Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Telomere Savalas]

I’m not a member of anything remotely Lucas related on my main FB account, and this shows up on a school friend’s feed:

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He just looks like your typical dark beer drinking douche here. Only thing off-putting is his pube beard. He COULD be semi-presentable if he would apply himself. But he won't.

 

[IceQueen]

This is the culmination of a lack of fresh Wern insanity, and its entirely worth it. That part about the student randomly going about his or her business and casually glancing to the Wernbuck taped to a communal posterboard was especially funny to imagine it playing out in your head.



Apparently he posted this shit all over campus.
I wonder if he dropped out do to failing or if the school ended up taking early steps of disciplinary action first. It seems that this was all taking place the first week of February, shortly preceding his sudden end to posting of his SCC saga.

Truly, PhD material right there!

Sorry if I’m late on this, but I would be willing to bet that him dropping out this time had to do with him getting covid and that whole ordeal. He was already clearly falling behind, and I’m sure getting covid and having to deal with the health agencies and stuff was a perfect excuse for him to drop out because he “had to” as a poor little homeless person who got this awful, deadly disease (this is how I’m assuming he phrased it).

We all know SCC doesn’t give a shit about any of the things he does, I’d say there is zero chance they did the right thing and kicked him out, I’m sure they gave him a couple Incompletes and will let him back in as soon as he decides he wants to go back.

 

[Umaibae]

SCC campus security sent me their reports on Lucas. They have two. Sorry for being gay but I'm gonna make two posts. They sent them in PDF and some faggots, not naming who, used their real emails and info to tattle on the homey Luke.

I redacted out this report with black boxes but when I save it as a PDF you can still copy and paste the text. SCC redacted out in white and notated [1A] - this is a reference to FERPA, a federal law that prohibits schools from disclosing info about students such as their address, etc. Conveniently his weight of 297 is still on there, likely pulled from his park incident. I thought to print it and rescan it, but Lucas isn't worth my toner so instead I have converted the report into PNG. Here are two of my favorite lines:

"After reviewing numerous posts, I am not sure what the correlation between Rodger and Werner is, other than both not being able to have a girlfriend. Werner has been posting about wanting a Gen "Z" girl, even though he is 41 years old." Even campus PD thinks it's not in the cards.


"Each of the emails talks about Werner's past, how he is violent, has fits of rage, and that the author does not want anyone to get hurt. There are some video links which redirect you to YouTube videos. These videos have been previously reviewed, and most of them are over a year old."

Build: STOCKY

 

[Bassomatic]

Wow, I've missed so much!! This is just amazing. Also the wern caught a charge, fucking a riot. Someone mentioned FOIA it? PLEASE do, this will be a riot.

In regards to earlier, I do tend to take the stories posted as true, let me expand why, while I totally like and respect @WonderWino both as a poster and how (s)he was skeptic, I think Lucas is just well that broken we all are so aware how he ticks stories of what he does/did just fell into what we guessed. Occums razor. But again, I want to give props for not taking things as fact and more so, being super respectful in doubts. Also good on all you for not dog piling WW.

Us wernologists are a classy lot and I like to see that last.

The dollar bill is a total riot, he's legit trying to lure women with a single USD. As a former broke college person I know a dollar is worth a lot ..but it's also not. Sure I could get ramen for the day, but it's what a few blocks of gas? hours of rent? etc.

He just has so baffling little concept of well anything including money that he used a SINGLE dollar to try to get laid. Now aside that, much like his food donations etc, any gay woman, straight man, taken girl would see it and just want said object. He's so dumb he sees only single women as needy. Sorry Lukey, lots of people of all race, religions, sexes, and creeds are poor.

To me aside being funny AF, it shows his predator mind set, he wants a woman, who's so needy a single dollar impacts her life. So to him, his tard bucks is the posh life. Lucas is a scum fuck expecting a girl who's looking like Taylor Swift, with her earnings, but a 1/3 her age to be broke and needy of him and tard bucks.

I really don't like overly a logging but this dude is just a failed rapist.

 

[AnOminous]

I've got nothing against people reporting the POS. That way if something were to happen and he goes psycho on someone, they can't fall back on "We didn't know he posed a threat".

There is no "don't report crimes" rule. The non-feces-interacting rule is don't try to get some dumb clout by making idiot reports that only annoy law enforcement anyway, and then come to the Farms to try to get respect by doing this.

If you want to rat someone out, or you are in the situation where you're a mandatory reporter and it's literally illegal for you not to report, just do it. But don't show up and boast about it like you want a garland of laurels for your heroism and, basically, moralfaggotry.

