Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Apteryx Owenii]

"Cockblocking" = other men existing around him.

Sometimes he can even be cockblocked without any men around because of the voices on the wind.

It's never because women have their own agency and find him repulsive, it's because the traffic whispers "stay away from lucas".

It's like Chris Chan's need for a "boyfriend-free girl" except even more insecure

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

But what makes Lucas funny instead of frightening is that he's such an inept, pathetic predator. There was a homeless teenage girl in his shelter recently that he was clearly into and it seems like she shut him down completely. Maybe (hopefully not) he one day actually tries something legit predatory, but for now it's very funny to see a wannabe predator who's too pussy to actually predate.

With how obvious his intent is it keeps feeling like its a matter of weeks until he gets himself arrested but he somehow never does. I'm just curious where rock bottom actually is because it keeps seeming like he's already there but just keeps managing to dig even deeper consistantly

 

[neutral grandpa]

Anybody know if hes been kicked out of whatever shelter hes at? I feel like its around the time in Lucas' vicious cycle where he disappears for a few weeks

 

[Da Dude123]

Anybody know if hes been kicked out of whatever shelter hes at? I feel like its around the time in Lucas' vicious cycle where he disappears for a few weeks

Occasionally Lucas will go silent for a day to just under a week. If it is more, it is typically due to a broken or lost phone and he has to wait for the next tugboat to come into port to purchase another phone. Or he is somewhere it cannot be charged. But he was retreating to the bus station for a while to charge it there, though.

We all wonder if he is in jail or the mental hospital. And only the Spokane residents can give us an update of cow sightings in the area. He usually comes back once he gets a tard bux check.

He is getting worse all the time, so, it is always a real possibility he is back in the hospital. Either voluntarily or involuntarily.

 

[AnOminous]

He is getting worse all the time, so, it is always a real possibility he is back in the hospital. Either voluntarily or involuntarily.

Unless he somehow gets arrested in a way that ends up in the police blotter we won't know, because just being in the hospital would be private. I'm really anticipating he ends up in the hospital sometime soon though if he hasn't already. He's really further out of it than usual.

 

[Da Dude123]

Unless he somehow gets arrested in a way that ends up in the police blotter we won't know, because just being in the hospital would be private. I'm really anticipating he ends up in the hospital sometime soon though if he hasn't already. He's really further out of it than usual.

Well, we will probably start checking jail rosters in a couple days if he does not pop up, that and put out feelers to our Spokane Kiwis to be on the lookout for Lucas. It's all we can do...

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas disappears from time to time. He's been rather agitated lately, and such periods tend to be followed by silence.

Perhaps Lucas encountered the men with the butterfly nets, and is now being cockblocked in the laughing academy.

Perhaps he lost his phone, or access to a power source.

Perhaps he reflected on his social media content, and decided to take a step back. Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

Maybe a pack of wild dogs got him.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas disappears from time to time. He's been rather agitated lately, and such periods tend to be followed by silence.

Perhaps Lucas encountered the men with the butterfly nets, and is now being cockblocked in the laughing academy.

Perhaps he lost his phone, or access to a power source.

Perhaps he reflected on his social media content, and decided to take a step back. Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

Maybe a pack of wild dogs got him.

Yeah, he does this pretty routinely after the screaming meltdown portion of his usual cycles.

As has been mentioned the most common reasons (with a grain of salt as it's usually Lucas giving those reasons):

1. Lost/broke phone charger and/or cable.
2. Lost/broke phone (i.e. another hobo stole it, he got jumped, or he got drunk and left it somewhere).
3. Got booted from places he usually goes to charge, not smart enough to find public outlets. Often combined with 1 and 2.
4. Strangely enough, actual depression keeping him from wanting to deal with social media.
5. Temp ban from a platform; there have been times he's stopped posting to social media because an account got restricted due to being reported. He had his youtube uploading restricted for awhile due to that, and he's been shadowbanned on IG before.
6. Got told by shelter staff that he wasn't allowed, he sometimes will comply with that, especially if it's cold and no other shelter will let him in. Not such a big deal in late spring/summer, he just sleeps outside then.
7. Involuntary psych hold. The type that got him probably strapped down, sedated, and his phone taken, unlike his last hold which was voluntary and he had time to make a few videos/posts while waiting on intake.

Arrest wouldn't be too far out there, especially if he gets violent at the bum rescue and fights with other bums in the play area, and he has been arrested before for violating a no contact order, AND the Spokane PD seems to be pretty fed up with him, but he usually tries to avoid confrontations with the police because he knows he'll lose.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas disappears from time to time. He's been rather agitated lately, and such periods tend to be followed by silence.

