He's repeatedly spoken of drug addicts, and people using serious drugs, with a palpable air of disgust, suggesting that he wants a girl who's "pretty and normal". This is interesting, because you would think that his mental issues and interaction with the dregs of society might have made him a bit more tolerant of hard drug use, even if he doesn't indulge in it himself, but no, he remains extremely judgmental about drug use, always suggesting that he's a better class of person for not engaging in recreational hard drug use.
I like that you bring up the difference between his personality and mental illness and the ways in which his arrogance and smugness on top of that makes him extra reprehensible. It’s touching that his parents still sent him birthday cards until recently despite him not reciprocating or showing any appreciation. That’s the other thing with Lukey is his complete lack of gratitude, even if he got his zoom poon (god forbid) he would still find something to whine about with her. I have no idea how he ended up with Suzanne.
The thing that’s funny about Lucas is that a drug addiction for him would be an improvement. I would never recommend becoming a junkie but for Lucas it would probably help him forget about Gen Z. His tenacity is surprising like he’s given up on effectively trying to talk to women probably for fear of the consequences but still obsesses without even making any real effort or trying which is a good thing he shouldn’t try or he’ll be reprimanded.
I like that you bring up the difference between his personality and mental illness and the ways in which his arrogance and smugness on top of that makes him extra reprehensible. It’s touching that his parents still sent him birthday cards until recently despite him not reciprocating or showing any appreciation. That’s the other thing with Lukey is his complete lack of gratitude, even if he got his zoom poon (god forbid) he would still find something to whine about with her. I have no idea how he ended up with Suzanne.
The thing that’s funny about Lucas is that a drug addiction for him would be an improvement. I would never recommend becoming a junkie but for Lucas it would probably help him forget about Gen Z. His tenacity is surprising like he’s given up on effectively trying to talk to women probably for fear of the consequences but still obsesses without even making any real effort or trying which is a good thing he shouldn’t try or he’ll be reprimanded.
My god, you're absolutely right: Lucas is the one person who might actually be improved by becoming a junkie, because his 24/day 365/year focus would be scoring, not little girls.
Presenting Spokane's Most Unstable: Women's Prison Edition.
Just think about it Lucas, if you just drop the 1,000 needed to pay her bail, she'll treat you like an Elk King.
To say nothing of the fact that Lucas WAS finally invited to a party, the supposed meth party he attended with isaac, and what did the big fat jelly belly do? He apparently managed to lose his phone and his money, if he's even remotely to be believed.
So Lucas? You've been invited to a party. Isaac also gave you some girls' phone numbers, more's the pity. You loused up both of these.
If (and I say If because he does make up stories) such an event happened it sounds to me it wasn't an actual party but a group of street kids that got together in the woods or under a bridge to get high.
If (and I say If because he does make up stories) such an event happened it sounds to me it wasn't an actual party but a group of street kids that got together in the woods or under a bridge to get high.
Presenting Spokane's Most Unstable: Women's Prison Edition.
Just think about it Lucas, if you just drop the 1,000 needed to pay her bail, she'll treat you like an Elk King.
Last time before we went offline he was flashing around his Biden bux. I’d put money on him inviting issac & friends over to his hotel room like he’d done before.
They probably took his stuff and split when he was destroying the toilet at some point.
Anyway this is how I imagine it went until proven otherwise.
I don't think he's ever been robbed. He's more the type in a rage throw and smash his phone or gets high/drunk that he leaves his stuff behind. Remember he blew a fuse in a restaurant when he saw a man with a couple of teen girls and threw a glass at a wall.
Last time before we went offline he was flashing around his Biden bux. I’d put money on him inviting issac & friends over to his hotel room like he’d done before.
They probably took his stuff and split when he was destroying the toilet at some point.
Anyway this is how I imagine it went until proven otherwise.
He said he went to a party. If he did hang out with some guys this time I don't think it was in his motel room. There was that 1 time he did invited Isaac to the room in Motel 6. Lucas was expecting Isaac to bring him some hot Gen Z baes and Isacc showed up with 2 trans.
It doesn’t usually cause that much weight gain. However, it has a chance of causing compulsive/impulsive behaviors, including binge eating. Antipsychotics in general mess with the metabolism even if you don’t gain weight (they can worsen and even cause diabetes).
Among these compulsive behaviors, it includes a compulsion for sex and gambling. It might have enhanced Lucas’ already hypersexual behavior.
