Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

The stuff from IG and Youtube today.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The stuff from IG and Youtube today.

I like how he talks about that dried seaweed like it's a rare delicacy. You can get it at fucking Wal-Mart.

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas's recent refrain about baes "lining up" at homeless shelters (to get a hobo to run their guts) resonates with Lucas "lining up" at homeless shelters (to get a bed to wet). That's what people do, in Lucas's world: form lines for things to be distributed.

Lucas's odor is part of his legend. Urine and onions. The scent of a man who does not own a pair of underwear, nor have control of his bladder.

You are correct that Lucas confessed to incontinence in his 2010 personal reflection, and framed it as an issue that he had over come.

The image of Lucas, at 400 lbs, wandering around a psych ward with a dump in his pants, delights me. If we were inclined towards charity, we could remark that some medications have unfortunate side effects, like incontinence. I prefer to think that Lucas is just a big, gross baby. Anyway, a decade later, Lucas leaked that he's accustomed little bladder mistakes. He apparently shits himself less, though.

It's also worth noting that Lucas's fabled Fart Chamber did not have a private toilet. Rather, multiple tenants shared one. To save time, Lucas got into the habit of pissing in his sink, when he didn't piss his pants. It is not known how often Lucas dumped in his sink. Lucas's potty training is incomplete.

Whoa sorry if it’s been posted before but do you (or anyone) have a link to the rest of that reflection? I’d love to read it!

 

[Trainwreck]

I like how he talks about that dried seaweed like it's a rare delicacy. You can get it at fucking Wal-Mart.

Lol, right?! And a 12 pack for like $8 at Costco.

 

[IceQueen]

The weird thing is that I don't even think he really wants a girlfriend or even a one night stand.

It's like this whole thing is nothing but directionless obsessive anger...but it needed some kind of outlet so he's pretending to be horny and lonesome when he is actually neither. The "Gen Z" girl and the "capitalists" are just him trying to make up an object of the anger.

His issues along these lines + Myrna= was Freud right all along?

I agree with this. I think he thinks he wants a girlfriend, but he’s made it clear that he actually doesn’t. All of his excuses he makes for why he can’t even actually TRY to get one, plus the fact that he flips the fuck out at everyone he meets within a few days — even if a woman was everything he wanted and literally behaved like a slave whose only goal was to take care of and please him, he would hallucinate something about her that would make him hate her.

He is incapable of being a normal human being, which is understandably very frustrating and upsetting for him, so he clings to the things that he thinks he wants, but yeah when it actually comes down to it I don’t believe that he actually wants a girlfriend either.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

.....What in the actual fuck. He actually did it. He went full PUA and literally said somebody told him there was a special 'F word you can use to get women' but that he charges $100 to tell you. and its 'friend.' He didn't pay but he clearly bought into it

'As long as you throw in that one magical word - friend, you'll get every woman to chase you...so i'm going to try that today' - lucas werner

So what happened was Lucas bought into PUA scam artist magic tricks, but Lucas being Lucas rejected it and got mad - not because he didn't believe it - but rather because he had to pay for it.
So Lucas believes in the PUA magic words, he just wants it to be free.

So add "PUA Magic Words" right next to "1 Bitcoin per year" in Lucas Werner's ideal fantasy gibsmedats world.

Lucas is excited to get his BidenBux tomorrow and says it will guarantee to get him laid.
This of course will only happen if he uses it to buy a hooker.
Screengrab from that video; imagine this across from you over a plate of Red Robin fries, calling you “ovulator”
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Reminder that hookers can refuse clients (Greer has been turned down by prozzies before)
So even Werner getting a hooker is

 

[boner_alert]

Agreed. Lucas definitely doesn't want a Gen Z girlfriend. How would they possibly get along when Lucas' entire plan is listen to the woman talk and spew his virtue signaling political nonsense? Lucas hates Gen Z on everything except wanting to fuck one.

Casual sex? Lucas already knows and does the best plan to fuck a young girl in his poor homeless area. Give her drugs and free shit. Which he does with Isik and others at the homeless shelter, repeatedly and stupidly thinking they'll "hook him up". If he really wanted to be a betabux with some homeless woman, he easily could find one that would take his EBT money. Maybe not for sex, but at least her attention for a while.

I thought Lucas' motivation could have been gay repression, but he seamlessly talked about the Jason Perva stuff in one of those lame podcasts without any bother. He can't fake that.

