Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ClownBrew]

I can’t really say specifically what that repellent feeling is whenever I look at a picture of Lucas, but it acts up HORRIBLY if I have to hear him talk. I can’t stand to watch his videos. It gets worse when he starts screaming and yelling. It’s like your brain is forcing you to imagine being right there with him, a smaller woman being screamed at by a dangerous lunatic who has 100 lbs on you and is intent on “running your guts.”

It’s like when you look at a person and you just know something is off about them, something feels wrong, even when they’re speaking normally. Nothing they say is unusual, but you just get a very bad feeling and want to leave as soon as possible.

Lucas’ voice activates something primordial in the back of my head that just screams danger. When he talks, I have the unbearable urge to turn around and quickly walk away, even though I’m sitting in my own office, and it's been that way since the first time I saw this thread.

It’s a weird sixth sense that this man is going to try and push me into doing something I don’t want to do if I keep talking to him, or go someplace where we are alone. There is something off about him that my subconscious picks up, but my conscious thoughts can’t explain.

Sadly, women can’t just detect all predators and loons instantly like that. A lot of predators are good at hiding it behind superficial charm. But Lucas has NO charm, no ability to even try to act like other people, so his “off-ness” is just nakedly on display and slamming into a woman’s creep radar.

As you say, I grasp for words to describe my revulsion. Even if he didn’t inspire fear, just experiencing how he stares and talks would make me think, “like FUCK I will ever let this creep inside me, much less father any kids. This guy is a DNA dead end.”

As a cockblocking flatbill man myself, the gut reaction he induces in me is lion tier anger.

I actually have to fast most of Klick's videos forward or mute the sound. He leaves you wanting to put your foot through your monitor.

 

[AbraCadaver]

As a cockblocking flatbill man myself, the gut reaction he induces in me is lion tier anger.

I actually have to fast most of Klick's videos forward or mute the sound. He leaves you wanting to put your foot through your monitor.

Lucas repels all genders in different ways. He repels other humans, period. He is the absolute omega male, not only lower than any other in the hierarchy, but incompatible with society completely. He can only garner the restrained, temporary tolerance of others by bribing them with food or drugs.

Humans instinctively know to turn away from Lucas and/or beat his face in until he leaves, because they sense what a detriment he is to the gene pool. I can actually feel my pelvic floor muscles clamping up if I watch his videos, as if to shield me from any potential assault by him and keep his teeny tiny dick out.

It’s kind of amazing because I don’t think I’ve experienced such unconscious revulsion before. Lucas is some powerful anti-procreation force. He is every single kind of awful, all put together.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

@AbraCadaver Is much more eloquent than me when describing why Lucas is so repulsive and everything is spot on. All I have is that feeling in my gut telling me “DO NOT REPRODUCE WITH THIS GUY.”

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Since the Wern likes to bring nature into things, we can use nature against him. Lucas, like a lot of beta and omega males in the animal kingdom, has some very glaring physical flaws that women immediately pick up on and know right away that he's not worthy of passing along his genetic material. They'll notice his gimpy gait, his massive gut, balding head, drooping moobs, hairless body, etc, and know that there are many flaws. Factor in the stench, the meekness towards younger alpha males, and the heavy breathing, and that gives them all the answers they need. Lucas does not even have to open his mouth, nor do they have to know about his living situation to know he's a genetic dead end.

Lucas is the aging beta male that has been repeatedly beaten and mounted by alphas. He's barely deserving of the leftover food scraps of any established hierarchy.

All we need to do is crowdfund a series called "A Day in the Life of the Wern" as told by Sir David Attenborough

 

[AbraCadaver]

@AbraCadaver Is much more eloquent than me when describing why Lucas is so repulsive and everything is spot on. All I have is that feeling in my gut telling me “DO NOT REPRODUCE WITH THIS GUY.”

Agreed, you look at him and your brain just says, “fuck, do NOT let this guy’s sperm inside me. Nothing good will come of it.”

 

[A whole lotta nope]

I can’t really say specifically what that repellent feeling is whenever I look at a picture of Lucas, but it acts up HORRIBLY if I have to hear him talk. I can’t stand to watch his videos. It gets worse when he starts screaming and yelling. It’s like your brain is forcing you to imagine being right there with him, a smaller woman being screamed at by a dangerous lunatic who has 100 lbs on you and is intent on “running your guts.”

@AbraCadaver Is much more eloquent than me when describing why Lucas is so repulsive and everything is spot on. All I have is that feeling in my gut telling me “DO NOT REPRODUCE WITH THIS GUY.”

I feel the same way. His shirtless pictures and videos are the absolute worst for me. It's one thing to not really exercise and have little tone, but Lucas is just gross and misshapen, like an amorphous blob. His saggy pale unwashed body is revolting, especially if I let myself imagine what he must smell like. Then when he starts talking, I cringe. Listening to his voice through headphones is the worst. It assaults my soul.

Lucas is the kind of guy that if I saw him while I was walking down the street, I would cross the street to get away from him for my own safety. He gives off creepy predator vibes. Every thing about him screams WARNING: DANGER: FUCKING NUTS: DO NOT APPROACH.

 

[Wernology]

As a cockblocking flatbill man myself, the gut reaction he induces in me is lion tier anger.

I actually have to fast most of Klick's videos forward or mute the sound. He leaves you wanting to put your foot through your monitor.

Honestly, I can hardly sit through entire video compilations of him either.