We often like to act like anti-psychotics only reduce the crazy, but in some cases they only shift or amplify the crazy. I know someone who has developed hyper fixation due to their medication. It's damaged their friendships, relationship, ability to work, and even sleep. All in exchange for reduced auditory hallucinations which had a less damaging influence on their life. Yet most doctors don't want to find something else if the medication is doing more damage than the illness.
Medication can be a powerful and effective treatment, but Lucas likely needs treatment beyond and other than just medication, not that he'd ever accept it.
My god, you're absolutely right: Lucas is the one person who might actually be improved by becoming a junkie, because his 24/day 365/year focus would be scoring, not little girls.
Lucas has a destructive relationship with drugs and poor impulse control, but he has yet to fully embrace substance abuse. This is a disappointment. Consider the way he spends money on food, his general fiscal responsibility, the amount of weed he smokes. If he switched his allegiance to liquor or pledged himself to something interesting like opiates, Lucas would be a natural.
Lucas won't though because his life is already dominated by a major dysfunction: his love quest. It's like a process addiction, like gambling or sex. The lonely drama of being The Wern fills the same role in his life that vodka or fentanyl may in someone else's. But that doesn't mean that there isn't also room in Lucas's life for booze and drugs. Some of his more entertaining videos have been sauced. But a Lucas that's on the chase for a high instead of puss puss wouldn't be interesting.
He has some very odd obsessions, or fixations is probably better, as you said.
Let's see: he's obsessed with women blushing; he thinks it's automatically indicative of sexual interest.
He's particularly attracted to girls with "thick thighs". It was something he used to mention all the time, and I thought he had dropped it, but in one of the recent videos, I believe it was the crying jag one, he mentioned those glorious leg lumps again.
Other than that, I don't think his preferences have been expressed too specifically.
He's insulted tattoos on men, but seems mostly indifferent to them on women, although he has a very classist way of acting as if tattoos make you look "trashy and weird", a very old-fashioned view which clearly doesn't comport with his pose as a modern progressive friend of the Z.
He's extremely judgmental and patronizing about a lot of things. In the brief period where he wasn't homeless, he expressed extreme disdain to homeless people, saying he was above their station in life now, and repeatedly chastising them against trying to sleep in his apartment, not that anyone was attempting to do such a thing, Lucas just loved the idea of rejecting people, just to be the one in control.
He's repeatedly spoken of drug addicts, and people using serious drugs, with a palpable air of disgust, suggesting that he wants a girl who's "pretty and normal". This is interesting, because you would think that his mental issues and interaction with the dregs of society might have made him a bit more tolerant of hard drug use, even if he doesn't indulge in it himself, but no, he remains extremely judgmental about drug use, always suggesting that he's a better class of person for not engaging in recreational hard drug use.
I suppose all of this judgmentalness stems from the single aspect of Lucas's personality which I imagine we could all agree is the most distasteful: his SMUGNESS.
Like a lot of lolcows, Lucas has an unearned air of superiority, but he has a way of expressing it with a smug tone of disgust that's uniquely irritating.
Lucas has a talent for saying the most disgusting, reprehensible things, in the most graphic terms, but he really puts the cherry on top by saying it in the most arrogant way possible.
This is certainly one of the reasons why people who otherwise might have sympathy for his mental problems have grown to actually detest him.
Even his own family seems to differentiate between Lucas's problems and his personality, and the fact that they excommunicated him suggests that they realize that Lucas is not capable of being part of a friend group or family unit; he's simply too vile, and unable to not make everyone around him uncomfortable.
Even his own family would rather he wander the streets, embarrassing their family name, than have him nearby.
I would imagine that there are some great stories about some scandalous interactions Lucas had with his family before he was fully excommunicated. Around the holidays, for example, I can imagine him making inappropriate entreaties towards his younger female family members, and being rebuffed by his male family members with a great deal of aggression, which would only bring about his own self-righteous violent response in return.
If one of Lucas's brothers ever turned up on the Farms to dish, that would be pretty great. I never thought we would get Cyril though, so I suppose we've got to appreciate the wealth of content we have.
I saw @Draxx them Sklounst 's question, and immediately thought: full blush face.
Lucas isn't fluent in human body language, despite studying it for years, and this creates all manner of awkwardness. Let's consider Lucas's legendary social deficits.
