Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[VoidFace]

So, now Lucas has lowered the bar to offering fast food instead of Twigz or Churchills and now the potential bae must be between 18-20? And of course she better be hot AF. #AOC

Might be that his tugboat has either been cutoff or curtailed, possibly his payee forcing him to save more money, so he can’t overextend as much these days?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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The geniuses from OutcastOwls just posted a video where they go to the Starbucks that banned Lucas and try to determine whether the barista was 16 or 23. As if the girl's age was really the issue. The sort of notes that Lucas was writing around this time, where he immediately talked about his beneficent sperm, and how much he desired to "be inside you", were so disturbing, that immediate banning was the result. It had nothing to do with his age, and it certainly had nothing to do with the girls age either. How stupid do you have to be to think that the girls age is the focus of this? Unless this is their brilliant plan to get on Fatty's "good side" (as if he has one) by stanning him and entertaining his insane misunderstanding of events....and even then, eh.

The video, which is barely audible, accomplishes nothing, other than making them look like idiots.

Well done again, you guys. I think I'm starting to get a feel for what sort of content we can expect from these two.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Ran into this one totally by accident today, at Monroe and Francis. The location far north of his typical range confirms my worst fears; every neighborhood of this city is now gravely threatened by these tard signs. No traffic-light pole shall go unmolested so long as the Wern yet lives!

Pastor Werner has listed quite a few bible verses in this one. And interestingly, he forgot to mention in this one that he's an atheist, so any piece of Bernie-loving puss-puss that reads this is gonna think he's a devout Christian; especially considering his preocuppation with monogamy and money-worship. Preach that good word, Brother!

There's also a detail I find thoroughly amusing about his most recent messages, this one included. You might have noticed that instead of inviting The Baes to feast with him at Twigz, Thai Bamboo, or Gander and Ryegrass, Lucas has taken a step down and is now inviting them to Dick's. This is a fast-food chain local to the Northwest that's renowned for paying it's employees well, while still selling cheap, decent burgers; so cheap, in fact, that they can even undercut McDonald's. This is the first time I've seen The Gourmet cut corners on his love quest; his life must be getting truly desperate.
"Come eat a literal bag of Dicks with me, classist!"

Of note as well is the fact he's narrowed his age range further, to just 18-20; definitely not a pedophile! And this sign is postmarked 6-18-2021, which, if that's to be believed, means it's been on that pole for over two weeks now. I'm surprised the adjacent businesses never take these down.

Finally, it's quite dumbfounding and pathetic that the only feature he's given prospective mates to identify him by is the childish NES backpack. He could have used any of his distinguishing physical features (obese frame, putrid smell, greasy brown hair), but instead expects women to inspect every person who's downtown with a backpack on in an effort to find him. And what if a frothy, lubricated young lady sees the wrong person with an NES backpack (most likely a literal child on their way to school)? Or, even worse, what if the Local Flatbills (peace be upon them) take note of this, and start wearing NES backpacks to swoop the chicks his signs lure in? And they're doing it two at a time!!?? GREEDY!!!

Okay, maybe I’m reading too much into this (I’m not) but I am pretty certain Lucas is reading the thread as I mentioned his parents living in a condo. He’s trying to act like he knows this but this is literally the first time he’s admitted it’s a fucking condo. I don’t think it was pointed out on any videos on YouTube or commentary. Just here.

Him reading the thread is no big deal, right? Except that the current theory is that he is using Spokane library to get internet time.

I refuse to believe that the Spokane library allows access to KiwiFarms. I can’t even get access to KF if I’m on WiFi at certain airports or hospitals. So if not the library, I’m thinking that Lucas has a phone. He has a phone and can’t use it for social media. His SOC agreement ends 8/17. I’m guessing that’s when he will be back to videos etc. but until then, I am thinking he’s on a legal agreement to stay off social media or to text/communicate online with strangers, etc.

Spokane Kiwis, please feel free to check out the Spokane library internet filters to prove me wrong, but in the absence of that, knowing the times he’s leaving comments or trying to leave YouTube comments could also help lean one way or the other on this theory.


As an aside, I asked a few medical experts I know about the prognosis of Lucas’s foot and in addition to having some very weird looks in return, the resounding conclusion is that switching to a closed shoe that will breed germs and sweat is actually worse than being an open hole shoe. Only about a 3rd of diabetic foot wounds respond to basic wound care, a third require surgical interventions, and the rest require amputation.

Lucas is not going to need a cane. He will need a wheelchair.

