Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So in regards to his game, age of steel, you just roll the dice, and then whatever materials you get, you make up some sort of a weapon combining them, and it's your stupid imagination, versus the imagination of the bipolar sitting on the other side of the picnic table from you?

Am I getting this right? Is there any sort of limit, or any sort of realm of caveat, for what you can make? Because if I understand this correctly, and there ISN'T any such limit, it sounds like a game that's just essentially a question of one-upsmanship; two speds trying to top each other with their crazy ideas.

How fun.

 

[another idiot]

I see he’s found another wall to stain with the grease from his foul mop

It will be a weird coincidence how that place just happened to have a grease stain on the wall next to the bed when he moved in, just like in the previous one.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Remember, women rejected him when he had his own apartment too.

Remember that one time he was in bed and heard zoomer baes outside scream "we want babies"? Yeah.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

More Covid Mask wearing obvious virtue signaling videos. You'd think Lucas would move on from this after a decade of it not working on girls half his age.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

More shit about how guys with multiple girlfriends, and the women who give in to these guys, are the cause of all the ills of society.

 

[mothman96]

More Covid Mask wearing obvious virtue signaling videos. You'd think Lucas would move on from this after a decade of it not working on girls half his age.

He spent time downtown yesterday night watching the young people having a good time at the bars. He's not included so of course he's "virtue signaling" it's all a covid slutfest.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

It never ceases to amaze me how he tries to put on the facade that he's extremely progressive and intolerant of women being treated differently or abusively, but then regularly demonstrates his very firm belief that any woman who's not kept locked inside her home like a prisoner will be out in the streets whoring around. Maybe he would also prefer they cover every inch of exposed skin with a burka and hijab to protect men from the evil of temptation and be punished for being outside without a male relative chaperoning them.

I know pointing that out isn't saying anything that hasn't already been said here multiple times but it just baffles me that anyone could climb on a soapbox and preach about hypocrisy one day and then share hot takes that blatantly contradict the morals they tie to their very identity in the next. You can lie to yourself that you're better than misogynists and racists and bigots until you're blue in the face Lucas but at the end of the day you're in the same category as Islamic extremists and "Git back in the kitchen woman!" red necks.

 

[Wernology]

I apologize in advance for what's likely to be Lucas' next mini-fixation: Trying to prove people want to hang out with him.

Unrelated but I hate having to mangle swears to get by youtube's censoring.

 

[mothman96]

I apologize in advance for what's likely to be Lucas' next mini-fixation: Trying to prove people want to hang out with him.

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Unrelated but I hate having to mangle swears to get by youtube's censoring.

Lucas has been assigned to group D. I'd say when he goes to the dining area at the scheduled time and sits down for a meal with the rest of group D, that's "hang out with people all the time".

 

[Wernology]

Lucas has been assigned to group D. I'd say when he goes to the dining area at the scheduled time and sits down for a meal with the rest of group D, that's "hang out with people all the time".

It's hardly surprising that the only way people will hang out with Lucas is when they're forced to do so if they want to get fed.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"Sluts, hoes and dudebros" - great movie title.

He really is going all "the wages of sin is death" on the hotty slut zoomer baes.

Does he know what a "bug party" is? He would totally lose his shit then.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Retaining water is possibly the only thing Lucas is good and proficient at.

I hate to be the one who brings up cow piss, but given Lucas's previous-yet-consistent signs of dehydration that is an optimistic claim.

Lucas's description of his game as "minimal luck" is objectively untrue when you consider the gameplay mechanics.

Whether or not you get the right materials for your machine component depends entirely on luck of the dice. The ability of players to arbitrarily choose whatever they want to be their machine (and presumably components) is retarded, but presents the only opportunity for strategy in the gameplay.
The game is ultimately a brain-teaser about thinking of a common system that has components made from the simplest materials possible (items on the list) and require the least refinement. One thoughtfully-chosen item could be a basketball court (hemp for the net, ore and oil for the hoop, wood for the backboard, rubber for the ball, tar and sand for the asphalt, and wood for the scoreboard).
How appropriate that Lucas's feral brain produced what is essentially a contest of caveman engineering (that he would surely lose).

It's not like this battle of the minds would be very enjoyable to play, though. With a one-in six chance at best of getting the right resource per roll, and there being six components per machine, and with each person's roll taking 30 seconds, each round of machine-building would take at minimum 36 minutes to complete. Six rounds of that lunacy to complete a whole game would take 3.5-4 hours if it was played very quickly, and probably much longer if attempted casually. A match of "Age of Steel" (nonsense name) would just be two autists rolling dice at each other for an excruciating 4+ hours, while periodically entertaining the same thought experiment every ~45 minutes. Smart, pretty, interesting girls would definitely never sit down for a match of this.

Lucas "Pedophile" Werner's board games have been progressively deteriorating in terms of complexity and coherence (previously not thought possible). This one isn't even a board game anymore, because it could be played with nothing but dice, a pen, and some scratch paper.
His schizomind is assigning attributes to these games that don't even apply, such as the buzzword "minimal luck". You're right, Lucas; people would be experiencing "minimal luck" if they ever ended up playing this!

ETA: Spelling

So in regards to his game, age of steel, you just roll the dice, and then whatever materials you get, you make up some sort of a weapon combining them, and it's your stupid imagination, versus the imagination of the bipolar sitting on the other side of the picnic table from you?