Most of the time, the deepest I get into them is to listen to a few seconds where the editing software shows spikes in audio level to figure out if it's background noise that can be somewhat filtered out or if he's just screaming and I have to dial back the decibel level and fuck around with the equalizer.

Fun fact: I hate how fucking tinny his shitty phone makes his videos sound and the closest he'll ever get to someone being nice to him is me filtering that out and adjusting the bass levels so his voice is clearer and sounds "nicer" (at least, nicer in comparison to what the shitty phone mic picks up).

MOST videos are edited to that degree, but there are a few where I got in such an instantly repelled mood listening to and looking at him that all I did was stitch them together and uploaded.

 

[Winzler]

This reads like a lyrical replacement of Epic by Faith No More.

"Luuuke waaants Gen Z but he can't haaaave iiiit"

 

[wenttobermuda]

Interesting to hear about Lucas's puss puss parching powers.

Every time Lucas weeps, or posts a rant, I experience arousal.

It's not sexual arousal. I hope. More like a cat's excitement at the cries of injured prey. The urgent feeling a buzzard gets when it smells carrion on the wind. A terrier's reaction to a rat scurrying by.

Anyway, I think the OP ought to be rewritten. It served it's purpose well, but it is no longer a suitable introduction Lucas Colby Werner. Wernology ought to be accessible.

I propose the OP be revised and replaced with the following:

Lucas Colby Werner is a fat faggot.

Probably, it’s one of those schizos. I still haven’t found it then again, I haven’t looked too hard either.

Should you ever find it, and share it, you will delight many.

The same goes for any stories about Lucas's tenure in Olympia. Especially those related to his tears. I am a great admirer of your work.

Lucas is the aging beta male that has been repeatedly beaten and mounted by alphas. He's barely deserving of the leftover food scraps of any established hierarchy.

Well put. Omega, beta, alpha talk tends to make me cringe, but it's useful for describing Lucas, who operates on the level of the primates he admires.

Lucas has spent his life showing his belly in submission to other males.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Anyway, I think the OP ought to be rewritten.

Good luck, the thread's sub-head still reads "millennial chicks" instead of "gen-z chicks", that's how out of date it is.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

People like Lucas Werner and Moviebob teach a good lesson. Being constantly angry that other people don't act they way you want them to is no way to go through life.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He doesn't go to bars. This is all in his noodle. His cock blockers are the background voices and the wind wraiths. Men don't "cock block". Girls cock block you from taking one of their friends home. Guys might save a friend from a conversation with The Wern, but that doesn't happen because he doesn't talk to girls and he doesn't go to bars.

Dudes definitely cock-block each other, but that is neither here nor there.

Lucas Werner thinks the mere presence of other-males who aren't actively offering him up a woman is cock-blocking.
He either want's a space filled with women and only women, or men selling freely gifting him teenage sex slaves.
Lucas Colby Werner is just an older hobo version of the classic commincel who thinks the government should equally redistribute all the femoids.

 

[one_time_user]

he's the reproductive equivalent of seeing a maggot in meat you are supposed to eat.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's where Lucas first (that I know of) claimed a specific diagnosis:
https://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about (archive)

I was profoundly effected by Kurt Cobain's tragic suicide in 1994. Kurt shared the same diagnosis as myself of bipolar II with schizoidal tendencies so I could relate to a lot of what he had to say about life, before my own diagnosis in early 2000, whereby I was put on medication after having a manic episodic break.

Incidentally you can see Lucas used to be somewhat more coherent.

 

[Da Dude123]

He said it in the past. Mooove on! Why won't you bigots mooove on?

 

[SteveGoatman]

Here's where Lucas first (that I know of) claimed a specific diagnosis:
https://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about (archive)


Incidentally you can see Lucas used to be somewhat more coherent.

The "impacted by Cobain" things feels like a retcon to me, and a means to try and connect himself to someone who's image he bough into. The tortured artist who was so misunderstood and abused by mainstream society, yet managed to be admired/respected/worshiped despite all that. I feel like the only time Lucas talks about music is when he's, shockingly, trying to use it bait girls into liking him.

 

[WonderWino]

He could make a lot of money as a substitute for birth control. Why remember to take a pill every day when you can instead go into a clinic and have Lucas Werner shout at you about how he needs to run the guts of a fecund 16 yr old ovulator and pump his hairy MSRA-coated forearm in and out of her puss puss, “unf unf honey?”

Ten minutes of that in-person treatment and you’re sterile for a month.

Those SS doctors in the concentration camps spent all that time trying to find the right sterilization drug and testing on all those prisoners when they could have just brought lucas into a big room and filled it with female prisoners and sterilize them by the hundreds at a time

 

[BlerdBjern]

Those SS doctors in the concentration camps spent all that time trying to find the right sterilization drug and testing on all those prisoners when they could have just brought lucas into a big room and filled it with female prisoners and sterilize them by the hundreds at a time

Please, they may be Nazi's... but even they aren't that cruel.

 

[Amewsed]

His fixation on being perpetually cock blocked should be viewed differently in my opinion. I think his true nature is closer to that of Mr. Garrison as seen below.

https://youtu.be/At9JJ78hij0

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Those SS doctors in the concentration camps spent all that time trying to find the right sterilization drug and testing on all those prisoners when they could have just brought lucas into a big room and filled it with female prisoners and sterilize them by the hundreds at a time

I love that the first reaction to this comment is our esteemed colleague @Josef Mengele .