Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I am wondering if Lucas only has the clothes he is currently wearing. As we know, Lucas is a poor custodian of his belongings and I am wondering if he lost the rest of his clothing, or decided they were not needed.

This goes on to show just how banged up Lucas is. No home, one set of clothing, uncertainty as to even being able to stay in a homeless shelter. Poor physical and mental health, poor family relations, constant food insecurity (despite being morbidly obese) What is important right now, right now, right now? He needs a Gen Z girlfriend! So, yeet him a bae! On jah and okurt!

$1400 incoming. Deposit on a studio apartment? Buying some clothing or needed survival supplies? Oh, no. Let's live it up in the Motel 6 and have prime rib delivered! Motel 6 leaves the light on for you, after all.

He is such a shitty ragman. Begging for $50 meals. And thinking his dis videos mean something. Who cares what some burden on society like Lucas has to say about you? But to Lucas this is all plenty good. He just needs his ACAB kween!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

There was an older video somebody posted a few days ago where Lucas was talking about how he was hanging out with a guy and his girlfriend and tried to get the guy to leave. Part of that is probably because he thinks he has some magic combination of words that, if uttered outside earshot of another male, will make a girl fall head over heels for him. The other part is that if he's alone with a woman, then that's a date and in his mind going on a date means he's going to have sex.

He said that same shit here. I love how he seems genuinely surprised it didn't work.

 

[mothman96]

I am wondering if Lucas only has the clothes he is currently wearing. As we know, Lucas is a poor custodian of his belongings and I am wondering if he lost the rest of his clothing, or decided they were not needed.

This goes on to show just how banged up Lucas is. No home, one set of clothing, uncertainty as to even being able to stay in a homeless shelter. Poor psychical and mental health, poor family relations, constant food insecurity (despite being morbidly obese) What is important right now, right now, right now? He needs a Gen Z girlfriend! So, yeet him a bae! On jah and okurt!

$1400 incoming. Deposit on a studio apartment? Buying some clothing or needed survival supplies? Oh, no. Let's live it up in the Motel 6 and have prime rib delivered! Motel 6 leaves the light on for you, after all.

He is such a shitty ragman. Begging for $50 meals. And thinking his dis videos mean something. Who cares what some burden on society like Lucas has to say about you? But to Lucas this is all plenty good. He just needs his ACAB kween!

There is a video he made around the time he went back to HOC where he says he threw out his clothes, his broken backpack and "donated" his filthy coat. We've only seen him wearing the yellow shirt with his hoodie. I think he said something about buying new clothes when he gets his stimulus, we'll see if it happens.

What I'm really curious to know, where is he spending the nights. The night he was out yelling at his phone was it due to not making it back in time for the HOC check in and is now back at HOC or was he kicked out. Did he get in at another shelter. He said Isaac was staying at Truth Ministeries, so did the Freak head over there and that is where he sleeps at night. Cannon? The street?Currently he is spending his days at the bus plaza.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

He said that same shit here. I love how he seems genuinely surprised it didn't work.

He doesn't understand that women are actually individuals with their own thoughts and opinions. He views them as a monolith. In his mind, every Gen Z woman is a radical socialist who wants to abolish capitalism and supports a communist revolution. They're also complete whores like the one's he sees in porn.

Maybe things have changed since my college years, but prior to 9/11 nobody really gave a fuck about politics when I was between the ages of 18-24.

The people I hung out with back in the day's main concerns were something to the effect of:
What bar has the best happy hour? Such and Such band is playing at the Blue Light this weekend. Differential Equations is really kicking my ass. My fucking neighbor won't stop blasting their goddamn stereo at 2AM. Shit, I need to find a summer gig so I don't have to go home to my parent's place for the summer. 9/11 changed those priorities somewhat, but people in his desired age bracket don't remember 9/11.

In his mind, 18-24 year olds are primarily concerned with bigotry and systemic oppression. That's probably due to the fact that he's tried to cast himself as an 'oppressed minority' as evidenced by his continual whining about classism and agephobia. Whining about these abstract concepts is easier than actually improving his life. He has no concept of what normal people do at that age (probably because he was such a reject, he didn't experience those years like normal people do).

In his mind, there's no variation in the thoughts and personalities of these individual women. They're the same and thus interchangeable. It's the reason proposing to an entire generation doesn't sound as ludicrous to him as it does to us.

The fact that dating is basically an interview process where you both size up each other's compatibility for the future is lost on him. Young women are all communist revolutionary whores, so why would you change one out for the other unless you're greedy. Young women are just sluts and if you can separate a slut from their man, it stands to reason that they'll then be your slut. After all, that's how it worked in Big Booty Backdoor Bitches 13 on Pornhub.