 

[Rogowski]

It’s gonna be really interesting to see Lucas return to the internet in the wake of so many incriminating leaks. It’s times like these I wish lucas was a like more famous so he might actually have to answer for his actions instead of his usual procedure of deleting comments, blicc, and pretending everything is ok. Unfortunately with the current content drought all I have to offer is this photoshopped picture I found in a Facebook thread a while back that was discussing Lucas.

 

[Cash Pope]

He almost looks normal in that pic.

Yeah, like a normal predator

 

[Weiner Bong]

Hey, I've been a long time lurker but with the complete absence of Pukas and a brief time away from the forums, I just wanted a quick catch-up of what happened to him?
Is he in jail? Back in the nut hut?
A preemptive sorry and thank you.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Hey, I've been a long time lurker but with the complete absence of Pukas and a brief time away from the forums, I just wanted a quick catch-up of what happened to him?
Is he in jail? Back in the nut hut?
A preemptive sorry and thank you.

he got arrested for trespassing after not having posted for a while. The threads probably going to be dead for a while. not sure what max sentencing is for trespassing and possibly contempt of court later but that's about how long id expect until he starts posting again

 

[ThomasAudley]

He’s not showing up in the Spokane jail roster, and anyway, his involvements are mostly with municipal court which is apparently so lax he was able to keep drinking and smoking weed despite being ordered not to. I don’t think they care about some hopeless bum and especially during COVID they aren’t gonna lock people up for minor shit. In fact, Lucas’ public defender took advantage of a loop hole in WA state to not even have to go to law school in America. He has a Nigerian bachelor’s and was able to take the WA bar. I think it’s more likely klickitat fell in love with Lucas thru his burner account and the two are on honeymoon right now than Lucas facing any serious criminal justice repercussions. I bet he just doesn’t have a shelter or a place to charge his phone.

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

SCC campus security sent me their reports on Lucas. They have two. Sorry for being gay but I'm gonna make two posts. They sent them in PDF and some faggots, not naming who, used their real emails and info to tattle on the homey Luke.

I redacted out this report with black boxes but when I save it as a PDF you can still copy and paste the text. SCC redacted out in white and notated [1A] - this is a reference to FERPA, a federal law that prohibits schools from disclosing info about students such as their address, etc. Conveniently his weight of 297 is still on there, likely pulled from his park incident. I thought to print it and rescan it, but Lucas isn't worth my toner so instead I have converted the report into PNG. Here are two of my favorite lines:

"After reviewing numerous posts, I am not sure what the correlation between Rodger and Werner is, other than both not being able to have a girlfriend. Werner has been posting about wanting a Gen "Z" girl, even though he is 41 years old." Even campus PD thinks it's not in the cards.


"Each of the emails talks about Werner's past, how he is violent, has fits of rage, and that the author does not want anyone to get hurt. There are some video links which redirect you to YouTube videos. These videos have been previously reviewed, and most of them are over a year old."

I'm probably late with this reply because I'm four pages behind, but the Build: STOCKY made me laugh audibly
Also it's a damn shame they didn't include his demeanor...

 

[Twrx]

What video was it where he used "puss puss"?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I've got nothing against people reporting the POS. That way if something were to happen and he goes psycho on someone, they can't fall back on "We didn't know he posed a threat".

They would still fall back on that. There have been numerous school shooters who were reported by family to actual law enforcement and nothing happens. Such internet reports about a crazy person's videos (with no specific threats) from a an internet person who neither attends nor works at the campus are a complete waste of time along the lines of trying to report Chris Chan for animal neglect (Barb joke here). Especially in the context of 'campus security' which seem to exist to try and prevent any actual consequences from being involved on a campus.

But more importantly, Lucas is not going to get a Glock and blow away dozens of flat-bills. We know this. If he 'went psycho' in public he would get his ass beat. I don't think any girl on campus is stupid enough to be alone with him.

Now, the stories we heard that he used to 'take in' vulnerable homeless girls... that's another story.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

They would still fall back on that. There have been numerous school shooters who were reported by family to actual law enforcement and nothing happens. Such internet reports about a crazy person's videos (with no specific threats) from a an internet person who neither attends nor works at the campus are a complete waste of time along the lines of trying to report Chris Chan for animal neglect (Barb joke here). Especially in the context of 'campus security' which seem to exist to try and prevent any actual consequences from being involved on a campus.

But more importantly, Lucas is not going to get a Glock and blow away dozens of flat-bills. We know this. If he 'went psycho' in public he would get his ass beat. I don't think any girl on campus is stupid enough to be alone with him.

Now, the stories we heard that he used to 'take in' vulnerable homeless girls... that's another story.

