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I’m sure they do, or at least have family watching his antics on social media and passing along info.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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That article is rife with CopeIt's probably true that these are the most beautiful women Pukeass has ever seen; he's used to ladies with the Spokane phenotype (gross face, no ass, huge pudgy tits). The low gene-pool quality here makes the exclusiveness of his Love Quest to our city all the more ironic...
Spokane makes list of least attractive locals
On the list of the top nine least attractive cities, Spokane came in at number three.www.google.com
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Ahhhh, great to see this brought up again, it's what got me to finally make an acct here. Good times.
So he's out of the nut house with a new phone? I've got some catching up to do then!
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No. He was out of the nut house, but he has since gone back in. However, before he went back in he made almost 100 videos, many of which are pure gold.
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Worth noting he was out for less than seven whole days before going back in, that's how unstable he is at this point.
WonderWino
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If he is so willing to take little blue pills I have one that would be much more appropriate for him:"I can get penis enhancing pills if it is really that important to you, sugar tits."
They might actually keep him in line
Krathnami said:
I doubt they want anything to do with him directly, but they absolutely keep tabs on him to some degree, likely to see if he does anything overtly stupid that might come back on the rest of the family. After all I doubt they were too impressed with the attention they must have got from lucas talking creepy about his niece, that soliciting kiddie porn from that 17 year old in VA and the starbucks incident. They probably jumped right on the LA stuff cause one of them said 'uhh....guys he just went to LA to meet a woman....this might end up on the news' thinking it was some underage girl he manipulated into a to catch a predator moment, and they jumped on it out of concern for ending up getting all kinds of attention they don't want if he got busted for something, rather than out of concern for lucas. It was pretty much a 'stfu and sit in a hotel room you stupid shit and don't do that again' moment, its the only reason they would have bought him the room
Myrna doesn't give a shit about lucas, except insofar as he might make her, her family (and by extension her directly) look bad. Dumbshit that she is herself, even she knows lucas is infamous enough that if he gets chris hansen'd doing something like the LA trip, somebody in the media is going to snoop around and want to stick a camera in her face to comment about it, and if that journo digs even a little deeper they'll find kf and stuff like the VA teen incident she is screenshotted in trying to deflect on his behalf
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This, but I'd also add that as much as an embarrassing fuck up that he is and they certainly don't want him in their lives, they don't want him to die violently somewhere like skid row either. Which probably would have happened if someone hadn't have bought him a ticket home.
In fact, fuck 'probably', he absolutely would have had his shit kicked in within a week.
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Not sure how any pill in the world could make his dick bigger than a novelty keychain.
I do love his attitude though. Demands a nubile virgin subservient attractive teen girl, then gets all “I SUPPOSE I could do something about my massive sexual inadequacies, if that’s REALLY so important to you….sugar tits.”
Does Lucas think his Smart Pretty Interesting Girl will be fine with a teeny-dicked impotent man? If he can’t even give her decent sex then what DOES he think he’s bringing to the bargaining table?
“Let’s see, I have no job, no income, no home, no prospects, in and out of mental wards, I’m fat and ugly and my micro dick doesn’t work.”
Oh wait right, magic superhuman babies because of his age. So why exactly should she get those from him and not from some better older man with an actual functioning penis?
I love that Lucas just straight up says to the world, “date me and maybe I will address my sexual impotency.” What a catch.
I do love his attitude though. Demands a nubile virgin subservient attractive teen girl, then gets all “I SUPPOSE I could do something about my massive sexual inadequacies, if that’s REALLY so important to you….sugar tits.”
Does Lucas think his Smart Pretty Interesting Girl will be fine with a teeny-dicked impotent man? If he can’t even give her decent sex then what DOES he think he’s bringing to the bargaining table?
“Let’s see, I have no job, no income, no home, no prospects, in and out of mental wards, I’m fat and ugly and my micro dick doesn’t work.”
Oh wait right, magic superhuman babies because of his age. So why exactly should she get those from him and not from some better older man with an actual functioning penis?
I love that Lucas just straight up says to the world, “date me and maybe I will address my sexual impotency.” What a catch.
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WonderWino
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I decided to watch through the video klickitat posted again.....take a look what youtube recommended for me on the sidebar when I did:
some woman named lucy werner calling herself 'the wern' and she sounds about as low IQ as lucas does
some woman named lucy werner calling herself 'the wern' and she sounds about as low IQ as lucas does
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Fisting.
He's taken the phrase 'like a baby's arm holding an apple' completely the wrong way.
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One thing I've always felt is everyone even Lucas has a right to standards in socializing. Now that being said, you need to accept your 4 leaf clover hunt is that. I feel in Lucas case it's also a grey area he claims he wants a late teen early 20s girl. We know better. You can try being a predator and much like a clover hunt good luck with what you get. It's why people sent his ass to a different state. Not many take kindly to pedophiles.
Now if he just wanted a 22 year old rich hotty. Virgin trad wife. Fine. Accept it's rare (not in the cards) and live your life.
Lucas like all other incels has a inflated ego and feels he must be catered too.( If we all had this power, Anna Kendrick would be giving me a rim job as I type this.) But we don't allow or force others into our lives. Relationships are transactional in sense you're someone I want to spend time with and do vice versa.