He doesn't understand that women feel affection for their significant other. He doesn't understand the concept of love. He did another video a few years back about how young men should date older women, not because the difference in ages somehow makes you more compatible but because they'll buy you stuff. I contend he didn't love Suzanne, she was just a meal ticket for him.

So, of course he was surprised when this girl left with her homeless boyfriend. He had a residence and his friend didn't and he was willing to exchange that residence for sex. Why would she go with her homeless beau instead of staying there with him? After all, he would've traded Suzanne in for a better deal if he could've found one.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

He said that same shit here. I love how he seems genuinely surprised it didn't work.

"hey you can leave and go to the homeless shelter and i can kick it with your girlfriend and she can be my girlfriend" That has to be the scummiest thing I've heard him say yet, he legit expects that neither of them would have any issues with that. Real mystery why he's homeless and doesnt have a girlfriend

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Another choice moment from that is when he asserts that not having a girlfriend is a mental illness unto itself.

BTW, I think that's my favorite Lucas Werner video. It's got everything.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Another choice moment from that is when he asserts that not having a girlfriend is a mental illness unto itself.

BTW, I think that's my favorite Lucas Werner video. It's got everything.

EXCUSE YOU AGAIN BIGOTS!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

EXCUSE YOU AGAIN BIGOTS!

It's interesting how he starts off that video kinda lowkey and somewhat depressive, but gets more and more manic when he starts getting into why you should date him.

 

[Da Dude123]

He doesn't understand that women are actually individuals with their own thoughts and opinions. He views them as a monolith. In his mind, every Gen Z woman is a radical socialist who wants to abolish capitalism and supports a communist revolution. They're also complete whores like the one's he sees in porn.

Maybe things have changed since my college years, but prior to 9/11 nobody really gave a fuck about politics when I was between the ages of 18-24.


What bar has the best happy hour? Such and Such band is playing at the Blue Light this weekend. Differential Equations is really kicking my ass. My fucking neighbor won't stop blasting their goddamn stereo at 2AM. Shit, I need to find a summer gig so I don't have to go home to my parent's place for the summer. 9/11 changed those priorities somewhat, but people in his desired age bracket don't remember 9/11.

In his mind, 18-24 year olds are primarily concerned with bigotry and systemic oppression.

I would say younger people today are more politically minded than they were 10 or 15 years ago. Especially with the rise of BLM and some of the woke things that are going on. However, this is not all people in Lucas's age range. And many of them while they may have some of these political opinions, it is not their identity. And having pro BLM views or being a Bernie Sanders supporter does not mean that they want to date smelly bums from the men's shelter. And yeah, most of them are concerned with other shit outside politics, as they should be.

Lucas's black and white binary mind can't accept that. Generation Socialist is what he heard, so that is how they all should be. And that means they should love broke losers like him. This is what he holds onto and can't begin to think that it should be any other way.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Absolutely agree with your assessment of the danger he poses on any date type situation.

In those older videos, one of the first things that jumped out to me as indicating that Lucas wasn't right in the head, was his idea that he could split up a dating couple, just by telling the girl to stay with him and the guy to leave. There was a later variation of this, when he got his first fart closet, and he suggested that any girl who was brought over was having sex with him.

It's tough for me to suss out whether Lucas thinks that the girls would be automatically attracted to him, whether he thinks he could get them more attracted to him than their own boyfriends, or whether he doesn't even care about their level of attraction, so long as they're compliant and fairly docile while he grunts on top of them.

God, sad to say that we have an example, in video form, which Lucas was kind enough to make for us, of his "Wern on top" grunting and thrashing style.

That short video is proof positive that Lucas makes the best content unprompted, entirely by himself. In some sense, I think Lucas is more self-shaming than even OPL, who required some direction, and outside impetus, to make some of his more notorious embarrassing cringe videos.

Lucas, on the other hand?

Where do I even start?

He eats deodorant, thrusts with his hips, proudly shows us his wagging acorn through his sweatpants, thrashes his hair, squeezes his "butter on a cracker?" cellulite moobs, without anyone telling him to do so.

He's such a natural clown; it's the one reason he was put on this earth.

I used to think that when Lucas said he was a stand-up comedian, it was a fantasy of his, but like many things about lucas, I've since decided that he was unintentionally correct about himself.

He's absolutely a comedian, or more precisely a clown, a buffoon.

He's like Punch and Judy rolled into one. He screams, and beats himself. And the audience laughs.

Kiwi Farms' Wern thread is The Voices on the Wind.

