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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Maxxicus Callahan
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Spokane looks like a nice town just looking at the background of this picture and forgetting Lucas for a moment.
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I actually recently tried to watch the newer Red Dawn remake with josh peck with my girlfriend, totally forgot that the movie takes place in Spokane, Washington. Big cringe everytime we heard about the Spokane police or Spokane anything lolol - Totally changes the movie dynamic knowing that Fatness Neverclean would be in a Korean work prison for probably the first couple days of the movie before they realize he takes up too many rations.
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If I was someone who was very serious about leftist politics, it would be grating in the extreme that Lucas posts buzzword-laden memes like this, when what he really means is "No one will fuck me!".
The fact that he's tried to co-opt progressive fury into his barely contained schizo rage at being a Dateless Wonder would make me more likely to exclude him from any sort of actual political gathering than even his abhorrent personality. His narcissism leads him to believe that his inability to get a girlfriend is something that the world should deeply care about, rather than a personal struggle. Part of this is Lucas not understanding the difference between the personal and the private, or the gentle overlap of both in polite society, and which are discussed and which are held back, but part of it is that he genuinely thinks that his problems in life are weighty issues comparable to international political concerns.
If Lucas really cared about worker revolutions, the proletariat being beaten down by the oligarchs, and such concepts, he wouldn't conflate these struggles with his inability to get his dick wet.
Could you imagine someone doing the equivalent with another private pursuit? We're used to it because it's lucas, but imagine if some kid couldn't get their parents to buy them a Playstation, and tried to suggest that the price of video game consoles was an injustice on par with the aforementioned progressive ideals?
This is what Lucas does. He takes his attempt at pedophilia and wraps it in progressive buzzwords, then throws it with great force at an uncaring and ununderstanding society, that he doesn't realize perceive him has nothing more than a frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic.
It's not what he yells that's the problem, it's the very fact that he's yelling, and out of control. He doesn't see this. He seems to think that if he finds the right thing to yell, he'll be accepted into the society of young women that he's so desperate to claim association with.
We've heard him try to recontextualize the fits that he had at the park as some sort of grand political gesture, saying that he was fighting for women's rights, when we all know that he was just having a manic outburst, an episode of fury that was wholly out of his control, like a little boy pounding on the ground and screaming in the toy store because his mom wouldn't buy him an action figure. Just like this, in fact. Lucas needs to be gifted things, he needs them to be handed to him. And when the world doesn't offer up the teenie action figure that he wants, he throws a fit.
Despite his mental issues, the very fact that Lucas takes his personal romantic failings, and intertwines them with his supposed politics, shows you the hypocrisy of even his supposedly deeply ingrained political identity.
It's been said before, but Lucas has no morals, and no personal truths beyond "look out for number one"; he's disloyal, he's a massive hypocrite, and he's entirely selfish, to the core. If he could get a young girl by joining the Proud Boys, he would start professing their rhetoric tomorrow... or coopt the ideology to suggest some paper-thin adherence to his former "ideals". Nothing is sacred to him.
(Other than his dick and his stomach I guess...)
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Maxxicus Callahan
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Thanks for that, I was watching a bunch of clips from the original Red Dawn the other day. This is going to be fun to check out.
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Lmao, maybe we will find a Lucas in the background somewhere in the film as an extra.
I almost spit out my coffee when he called out the greed, if only we got a clip of a McDonalds with a giant red star on it
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Lucas is back to Gen Z whining again. I'm glad Lucas gives up quickly on his online comic business.
He also admits to weighing "240 lbs" now. So, he's really 320+.
Also, nearing 2 weeks with that yellow shirt now. IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT FUCKING HIM, GEN Z.
He also admits to weighing "240 lbs" now. So, he's really 320+.
Also, nearing 2 weeks with that yellow shirt now. IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT FUCKING HIM, GEN Z.
I wish Lucas would post more videos crying.
Edit: here’s my extremely crude rendition of PukeAss as Imorten Joe, though I agree he could never possibly be as metal as Joe.
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It looks like he smeared a potent histamine all over his bologna log shaped gourd.
He is mutating before our very eyes. Did he look into the Lost Ark or something?
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"The words of Bernie Sanders fell on a deaf generation" hahaha. Yes we all remember that ad where Sanders says "I am once again asking you to contribute a fecund bae to Lucas Werner".
Love how quickly he lapses into absolute word salad with no comprehension of the concepts he's referencing. Especially the comment:
That's at least three different concepts, two of which are opposed to the third: the idea of "equality of opportunity" vs. "equality of outcome" and the absolute right to the fruits of one's labor, which are typically considered capitalist concepts, and then the Marxist slogan about needs and ability, which directly implies a redistribution of the fruits of labor along those lines. And what are the fruits of your labor, Lucas? Your farts? What are your abilities? What would you contribute to the Marxist society you demand? According to your anarchist fantasy posts, you would be an arsonist marauder, i.e. a counterrevolutionary social parasite who steals the fruits of the working class. As to his needs, the supreme irony is that his needs are being met by the liberal-capitalist welfare state, if anything it provides too much to his ungrateful ass. But he thinks he "needs" teen poonaner and six meals a day, so clearly capitalism has failed us.
