Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[moseph.jartelli]

What is 'Rolling Pockets'? I know Running pockets and getting rolled, so I assume its some combo of that that some bum said. But it doesn't make sense in the context of the video. He'd get rolled before he rolled anyone, anyways..

 

[mothman96]

What is 'Rolling Pockets'? I know Running pockets and getting rolled, so I assume its some combo of that that some bum said. But it doesn't make sense in the context of the video. He'd get rolled before he rolled anyone, anyways..

Roll pockets, I think he just means having a lot of cash in the pocket.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Roll pockets, I think he just means having a lot of cash in the pocket.

Yeah. Sounds logical. But even urban dictionary doesn't have an entry. I maintain it's a mangling of slang he doesn't understand. Or he is hanging with ultra hip gen zzzzs

 

[Da Dude123]

Imagine the scene....Lucas waddles into Bistango with his NES backpack and "Halloween" t-shirt. He sees a fecund bae and says "hey, baby zoom. My name is Lucas and I thought you were very pretty, M'Lady." The baby zoom replies. "What generation are you?" Lucas replies, "Sweetheart, I am Gen X. But I stand in solidarity with Gen Z. Gen Z, solidarity!" The baby zoom replies "Roll pockets! You better have money!"

Lucas replies "Reeee! You bigot!". He is then escorted out of Bistango and the baby zoom goes with a man with a credit card and car.

Some Lucas fan fiction. A little autistic, but how funny would this be IRL?

 

[mothman96]

Yeah. Sounds logical. But even urban dictionary doesn't have an entry. I maintain it's a mangling of slang he doesn't understand. Or he is hanging with ultra hip gen zzzzs

What came to mind when he said rolled pockets is his deluded mind thinks the men that go to Bistango carry wads of rolled up cash.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't think he has the ability or capacity to harm anyone.


I've said it before, he was living life on easy street. Cheap as fuck apartment, no other bills other than his phone, pretty much all of his tug boat was disposable. But he has to be the victim, he has to constantly get ass pats, regardless if it fucks him over or not. Just like Phil.

That's my life now on my tugboat and it's pretty sweet. All Lucas had to do was not bother anyone and he could live comfortably with ~$500-600 per month to spend on whatever.

I can watch this video everyday.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

That's my life now on my tugboat and it's pretty sweet. All Lucas had to do was not bother anyone and he could live comfortably with ~$500-600 per month to spend on whatever.

I can watch this video everyday.

This is the place he got kicked out of for bouncing the stairs, correct?

 

[mothman96]

This is the place he got kicked out of for bouncing the stairs, correct?

No, that was the apartment he had at Phoenix House. It is temporary transitional 6 mo. housing for the mentally ill run by Pioneer Human Services. At the end of 6 mo PHS moved him to a 1 room apt at Pioneer Pathway House. Feb 2020 he got kicked out of Pioneer Pathway House.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The fartbox was a really small closet to live in tbh. But, still Lucas wishes he was there, with his hair grease stain on his wall forever.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

The fact that he starts with 'chicks....like big black dicks' speaks for itself

At 2:35 "you're ableist against bipolar, and I have AIDS" hahahaha what the fuck? I don't think he actually does which makes it even funnier that he said this, it's not even in service to a rhyme or anything. I also like that he calls himself "lumpenproletariat" which he absolutely is. It means:

the lowest level of the proletariat comprising unskilled workers, vagrants, and criminals and characterized by a lack of class identification and solidarity.

Typically this is not something a communist would want to identify as. But probably in Lucas' mind it's just an even lower class than the proletariat, so that actually increases his value in his bizarre system where the poorer your boyfriend is the more of a real socialist you are.

 

[WonderWino]

"And I eat cow so part of my DNA is part cow." - Lucas Werner, PhD candidate.

By his own logic that makes him a cannibal

From the holy book of bernie sanders socialism: 'consume not the flesh of the bovine, for the flesh of the bovine is thine own flesh'

I was thinking Frontier Behavior Health placed him there so he would be monitored by staff to take his meds.

