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Exactly. Hes basically saying he abuses the mental health services for women. Taking spaces from people who actually need them. Hes truly a piece of shit.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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“SUCK MY DICK!! Well you don’t have to do it right away, I’ll buy you a pizza first!”
That kinda sounds like needlessly complicated way for a simple prostitution transaction.
Btw: I fucking love Werners bizarro ideas about socialism=free pussy. Workers need to seize the means of the snatch, that’s being hoarded by evil vagina capitalists.
I think he's trying to do damage control. It doesn't look good for his "I'm plenty good to be a boyfriend/husband/father" resume to be strapped down and taken away to a mental hospital because he's a screaming insane psycho. Better to say he "volunteers" to be strapped down so he can be near 18 yr olds at the hospital.
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I'd love to see that PhD application interview "I wants to study jizz and teeny eggs to get me teenage poon"
What a nutbar, our boy is back, self-owning and ramblin'
j/k - he couldn't get a job cleaning the research labs.
Many thx to muh bois Werner and Greer for giving us light relief from the CWC horrors.
What a nutbar, our boy is back, self-owning and ramblin'
j/k - he couldn't get a job cleaning the research labs.
Many thx to muh bois Werner and Greer for giving us light relief from the CWC horrors.
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I am so glad he’s resurfaced and the thread is active again, I missed the big greasy peado. He’s almost a palate cleanser after the last weeks CwC elder rape/toe fungus glowie fail troll.
I know you read the thread Lucas, does it sting that CwC has scored more recently than you? Combined with the fact he will likely be having way more sex in the future courtesy of the boys in whichever big house he ends up in.
I know you read the thread Lucas, does it sting that CwC has scored more recently than you? Combined with the fact he will likely be having way more sex in the future courtesy of the boys in whichever big house he ends up in.
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"You really should consider having sex with my electrical semen because it will give you a sense of well being."
I'm grateful that Lucas has a phone again. It will take some time to fit his recent material into the broader currents of Wernology. And Lucas has electrical semen.
Lucas has doubled down on his science nonsense, as a way to dignify his obsession with young puss puss. He's comparing himself to Michael Farraday, an influential 19th-century scientist who had little formal education. Like Lucas, Farraday never graduated from HS or earned a college degree. Farraday's made important contributions to the understanding of magnetism and electricity. Lucas believes that his semen is electrical. Let him squirt some in you. It has antibodies, of course, because it is a fluid, and it will give you tremendous sense of well-being, and increase the voltage and wattage of your antibodies Lady Z.
I'm shocked.
ETA: Lucas has apparently merged with Pikachu. His "swimmers" are now "zappers."
I'm grateful that Lucas has a phone again. It will take some time to fit his recent material into the broader currents of Wernology. And Lucas has electrical semen.
Lucas has doubled down on his science nonsense, as a way to dignify his obsession with young puss puss. He's comparing himself to Michael Farraday, an influential 19th-century scientist who had little formal education. Like Lucas, Farraday never graduated from HS or earned a college degree. Farraday's made important contributions to the understanding of magnetism and electricity. Lucas believes that his semen is electrical. Let him squirt some in you. It has antibodies, of course, because it is a fluid, and it will give you tremendous sense of well-being, and increase the voltage and wattage of your antibodies Lady Z.
I'm shocked.
ETA: Lucas has apparently merged with Pikachu. His "swimmers" are now "zappers."
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I was waiting with bated breath for your commentary on this new chapter. You never disappoint!
Question, though: Lucas has mentioned being in microbiology classes several times in these recent videos. I didn't even think he was in college now, and I'm fairly certain he never progressed up to a level of school where a class like microbiology would even be open to him, right? I mean, this talk of being in a microbiology class is just straight fiction, right?
Edit:. The following is a non-exhaustive list of the new Insanity which has come to light since yesterday:
1. Mitigate (mediate) your disputes, hoping to make 48 Grand a year
2. Electrical sperm
3. Van der Waal forces
4. Sacral chakra
5. Lucas's semen leads to a feeling of well-being
I can barely keep up, but is there anything I'm missing?
Geez, if his goo is so magical, maybe he should just squirt a puddle on the sidewalk, and then when a teeny walks through and gets stuck, all of a sudden she would like be magically hypnotized to love him, right?
I suggest that Lucas needs to speak about his magical electric sperm more often. He needs to shout it from Street corners, he needs to share this information with more people. I think the solution to getting what he wants is broadcasting the message of his electrical sperm more loudly and more frequently. How are young girls going to know about his magic sperm which makes them feel better, if he's not screaming it on street corners?
Possibly he could also make signs saying: "Lost: Your feeling of well-being .... Found: My electrical sperm"
Edit: sorry, just had to add: in the video with the title about 48 Grand a year, he's comparing his longer tailed, larger-headed sperm, which swim faster and more efficiently, and hit the egg harder, to a bigger airplane, a bigger airplane, filled with more diesel fuel, can no doubt hit the twin towers of the egg harder, causing a bigger explosion, causing more debris, electrical semen debris, to rain down on the metaphorical streets, causing more telomere terrorism. Right? Lucas is the Osama bin laden of hitting your uterus.
