Those are children making noise in the background
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Complains about classism while wearing a movie t-shirt and trying to pry young puss puss with commercial pizza.
WonderWino
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No way in hell lucas lasts very long stuck in shared housing with 5 other men. No fucking way. Either he'll pick a fight with his constant yeet me a bae nonsense and trying to bribe them for women and get his ass beat and thrown out or he'll disgust them enough to get him thrown out pretty quickly. He may just end up setting a whole new record for himself for the speed of getting banned from his housing. That it took this long to find anything for him and even then its a group home with multiple men who are likely speds with alcohol or drug problems themselves shows lucas is reached his last chance. Hell by his own admission he is currently living under a bridge again so clearly something happened in the shelter again
Ghostwriter
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Imagine being in the bathroom just trying to take care of business and you hear that sperg in the stall filming a video. Is there really no better suitable place to film a video? On second thought, that might actually be the most appropriate place for his.
Now he's at a resturant sperging about sperm and balls and reproductive juices with a family and kids in audio range.
Guess he'll be adding a new restaurant to the list of places he's banned from. A fitting way to come back as any for him though. The Lucas Cycle starts again!
Now he's at a resturant sperging about sperm and balls and reproductive juices with a family and kids in audio range.
Guess he'll be adding a new restaurant to the list of places he's banned from. A fitting way to come back as any for him though. The Lucas Cycle starts again!
Pump Meat
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Given that horrifying example of him urinating all over a shared toilet in a private residence and not cleaning it up, I don't see how it could even work theoretically.
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He reminds me of a database admin I worked with back in 2008: That guy had no test environment set up, not even a test database on the live server, he tested all of his code and statement changes in live then would get defensive and weird when it caused problems.
Lucas is like that guy, only less employed, definitely a lot more stupid, and I'm pretty sure that DBA I worked with didn't sleep under bridges.
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Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, oh, Aqualung
It wouldn't be the first time that I have thought of the song "Aqualung" when I see Lucas.
Also, my guess is that Lucas is at a cooling center, since Spokane has been having temps in the high 90s and 100's. There was a bit of a cool off the last few days, but it will be crazy hot again starting today.
Maxxicus Callahan
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Edit: it’s been said a thousand times by now but...
its hilarious in a pathetic way thinking that he’s 42 and still acts like a teenager with little life experience and no desire to get a job or self improve but complains constantly that it’s not fair girls don’t want anything to do with him and it’s everybody else’s fault. I remember a video a while ago where he was saying if only my parents hooked me up with a trip to Europe how different my life would have turned out. I admit going into one’s thirties feels a little daunting some people say it’s the best years of your life, it feels to me like a bit of a kick in the ass, now you’ve got to save some money for yourself and think seriously about some life goals and commitments. Here Lucas is still lost in his perpetual cycle, ‘but maybe this time I offer ice cream at this location and say my name it will work and if an older woman hears about my ice cream offer on the most popular vlog in Spokane and asks they aren’t getting any because they aren’t the kind of girl I want.’
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Ghostwriter
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Ahhhhhh I was hoping for a chimpout but I didn't expect to get one so soon! Looks like we're back to our regularly scheduled content at last
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"Would you like some ice cream?" - Lucas "Pedofreak" Werner
I'm assuming we aren't counting when he was going to stay with Isik & Co.?
Because that turnaround was almost immediate.
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Screaming at God. Literally.
Well, looks like the Depakote he got dosed with at the mental hospital wore out.
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Mooooo! Mooooo! The cow is back!
Screaming at God. Literally.
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Okay, I just re-listened to his first 17 minute video, the one about the Vanderwaal forces.
Obviously, in the past 3 months that we haven't seen him, he's thought a lot more about the telomerase shit, and has expanded his stupidity.
If you listen in detail to the portion that he reads from the paper, he's now suggesting that sex between him and an underage girl will "feel better and produce a better orgasm", because the woman's body will "sense his penis and produce better female ejaculate", which will make his orgasm better, and the same for her, somehow?
This is all so disgusting and porn-ified; the fact that he reads this stuff in public with a straight face, thinking that he's like the Einstein of genetics, is completely beyond me.
What this suggests to me is Lucas has been watching a lot more porn.
Also, I'm assuming vanderwaal forces are something legitimate in science? Something that he's taken and extrapolated his insanity from, like he did with telomeres?
Where does he get this crazy shit?