Am I getting this right? Is there any sort of limit, or any sort of realm of caveat, for what you can make? Because if I understand this correctly, and there ISN'T any such limit, it sounds like a game that's just essentially a question of one-upsmanship; two speds trying to top each other with their crazy ideas.

How fun.

This is why I am an outspoken fan of Boredgame Lucas; seeing the simultaneously mundane yet overly complex concepts and designs that Lucas comes up with - and how he thinks said ideas are genius - is humorous and entertaining to me.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I've noticed he's developed an obsession with the "Lime scooters", and incorporated them into his broader mythology.

we are going to get videos of the grease stains on the wall if he makes it in Mallon much longer.

I’m still trying to catch up here and it’s not easy with the reply button being jacked but I do not think Lucas was drunk. That’s just unmedicated Lucas. Go back and watch his videos from his college teen liquor fart box experiment and you’ll notice he does a lot more drunken pauses.

also, while narcissism is the new trendy diagnosis for explaining selfies and Instagram models, etc., Lucas is a textbook narcissist. He is not in any way sophisticated enough to fake his symptoms. He actually does a terrible job of hiding or denying them as he, like most narcissists, has no true sense of sense a d struggles to keep his bullshit straight. My favorite evidence of this is the interview with outlook owl when he acted like he visits his parents in AZ bc it’s so cheap but then when called out on the last time being 2003, he says, “well yeah because it’s too expensive to visit them and i prefer to have them fly up.” He completely contradicts himself with zero awareness because his dialogue has nothing to do with reality. It’s all about the facade he is trying to effect. So he doesn’t really notice the contradiction.

add on his inability to admit mistakes and complete tendency to project and it’s hard to argue against narcissism. Lucas doesn’t even consistently virtue signal nor does he seem very concerned with what is socially appropriate. If he were just virtue signaling, he would probably be able to go a day without saying retard or nigga and might even be able to better present as a feminist. His narcissism keeps him from recognizing his own misogynistic view of and language about women. As someone noted, “even when I explained to him that” blah blah blah…. Yeah, no one can explain anything to Lucas. He cannot be taught. If it doesn’t fit his beliefs or support his ego, it’s bullshit. Every new gimmick is just more biased research he does to maintain his perception. Like that heritability of Bipolar would be “very low” at 10% and that somehow tonsillitis (curable and not likely to lead to adult daycare life sentence) is somehow comparable.
1 in 10 is terrifying. If I had a 1/10 chance of having a kid with bipolar I would probably not have kids.

finally, he truly believes that there are some women who would want him but are just going about reaching out to him wrong. This is hilarious to me. It’s his whole “mixed signals” sob video and so much more. He really believes that women do secretly desire him but are playing games and it pushes him away. Rather than recognize that women are repulsed, he has conceptualizer rejection as part of Gen z courting. Or that the women are evil: Christian conservative republican racist nazis.

those are the only two options in his mind.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Now he's denying that he wants somebody to give him a girlfriend. He just wants somebody to take him somewhere and introduce him to some chicks. So same thing.

"How do you expect me to be friends with gen z when they are lying to me about the women?"

Nobody gives a fuck if you're "friends with gen z" or not. Absolutely nobody is forcing you to be friends with 20 year olds.

 

[Wernology]

Now he's denying that he wants somebody to give him a girlfriend. He just wants somebody to take him somewhere and introduce him to some chicks. So same thing.

"How do you expect me to be friends with gen z when they are lying to me about the women?"

Nobody gives a fuck if you're "friends with gen z" or not. Absolutely nobody is forcing you to be friends with 20 year olds.

I feel kinda like going through his past videos this afternoon and taking out snippets of him demanding people give him a girlfriend and saying he's entitled to one...

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas will say he's bipolar whenever he wants victim points, but does he even know what the fuck it means?

I don't think I've ever heard him actually describe symptoms of bipolar disorder. He never seems to think that his behavior is a symptom of himself, but a logical response to the cruel world around him.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas will say he's bipolar whenever he wants victim points, but does he even know what the fuck it means?

I don't think I've ever heard him actually describe symptoms of bipolar disorder. He never seems to think that his behavior is a symptom of himself, but a logical response to the cruel world around him.

For a long time he thought psychopathy was a symptom of bipolar. It’s safe to say he doesn’t actually know/understand any of the symptoms of his various issues.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

For a long time he thought psychopathy was a symptom of bipolar. It’s safe to say he doesn’t actually know/understand any of the symptoms of his various issues.

I think he doesn't believe he has mental problems at all. He'll just go along with the bipolar thing because victim points, and they give him free money for it.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Yeah, no one can explain anything to Lucas. He cannot be taught. If it doesn’t fit his beliefs or support his ego, it’s bullshit.

Well said. This quoted part sticks out particularly because it perfectly encapsulates why therapy will never work with Lucas. He cannot be reformed or fixed. He would never listen to a therapist and follow through with what is required to fix himself because Lucas is convinced he is in the right. Everyone else is a bigot or doesn’t understand him.

To break through that fundamental defense would be like death to him; worse than death really. His entire existence is predicated on the premise that he is right and the world is wrong. Its the strongest, base delusion from which all of his other problems stem.

 

[Wernology]

This is already fun to put together, and I figured I'd be nice and give Lucas a heads up.