Perhaps Lucas encountered the men with the butterfly nets, and is now being cockblocked in the laughing academy.

Perhaps he lost his phone, or access to a power source.

Perhaps he reflected on his social media content, and decided to take a step back. Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

Maybe a pack of wild dogs got him.

Maybe he is real busy trying to get caught up with his college courses?

 

[Amewsed]

Maybe he is real busy trying to get caught up with his college courses?

Age gap documentation is serious business. He has 4 years of research to cite, publish, and get peer reviewed.

 

[Kvoorhees666]

Long time lurker .I live in spokane and have had many run ins with lucas.yall are doing a great job here

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Age gap documentation is serious business. He has 4 years of research to cite, publish, and get peer reviewed.

Imagine if Lucas did actually ever send his 2,000-page monstrosity to a PhD board or even worse some poor academic journal.
Can you imagine being the 'peers' that would have to review that horrible diatribe?

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Imagine if Lucas did actually ever send his 2,000-page monstrosity to a PhD board or even worse some poor academic journal.
Can you imagine being the 'peers' that would have to review that horrible diatribe?

I think that Lucas' writing would be the modern day Voynich Manuscript, if he was willing to put in the effort. They'd both make as much sense.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

 

[Bassomatic]

Long time lurker .I live in spokane and have had many run ins with lucas.yall are doing a great job here

Well post some!

He has had his dark times his whole life being one i mean no net use. I think he's in some depressive swing. Just a hunch with his last lunacy.

We know he reads here, I think he is angry with us (like everything) and either denying us content before his need to sperg comes back or he's down in the dumps (literally too he eats out of the trash) and just not up to screaming about zoomers while he eats his problems away.

I've often said incels are all beyond your avg socialist in ways. Regardless where they stand on politics. Lucas being too dumb to really have a view on adult topics like politics religion etc. He just has mind sets of "what the kids like" and goes with that. 2002 hed be like FUCK IRAQ GWB BEST PRES RIGHT FELLOW KIDS?!!

But he feels other humans owes you more than slavery, they owe you love. Kunta kinta had one thing left and talked back. Dr nigga couldn't let his gov issued 14 year old wife laugh at his micro dick with out wanting cops to fix it.

He's hopeless and i think his depression hits and he almost gets it. But hes just so set in being spoiled why change?

Lastly lucas doesn't grasp the most basic ideas of his deeply used views. Charity is great caring is great if you suffer from if you're doing a disservice to all. Living in a homeless shelter isn't good. Not even those monks who take a how of poverty do this, their seen as so respected they get given stuff food clothes and bed. Much like Lucas they live off charity but that's a life style Lucas is too broken to work and too lazy.

If hes as great as he says and out smarts capitalism go make bezoz bucks and donate it. Carnige did and he's one of the most capitalist richest ppl in human history also gave more away than anyone ever. Pretend dr nigga had an idea or product.

We live in capitalism (sorta) so go make the money and give it away. Holding a good back the world suffers but this sums lucas up he really wasn't kidding about hoping earth is doomed because he can't molest a kid.

What a fat creep.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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I laughed way too hard at this.
10/10 would play.

 

[Kane Lives]

I laughed way too hard at this.
10/10 would play.

This one looks easily translatable to Tabletop Sim too. Wernologist Party Night staple.

 

[WonderWino]

This one looks easily translatable to Tabletop Sim too. Wernologist Party Night staple.

Theres a thought: a wernologist party night. I can see it now..... a dozen wernologists sitting around a table in flatbills and late 90s track pants with wifebeater shirts, playing that and meeple toss, drinking blue and yellow MD 20/20 and eating plates of cocktail peps and each listening for hints from the background sarcasm and voices on the wind about their opponents next moves

 

[Particle Bored]

I noticed in the recent "Id be a good dad" video: 0:35

"I know im a good uncle because they adore me. Well, sometimes. Sometimes theyre like 'knock it off,' and im like 'but youre not listening to reason.'"

So was this a tacit admission by Lucas that he's tried to explain to his 18-25 year old niece (however old at the time of the referenced interaction) why zoomer girls are dumb for not hopping on his dick?

ETA: lol @ 2:05 he drops his voice right in the middle of his shpiel to say "fecund ova" all sexy-like.

 

[Cash Pope]

Long time lurker .I live in spokane and have had many run ins with lucas.yall are doing a great job here

When did you first find out he was notorious on the internet? Every town and city has "that guy" all the denizens how about, but not many places have a Lukas