Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

No time to sift through all of this - but I am assuming it already has been done. If not, call that Oxford place prontisimo, whatever the fuck place Lucas said he did "real well in the interview" for a place to stay and let them know who this creep is. Alleged/Potential pedophile, sexual creep, stalker, etc. etc. etc. You may be saving someone's life at this point.
 
No time to sift through all of this - but I am assuming it already has been done. If not, call that Oxford place prontisimo, whatever the fuck place Lucas said he did "real well in the interview" for a place to stay and let them know who this creep is. Alleged/Potential pedophile, sexual creep, stalker, etc. etc. etc. You may be saving someone's life at this point.
I wouldn't do that the mods will suspend you if you get involved in the cow's life based on what's happened in the past the last time someone tried to notify security at the college about the Wern they were suspended from posting for two weeks
 
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I wouldn't do that the mods will suspend you if you get involved in the cow's life based on what's happened in the past the last time someone tried to notify security at the college about the Wern they were suspended from posting for two weeks
Well, if someone were to reach out to Oxford House to let them know Lucas is bad news and came back to the thread to announce it , yes there is that risk of suspension. Now if the person keeps it under the table, no one here will know.
 

Screaming at God. Literally.
He's an athiest. He's screaming at nothing.
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No time to sift through all of this - but I am assuming it already has been done. If not, call that Oxford place prontisimo, whatever the fuck place Lucas said he did "real well in the interview" for a place to stay and let them know who this creep is. Alleged/Potential pedophile, sexual creep, stalker, etc. etc. etc. You may be saving someone's life at this point.

Allegedly, since Lucas is an ureliable narrator, he did say when he got evicted from his last place that he was placed on a no rent list for government subsidized housing, which would mean for most places he could afford that weren't SLEs, they'd background check him and deny the application.

He'd never get a rental at any other place either because he has a history of unemployment and eviction so no landlord would bother. Even a roommate situation is unlikely as most people at least google someone answering a roomates wanted ad and would figure out who he was pretty quick.

Even if they decided to overlook that he'd still have the eviction history so if they had to run it by their landlord he'd be denied as well.

Anyone stupid enough to let him move in to a room in their house knowing who he is deserves whatever he does to the place.

Has anyone pointed out that, at long last, Lucas has found out where the party's at?

And he still can't get laid at it.
 
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God damn he's been all over the place since he's been back. Talk about rapidly cycling. He goes from sperging mindlessly to literally shouting at the sky to drifting off in mid conversation with a blank stare to snapping his neck back to gawk wide eyed at a woman walking past. I swear it seems like every time he comes out of the pozzed load factory he's noticeably more manic than before. Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Faggot better settle down with that rated R sperging in public or he's going to find himself back in scrubs pretty fast which is probably fine cause that Halloween shirt could really use a break. It's hot as hell out everyday, change that crusty ass shirt nigga.
 
Lucas has decided that in terms of his own style, he's not preppy, and he's not a dude bro.

What he really is, is a dark-waver, a "rich boy alternative kid, who hung out with the poor kids cuz they were more interesting".

It's fascinating to me that even while homeless for multiple years, he still keeps himself at arm's length from the poor, as if he's somehow better than them and not really part of their group.

He's a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

Nothing more American than that.
 
It seems that Lucas is attempting to move into a "sober living environment," or "SLE." For some folks early in recovery, an SLE can provide helpful structure and support. It's essentially a half-way house for junkies, a commune for addicts. This isn't a terrible move for Lucas (which suggests it's not his idea) but it will not end well.
These don't address any of Lucas's underlying problems, though. They don't even address his obvious problem. I mean the dude smokes some weed maybe. He's not on meth, he doesn't shoot heroin, he isn't addicted to some combo of drugs.

What he is is an extremely fucked up schizo. He's just going to get thrown out because even if he doesn't do drugs there, or get drunk, he's going to act like a freak, fuck up their cooking utensils, cook horrific things, think the shit he did with the toaster oven, and otherwise act like a Viking in a house full of people trying to get clean.

Just his refusal to clean up his kitchen messes is not going to be popular.

He's getting his ass kicked out really soon.
 
God I’m so happy we have content again. I was having a stressful week too! 😂 As always, @ Klickitat THANK YOU for what you do. I do find it very funny that Lucas says no one likes us here on the farms … but then we have to catch up on his shit because we’re busy living lives with our spouses and kids and real jobs and friends lmao.