 

[IceQueen]

Oh, can you imagine? Him hobbling along with a cane at age 42 and talking about how his sperm is plenty good and will produce healthy babies. Him with a cane, his filthy clothing and that 8 bit NES backpack. It would truly be a sight to behold. His east and west feet and everything else going on with him, it truly is a real possibility. I just hope he goes back to posting online and we get to see him hoblling down the street with his cane, talking about the agephobes and the flatbills and how he can offer dinner at Twigz or the Steam Room, maybe even burgers at Dick's?

It’s the Steam PLANT, you uncultured swine!

/sneed

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Maybe he can't even feel it from diabetic neuropathy. That can rapidly turn into gangrene and an amputation.

We have a nice cow crossover with Lucas and Lou Gagliardi. Maybe they could share a hospital room as they get their necrotic feet chopped off and rail against us evil farmers for pointing out they should get help?

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is not going to need a cane. He will need a wheelchair.

The mental image of him wheeling his stumps around Spokane while screaming at clouds about bigots and agephobes is immensely funny.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

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The geniuses from OutcastOwls just posted a video where they go to the Starbucks that banned Lucas and try to determine whether the barista was 16 or 23. As if the girl's age was really the issue. The sort of notes that Lucas was writing around this time, where he immediately talked about his beneficent sperm, and how much he desired to "be inside you", were so disturbing, that immediate banning was the result. It had nothing to do with his age, and it certainly had nothing to do with the girls age either. How stupid do you have to be to think that the girls age is the focus of this? Unless this is their brilliant plan to get on Fatty's "good side" (as if he has one) by stanning him and entertaining his insane misunderstanding of events....and even then, eh.

The video, which is barely audible, accomplishes nothing, other than making them look like idiots.

Well done again, you guys. I think I'm starting to get a feel for what sort of content we can expect from these two.

Grifting views off someone like the Wern makes your average IP2 streamer look like Werner Herzog in comparison.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The stump saga will probably be an interesting one, especially since Lucas will be forced to relearn and re-adapt. There will be moments of phantom pains and realizations of what he's lost which will result in massive chimp outs. I'd be interested to see how he will handle things once it has sunk in.

Then there will be his offers to stump some poor underaged girl's puss puss.

 

[mothman96]

Looks like @klickitat tried to comment on the OutCastOwls Starbucks video and the comment didn't get through. This is Skeletor/Outcastowls reply: That Skeletor/OutcastOwl should really do research into the Freak before he goes to defend him. At the time of the incident his rutting animal brain thought he was giving the creeper note to a 16 yr old. The news picked up 16 from Lucas going on and on "16 is legal to date" and posting the "age of consent".

 

[Wernology]

Looks like @klickitat tried to comment on the OutCastOwls Starbucks video and the comment didn't get through. This is Skeletor/Outcastowls reply: That Skeletor/OutcastOwl should really do research into the Freak before he goes to defend him. At the time of the incident the one that thought the Starbucks barrista was 16 was Lucas himself. The news picked up 16 from Lucas going on and on "16 is legal to date" and posting the "age of consent".

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Oh! LOL yeah, I did, I basically just said it didn't matter if the barista was 16 or 23, because leaving a note asking her out is inappropriate to begin with and babbling about your magic sperm in said note is wildly inappropriate.

Also mentioned that Lucas continues to be openly wrong about how age of consent laws in WA work because his defense that he's been using as recently as March to justify talking to underage girls is "16 is the age of consent in WA!"

Anyway, nobody exaggerated her age, Lucas was the one who said she looked 16 and that she must have been at least 16 to be working there.

Edit: Because Youtube is trash, here's the reply I had to that:

 

[Da Dude123]

Going into that Starbucks to get an answer on how old the barista was that Lucas harassed was pretty exceptional. That incident was years ago. Places like Starbucks have high turn over. Good chance that almost everyone who worked there at that time no longer does. Even if someone did, it would be taboo to talk about it with a random customer.

Furthermore, I think this was answered back in the thread. I think she was like 20 or 21 and I believe she filed a restraining order against Lucas. He was a transient ragman at the time and they were not able to find him to serve him with the order.

And yeah, the age wasn't the issue it was whatever bullshit Fat Lucas put in the note.

 

[mothman96]

Here is the post with the screencap where Lucas talks about 15-16 yr old girls and the Starbucks barrista being "barely 16 for her to work" and the "age of consent" . So yea, at the time of the incident he thought the barrista was 16. It was until sometime after that it came out she was in her early 20's and Lucas picked up on it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-105#post-2005033

 

[AnOminous]

Going into that Starbucks to get an answer on how old the barista was that Lucas harassed was pretty exceptional. That incident was years ago.