Lucas knows about body language. He isn't a native speaker, though. He can't read body language and isn't aware of the messages coded in his own loathsome skin. But he tries. Girls behave in mysterious ways, and he tries to read them. His attempts are colored by his thirst and optimism, of course. He misreads. Even brief eye contact indicates intense sexual desire, in Lucas's world.
Somewhere along the way, Lucas learned that there are certain physical gestures that women perform that indicate sexual interest. He searches Spokane for women performing these gestures. The full blush face. Brushing hair from one's eyes.If you talk to a bae, and she goes full blush face and brushes hair from her eyes, she wants you to impregnate her and then she's gonna buy you Clinkerdagger...
One wonderful genre of Lucas's posts: boasts about the facial expressions strange girls make for him in public. Lucas likes to talk a lot about blushing faces, brushed hair, dilated eyes, and breathy voices. It's the limit of his social contact with these girls: reading their facial expressions from afar, and saying This is just for me. It may be interesting to get them all in one place and compare them.
I dig your meditation on Lucas's smugness. He has the air of a kid who's slumming it. Or who wishes to be seen as slumming it, but doesn't have an alternative. And it seems to me that Lucas always presents himself as if he has some other options in life, even when he is in dire straights. He's a socialist! Rich parents, etc. He chooses this life! It's endearing.
The kids in his "station" will have nothing to do with him, so he goes where he can. In one of his recent videos Lucas explained that he was "kind of" a rich kid who "kind of" hung out with the less rich kids because he's down and just does not give a fuck, bitch. I have no confirmation, but I guarantee he was the kind of kid who hung out with younger kids: an 8 year old bossing 5 year olds around on the playground.
Lucas has a destructive relationship with drugs and poor impulse control, but he has yet to fully embrace substance abuse. This is a disappointment. Consider the way he spends money on food, his general fiscal responsibility, the amount of weed he smokes. If he switched his allegiance to liquor or pledged himself to something interesting like opiates, Lucas would be a natural.
Lucas won't though because his life is already dominated by a major dysfunction: his love quest. It's like a process addiction, like gambling or sex. The lonely drama of being The Wern fills the same role in his life that vodka or fentanyl may in someone else's. But that doesn't mean that there isn't also room in Lucas's life for booze and drugs. Some of his more entertaining videos have been sauced. But a Lucas that's on the chase for a high instead of puss puss wouldn't be interesting.
I saw @Draxx them Sklounst 's question, and immediately thought: full blush face.
Lucas isn't fluent in human body language, despite studying it for years, and this creates all manner of awkwardness. Let's consider Lucas's legendary social deficits.
Lucas knows about body language. He isn't a native speaker, though. He can't read body language and isn't aware of the messages coded in his own loathsome skin. But he tries. Girls behave in mysterious ways, and he tries to read them. His attempts are colored by his thirst and optimism, of course. He misreads. Even brief eye contact indicates intense sexual desire, in Lucas's world.
Somewhere along the way, Lucas learned that there are certain physical gestures that women perform that indicate sexual interest. He searches Spokane for women performing these gestures. The full blush face. Brushing hair from one's eyes.If you talk to a bae, and she goes full blush face and brushes hair from her eyes, she wants you to impregnate her and then she's gonna buy you Clinkerdagger...
One wonderful genre of Lucas's posts: boasts about the facial expressions strange girls make for him in public. Lucas likes to talk a lot about blushing faces, brushed hair, dilated eyes, and breathy voices. It's the limit of his social contact with these girls: reading their facial expressions from afar, and saying This is just for me. It may be interesting to get them all in one place and compare them.
I dig your meditation on Lucas's smugness. He has the air of a kid who's slumming it. Or who wishes to be seen as slumming it, but doesn't have an alternative. And it seems to me that Lucas always presents himself as if he has some other options in life, even when he is in dire straights. He's a socialist! Rich parents, etc. He chooses this life! It's endearing.
The kids in his "station" will have nothing to do with him, so he goes where he can. In one of his recent videos Lucas explained that he was "kind of" a rich kid who "kind of" hung out with the less rich kids because he's down and just does not give a fuck, bitch. I have no confirmation, but I guarantee he was the kind of kid who hung out with younger kids: an 8 year old bossing 5 year olds around on the playground.
He loves the pose of the disaffected rich kid, because it allows him to claim association with a social group, while simultaneously remaining above it. Speaking of isaac, and his crowd of friends, Lucas says "They're poor, they came from low upbringing", a statement of such raw classism that one could easier picture it coming out of the mouth of an aristocrat, than a homeless man.
