Danke viele mein freunde! Ich kann nicht glaube wie blöden die Wern ist!
Thanks my friend, I cannot believe how 5 minutes into a legit business conversation he brings up telomere nonsense and his pedo talk. He was obviously thinking about what he is always thinking about, and it was disgusting. In classical Wern fashion he screwed up an opportunity. It was so easy to string him along with open ended questions. I have never seen this creepy of a response to such a casual request, it was absolutely mind boggling. He is so hyper-sexualized that he basically thought he was being hired to shoot a porno or something of that nature.
He was definitely testing the waters, I asked him because I knew the "Eliana saga" was based on a 17 year old and I wanted to see if he would bite on something slightly younger, you can see towards the end his interest was piqued when the "friend" mentioned a photo of him in the locker. I think had he been talking to a 16 year old decoy and not her mom's friend there would most likely be a telomerase rant and an unwarranted advance.
Indeed, and the best part of the whole thing is the fact he appears totally oblivious to the fact that someone literally told him where the party was at and offered to pay him to go there and that didn't seem to sink in. Its literally exactly what he is always demanding and he still managed to fuck it up
Flatbill Oligarch said:
Its crazy how he acts when being offered 100$/hr pay to be a clown for a few hours. With how hard he complains about being poor you would think he would want to just do that job even just for the money alone and not push his luck any further but no matter how good of a deal he gets he always needs to push for more
Every time he does that and gets greedy and demanding it reminds me of that scene from the pianist where that werhmacht officer comes into the guys desk looking for a bandage, notices the sack on the floor and asks what it is, gets told its potatoes and when checking it out and noticing its full of grain, throws it in the guys face and says 'typical jew - offer a finger and they take the whole hand.' Its lucas's mentality to a T
AnOminous said:
Or even talked to him for just five minutes and realized he is absolutely fucking nutso.
Renter: 'so the room has 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, a decent size kitch-'
Lucas: '-how many women will be there? How old?'
Renter: 'uh.....what?'
Lucas: 'I want this place but its far away from downtown. I don't want to have to walk outside! i'll freeze! can you make sure I get an uber every day? throw in some food?'
Renter: 'what....? this is about renting the apartment.....do you want it or not?'
Lucas: 'BIGOT! trumpanzee! stop changing the subject! where the women at?! Its been 9 years since I had a girl and grrrrr I need my girl! but everyone keeps cockblocking me and bringing up the past! its the past mooooove on bigots!'
Renter: 'what the fuck are you talking about?!'
Lucas: 'stop acting classist ageist and bigoted toward me!'
....and just wait until the renter mentions having to do the standard background check. lucas wouldn't like that at all. I can just imagine the kinds of things that would come pouring out of his mouth about not looking into his past cause 'its being a bigot to not let it go cause it was years ago and 16 is legal anyway' yeah that wouldn't raise any red flags at all
