with my girlfriend here in Coeur d'Alene on Saturday, take her to dinner and look for either a room mate situation here in Coeur d'Alene or an apartment with Joy after I transfer to direct deposit at DSHS sometime this week, but until then, I'm low on funds, need a place to stay, don't have great lease history because of noisy house guests I tried to help in their times of need who showed me nothing, but disrespect and I don't want to go back to Olympia just to sleep on the street and to be harassed by a manipulator the Olympia police don't like by the name of Daniel Campbell. He banned from Olympia Transit Center.

I don't feel safe in Olympia. I've given away 25% of my income a month to help the homeless with groceries. I've found no love from any woman in Olympia in 4 years, despite my best laid plans. I came to Coeur d'Alene to start a new life. I am an atheist. I support Bernie Sanders. I have spent my entire life doing the right thing. I think the epitome of evil is going behind other people's backs to sabotage and to make their hard lives worse. You had no right to make my personal business public to Joy. I hope you think about what you have done and spend the rest of your life trying to correct your evil ways.

Feel The Bern,

Lucas Werner

 

[Chucky McDurban]

Luke "admits" a whole lot of shit of questionable accuracy though, and as for Myrna, the apple never falls far from the tree.



A lot of different conditions can make a person act psycho. Especially drugs when smoked by an incel who had some kind of anger disorder already. Hell, even lack of sleep can produce voices.

I don't mind being the lone dissenting wernologist on this subject.

He’s absolutely schizo. There’s lots of embarrassing things he’s accidentally admitted trying to get feel bad points from ransoms on the internet and then goes back on those statements in future posts and says they’re photoshopped screenshots, says he never said that etc. his family and himself have admitted it. I’ve also known people that have suffered from schizophrenia and have shown them Lucas Werner and it always throws them for a loop. It’s like looking at Christmas future if you aren’t keeping up with your meds. He refuses to take meds and has made several videos about it and on the Golden USB podcast he talked about refusing to take his meds because of this 1993 law that protects people from being forced on meds. Consenting adults yada yada. The weed and alcohol really are nothing compared to the highs and lows of his mental illness. No matter how much weed we’ve seen him smoke (going through an ounce in a Few days even though he can’t afford it) and I personally have never seen a difference in his conversation before, during or after smoking weed. I really think it has mostly the same effect on him as other people. Other than the fact some people might calm down more, mental illness is always stronger than weed

 

[AnOminous]

I still don't believe he has schizophrenia.

Well, I suppose technically he was institutionalized with "BPD 2 with schizoidal tendencies" but if you don't think he's actually severely mentally ill and out of his head you're disagreeing with a team of actual medical doctors.

 

[Wernology]

Here's his "I'm deep throating my phone and screaming" style audio rants from today.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I absolutely love where this anarcho-communisim saga is leading, absolutely nowhere, but I would love to see this dude on a ticket as like some kind of joke. I think seeing the Wern behave like a flatulent, uneducated, poorly housebroken bum at a national convention would be the height of Wernology. I mean when Trump was first running, everyone saw him as a joke candidate, but he actually had a strategy that could reach voter bases. Hell, even Vermin Supreme was able to garner some support, however with the Wern it is another story, he alienates everybody the second he opens his mouth. It would be funny to see him call other candidates bigots, misogynistic, and age-phobic on a national stage.

Lucas would be Alvin Greene 2.0

 

[ClownBrew]

if you don't think he's actually severely mentally ill and out of his head you're disagreeing with a team of actual medical doctors.

Oh, I most definitely agree that Homeboy is highly mentally ill and he's a grim example of why you don't want to let it go without care...but it's the schizophrenia part that I dispute.

I've known honest tf schizos online and IRL and a few things about Homey don't quite fit the bill imo. I'll hold off on going into detail though, I'm not up for a proper spergout on it just yet.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Both he and his mother have admitted he is schizophrenic, he has also made it clear he has many of the symptoms of schizophrenia including delusions and hearing voices in his head, that he assumes everyone else hears as well. At this point its pretty clear that he is absolutely schizophrenic

I was on the "He's too cognizant to have schizophrenia" train for a while, but it's become obvious lately with him saying he hears voices and his increasing erratic, odd behavior that there's serious mental illness here and that he is schizo. Which is disappointing as it drops Lucas as a lolcow a bit for me. Not that I feel sorry for Lucas because he's still a stupid fat faggot simp bitch. But, it's more like Lucas needs to be in a group home or something instead of pure laughter what a fuckup he is.

 

[Wernology]

Honestly, fuck you Youtube for deleting insane gems like this automatically.

Newsflash y'all: When he screams he raises his voice!

 

[Twrx]

I'm of the mind that the reason he doesn't take his meds, is because his mom is/was an enabler, and never made him take his medicine, so he has no idea of what being somewhere near normal feels like, and if his mom didn't make him take them, it probably made him think he was perfect, and has zero need for meds, because he's plenty good. The best thing for Lucas would be for him to get placed into some type of group home/institution, and forced to take his meds. He probably shouldn't be anywhere near polite society. I would miss the all the retarded shit he does, but it'd be better for society as a whole. It's only a matter of time before he tries to pull an elliott rodgers. He's inept, so no one would die, but would still be better off in the control of the government. Remember when he said if you weren't actively participating in the betterment of his life, you were committing treason. If he really wants the government to handle every single facet of his life, chuck his ass in a padded room for the remainder of his life, which honestly, probably will not be very long.