His arrogance is typified in a phrase that we've heard Lucas use over and over again, and I believe you, my dear amigo @wenttobermuda , were the first one to point it out: "I'm here for...", or "I'm not here for..."
Examples:
"I'm not here for platonic relationships". "I'm not here for vague answers". "I'm here for love" etc, etc ad infinitum.
Another regular bit of the Werner vernacular is "largely". Largely is almost exclusively a means of generalization for Lucas: "you're largely socialist" "your generation is largely generous", "you're largely liberal", etc.
"Largely" functions as a shortcut in Lucas's hyperbole; as we all know Lucas is entirely unable to see people as anything other than groups and categories, usually binary sets, which are diametrically opposed into good and bad: Liberals and conservatives, Republicans and democrats, communists and capitalists, gen Z and millennials, narcissistic and empathic, generous and GREEDY, bigoted and enlightened, homeless / virtuous, or "Rich" enough to own a car / necessarily classist, etc.
In the same way that there was a lot of interest in CWC's singular "CWCisms" such as china, pickles, tugboats, "among which", etc, I found myself personally fascinated by the unique slang of Lucas's dialogue.
I noticed some of his odd ways of expressing himself very early on; many were entirely new to me, such that I thought of them as being unique to Lucas, before I realized he was attempting to appropriate slang of the youth, and mispurposing it.
For example, he used to use the word "open" to indicate the start of a conversation, like "You open 'buddy' with me", meaning someone would come up to Lucas, and call him "buddy" as a means of getting his attention, something that he was vehemently opposed to, because at the time, one of his obsessions was how women had to refer to him exclusively using cutie-pie terms of endearment like "honey", "sweetie", and "baby", which he claimed all of the singles from 'Friends' consistently used with each other.
Along with "the girls with the thick thighs", which he would run together very quickly when he spoke it, as if he expected everyone to immediately recognize the group identity of this substrata of women, he used to recall his treasured blushing with the aforementioned "full blush face", which actually could be good or bad, as he used it back then.
He mentioned Suzanne going "full blush face" as she handed him the restraining order, discussed his own mother going "full blush face" as some sort of gestalt shorthand for her ignorance and naivete, and of course most commonly used the term when suggesting the sexual interest that a variety of young female strangers allegedly had for him, at various times.
I don't think Lucas has ever described a male as going "full blush face"; in his appellation, "full blush face" appears to be a body language unique to women.
I found the term to be so unique, almost like a clandestine code word, as if Lucas had created his own shibboleth that only he understood, and so it became one of the early aspects of his identity which made me more interested in devoting a likely unhealthy amount of time to laughing at him.
It always gets me when Lucas says people are stealing his techniques and research. Rule number one of pick up artistry should be to take a fucking bath. I doubt PUA's like Roosh V take this into too much consideration as their natural musk and scent must be aggressive so they are noticed by all the women in the bar.
I think it would be good if somebody bought Lucas some classes like these so he could work on his game. I'm kidding of course but it'd be funny to see him in a room with other guys like this.
Remember the "magic F word" couple of videos he did when he was so proud of getting around some PUA's $100 paywall to find out the 'magic word' to get any chick to fuck you was 'friend'?
It's buried in one of my compilations but I'm lazy af tonight so here's the original one from Lucas' channel because that was much easier to find quickly.
I'm gonna guess, based on his recent videos, that the magic word that makes all women chase you didn't make women chase him.
He said he went to a party. If he did hang out with some guys this time I don't think it was in his motel room. There was that 1 time he did invited Isaac to the room in Motel 6. Lucas was expecting Isaac to bring him some hot Gen Z baes and Isacc showed up with 2 trans.
You know, I glossed over the “went to” part. I guess my brain doesn’t even register Lucas actually being invited anywhere. It still seems strange, actually.
I remember the tranny thing, that was funny. Lucas was very clear about only bringing cis women over after that for a while.
You know, I glossed over the “went to” part. I guess my brain doesn’t even register Lucas actually being invited anywhere. It still seems strange, actually.
I remember the tranny thing, that was funny. Lucas was very clear about only bringing cis women over after that for a while.
I'd say what likely happen Lucas heard Isaac talking to someone about the meetup and decided to waddle over there on his own. Like when he was staying at the Cannon shelter and heard about a BBQ at a park . He "invited" himself to a BBQ and headed to the park to look for it.