Not that I need to say this, but even the basis for his dumbass metaphor is backwards. He suggests that a 747 is faster than a learjet, and I looked this up, because it sounded wrong, but I wasn't sure: a Learjet has a cruising speed faster than a 747. Lucas just makes up facts in his head and then repeats them until they sound true to him. And they sound true to him, because he's heard them very many times. This is the way reality works with Lucas: if he hears something often enough, it becomes true, even if it's coming out of his own mouth, and he pulled it straight out of his own ass.
Lucas's crafting of reality is based on endless repetition of the way he wishes things were.
He wraps this repetition in a gloss of scientific terminology, but for all of his talk of research and studies, Lucas suggests things like the idea that sperm has an electrical voltage, which is obviously patently absurd.
He's a literal ranting crazy man, and for some reason when I was watching these videos, I flashed forward to what he's going to be like in 20 years, if he's still alive, with less hair a longer beard, wearing dirtier rags, screaming on corners about his magic sperm. I would imagine that eventually Spokane is going to get sick of this disgusting pervert, lock him up, and hopefully castrate him, but they seem to have a pretty laissez-faire attitude towards him now, don't they?
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Gaear Grimsrud
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Lucas did something wrong. Shocking.
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Something tells me that if I loaned this guy my multimeter, he’d jizz on it and then claim that it was a great day for science.
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Does Lucas know about Bella Janke? She's the perfect type for him. 20 years old, booba, Psychopath, doesn't bathe, disgusting and stinky, thinks everyone including the cops are her best friends, pretends to be liberal but is really a raging bigot.
Please simp for her, Lucas. She'd treat you well.
Please simp for her, Lucas. She'd treat you well.
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I really wanted to mention that earlier but I know ILJ’s depravity strikes a bit of a nerve at this moment. I wouldn’t unleash a psycho bitch like her on my worst enemy even if it was a disgusting human being like Lucas. She would probably try to make him commit suicide after psychically torturing him him for months, it would be Jenkesaw I have no doubt about that. She might have a hard time blackmailing Lucas though unless she got him to do something really fucked like making him toaster over a small pet for her sick pleasure. God she’s evil, it would be a horror cow combo nightmare that would make Steven King and HP Lovecraft shudder.
Edit: although I could imagine Lucas in her presence as this Grima Wormtongue figure in a cloak hissing puss puss, mistress Bella after he’d been broken down like a vampire’s accolade having been promised eternal life.
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Lucas doesn't have the mental capacity to pass a basic biology class and he's talking about microbiology classes. His "microbiology classes" are likely an article(s) he's read at the library and of course as always he doesn't have the ability to comprehend. He'll just make things up to fit his "I need to fuck a young one" agenda.
Gaear Grimsrud
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I think Lucas just about coomed in his pants at this moment.
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I know Im late (was distracted by all the crhis chan stuff) but Lucas is out and making videos again? Let me guess, he never addressed yelling like a moron at the bus station and getting taken away in a stretcher did he
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Oh, he addressed it all right, in his out of the psych ward interview with skeletor, but of course he downplayed it, suggested that now that he was medicated he was going to be totally fine, and then released a glut of insane videos showing that if anything, he's only gotten crazier.
Gaear Grimsrud
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His EBT card got stolen along with his phone. ROFL.
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In the "Middle-aged Men are better at sex" video, right at 2 minutes and 48 seconds, a young girl walks behind lucas, he practically breaks his neck swiveling his head to stare at her ass. It's hysterical. Expected, but funny.
Man, he's repeated this thing about mediating between people a million times, and every single time he said the word mitigate. I have a feeling mitigate is going to be the new MICE-ogyny. In any case, whatever happened to being a stand-up comic, and insult comic?
I could buy Lucas as a ridiculous freak people laugh at, a lot more than I could believe that he was capable of mediating anything, when he can't even mediate between himself and a goddamn bar of soap.
Lucas expects people to pay him money to air their perspective, and then for the person they're arguing with to pay him money to air their perspective.
What is Lucas bringing to this? The perspective of a crazy homeless bum? What makes him think he's in any position to mediate anything? The fact that someone who was joking with him paid him money to discuss a bullshit argument on the PlayStation network, that probably didn't even exist?
Man, it's totally true; inconsequential meetings and social interactions become so important to lucas. He remembers them years later.
Man, he's repeated this thing about mediating between people a million times, and every single time he said the word mitigate. I have a feeling mitigate is going to be the new MICE-ogyny. In any case, whatever happened to being a stand-up comic, and insult comic?
I could buy Lucas as a ridiculous freak people laugh at, a lot more than I could believe that he was capable of mediating anything, when he can't even mediate between himself and a goddamn bar of soap.
Lucas expects people to pay him money to air their perspective, and then for the person they're arguing with to pay him money to air their perspective.
What is Lucas bringing to this? The perspective of a crazy homeless bum? What makes him think he's in any position to mediate anything? The fact that someone who was joking with him paid him money to discuss a bullshit argument on the PlayStation network, that probably didn't even exist?
Man, it's totally true; inconsequential meetings and social interactions become so important to lucas. He remembers them years later.
Unfortunately, this is unironically true.
I'm sure others have said the same thing to you elsewhere.
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People who are actual legal mediators make good money. They have training and have an occupational license. They mediate union contracts and workers comp claims, things like that.
However, Lucas is a homeless ragman. It is funny that he thinks his opinion matters. It doesn't. He really believes he is a celebrity. He will give up on this idea and his grandiose idea of making $48,000 a year soon, most likely.