Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fatal Walter said:
Watching Lucas get torn down by a guy named Dildo Gaggins for being a creep on fetlife is the cleanest, best pleasure. He gets identified a lot when he gets posted to Reddit, though, so I doubt he'll ever be able to be anonymous on anything if he's talking about any of his usual nonsense. I guess that's what he wanted. He does put himself out there a lot.
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Honestly, if there was a fetlife category for watching people tear Lucas apart while he tried and failed to defend himself, I'd join it.

Hell, they had a category at one time of "forcing girls to use linux" so why the fuck not?

Edit: I realized an hour or so later that that's basically what this thread is: Watching people tear Lucas apart while he tries and fails to defend himself, including that time he tried it here but all he could think of to do was post gay porn.

It'd probably smack his ego around more as a Fetlife category though.
 
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Flatbill Oligarch said:
Forcing someone to use Linux as a kink just sounds hilarious, I cant picture how that would even turn sexual
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It's gone from 74 members the last time I checked to over 400.

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To keep this on topic, while Lucas deleted his newer Fetlife profile (ForgottenX or something), the one he had 4 years ago and probably forgot the password to is still up if you want a laugh: https://fetlife.com/users/7041402?sp=4

You do have to be logged in to see profiles on that site, just as a heads up.

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klickitat said:
It's gone from 74 members the last time I checked to over 400.

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To keep this on topic, while Lucas deleted his newer Fetlife profile (ForgottenX or something), the one he had 4 years ago and probably forgot the password to is still up if you want a laugh: https://fetlife.com/users/7041402?sp=4

You do have to be logged in to see profiles on that site, just as a heads up.

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I like to think of the first of his latest pictures his impression of armored skeptic (without a zoomer june of course), the one directly below that as some horrifying impersonation of ivar the boneless's expression from vikings. the one after that as his 'i'm sitting at the day room table at the mental hospital' expression, the one after that as his penguin expression, and the last one i'd like to call 'queasymodo, the fatback of eastern state' the one directly above that looks like lucas's impersonation of what he thinks a fatbill looks like

That said, why am I not surprised all of his pics are years old and don't look anything like how he does now. If some idiot woman actually had a brainfart moment and wanted to meet him after seeing those she would be in for a horrifying moment when actually seeing him for the first time. I wonder how lucas would react in such a situation - being told right to his face he's lying about his appearance and is really a morbidly obese, piss reeking, balding hobo and then have the zoomer bae walk away from him as quickly as possible. He would be livid I suspect
 
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klickitat said:
It's gone from 74 members the last time I checked to over 400.

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To keep this on topic, while Lucas deleted his newer Fetlife profile (ForgottenX or something), the one he had 4 years ago and probably forgot the password to is still up if you want a laugh: https://fetlife.com/users/7041402?sp=4

You do have to be logged in to see profiles on that site, just as a heads up.

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Bit out of left field, but shitty guys on fet, will always have a dick pic, quite often as their profile picture, it's such an issue, a lot of women on the site, have to put out if someone has a dick pic as their profile picture, to not even bother messaging. I'm honestly shocked he didn't have a dick pic for his profile picture
 
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klickitat said:
It's gone from 74 members the last time I checked to over 400.

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To keep this on topic, while Lucas deleted his newer Fetlife profile (ForgottenX or something), the one he had 4 years ago and probably forgot the password to is still up if you want a laugh: https://fetlife.com/users/7041402?sp=4

You do have to be logged in to see profiles on that site, just as a heads up.

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Man, even using his older pictures gives away the crazy eyes and "hello fellow kids look at how COOL am I? Am I right?" vibes.
 
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Twrx said:
Bit out of left field, but shitty guys on fet, will always have a dick pic, quite often as their profile picture, it's such an issue, a lot of women on the site, have to put out if someone has a dick pic as their profile picture, to not even bother messaging. I'm honestly shocked he didn't have a dick pic for his profile picture
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Well we’ve all seen Lucas’s pathetic little acorn so I‘m guessing he at least had the presence of mind to not lead with his weakness.
 
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Twrx said:
Bit out of left field, but shitty guys on fet, will always have a dick pic, quite often as their profile picture, it's such an issue, a lot of women on the site, have to put out if someone has a dick pic as their profile picture, to not even bother messaging. I'm honestly shocked he didn't have a dick pic for his profile picture
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I mean, if mine were barely a 3 incher at full mast, unless I was into that weird thing where you get off on women laughing at how pathetically small your junk is, I wouldn't post pics of it either.

On the other hand, he did send numerous and hilariously bad dick pics to catfish...
 
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On the subject of Pucas's rather unfortunately sized dongle, have we ever considered the (admittedly remote) possibility that he has Prader-Willi syndrome?

The symptoms include genital underdevelopment, and a constant insatiable appetite, leading to extreme obesity, and type two diabetes, as well as low muscle tone . Psychological and neuro-cognitive symptoms include lower intellectual functioning, anxiety, hallucinations, and paranoia. There is also a high incidence of 'temper tantrums, stubbornness, manipulative behaviour, and compulsive-like behaviours.'

Basically, if you look up any pictures of individuals affected by it, the look exactly like Lucas' nudes.

I know the incidence is ridiculously tiny, but the idea of him having a disorder that also makes him almost certainly infertile would make me laugh, given all of his reeing about his super potent sperm, so I want this to be the case.
 
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Him on Fetlife was definately a highlight but personally i feel like him bouncing the staircase was peak Lucas. It just sums up everything about him perfectly
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Oh yeah this was absolutely one of his best moments. Didn't he actually say "give me pussy or I'll call the cops" in one post? Or maybe that was during a more recent incident of this same type of delusion. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't get his ass kicked more, he's one of the least streetwise hobos to ever exist if he thinks "give me stuff to not snitch" is a good look among the street class. Especially since it was "give me stuff to not snitch about something that isn't even happening". Love how greedy he is in this post too, teen poonaner isn't enough, gotta try for weed and of course free food too.

Also maybe this is obvious but it just blows my mind how skeevy this whole plan was. He thought that drug dealers in his building were fucking young addict girls in exchange for hard drugs, a situation any decent person would call horrible and exploitative and would want to help the girls (if it was really happening). Lucas' plan was to blackmail the dealers into sharing the exploited junkie pussy with him. And remember, he likes to go on and on about how he wants a young girl not just for sex, but to marry and have children with. What an amazing "how I met your mother" story that would have been...
 
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AbraCadaver said:
I tried to buy a car myself once, but was told I would need my boyfriend to sign the papers for me and for business purposes he had to impregnate me right there on the desk at the dealership, so they would know we were definitely long-term and I hadn't been recently yeeted to him from another man.

Now I understand why everyone says buying a car is so frustrating.
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I used to have horrible luck with women, but then I got a credit card and I used that credit card to buy a car and a flatbilled hat and it all changed. Almost immediately women started flocking to me.
I just swooped 4 gen-ZEEE baes last night, increasing my harem size to 37.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
I tried to buy a car myself once, but was told I would need my boyfriend to sign the papers for me and for business purposes he had to impregnate me right there on the desk at the dealership, so they would know we were definitely long-term and I hadn't been recently yeeted to him from another man.

Now I understand why everyone says buying a car is so frustrating.
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Let me know when you're in the market for a new car, I'll take you to the dealership.
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