Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

First video after being gone for 3 months, and the very first thing he mentions is the voices on the wind, the background noise voices.

Never change, Wern.

He's also bringing back something that he had long ago dropped, which is the idea that being with him would make a woman healthier. He mentioned this in the first video, saying that if you're not with him, you would feel worse and die sooner.... And "your children's cells would be decreased by 350%", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean...The reason I bring this up, I thought even Lucas had realized how insane that sounded, and thus dropped it consciously, as he hadn't mentioned it in years, not since his oldest telomere vids from 4-5 years back which mention it constantly, but apparently not.

 

[Wernology]

Ah, I'm looking forward to being able to upload stitched together Wern nonsense again!

Not looking forward to transcribing his written fuckery but, hey, we can't win 'em all.

Edit: Already have my thumbnail picked out!

 

[mothman96]

Another one:

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ETA2:
In the Cartographers video he says he's waiting to get housing this week. He'll have a room in a place for $400 mo. It's with 5 other guys and is clean and sober living which is fine because he hasn't smoked weed/done anything in 3 mo.
After his court case is over how long will he last until he goes back to smoking weed.

 

[Neko GF]

Just going to archive his latest videos:

Spoiler: Van der Waals Forces

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Spoiler: Pizza @ Twigz With Wern

Archive (1080p):

Spoiler: Pay Me Before You Berate Me

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Spoiler: It's Free Pizza, Generation Z

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Spoiler: Cartographers, Sweethearts

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[mothman96]

@klickitat is going to be busy:

 

[Josef Mengele]

@klickitat is going to be busy:

All it took was the merge to get the Wern back into the fold. This has to be one of his most manic-posting episodes in history, 6 videos in a span of 2 hours is impressive, the only other times this year I remember him posting like this were when he was in the Covid hotel and right before the Easter holiday.

 

[Wernology]

@klickitat is going to be busy:

Yeah I fuckin' hate the 3 hour time difference between where I am and where fatty is, it usually means that I'm either up way too late to get all his shit grabbed before check in at the hobo hut (or the bridge) or I just split it up into multiple days because, unlike Lucas, I have a job and can't be up until 3am on weekday making videos.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Another bit from the first 17 minute video: Lucas has decided that the phrase "post up", is a secret reference to Post Street in Spokane... which is where the Secret Age Gap Love location is.

Yes. He really believes this.

 

[Neko GF]

@klickitat is going to be busy:

Spoiler: Archive (1080p):

 

[mothman96]

"Not Stopping Dudettes"-- Lucas you said you've been 9 years waiting for a girl. I just remembered you're going to be 42 in Nov so it'll be 10 years waiting. 10 years waiting, next 43 -11 years waiting , 44 waiting, 45 waiting ,46 waiting.................waiting, waiting, waiting, dead Lucas.

 

[VoidFace]

Another bit from the first 17 minute video: Lucas has decided that the phrase "post up", is a secret reference to Post Street in Spokane... which is where the Secret Age Gap Love location is.

Yes. He really believes this.

Leave it to Lucas to come back with some new delusions even when on his meds. Fantastic.

I’m enjoying the fact he’s on a tear to make up for lost time. And the fact his pseudoscientific, pseudo-intellectual ramblings are somehow more word-salady.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Okay, but hear me out... the fact that the first thing that pops into his head is "do you like ice cream" should tell you ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW about the girls he is trying to rope in. That is usually a question I ask my 10-year-old child's friends when they're having a sleepover. I get that people of all ages like ice cream but most adults trying to date will ask if someone likes coffee or something along those lines. Not fucking ice cream.

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: Dickheads Deserve Girlfriends

Original:

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Spoiler: Your Greed Isn't Socialist

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[IceQueen]

He said young women will fuck anything, “Oh it’s a cheese sandwich…better stick my vagina in it.” When is he getting his PhD in reproduction again? Anyway I’m glad Dr. Nigga has graced us with a 17-min video, hope he has some good chimp outs soon!

CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S BACK FINALLY SOME ENTERTAINMENT

Edit: LMAO this fucking moron thinks “post up” is about a street called Post Street in Spokane I cannot handle how stupid he is.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I really like that part where he tries to talk shit about people for being bipolar and then remembers that he's the bipolar one and has to call them an ableist instead or whatever for hating him for being bipolar. I probably would have rerecorded that if I was him. He looks like Barb out there sometimes.

 

[K7u9r4t3]

It's the booger that does it for me

You Need To Make Sense, Generation Z

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[mothman96]

Snot blowing out of his nose:

 

[Pump Meat]

Okay, but hear me out... the fact that the first thing that pops into his head is "do you like ice cream" should tell you ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW about the girls he is trying to rope in. That is usually a question I ask my 10-year-old child's friends when they're having a sleepover. I get that people of all ages like ice cream but most adults trying to date will ask if someone likes coffee or something along those lines. Not fucking ice cream.

Lucas is underdeveloped in terms of socialization. He is underdeveloped in a lot of other vectors too, if we are being honest. His verbal diatribes and meandering explanations betray just how helpless Lucas truly is in the bigger picture. To crave another human's affection so badly, yet insist it only come from a narrow spectrum of females to whom he will be functionally invisible to is almost a Shakespearean level of tragedy that is entirely self-inflicted.

I fucking love the fact that he thinks young women are going to be thrilled when an overweight, unkept, 40 year old bum approaches them suddenly, compliments their appearance, and immediately offers to buy them ice cream. To show anymore red flags to a young woman Lucas would have to brandish a knife and groan at them suggestively.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Snot blowing out of his nose:

Where is he and what the fuck is that screaming going on in the background?

Oh my god! Am I hearing the voices on the wind too now?

Edit:

Why am I getting the impression that he's doing this little speech of scientific words and jargon to try to impress somebody that's in the immediate vicinity?

He'll start talking all of his pseudoscience, using big words and a lot of hand gestures, and then occasionally he'll look up and to one side, as if he's looking to see if people are noticing how smart he is. I wonder what girls are nearby when he's doing this. Poor kids.

 

[PrincessKidana]

In his latest video, he mentioned the autumn-spring relationship again but this time mentioned daddy/daughter relationship as well. He literally makes me sick. I gagged at the idea that he is basically just trying to manipulate young girls that may have "daddy issues" into being his hand puppet. He is so disgusting. And he is delusional if he honestly thinks a younger woman is going to want his nasty ass. Women closer to his age don't even want him. I'm 36 and I'd rather be single than lower myself to be with someone as repulsive as he is.