I'd say what likely happen Lucas heard Isaac talking to someone about the meetup and decided to waddle over there on his own. Like when he was staying at the Cannon shelter and heard about a BBQ at a park . He "invited" himself to a BBQ and headed to the park to look for it.
I remember that one. The fact that even the other homeless bums don't want The Wern at their social events and the thought of other stinky ragmen rolling their eyes in disgust as Lucas waddles over honestly made my day.
The last time (or second to last? Who even fuckin knows at this point) Lucas had a chimpout episode right before entering the puzzle factory he was bitching about going to the bar and getting cockblocked. Now this last week of content he released in between puzzle factory visits he's so confident that if he gets into one of the bars in Post Street that's all it'll take to finally get his fecund bae. It must be shitty to be so retarded that you just never learn from past mistakes and keep making the same ones over and over again. His mind is like a toy trainset stuck on an endless loop through the same tunnels and the same curves, always coming to the same conclusion every cycle: it's not in the cards.
The last time (or second to last? Who even fuckin knows at this point) Lucas had a chimpout episode right before entering the puzzle factory he was bitching about going to the bar and getting cockblocked. Now this last week of content he released in between puzzle factory visits he's so confident that if he gets into one of the bars in Post Street that's all it'll take to finally get his fecund bae. It must be shitty to be so retarded that you just never learn from past mistakes and keep making the same ones over and over again. His mind is like a toy trainset stuck on an endless loop through the same tunnels and the same curves, always coming to the same conclusion every cycle: it's not in the cards.
I don't believe Lucas has been inside a bar in the evening/night since he got banned by the Globe. I'd say when he says "hey zoomer dudes every time I go to the bar you cock block me" actually means he creeps outside of the bar(s) seeing the Gen Z going in and out and every Gen Z guy becomes a "cockblocker".
He likely made some girl uncomfortable hence her fucking with her hair and probably nervously laughing - but he’s a retarded autist so he sees “mixed signals” because in porn girls who laugh and play with their hair end up sucking dick.
I doubt he even interacted with the girl(s) “playing with their hair”. He probably saw some girls standing across the street in a gust of wind with their heads somewhat pointed in his direction, fussing with their hair because of the aforementioned wind. Honestly, I doubt any girl (recently at least) even told him she hated him, hair brushing or not. He doesn’t interact with these women, it was more than likely the Voices on the Wind who said the “I hate you” and the hair brushing out of eyes was probably just women with long hair doing what we always do — trying to keep it out of our face.
I think even PukeAss thinks that it’s better to be hated than ignored. Deep down I think he knows he is not loved, liked, or wanted, even by his own family despite his lies to the contrary. He KNOWS he hasn’t been loved by anyone in a long time and the final few people who did love him, or still love the little boy he once was but never grew out of, have finally given up too. So his brain makes the VotW say he’s hated because even his subconscious knows no one would ever say they love him. But at least if someone says they hate him, it means they feel SOMETHING for him. Disgust, hatred, loathing are all still feelings. That’s why he continues to blow up YouTube with videos any chance he gets, even though he KNOWS that his videos will immediately be archived and we will all fill up Klickitat’s comments with how disgusting and loathsome he is. He knows that his section of this site is constantly growing.
And he doesn’t LIKE any of those things, but even though he knows that in Klickitat’s comment section and here on the Farms there absolutely are Zoomer Baes, maybe even some who are in Washington or even Spokane itself, being utterly hated isn’t as painful as being ignored. As much as he hates the things we say, he likes the attention. He likes knowing he’s being thought of. He continually posts videos and comments even though he knows that he’ll get an onslaught of downvotes and/or comments when he posts somewhere that we can leave comments. But at least we aren’t ignoring him.
From what I’ve seen on here and on other sites, not very many of us live close enough to see the cow irl. And as much as we think lots of Spokaners MUST know about him, it really doesn’t seem like they do. A handful of people, sure. But for the most part the people of Spokane, especially young Zoomers, likely don’t know who Lucas is and probably just treat him the same way they would any other raving madman on the street. I’ve passed many crazed homeless people in my own city and I’ve never thought of a single one of them a second time. As a young woman, I don’t frequent places where running into people like that is common, so I doubt I’ve seen the same crazy person twice, and if I have I don’t know it. Young women of Spokane ignore PukeAss entirely, they pay him no mind, they just keep their distance, don’t look his way, and don’t speak to him, not even to tell him that they hate him.
And I for one, hope that continues since it’s clear how much worse that is than actual hatred in PukeAss’s Swiss cheese “brain”.