I do think Lucas is extremely lonely and is crying out for help with all this "comedy".

I feel this question of is the fat faggot a deviant pedophile obsessed with fisting the anuses of elementary school aged little girls, or is it a cover for his repressed homosexuality? is similar to the question regarding his memory

Does Lucas' cum tard Swiss cheese brain genuinely not remember things because he was born a defective, 2 digit IQ, fat pedo or does his pedo predator brain understand social nuances just enough to override his genuine inborn stupidity, and feigns memory loss as a way of denying really bad accusations that are brought up with irrefutable evidence. Like his own Facebook posts or videos of him saying or doing the things?

To me, the answer to his memory was 'both' and I feel that it's both for this question too. He is a fat pedo faggot

100% I believe Lucas has sucked Jason Perva's dick and enjoyed it somewhat. He was both intrigued and ashamed of his little mushroom firm and upright as Perva unloaded into his fat throat. Its been observed many times here Lucas immediately cowers to men. Look how submissive he is to even to a skinny 18 year old kid. He lets Isik straight up slap him in the face. As a lifelong cowardly, weak faggot, he probably homo eroticizes power dynamics

Lucas comes from a time of aggressive homophobia and misogyny. Like many incels who lack masculinity and have made to feel weak by other males and/or a repressed homo terrified of his gay orientation, Lucas equates degrading women to masculinity. The only time he feels like a man is when he is being misogynistic. Also girls and women are socialized to be more polite, so the fact that interactions with females haven't ended with her blowing a rape whistle/hysterically sobbing has cemented in Lucas' mind that females are a group of people who are obligated to do whatever he wants. So he definitely wants a mommy girlfriend to take care of him

If he is more homo leaning, the fact that his requirements for the mommy girlfriend role are that she's a physically perfect, feminine, 18-21 female is perhaps to impress other men.. to be perceived of as a man and of value by other men. Maybe it is a way of self sabotage, but this is a little bit hard for me to believe because it requires him to understand that he is disgusting and worthless and too repulsive for a hot young girl to even take a literal shit on. The ever decreasing age limit could be because younger females (children basically) are easier to overpower, control, and manipulate

But I hold truest in my heart that he's a degenerate pedophile. He most likely tried to sexually abuse his little niece and he wants little girls to sexually abuse

 

[IceQueen]

I feel this question of is the fat faggot a deviant pedophile obsessed with fisting the anuses of elementary school aged little girls, or is it a cover for his repressed homosexuality? is similar to the question regarding his memory

Does Lucas' cum tard Swiss cheese brain genuinely not remember things because he was born a defective, 2 digit IQ, fat pedo or does his pedo predator brain understand social nuances just enough to override his genuine inborn stupidity, and feigns memory loss as a way of denying really bad accusations that are brought up with irrefutable evidence. Like his own Facebook posts or videos of him saying or doing the things?

To me, the answer to his memory was 'both' and I feel that it's both for this question too. He is a fat pedo faggot

100% I believe Lucas has sucked Jason Perva's dick and enjoyed it somewhat. He was both intrigued and ashamed of his little mushroom firm and upright as Perva unloaded into his fat throat. Its been observed many times here Lucas immediately cowers to men. Look how submissive he is to even to a skinny 18 year old kid. He lets Isik straight up slap him in the face. As a lifelong cowardly, weak faggot, he probably homo eroticizes power dynamics

Lucas comes from a time of aggressive homophobia and misogyny. Like many incels who lack masculinity and have made to feel weak by other males and/or a repressed homo terrified of his gay orientation, Lucas equates degrading women to masculinity. The only time he feels like a man is when he is being misogynistic. Also girls and women are socialized to be more polite, so the fact that interactions with females haven't ended with her blowing a rape whistle/hysterically sobbing has cemented in Lucas' mind that females are a group of people who are obligated to do whatever he wants. So he definitely wants a mommy girlfriend to take care of him

If he is more homo leaning, the fact that his requirements for the mommy girlfriend role are that she's a physically perfect, feminine, 18-21 female is perhaps to impress other men.. to be perceived of as a man and of value by other men. Maybe it is a way of self sabotage, but this is a little bit hard for me to believe because it requires him to understand that he is disgusting and worthless and too repulsive for a hot young girl to even take a literal shit on. The ever decreasing age limit could be because younger females (children basically) are easier to overpower, control, and manipulate

But I hold truest in my heart that he's a degenerate pedophile. He most likely tried to sexually abuse his little niece and he wants little girls to sexually abuse

I really don’t agree with the assessment that Lucas is gay. Maybe bi or bicurious, and I don’t doubt he sucked off Jason, but I think he’s just extremely desperate to be liked and to get things from other people and that’s why he did that, if he did. I really do not get the vibe that he wants to be with a man, he is way too obsessed with women (or at least the idea of women) for him to not primarily be into women.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

As a lifelong cowardly, weak faggot, he probably eroticizes power dynamics

Let me fix that for you.
Have you seen the way Lucas reacts to authority or any type of structure? As soon as he gets a home its back on the street.