It would have been less exceptional to demand szechuan sauce and start rolling on the ground screaming.

 

[Krathnami]

How pathetic do you have to be to try and raise your profile by kissing a retard’s ass?

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Going into that Starbucks to get an answer on how old the barista was that Lucas harassed was pretty exceptional. That incident was years ago. Places like Starbucks have high turn over. Good chance that almost everyone who worked there at that time no longer does. Even if someone did, it would be taboo to talk about it with a random customer.

Furthermore, I think this was answered back in the thread. I think she was like 20 or 21 and I believe she filed a restraining order against Lucas. He was a transient ragman at the time and they were not able to find him to serve him with the order.

And yeah, the age wasn't the issue it was whatever bullshit Fat Lucas put in the note.

I don’t have a fundamental issue with people attempting to get content out of Lucas. You probably shouldn’t kiss his ass or send him money, but if you can get him to start talking it can be pretty entertaining.

That being said, you shouldn’t go out and try to drag people who aren’t obese pedophiles into the limelight. The Starbucks Barista did nothing except show up to work, get harassed by a homeless aspiring kiddy-diddler and then indirectly have that uncomfortable incident repeated on international media (where she thankfully stayed anonymous). I can’t imagine she wants to reminded of that 4 years down the road.

Unless they start posting about Lucas in a public forum like Lucas’s brother and Cyril did, I think Lucas’s parents, siblings, etc should be considered off-limits too. As much as I would love to hear Suzanne’s perspective on their relationship, break-up and Lucas’s stalking her afterwards, she’s moved on with her life and we should respect that. After all, she doesn’t want to shove her fist into an underage girl’s ass, so the rules of common decency should apply.

 

[mothman96]

The Freak "sang" at a bar? Let's see what the Freak has to say about why he's backed off from IG/youtube.

ETA:
Truth Ministries has a rule, a man that has been staying in the shelter has to check into the shelter every night. If the man doesn't show up for a night he has to wait a week to check back in. So if Lucas stayed out to "sing in a club", he's going to be out for a week.

A Visit To Spokane's Truth Ministries Shelter For Men

Two weeks ago I was out covering the beginning of Spokane’s annual Point-in-Time count of the homeless population. I went to the Truth Ministries facility

www.spokanepublicradio.org

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The Freak "sang" at a bar? Let's see what the Freak has to say about why he's backed off from IG/youtube.

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What bar would let Lucas in?

Unless the shelter is letting him in later than 6pm, it seems like he’s sleeping rough.

Some shelters have one check-in time and others allow check in even after a certain time as long as there is still room. Even in the heat, summer generally has a lot more homeless staying outside than winter, so it’s also possible he is able to go out to a bar and then check in at Truth later than their check in time if rolling admission is their policy. In my city, there are a couple of shelters with rolling check in times and they are basically the worst ones. Lucas chose to sleep outside a lot last summer and definitely seems to be pretty weathered. Just wonder where he’s camping out.

 

[mothman96]

What bar would let Lucas in?

Unless the shelter is letting him in later than 6pm, it seems like he’s sleeping rough.

Some shelters have one check-in time and others allow check in even after a certain time as long as there is still room. Even in the heat, summer generally has a lot more homeless staying outside than winter, so it’s also possible he is able to go out to a bar and then check in at Truth later than their check in time if rolling admission is their policy. In my city, there are a couple of shelters with rolling check in times and they are basically the worst ones. Lucas chose to sleep outside a lot last summer and definitely seems to be pretty weathered. Just wonder where he’s camping out.

Check in time at Truth Ministries is 8 pm but I don't believe Lucas would walk into a bar by himself/alone to "sing" his insanity.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

Omg that song fucking owns, I am looking forward to a Russell Greer-esque songwriter saga

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

I like how willing Lucas is to trust these OutcastOwls guys as being genuine even after how things turned out with Goldaor. He'll fall for the exact same routine over and over again indefinitely, this kind of thing backs up the theory that he's grounded from the internet and hasn't just finally learned to stop feeding the trolls by posting content.

I hate when people enable him with money and IRL attention but if you can manage to get us some quality content and not make it about yourself like everyone who goes this route seems to, then I guess I'm willing to admit that it might be a necessary evil for the time being. I just hope this ends in a chimpout as memorable as the final episode of the Golden USB show.