Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

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Did I never share this one? I think I just found it.

When lucas says 'you are zero to me! nada!' it immediately reminded me of mugatu screeching 'you've done nothing! nothing!'

Same energy

 

[Princess Mars]

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Did I never share this one? I think I just found it.

God, he’s so infatuated with you lol. I’m so sorry you have a creepy hobo as your biggest Stan. xD

 

[Fecunt]

So, he believes he will be making 20 paid insult videos a week in order to reach this $48K goal…

 

[Wernology]

The stuff from overnight is uploading.

It'll be here when it's done.

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Did I never share this one? I think I just found it.

God, you're such a loser dweeb nerd, in your house, with your job, not in a mental hospital, not surrounded by hotties?

Also wasn't half the point of the Gomer Pyle character that, yeah, he was hilariously dim sometimes, but that overall he was a genuinely decent, nice guy that most people liked?

Edit:

"Mitigate between forces on the internet"??

Did this dumbass mean mediate?

I'm not surprised, he thinks amp means amplitude in terms of electrical things.

 

[Snack Cracker]

In this one he says that the reason he goes to mental hospitals is because it's the only place he can be around hot young women.

And this is EXACTLY the guy that women unlucky enough to be in a psych hospital are terrified to be in a unit with, fucking terrifying.

A lot of the women there are there for crisis reasons meaning they may or may not be authenticated crazy. No one deserves dealing with Lucas in a place they can’t escape, I’m sorry mentally ill women of Spokane because my god

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

And this is EXACTLY the guy that women unlucky enough to be in a psych hospital are terrified to be in a unit with, fucking terrifying.

A lot of the women there are there for crisis reasons meaning they may or may not be authenticated crazy. No one deserves dealing with Lucas in a place they can’t escape, I’m sorry mentally ill women of Spokane because my god

He also says that maybe he can be around hot young women when school opens up.

Can he even go to school again after fucking up twice? How many chances, and how much money, are they gonna give him?

 

[mothman96]

He also says that maybe he can be around hot young women when school opens up.

Can he even go to school again after fucking up twice? How many chances, and how much money, are they gonna give him?

He also said he doesn't want to do that (go to college) because he wants to make money. I think he knows after flunking twice he is screwed up with financial aid/will no longer qualify.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He also said he doesn't want to do that (go to college) because he wants to make money. I think he knows after flunking twice he is screwed up with financial aid/will no longer qualify.

Perhaps.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he thought he could just keep going back whenever he wanted. He's that entitled and stupid.

 

[mothman96]

Perhaps.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he thought he could just keep going back whenever he wanted. He's that entitled and stupid.

I'm thinking he would have been notified that due to his failures he no longer is eligible for financial. But yea, he's that entitled and stupid, thinks he'll just wait it out and financial aid will throw money at him again.

 

[Princess Mars]

In his latest video, he mentioned the autumn-spring relationship again but this time mentioned daddy/daughter relationship as well. He literally makes me sick. I gagged at the idea that he is basically just trying to manipulate young girls that may have "daddy issues" into being his hand puppet. He is so disgusting. And he is delusional if he honestly thinks a younger woman is going to want his nasty ass. Women closer to his age don't even want him. I'm 36 and I'd rather be single than lower myself to be with someone as repulsive as he is.

And young women who genuinely like older guys have better options than an obese schizo bumcel anyway.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Your going to burn in hell for not fucking me because I don’t have enough money for a credit card or a car, your a hypocrite Mark:20 We’re all leftists here for AOC stop being hypocrites and suck my dick and kiss my asshole. Of course I’ll buy you pizza first.

Edit: why does he wants a rimjob and what shaft is there to stroke on his tiny acorn?

More on the electric sperm thing. Zap to the extreme I guess. Apparently it holds the DNA together like more sap to build the baby ship. “I have more electrical semen.”

“If I’m cringe and bitter that’s only because I’m focussed on my science. I take microbiology classes in college I’m right there now.” Lol

 

[Da Dude123]

In this one he says that the reason he goes to mental hospitals is because it's the only place he can be around hot young women.

This one is the craziest new video yet. A literal homeless ragman, under a bridge talking about how dating him, who wears the same clothing and doesn't shower for weeks is going to result in "feelings of well being". Also, he has electric sperm! Have sex with his electric sperm! He is plenty good and he is mature, unlike those 21 year old flatbill baseball cap wearing clones!

 

[Free the Pedos]

And young women who genuinely like older guys have better options than an obese schizo bumcel anyway.

This has always been central to Lucas's crazy for me. Say he's right and the zoomer zygote and gen X sperm are best, blah blah blah. Why wouldn't a young woman pick an older man who has a job and lacks schitzophrenia?

 

[Da Dude123]

This has always been central to Lucas's crazy for me. Say he's right and the zoomer zygote and gen X sperm are best, blah blah blah. Why wouldn't a young woman pick an older man who has a job and lacks schitzophrenia?

Because they are for Bernie Sanders and AOC! They hate the money in power. They need stop being bigots and hypocrites.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I was properly rewatching that Van der Waals Forces video, he did say daddy-daughter zygote, that’s disgusting. He wants a daughter to reproduce with for his daddy daughter spring autumn romance? Or he wants to be the same age as a little girls dad? Cambridge, Zurich, telomere attrition, Ancient Greece, blah blah. I’m pretty sure he wants both age gap love and an incestuous relationship with a daughter. When he says older daddy he thinks he’ll be like some sort of father figure to his hypothetical significant other.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He keeps trying to come up with scientific explanations for why he feels good when he's around young women.

It's just because you're a pervert, Lucas.

 

[Gambino]

Lucas's plan is to get into housing for clean and sober people, which means he can't smoke weed there. I'm sure he'll be able to follow that rule, he's so good at following rules and all. He's got some large quantity of money he wants to save up that he thinks he's going to get from arbitrating disputes because obviously when you have an issue with someone you can't solve you're going to go to a homeless babbling pedo who's in a psych ward more often than not, and not an official arbitrator. Anyway good luck with your plans Lucas, maybe try to go through with them for a change and not spend all day every day talking about jizz.

 

[Krathnami]

Well, looks like the Depakote he got dosed with at the mental hospital wore out.

I don't believe for a second he was ever medicated

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Did you hear this shit? Lucas saying that a lot of the time he comes off as "stoical"?

That's the funniest shit I ever heard. Lucas is the biggest manbaby whiny bitch there is. There's not a stoic bone in his body.

 

[Neko GF]

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