He eroticizes power dynamics, as long as he's on top. That's why Lucas won't have an older woman or an educated woman. Middle school gorls are too emotionally and mentally mature for Lucas.

 

[boner_alert]

I really don’t agree with the assessment that Lucas is gay. Maybe bi or bicurious, and I don’t doubt he sucked off Jason, but I think he’s just extremely desperate to be liked and to get things from other people and that’s why he did that, if he did. I really do not get the vibe that he wants to be with a man, he is way too obsessed with women (or at least the idea of women) for him to not primarily be into women.

Let me fix that for you.
Have you seen the way Lucas reacts to authority or any type of structure? As soon as he gets a home its back on the street.

He eroticizes power dynamics, as long as he's
On top. That's why Lucas won't have an older woman or an educated woman. Junior High schoolers are too emotionally and mentally mature for Lucas.

What's the word for men who identify as straight and are exclusively attracted to and dominant with women, but think about dicks a lot and get hard at the thought of taking the submissive role with a man? These men usually get caught with troons. Jim Norton, Joe Rogan, and Big Lenny come to mind as examples

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

It was in one of the early Golden USB podcasts. And he admitted it himself, entirely unprompted.

Goldy went to the bathroom, and i guess that reminded Lucas that he pisses himself, so he just blurted it out.

Now, when Goldy and later his gf gave Lucas the impression it was weird, The Wern started trying to deny it, but the cat was already out of the bag.

It was the final usb cast, when Soph questioned him.

Damn, Goldy should've deployed the Soph bomb earlier and more subtly, she could've generated some premio content from the fat fuck.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It was the final usb cast, when Soph questioned him.

Damn, Goldy should've deployed the Soph bomb earlier and more subtly, she could've generated some premio content from the fat fuck.

There is a lot that Goldy could have done better to advance the study of Wernology, but alas he was a faggot

 

[Da Dude123]

Speaking of Goldy. He really was the one man that Lucas believed he had power over. Of course, the joke was on Lucas in the end. But he definitely treated Goldoar like crap and thought he had power over him. The last Golden USB was one of Lucas's best chimpouts.

Goldy is gone much like a voice on the wind. Why did he bow out of the Wernology field?

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

To the issue of whether Lucas "really" wants a Gen Z girlfriend, I think he does want one, but it's a higher priority for him to maintain his denial. Like many narc cows, Lucas' positive self-image is really just a thin shell over a bottomless ocean of self-loathing. It's so fragile that he can't even contemplate that he might need to improve himself in any way or change his tactics. The former would imply that he's not already perfect, and the latter would contradict the idea that it's everyone else's fault he can't get a girl. He spends all day every day rehearsing this bigotry argument to himself to transfer the hatred and blame outward. So while it might look to an outside observer like he's failing deliberately - he's been doing the exact same thing for a decade without success, after all - I feel like that's judging Lucas by sane people standards. For him to even begin to think about changing his approach or improving himself, he would first need to face the reality that his failures with women and in life are his own fault, and that would be such a devastating narc injury to him that he literally spends every waking minute spinning denial narratives just to avoid the thought.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Goldy is gone much like a voice on the wind. Why did he bow out of the Wernology field?

Possible gayops and poop-touching.

Nothing was confirmed but Goldy conveniently vanished right around the time Lucas got catfished to LA then strangers started paying for his shit. Like I said nothing confirmed, but it was certainly suspicious behavior given he only did so right when people started to suspect he was fondling the turd.

Spoiler: My own personal take

IMO Goldy's behavior also demonstrated that he was a one-trick pony, and a Wern-centric personality.
He could have gone onto to do other cows and shit, but instead he got caught up in presumed gayops which resulted in feeding a notorious pedofreak and E-begging Phase Wern (arguably the most unpopular Wern phase on this thread).
Even if he was caught up in it, he could have taken the heat, admitted he was being a faggot and moved on, but to so casually scrub his channel and his online persona that quickly shows he was ultimately invested in Wern and Wern alone.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What could this possibly mean?

