Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

No doubt.

How would he know they're hornier?

Not once has a young girl demonstrated ANY sexual interest in Fatty...so I suppose this anslysis of their libido is more based on "Gen Z sluts during Covid" nonsense?

Exactly! He’s so incredibly stupid and naive, it may be that some troll fucking with him said 18 year old girls are constantly hot for old guys, and he takes that as fact. Once Fatty has it in his gourd head that something that can possibly benefit him is true, or something HE wants to be true, he runs with it.

It astonishing that Captain Feminist doesn’t get that speaking on behalf of women is misogynistic.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The Freak creeping at the bus plaza with Isaac and a new guy Connor. He wants $100 worth of food from Churchills for the 3 and they will provide "entertainment".

Or he'll do a voice advertisement for your business.

As if anybody serious about their business wants there to be even an inkling of association with it and an infamous personality like him.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

..anyone gonna pay Wern for an acappella version of "Thank heaven for little girls?"

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Exactly! He’s so incredibly stupid and naive, it may be that some troll fucking with him said 18 year old girls are constantly hot for old guys, and he takes that as fact. Once Fatty has it in his gourd head that something that can possibly benefit him is true, or something HE wants to be true, he runs with it.

He definitely exhibits clear signs of magical thinking. If he wants something to be true for his convenience then it is true and there’s no way to convince him otherwise. It might take a petition on change.org with 2000 gen z women of Spokane signing on to tell Lucas no Gen Z woman will ever want to date him just for that brief moment of clarity. It won’t work to convince him but it would be hilarious to watch him reeee about it.

 

[Krathnami]

His hospital stay sure did not last very long

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Not true at all

Damn, the hypocrisy is so blatant in this one! He calls older women unsexy nags and younger women horny sluts, two of the oldest stereotypes in sexism, and then IN THE SAME SENTENCE calls younger guys misogynists. And, of course, who the fuck are you kidding Lucas, you can't approach any woman in real life. Chris-Chan is better at talking to women than you

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The Freak creeping at the bus plaza with Isaac and a new guy Connor. He wants $100 worth of food from Churchills for the 3 and they will provide "entertainment".

Once again, Lucas, nobody wants any entertainment from you.

We want an interview with Isaac that you don't participate in.

No one's going to give you $500, or the equivalent amount in food, and the only way any sort of pay-for-play deal is going down, is if it's Isaac by himself, answering questions about you honestly, and he does that first, and gets paid second.

No one's going to support your gourmet bum lifestyle, bitch.

Let's see who can wait longer: us for your "entertainment", or you for your snack.

Dance, monkey, dance.

Edit: in fact, let's cut Lucas out of the equation completely. If someone's able to get the information to isaac, he needs to start his own YouTube channel, and people will give him money, not lucas, for content.

We don't need any more Lucas content. We've got more than enough, he's boring and repetitive, and no one cares what he has to say about anything.

How about it, isaac? want to get money for food, and whatever else you want to spend it on, and avoid having to spend time around lucas? We know you only hang around him so that you can leech off of his money. How about you get that money, and avoid having to suffer around lucas?

 

[Wernology]

I would never do it as I sure as shit don't want to give fatty money, but it'd be goddamned hilarious to get him to do a callout of himself. He's so stupid he wouldn't realize a description of himself as he was reading it.

Bonus and unrelated: Re-listening to the last Golden USB podcast and just about died at the part where Lucas was talking about how he was thinking of becoming a body builder.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bonus and unrelated: Re-listening to the last Golden USB podcast and just about died at the part where Lucas was talking about how he was thinking of becoming a body builder.

As if Lucas would let a gym membership cut into his Clinkerdagger and weed budget.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I would never do it as I sure as shit don't want to give fatty money, but it'd be goddamned hilarious to get him to do a callout of himself. He's so stupid he wouldn't realize a description of himself as he was reading it.

Bonus and unrelated: Re-listening to the last Golden USB podcast and just about died at the part where Lucas was talking about how he was thinking of becoming a body builder.

Come on, Klick!

He's "looking into veganism and bodybuilding", by.....eating whole blocks of vegan cheese, and wagging his chin.

Hes practically Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold no doubt eats Chao Cheese before he lifts.

Lucas is very daring. He occasionally stuffs his face with overpriced "vegan" snacks, in between bouts of Doritos, pizza, and Soda with Reese's Cups.

Is it even POSSIBLE to be healthier than that?

 

[mothman96]

And the Spokane Pedo Freak continues begging for food. Why doesn't he waddle over to where food is given to the homeless. Not up to his "standards".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

And the Spokane Pedo Freak continues begging for food.

We dont need "entertainment" from you, Lucas.

Your life is our entertainment.

 

[ClownBrew]

unironically getting mad at the fuckheads who keep enabling this

 

[Amewsed]

The Freak creeping at the bus plaza with Isaac and a new guy Connor. He wants $100 worth of food from Churchills for the 3 and they will provide "entertainment".

What gen z woman could resist procreating with this specimen?

"My gen z lady, myself and baby are hungry. Can you doordash us some food? I'll have a large pizza. They can share a milkshake. We also need diapers, wipes, and a stroller. I'll make a call out video for those things."

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Skimmed his YouTube videos.

Same shirt every day for the past week.

How does he live like this?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Hypothetically speaking what would be the funniest situation for a date with Lucas Werner in Spokane? Him being stood up is always pretty funny regardless of where it occurs.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Hypothetically speaking what would be the funniest situation for a date with Lucas Werner in Spokane? Him being stood up is always pretty funny regardless of where it occurs.

Him on an actual date would be the funniest, for us that is, certainly not for the girl. even though I think he's been catfished enough, seeing Lucas trying to be suave, with a girl who had a hidden camera, would be pretty funny I think.

 

[Particle Bored]

The Freak creeping at the bus plaza with Isaac and a new guy Connor. He wants $100 worth of food from Churchills for the 3 and they will provide "entertainment".

"This gravity bong thing."

This guy is 41 and smoked weed since high school and doesnt kniw what a gravity bong is?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The Freak creeping at the bus plaza with Isaac and a new guy Connor. He wants $100 worth of food from Churchills for the 3 and they will provide "entertainment".

Not gonna lie that new Wernerverse side-character looks like he'd also end up on Chris Hansen:

unironically getting mad at the fuckheads who keep enabling this

On one hand if he gets fed, yeah.
On the other if we get more and more increasingly desperate "PAY ME DOORDASH TO MAKE CALLOUT VIDEO!" vid while he goes hungry, that would be hilarious.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

"This gravity bong thing."

This guy is 41 and smoked weed since high school and doesnt kniw what a gravity bong is?

I may be wrong but I think he’s pretty new to weed and alcohol. He wasn’t allowed it after his last long term release from psych hospital so when he started getting close to the end date for his abstinence-agreement, he started looking into what drinks to get and what pot to buy as a way to entice women. He previously tried to get women by promising them narcotics. There are a few videos of him making awful drinks in his fart box and trying to figure out what to order to impress women at clubs.

I think he previously stayed away from cannabis (after high school) bc it was illegal and he’s a pussy. Could be wrong but older videos don’t have any mention of drinking or pot that I’ve seen.

Edit to add: he def did get an OUI/DUI at I think 19 for driving into a bonfire stoned so that might have scared him off pot for a while?