No one feels this way towards Lucas. He's very open he's gonna be abusive in the relationship. Well that turns almost all women off. Then her lists of duties and needs. Like giving him housing food driving him places and providing your body to accept his defective sperm after that ordeal of carrying a poor genes child he expects a woman to abort a male child or allow her own daughter to be molested by her father.
This is quite the tall order for a girlfriend. Elliot Rodgers just wanted to creampie the cute blonde cheer leader and be Facebook official so people were jealous. Seems down right reasonable next to the Wern. Also ER showered..
Lucas "I'm ready to be a father" Werner. When stuck in LA admits he needs help planned scamming CA health care to sleep for a night and then at 40+ fucking years old needs mommy and step daddy to bail him out. This isn't hey Mom I lost my job and you know times were tough can you spot me.. this was someone who's always lived off others. Even as a roommate he was a leech and thief.
Aside the free bed, air conditioner and food I suspect Lucas is trying to scam housing at the puzzle factory. With his options mostly gone for any help I suspect he will become a more common guest and at rates he's going and lack of money or warm clothes etc he might sink to that bum level where he gets him self a few over nights in the clink to stay warm. (Anyone not near or in a big city yes this happens). These are lowest of low mentally ill and or scummy junkies who much like Lucas can't be trusted I'm shelters and loony bins dont keep em due to faking and non compliance.
Fall is suspect he will find a new bridge to live under and winter the "crazy" ramps up as he will hoot and Hollar anyway to get a roof over his head.. aside this last place who said go to treatment and we got you. Because he's plenty good
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Oh, I had her videos recommended to me before because of the name and part of me wants to just...take her aside and tell her she might want to consider a different nickname.
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And I want to fuck Nena but I need that time machine the Wern was planning on building so
I can go back to 1984. And even with that it’s not in the cards. Nena’s got a life and she’s still smoking hot in 2021. Lucas is such a dumb fuck it’s funny. Edit: a song about time travel, Somehow, Somewhere , Sometime (for Lucas no how, nowhere, no time)
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I can't find the video where he says it, but this is the closest I can find. Dude is all about fisting
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I love how, in the same sentence, he admits he has a tiny dick AND calls you a prude if you don’t like fisting. What a fucking catch.
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....and in true communist fashion, lucas wants to punch up..... a rich white teen.....straight up into her womb i'm sure
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>"how to hype yourself"
>choose a nickname that will bring up a deranged homeless sexpest when people google it
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One of the most fascinating and equally infuriating things about Lucas is his own outlook on himself. In Lucas’s mind, he is perfect. There is nothing he needs to change or work on. Anything negative people may perceive about him is in the mind of the critic. And if there is a negative he would cop to, it would be the fault of others or the system for it, not something within himself.
This makes his poonaner search so hilarious. He will only accept his perfected image of a woman, but that woman would have to accept Lucas as he is in all of his disordered and disheveled glory. He has made the parameters of his search impossible to attain then he howls at the moon about how unfair life is and how the system is keeping him down.
It’s been said many times but Lucas’s lack of self awareness is the key to his entire existence. If he ever had that moment of clarity we all have in our darkest times where we clean the mirror and see who we are and how we need to change... if Lucas had this moment, he would break into a thousand pieces and no psychiatrist would ever be able to put him back together again.
This makes his poonaner search so hilarious. He will only accept his perfected image of a woman, but that woman would have to accept Lucas as he is in all of his disordered and disheveled glory. He has made the parameters of his search impossible to attain then he howls at the moon about how unfair life is and how the system is keeping him down.
It’s been said many times but Lucas’s lack of self awareness is the key to his entire existence. If he ever had that moment of clarity we all have in our darkest times where we clean the mirror and see who we are and how we need to change... if Lucas had this moment, he would break into a thousand pieces and no psychiatrist would ever be able to put him back together again.
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Exactly.
Thus, one of his favorite dismissive rejoinders:
"It's YOUR problem, not mine..."
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Lucas is firmly in the incel classic mindset of “you need to be physically perfect and submissive, but also why can’t you love me for my personality”. They give themselves extra points for all their lovely personality qualities, while completely disregarding the same in a potential mate and only ranking based on looks and a sort of submissively vague pleasant personality. As long as she’s “nice” that’s good enough, but she also better be utterly devoted, make him feel good about himself, always sexually available and above all, insanely hot.
What does the incel offer in return? Sometimes people say he’s funny. He’s a nice guy. You shouldn’t judge him based on his mediocre looks because that’s shallow…but he can judge any girl on her looks because Nature and Biology and Healthy Mate, can’t help it, male instinct.
The girl can’t judge him as a good provider based on female instinct, though, that’s golddigging and shallow. And anyway he only makes bare wages and his car is shite.
Femcels, especially obese ones, are the same way. Admire and worship my plentiful rolls and curves, but you’d better have abs and a chiseled jaw. Moaning that men are horrible for not wanting to date morbidly obese women, but then claiming it’s just “a preference” that they want a fit man, and you can’t call them hypocrites.
Lucas is no different than all the incels out there who demand perfection in a mate, while excusing themselves from being perfect. Love me for exactly who I am, flaws and all. But you’d better not have any flaws.
Luckily beggars cannot, in fact, be choosers, so being a 3/10 and demanding a 10/10 works about as well as trying to rob a bank by sending them a threatening letter and enclosing a stamped return envelope for them to put all the money in.