I am a glutton for punishment, so where can I see this video?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas's black and white binary mind can't accept that. Generation Socialist is what he heard, so that is how they all should be. And that means they should love broke losers like him. This is what he holds onto and can't begin to think that it should be any other way.

I feel Lucas saw this provocative headline in the Economist a while back and applied it to Gen Z as well. I don't know how Gen Z can be fully formed in their political leanings yet they are still coming of age. I do feel as a millennial though we are the burnout generation and overall pretty disillusioned with the status quo, we haven't exactly exactly experienced the "good capitalism" our parents enjoyed growing up and got a recession and two wars instead. No generation is a monolith however and the conditions that inform our worldview vary from person to person. I guess painting broad strokes is easier to helping us understand large amounts of polling data and societal and cultural attitudes. I think the Lucas comparison to being an alien is pretty apt though. He shows up on earth types in things into google about Gen Z, sees Greta Thunberg and thinks they are all the most radical generation to date. Because millennial were disinterested in Lucas we are all a bunch of posers. Wondering if he'll move on to Gen Alpha in a couple years and start bashing Gen Z for not carrying out the glorious revolution and offerings of puss puss.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

@Cheesegirl78
I posted the "split em up video" in this post

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/post-8606067

He said it a few times, being a repetitious bastard...

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

"hey you can leave and go to the homeless shelter and i can kick it with your girlfriend and she can be my girlfriend" That has to be the scummiest thing I've heard him say yet, he legit expects that neither of them would have any issues with that. Real mystery why he's homeless and doesnt have a girlfriend

When I think of the most despicable things I've ever heard him say, most of it is from his older videos.

I don't know why that is.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

When I think of the most despicable things I've ever heard him say, most of it is from his older videos.

I don't know why that is.

I think he felt more comfortable saying that shit since he had a place to stay that he thought he could use as leverage, since he's been homeless he's just resorted to doing the same tactic but with a burger.

it's pretty great going over his old videos where he would sorta subtly look down on the homeless and was a lot more smug in general

 

[IceQueen]

LMAOOO at least he’s admitting he doesn’t weigh 220 now, but Pukas we all know your recent medical reports say 299. You’re not 240 either. You’re 6’1” (or close to there) and obese, you are very close to 300 pounds until you PROVE to us otherwise (which shouldn’t be hard for you considering you claim to always be happy to provide and to demand proof of all things).

Also no, you cannot cook, and you’re a PREDATOR not a PROTECTOR.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He said that same shit here. I love how he seems genuinely surprised it didn't work.

I wonder why he was not allowed to have overnight guests. I'm guessing its because the place is too small or the conditions of being able to live in a government subsidized fart box.

 

[cheesycukes]

He has had that same yellow t-shirt on since at least March 21st. The lion hoodie/sweatshirt since at least February 11th.
Anybody's guess on the pants and underwear .
The stench coming off him must be attracting vultures.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Before Werno can delete it

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

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It would be really funny to see the Wern hook up with a dominatrix so he could be walked around on all fours like the dirty animal he is. "Can I has puss puss mistress?" - No, bitch you aren't getting any, now lick my boot. "Yes mistress, Gen Z, anything for you."

Is this a relationship he might be able to have? Probably not there are better subs for doms than Lucas but he is not a King that's for sure he is a bottom feeder and the only place he'll ever be sexually if he is lucky is under a lady's boot heel being pissed on in the back alley of a bar. That's probably the only invitation to sex he would ever get at the bar, having his chains castigated by a Gen Z dyker gang in a back alley.

Edit: Lucas knows how to be a great boyfriend clearly

 

[Telomayonnaise]

It would be really funny to see the Wern hook up with a dominatrix so he could be walked around on all fours like the dirty animal he is. "Can I has puss puss mistress?" - No, bitch you aren't getting any, now lick my boot. "Yes mistress, Gen Z, anything for you."

Is this a relationship he might be able to have? Probably not there are better subs for doms than Lucas but he is not a King that's for sure he is a bottom feeder and the only place he'll ever be sexually if he is lucky is under a lady's boot heel being pissed on in a back alley behind the bar. That's probably the only invitation to sex he would ever get at the bar, having his chains castigated by a Gen Z dyker gang in a back alley.

You have 1400+ pages of this fat retarded faggot trying to do everything he can to in every way possible manipulate and control his target demographic, and you think he could just give up and become a sub?

He won't even accept criticism of his linguistic, political, and economic misunderstandings, his perverse and deplorable lifestyle, nor his obscene, pedophilic fetishes and beliefs, from said individuals. This guy wants to fuck a defenseless child, and thinks he's the descendant of kings.