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I think you made me realize something, I'm sure is really obvious, but I hadn't thought about until I saw this post
Sorry to PL here a little bit, but as a Flatbill who's protective over younger female relatives, I'm interested in things like TCAP and this MRSA infected King of Incels because they're fascinating showcases of the depths of creepiness they're willing to go to get with girls/males can be with females
Reading the posts on specifically how Lucas makes the lady kiwis feel, what was most interesting to me were the feelings of fear or threat low-key peppered in, which are juxtaposed by these hundreds of pages describing how soft, faggoty, and pussy-like he is, with his bitch-like behavior constant screaming and sniveling, down to the soft acorn micro peen he's got tucked away in his fat folds that doesn't even work so he's got dastardly plans to fist the first asshole he can
And I think I realized why there's such a discrepancy between men and women about creepy men. Creepy men are specifically exactly the kind of men that are not threatening to other men. In fact, the opposite. But these are exactly the men who are a threat to women. I think this is why its so hard for men to recognize creeps out in public, or believe women when they try to point out the creeps (like maybe the guy's creepy brother in law or friend). Because men don't feel the same kind of punch in the gut fear with these types of men, but the opposite - a subconscious level of feeling confidence we can take on the creep
Or the creep is actually completely invisible, they didn't even register as a possible threat. Thats why I always wondered what Lucas had done or how insanely creepy he is in real life, to trigger all these males around him into recognizing him as an active threat to women to do something about it.. like even to a young dude, basically a kid (Isik's little brother)
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Nobody cares if you believe gen z when they say they aren't bigots, Lucas.
This is all predicated on the false notion that your opinion has value and that anybody gives a shit.
Edit- And for fuck's sake, change your fucking clothes!
This is all predicated on the false notion that your opinion has value and that anybody gives a shit.
Edit- And for fuck's sake, change your fucking clothes!
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He looks at least 65-70 years old here. Note to payee: Time to deny the doling out of the bux and actually rent him out a new fartbox whether he likes it or not. Your client is not capable of handling his life whatsoever.
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Very true the last few Insta posts he had up were vile, his skin looks so chapped and leathery, it could be used as a catchers mitt on MLB Opening Day.
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So not only did he act like a moron in those videos and a total creep, he literally claimed 'there is no jesus'
ffs whether there is a god or not there absolutely was a jesus. thats a pretty indisputable fact. but as usual lucas doesn't understand facts and doesn't care what reality is. and fucking lol at calling everyone else schizophrenic. He projects like an imax theater
ffs whether there is a god or not there absolutely was a jesus. thats a pretty indisputable fact. but as usual lucas doesn't understand facts and doesn't care what reality is. and fucking lol at calling everyone else schizophrenic. He projects like an imax theater
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Here's where Lucas is at today.
I notice he's close to Churchill's but never talks about it anymore. Did he get banned?
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These are the type of commies that make Marxist ideas look foolish, some may already think its foolish and untenable but point is the types wanting free gibs in space annoy all the serious people who know you have to develop the productive forces and go through capitalism in effect for everyone to effectively be able to simply take out what they need in exchange for what they put in. And you are right say Lucas lived in this perfect world not much would actually change for him, he already gets more than enough from the current social system and has all his basics covered. I mean some naive people like to assume a utopia is getting care free access to whatever they desire but this would not happen under Communism in reality let alone in theory it would never work but Lucas legitimately thinks in his perfect world he could just take out a car or a mansion, even a state mandated girlfriend from the piggy bank which is patently absurd. A more realistic example of where you could argue Communism has been achieved or works is the Internet in the way information is pretty much freely available to anyone with a connection in the digital common space. The idea that almost all of human knowledge is just there at your fingertips is revolutionary and ironically it is a type of communism or commons that has been achieved and subsequently privatized to the extent that even the very act of communication is a commodity for advertisers and data miners. I think if Karl Marx was alive today or could have known how big tech companies like Amazon and Google operate he would have been fascinated by the way these companies utilize our data to move goods and services to where they are needed. Often the reason command economies failed is that they lacked the data to know how to move goods to where they needed to go but with the way Amazon has so ruthlessly exploited data mining they know how to maximize their profits by having the goods available at the right warehouse so they are shipped in record time. It's kind of like these capitalist enterprises are planned economies in their own right. There is a really interesting book on the subject I want to read called, "The People's Republic of Walmart" that has some provocative takes on this idea.
Edit: Fuck yeah free audio book!
Its amazing how much of a broken record he is. I have no girlfriend, therefore there is no God and its all capitalism's fault lol talking about schizophrenic bullshit. Lucas Werner drinking game would be dangerous.
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Not a bad point. I’m not afraid of Lucas as a 26 year old woman, but that’s because I always carry a gun. If I’m somewhere I can’t carry a gun, I have pepper spray and a taser. If I had a to fight him off without any kind of weapon I would absolutely be concerned. He’s a huge pussy and I think I could get out of the situation, but if he decided he wanted to rape me or cause me some other harm, he could most likely do it if I didn’t have a weapon. I would like to think I could still fight him off since I’ve had lots of self defense training and since he’s in such terrible shape, but there’s no guarantee I could because he weighs at a minimum 100 pounds more than me and is taller by half a foot.
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LOL, the sheer fucking cope of this tard... "If there was a God, I'd have a Gen Z honie"... Why, Lucas, did you pray for one? Is that where this stems from; he asked God for a bae and he got an Almighty cockblock?
On a side note, while we're on a "Lucas looks like 'X' " tip:
Once the 'beetus takes his legs, I predict he'll end up looking like the last Dwemer, Yagrum Bagarn. Substitute the Dwemer spider walker for a state-provided wheelchair and I can totally see it.
Right lmao there are pretty much no religions where it is taught the the existence of God or gods means that everyone who believes in Him/them gets everything they want all the time. In fact, most religions teach that you have to suffer on Earth to have paradise in the afterlife. He's such a moron.
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"I will not tolerate your bigotry" like Gen Z is surrounding him in droves begging him to do so.
Anyway, his three from today (so far).
Anyway, his three from today (so far).