Is this just more of Isaac's stringing Lucas along, (assuming lucas isn't wholly lying about Isaac's promises to deliver GenZ to him) with promises of pussy that will never be delivered?

Or are they planning on pooling their meager resources to get some street prostitute to screw both of them?

Frankly, either possibility sounds completely hilarious to me.

This can only possibly mean one thing: Izik is going to sodomize Lucas.

As Lucas's hook up approaches, I think it's important to take a moment to meditate on Lucas's hygiene. We mustn't forget the physical context of his puss puss quest. Lucas wanders the streets of Spokane covered in piss, shit and telomeres.

Spoiler: yuck, hobo

For a moment, ignore how Lucas is misshapen, fat and ugly, and focus solely on his grooming. It is a difficult task.

It is undisputed that Lucas has irregular access to showers and laundry. He seldom washes his few garments, and regularly goes a week or more without changing his outfit. That's a week's worth of wandering the streets, pissing, shitting, sweating, farting, eating, jacking off, sleeping in the same outfit. When he does clean his skin, he puts on his filthy second one. How filthy?

Wernologists have long speculated on the number and nature of Lucas's undergarments, imaging what a pair of boxers would be like after a week of hard use by Lucas. Recent events have confirmed that Lucas does not wear underwear. Whether this is because he cannot afford underwear, or enjoys the sensation of directly soiling his jeans, is unknown.

So when Lucas pisses his pants, as he is known to do, he truly pisses his pants. He is not a healthy man, and the urine that dribbles out of him must reflect that. He wets himself with the sickly, amber ichor of a dehydrated diabetic. His comically small penis brines in his urine. No wonder Lucas is famed for his piss scent.

If Lucas had underwear, they would no doubt have monstrous skidmarks. His poor jeans must do the duty. They are all that stand between Lucas's asshole and the world. Lucas used to dump his pants routinely. I would not be surprised if he still does. Notoriously flatulent, he rips ass commando. He over eats, boasts of his bowel movements. After passing a giant turd, he sticks his butt back into his jeans raw.

Lucas is known to be a compulsive masturbator. An illustration: when he was evicted by a lesbian couple, after a very brief and troubled tenancy, they had to scrub tons of his jizz from the walls. Being homeless makes it difficult for Lucas to blow loads, but you know he does. And you know he tucks his sticky microdick back into his cursed jeans after he does.

Lucas goes out into the world stinking and sweating, in week old clothes stained with piss, shit and semen. He sports all of the indignities of hygiene that can befall the body, every gross bodily process that soap arrests. His pants are an artifact of great foulness.

In this state, Lucas is going to introduce himself to a Smart Pretty Interesting Girl.

I really don’t agree with the assessment that Lucas is gay. Maybe bi or bicurious, and I don’t doubt he sucked off Jason, but I think he’s just extremely desperate to be liked and to get things from other people and that’s why he did that, if he did. I really do not get the vibe that he wants to be with a man, he is way too obsessed with women (or at least the idea of women) for him to not primarily be into women.

Lucas is a fat faggot, but not a gay fat faggot.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Stop thinking in extremes, Lucas.

Not everybody either loves or hates capitalism. A lot of people just shrug and go "eh."

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Bring me the chick for $100, hook it up or you are a bigot

Edit: also to reply to the post above, that’s just it Capitalism and Marxism are such nebulous concepts people aren’t usually going around thinking too hard about it as long as stores have goods and water and electricity are flowing, they got jobs and school to worry about instead. People aren’t usually thinking about large scale tectonic shifts in ideology i.e overthrowing Capitalism. He talks about it like the younger generation are on the verge of kicking off the next October Revolution.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Stop thinking in extremes, Lucas.

Not everybody either loves or hates capitalism. A lot of people just shrug and go "eh."

Jesus wept, he looks rough as fuck, here. At least he's changed his clothes, I guess.

 

[Krathnami]

I really don’t agree with the assessment that Lucas is gay. Maybe bi or bicurious, and I don’t doubt he sucked off Jason, but I think he’s just extremely desperate to be liked and to get things from other people and that’s why he did that, if he did. I really do not get the vibe that he wants to be with a man, he is way too obsessed with women (or at least the idea of women) for him to not primarily be into women.

Who among us has not sucked a cock for attention?