I was thinking more of the civil suits that would follow if Lucas WAS able to hurt someone.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Not stealing @ThomasAudley 's thunder but here is the confiscated bill Lucas posted on the bulletin board, if you don't want to download or skim through the report.
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also is that a ripped-in-half star-of-david on either side of Washington? wtf

Pretty sure the thing below it is an attempt at a ripped-in-half swastika. People who draw swastikas have a long and proud tradition of getting confused halfway through drawing swastikas. The Wern must have been in a state of tremendous mental confusion when he defaced this bill.

Also "1 man. 4 people." would make a great headstone for ya boi - here lies a schizophrenic in a really wide grave.

 

[mothman96]

They would still fall back on that. There have been numerous school shooters who were reported by family to actual law enforcement and nothing happens. Such internet reports about a crazy person's videos (with no specific threats) from a an internet person who neither attends nor works at the campus are a complete waste of time along the lines of trying to report Chris Chan for animal neglect (Barb joke here). Especially in the context of 'campus security' which seem to exist to try and prevent any actual consequences from being involved on a campus.

But more importantly, Lucas is not going to get a Glock and blow away dozens of flat-bills. We know this. If he 'went psycho' in public he would get his ass beat. I don't think any girl on campus is stupid enough to be alone with him.

Now, the stories we heard that he used to 'take in' vulnerable homeless girls... that's another story.

They could try to hide they've been warned he is a Predator and mentally unstable but the warnings left a documented trail. Lucas himself has left a trail of evidence with his social media. I don't want to make a blanket statement across all colleges/universities but yes there are some colleges/universities that turn a blind eye/deaf ear to reports of individuals that are a threat and sometimes bad shit ends up happening. If HOC had done the right thing and called the cops on the POS when he went psycho on the nurse and other women staff it would have become part of his record and it would show that he is indeed a threat. All the POS got from that incident is getting banned from HOC and free room/meals at a local mental hospital.

ETA:
Either the Spokane Freak lied about SCC security talking to him about the "unmasked" students or SCC did not send all the info on the Freak.

 

[Wernology]

He’s not showing up in the Spokane jail roster, and anyway, his involvements are mostly with municipal court which is apparently so lax he was able to keep drinking and smoking weed despite being ordered not to. I don’t think they care about some hopeless bum and especially during COVID they aren’t gonna lock people up for minor shit. In fact, Lucas’ public defender took advantage of a loop hole in WA state to not even have to go to law school in America. He has a Nigerian bachelor’s and was able to take the WA bar. I think it’s more likely klickitat fell in love with Lucas thru his burner account and the two are on honeymoon right now than Lucas facing any serious criminal justice repercussions. I bet he just doesn’t have a shelter or a place to charge his phone.

Still no idea where he is, but it sure isn't on any account I know of.

Messages on IG aren't even marked as seen.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What video was it where he used "puss puss"?

Be Offended, You Pearl Clutching Democrats

#GenerationX #GenerationZ #AgeGapLove

www.youtube.com

Puss puss.

My favorite thing he's ever said.

Puss puss.

 

[Da Dude123]

I am thinking the cow may emerge this weekend. Once the tugboat ports and he gets another prepaid cell phone we may hear from him. He will be talking about the flatbills and the agephobes and of course, Bernie Sanders.

I think Isik or some other fellow vagrant may very well have robbed Lucas Werner blind and left the cow without a phone and no more stimulus money. If so, how I would wish there was video of the reees and mooos. But who knows? I doubt Lucas will give us a clear answer as to where he has been all month.

Will he have to build a new Instagram page? There are all sorts of mean comments on his last post.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

They could try to hide they've been warned he is a Predator and mentally unstable but the warnings left a documented trail. Lucas himself has left a trail of evidence with his social media. I don't want to make a blanket statement across all colleges/universities but yes there are some colleges/universities that turn a blind eye/deaf ear to reports of individuals that are a threat and sometimes bad shit ends up happening. If HOC had done the right thing and called the cops on the POS when he went psycho on the nurse and other women staff it would have become part of his record and it would show that he is indeed a threat. All the POS got from that incident is getting banned from HOC and free room/meals at a local mental hospital.

It does not matter. You read a thread about a lolcow and think he's a 'threat' and "Predator" worthy of record. No one in the real world gives a shit about Lucas tarding out at some nurse because they deal with worse than this every day (and handled him just fine). They only reason they would bother calling the cops is to issue a trespass warning. There wouldn't be some 'record of threat' worth anything because this is a nothingburger compared to the bums that actually go around hurting people. Everyone in the system has more important things to deal with than some fat loser who goes around shouting "ACAB" until he meekly gets arrested without resistance.

Is every post you've made here is directed at this one weirdo? I think you need to expand your horizons.