Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
Looks to me the Spokane Freak has been crying.

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He's lookin' rough.
Either he's been sleeping outside again or he's been spending most of his off camera time crying.

Enjoy!

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klickitat said:
He's lookin' rough.
Either he's been sleeping outside again or he's been spending most of his off camera time crying.

Enjoy!

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Lucas 'the crying man' Werner

Could be a combination of both. By his own admission he cries himself to sleep alot when he doesn't get what he wants. Not to mention he ate that entire pizza (and likely all the snacks as well) so thats a shit ton of sodium that would make him bloaty as fuck
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas 'the crying man' Werner

Could be a combination of both. By his own admission he cries himself to sleep alot when he doesn't get what he wants. Not to mention he ate that entire pizza (and likely all the snacks as well) so thats a shit ton of sodium that would make him bloaty as fuck
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Just the thought of him crying himself to sleep after gorging on gas station pizza is one hell of a serotonin producer.
 
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mothman96 said:
He made that video at the TEC-Bryant school so I'd say he's still at Mallon Place.
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He's ranting again about Gen Z puss puss while hanging around the local high school all day. Lovely. No wonder the homeless love Spokane, it's a mystery how Lucas isn't regularly getting his ass kicked.
 
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Every time Lucas goes on about seeing the dudebro rapper with seven girls flashing the credit cards driving cars I have to think the Werncel is a category of its own in a way.

I also have to wonder why he never tries to film dudebros to make his point. Like it would be weird enough if he filmed a car blaring hip hop and said you see there is the dudebro with multiple chicks but he has zero proof ever barely even an anecdote.

Edit: it’s all so out of reach to the Wern at this point I think he equates the fairly stable lives of normies with being Jeff Bezos and flying in a private jet or something. If Lucas sees you just wearing a band t-shirt and having lunch with your female co-workers he thinks you are a high roller, shot caller, baller or something lol.

Perfect music video for the Wern multiple chicks, cars and credit cards
 
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klickitat said:
Just imagine how awkwardly uncomfortable it is for the poor guy that got stuck with Lucas as a roommate.

Bet he's re-evaluating whether or not he'd prefer to be homeless at this point.
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I can't see his current situation lasting for very long. Lucas can't conform to behavior that people will tolerate for very long, his history with previous roommates shows that, and nobody is going to let him live like he does when hes on his own or in his fartbox with them as his roommate. Sooner or later one of them is going to piss the other off and there is going to be a scene. Lucas will inevitably either leave angry as fuck or be kicked out one way or another. Lucas is far too set in his ways and entirely incapable of taking even the smallest criticism, even when its in his best interest to do so and when his situation depends on it. The fact he already makes a point of staying away from the room as much as possible and was bitching about the tv and roommate the first day means the guy is already getting on lucas's nerves (and probably even moreso lucas was getting on his right from the start) I wouldn't be surprised if he were told by his roommate to stay away as much as possible

With winter coming up, lucas knows on some level he isn't prepared for it and doesn't want to spend it on the streets freezing, and even he knows that getting himself committed every few days isn't a viable option, eventually they'd catch on he was just faking and using it for housing and they might even get the cops to tell him to stop at that point, so he is probably keeping the crazy balled up inside him as much as possible right now in the interests of not being on the streets in the coming months. and we all know how that'll end

The best part is that this is as last chance for lucas as it gets. There isn't any other kind of place that can take him in after this, and I suspect the wrangler had to pull some strings just to get him one shot at this place. He's more than likely on his own after this, and the streets aren't a nice place to be for a sick, insane, middle aged man in his situation. If he has any brains at all he'll do whatever he can to stay there, no matter how much it pisses him off
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Edit: it’s all so out of reach to the Wern at this point I think he equates the fairly stable lives of normies with being Jeff Bezos and flying in a private jet or something. If Lucas sees you just wearing a band t-shirt and having lunch with your female co-workers he thinks you are a high roller, shot caller, baller or something lol.
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To Lucas, having a somewhat satisfactory social life is indistinguishable from magic.

And what in the name of goddamn fuck is going on with this fucking website? It's been running like absolute dogshit for days.
 
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He's back to listing the qualities that his woman will have to have, obviously she has to be perfect, have "perfect organs", no mental problems, an hourglass figure, and be perfect in every physical way, because that's all that Lucas will take, his standards are that high. He says all of this while filming his hand eating Cheetos on his adult Day Care bed.

IMPORTANT: the age of Lucas's desired woman has changed again; it's back to 18 to 21. I guess all those 22 23 and 24 year olds don't have good enough organs. We've joked about it before, but it seems to be true, as Lucas gets older, the woman he wants gets younger.

It should come as no surprise to all of us that this video is full of incredibly vulgar misogynistic terms; Lucas clearly hates women, even when he's thinking about the woman that he wants to have, he can't help but call her a bitch, insult her intelligence, and say that the level of her intelligence doesn't matter "for her age".


In this second video, Lucas plays no true Scotsman with christianity, once again stating why Christians aren't Christian because they won't sleep with him. It's amazing that even in his own screwed up head, he thinks that his position as a self-described atheist is fit to judge other people's religious devotion.


Another nasty little song. If Lucas isn't a simp, the word has no meaning. Also, in this video you can see how Lucas manages to even have obese earlobes.

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Also, the jawline that Telomerase built:

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

He's back to listing the qualities that his woman will have to have, obviously she has to be perfect, have "perfect organs", no mental problems, an hourglass figure, and be perfect in every physical way, because that's all that Lucas will take, his standards are that high. He says all of this while filming his hand eating Cheetos on his adult Day Care bed.

It should come as no surprise to all of us that this video is full of incredibly vulgar misogynistic terms; Lucas clearly hates women, even when he's thinking about the woman that he wants to have, he can't help but call her a bitch, insult her intelligence, and say that the level of her intelligence doesn't matter "for her age".
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'Good organs.....from that you can infer that her eggs are the most healthy....perky tits so she can feed the baby'

YIKES
 
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