And Skeletor, if you're reading this? If you do another interview with lucas, please ask him about the voices on the wind, the background voices that he hears, that he thinks other people hear and respond to.
He's never been seriously asked about this stuff; the closest anyone got was in the last Golden USB interview, but he was so furious at that point that he didn't take it seriously, although he seemed to have some tendency to want to cover up, by suggesting that it was all a joke, even though we all know it's not.
This is the most interesting subject to me about Lucas, his daytime hallucinations, that he expects the rest of the world to understand and sympathize with.
If you get another opportunity to talk to him, please ask Lucas about the voices on the wind, the background voices, and don't let him BS out of answering it directly.
Obviously, in the past 3 months that we haven't seen him, he's thought a lot more about the telomerase shit, and has expanded his stupidity.
If you listen in detail to the portion that he reads from the paper, he's now suggesting that sex between him and an underage girl will "feel better and produce a better orgasm", because the woman's body will "sense his penis and produce better female ejaculate", which will make his orgasm better, and the same for her, somehow?
This is all so disgusting and porn-ified; the fact that he reads this stuff in public with a straight face, thinking that he's like the Einstein of genetics, is completely beyond me.
What this suggests to me is Lucas has been watching a lot more porn.
Also, I'm assuming vanderwaal forces are something legitimate in science? Something that he's taken and extrapolated his insanity from, like he did with telomeres?
Where does he get this crazy shit?
And Skeletor, if you're reading this? If you do another interview with lucas, please ask him about the voices on the wind, the background voices that he hears, that he thinks other people hear and respond to.
He's never been seriously asked about this stuff; the closest anyone got was in the last Golden USB interview, but he was so furious at that point that he didn't take it seriously, although he seemed to have some tendency to want to cover up, by suggesting that it was all a joke, even though we all know it's not.
This is the most interesting subject to me about Lucas, his daytime hallucinations, that he expects the rest of the world to understand and sympathize with.
If you get another opportunity to talk to him, please ask Lucas about the voices on the wind, the background voices, and don't let him BS out of answering it directly.
Van der Waals force. Only his scrambled egg rutting animal brain can twist it to fit his need to fuck underage girls.
Van der Waals force - Wikipedia
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I think Lucas is in a Mexican restaurant recording lots of these. Es Loco! The other people in the restaurant seeing this fat hobo reeeing into his phone about baby DNA. Dude has no shame.
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So today's nonsense is up to 56 minutes, and I'm cutting it off there. If he posts anything past "ATP, Balding and Older Male Sperm" tonight, I'll grab it tomorrow.
Still editing and rendering, will update with the link as it's uploading but i'm probably heading to bed long before whatever huge ass monstrosity it turns out to be is up and processed by youtube!
Edit: Wondershare's auto-normalize audio feature is a fucking godsend when it comes to trying to deal with the yelling into a tin can over the wind phone mic most of his stuff sounds like.
It's still more effort than it's worth to really get the wind noise out of there in a way that doesn't also fuck up the speech, but man does auto-normalize help. Not surprisingly it also helps a lot for his breakthrough screaming.
Anyway, it's rendering now and allegedly has 20 minutes left on that.
Still editing and rendering, will update with the link as it's uploading but i'm probably heading to bed long before whatever huge ass monstrosity it turns out to be is up and processed by youtube!
Edit: Wondershare's auto-normalize audio feature is a fucking godsend when it comes to trying to deal with the yelling into a tin can over the wind phone mic most of his stuff sounds like.
It's still more effort than it's worth to really get the wind noise out of there in a way that doesn't also fuck up the speech, but man does auto-normalize help. Not surprisingly it also helps a lot for his breakthrough screaming.
Anyway, it's rendering now and allegedly has 20 minutes left on that.
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Ghostwriter
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He's posted in two different restaurants within a couple hours. Doing his impressive back to back meals schtick. We're really getting the full spectrum of the Lucas experience tonight.
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So now he's relating the Van der Waal forces, to antibodies, to jules, to the super marginal gyrus, to chakras within the body.
It's just a salad of jargon terms tossed together.
It's just a salad of jargon terms tossed together.
Pump Meat
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God, men lose their hair as they age to energize their nuts. I love it.
"I'm just a guy like Michael Faraday trying to figure things out"
The draught is over and not a moment too soon
"I'm just a guy like Michael Faraday trying to figure things out"
The draught is over and not a moment too soon