Could be. If thats the case they must be concerned enough that he may be a danger to himself or others to want to ensure he takes his meds, especially considering they didn't give a shit when he was in the fartbox and the fact that he is on a no rent list. As another poster pointed out, the meds he is on are the type of shit they give you if you spaz out in a serious manner and won't calm down while you're in the nuthouse. So his behavior while in there after his bus station insanity might have raised a few eyebrows

 

[mothman96]

I wonder where he is at. Can hear a woman talk and a lot of background noise.

ETA:
Another game:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I wonder if he's doubling down on the board game shit because he can't do the "Where the women at, nigga?" shit around these people?

 

[DerKryptid]

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I’m an atheist because if god existed he wouldn’t let you on the internet. Lol that’s good

If anything, Wern is proof that hell exists

 

[wenttobermuda]

I wonder if he's doubling down on the board game shit because he can't do the "Where the women at, nigga?" shit around these people?

He seems to double down on the board game shit when he's forced to be around other people. He apparently likes to be observed bent over a notebook, scribbling in it with a pencil. I doubt anyone shows much interest in the oaf feigning literacy, but if they do, it's an opening to discuss...games.

 

[Dead man lurking]

I am familiar with assisted living places like where the Telomere King lives. It is not at all uncommon for these types of places to charge different amounts of rent based on your S.S.I. or disability income. In fact, it seemed a very shady process. Almost all the residents paid almost the majority of their income and most had only between 50 to 80$ leftover. Granted everything from meds, food, utilities were covered by that amount.
For trouble residents who had payees, like the insane and addicts, it was done to discourage money being spent on drugs and alcohol. It also maximized the amount the facility could milk out of it's residents with anything left over typically going through and to a payee.
Those with payees like Lucas, would sometimes even be forced to stay and pay this amount by judges if deemed unable to handle their own finances. It was scary to me, once ordered incompetent by a judge these residents where literally trapped and could really only try to move to another assisted living type of facility.
I wonder if his current residence is out of his control without hiring a lawyer, which would require money he will now never have. My thoughts are that this new situation may be more permanent then we are aware of.
How is Lucas going to father daughters and move in his Gen. Z queen now? Good thing it wasn't and certainly now will never be "in the cards"!

 

[Wernology]

If anything, Wern is proof that hell exists

Along with correcting his grammar, spelling, science, and word use (i.e. things that, when someone points out his errors, makes him feel stupid), pointing out that Lucas being alone and having no women interested hin him for almost a decade now will absolutely trigger him into a mini-rage 8/10 times.

On one sock account on IG I once DMmed him telling me the fact that he's been single for 9 years with only catfish 'interested' in him reaffirmed my faith in a just and loving god.

He did not like that one bit.

As a side note, for an alleged atheist, he sure does tell people they'll burn in hell a lot.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I wonder where he is at. Can hear a woman talk and a lot of background noise.

"It follows logical steps"
Nothing is logical with you, Lucas.

"Its a conversation game"
Nobody wants to have a conversation with you, pedofreak.

ETA:
Another game:

So its like Settlers of Catan but autistic and with building weapons?

"Its a party game"
HOW? Literally how? How does socializing or drinking factor into this game, Lucas?

Also he's seemingly fixated on the concept of steel and oil today...

 

[mothman96]

I wonder if his current residence is out of his control without hiring a lawyer, which would require money he will now never have. My thoughts are that this new situation may be more permanent then we are aware of.
How is Lucas going to father daughters and move in his Gen. Z queen now? Good thing it wasn't and certainly now will never be "in the cards"!

I don't think he's at Mallon Place under court order. I still think Frontier Behavioral Health arranged to place him there, but it's up to Lucas to stay. That's if he doesn't do something that gets him kicked out.

 

[Dead man lurking]

Even if he isn't being forced into his current living situation by the courts, his own lack of alternatives is due to his own poor decisions and disordered thoughts. With a rapidly approaching court date and more then likely more court dates in the future, I suspect his stay will at some point become court ordered. If his behaviour continues it is simply a question of when, not if.