I also love that in his newest video he’s calling people “not generous” because they don’t provide for his romantic or sexual “needs” and only provide for needs like food and housing. 💀 Newsflash PukeAss the Creep — sex isn’t a need. Maybe he saw Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs and got confused. Sex is a need for humans in that if NO ONE had sex, the species would die out. It is not a NEED for individuals lmao you will not die without sex, Tubby himself is a perfect example of that. Besides which people have offered to introduce him to hookers, which would provide for his “sexual need”, but yeah ofc homeless shelters aren’t going to provide that shit BECAUSE IT’S NOT A NEED. 😂

Also idk how they even would go about providing a “romantic need” lmao like does he think homeless shelters/homeless provider people are genies who can just make someone fall in love with him??? That isn’t a need to survive you fucking dumb ass so of course they don’t provide it, nor could they even if they wanted it. Idk how it still baffles me that he can be as stupid as he is.

Edit: Excuse me what the fuck did someone literally pay this dipshit $50 to yell at her CATS????
 
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I know Lucas can't be helped, but it doesn't reflect well on the mental health system if days after release he's literally screaming at God.
No, it doesn't, does it?

We accept certain things as unremarkable. Floridly ill men screaming at God on street corners, for example. Nobody gives a shit.

After a stay in the laughing academy and some heavy medication, Lucas is back to publicly screaming at God. The almighty is stingy with the puss puss. When Lucas was released, the doctor evaluating him asked: is this fat faggot going to kill himself? He did not ask: will this man be raving on a street corner soon if I let him out? Lucas engaged with the mental health system on his terms. He whined his way into a bed at the hospital, so that he could enjoy the comforts of a roof and walls and mingle with vulnerable, crazy bitches.

Ultimately, it reflects less on the mental health system than Lucas. The mental health system has yet to devise a good solution for folks like Lucas who will not buy into treatment but will take advantage of it.
These don't address any of Lucas's underlying problems, though. They don't even address his obvious problem. I mean the dude smokes some weed maybe. He's not on meth, he doesn't shoot heroin, he isn't addicted to some combo of drugs.

What he is is an extremely fucked up schizo. He's just going to get thrown out because even if he doesn't do drugs there, or get drunk, he's going to act like a freak, fuck up their cooking utensils, cook horrific things, think the shit he did with the toaster oven, and otherwise act like a Viking in a house full of people trying to get clean.

Just his refusal to clean up his kitchen messes is not going to be popular.

He's getting his ass kicked out really soon.
He will not last long, and his brief tenancy will produce tremendous amounts of sour lolmilk. The best kind. I pray that this curdled amusement does not go to waste, but is somehow memorialized in the social media of his future roommates or Lucas's own ramblings. Some of Wernology's key insights have come from interaction with roommates. Recall the lesbian couple who had to scrub Lucas's (electrical) semen from their walls?
 
He says he's noticed that when he brings up his interest in gynecology around young women they get turned on and they smile, as if that wouldn't be immediately repellent to any Young girl, coming out of nowhere in conversation, especially from a dirty hobo twice their age.
He always spouts off these outlandish stories of scenarios that clearly never happened because if they did, they didn't go the way he said they did. I can't tell if he's spouting these blatant lies just for the sake of his petty non existant hubris that anyone could see through, or if he really has this much trouble separating his perverted fantasies from things that actually happened.
 
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1. Whoever sent him $50 (witchtrash I think he said) is a fucking moron.
2. Why does he have runes written there?

I'm just gonna go ahead and grab one of my rune sets and do that instead of cards on this.

3. I'm unreasonably annoyed that he keeps saying "mitigate" when he means mediate.

At any rate, if you'd rather not go poking around my IG:

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Mannaz, Sowilo, Laguz, Kenaz merkstave (reversed), Jera, Wunjo merkstave.

So, what we have here starts with Lucas having a desire for mutual joy in a partnership, a connection to others and a desire for change, for the moment, he believes that he's going to achieve this (for realsies this time), because of his creativity, his positivity, and his ability to resist that which would drag him down.

Here's where we see the universe starting to fuck with Lucas, however. Laguz does tend to coincide with the ebb and flow of things in nature and can mean success at the expense of losing something else, which means Lucas may see some minor success--just enough to make him t hink he's made it for sure, before it yanks it all away from him again.

Or, more realistically, until Lucas messes it up through sheer incompetence.

Anyway...

Kenaz merkstave is a block; a creative block, a financial block, a personal block, a relationship block, probably also a cockblock since we're talking blocks, Jera is roughly the equvialent to the Wheel in a tarot deck and is similar to Laguz in that they both deal with there being a back and forth and with the merkstave Wunjo at the end I read this as something will appear to be a shining beacon right there to give Lucas what he wants in Jera, only to have it once again pulled right away by the last rune.

Wunjo upright/not reversed would mean situations changing for the better, balance, happiness, reaching one's goals, good relationships, everything Lucas has been chasing for 9 years.

Wunjo merkstave is essentially, "LOL, you thought, Princess."

Failure, strife, fights, instability, negative changes, loss, being alone, being used, isolation, you know, what Lucas experiences on the daily.
 
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