Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

You know he’ll just add skittles to his drinks to make rainbow vodka too

Or add it to beer to make Skittle Brau.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Or add it to beer to make Skittle Brau.

There’s got to be a King of the Hill clip about Mallon Place

edit;

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Enjoy one of my favorite clips from the last Golden USB podcast while I put together the scraps Lucas gave us today,

If you ever wanted a brief moment where Lucas was self aware, I present you a clip of him saying, "Nobody loves me."

If you want it in full context, it's at about 35 minutes in to the final podcast episode.
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Edit: Now picture him saying that while sitting outside with a cheap, nasty beard and he's like a shitty mirror universe version of Bill Dauterive.

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Also, today's video.

What's in his right hand in the shot with the beer?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The Freak wants a million dollars a year for being a leech on society bumcel.

ETA:
Skeletor ran into the Freak:
There is a beer next to him so he has been drinking.

ETA2:
He said he got the shoes for free at the place he lives. So is Mallon Place where he got the shirts too.

Wonder what happened to those Nikes? Traded for a 6 pack and a pair of FUBUs

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Am I remembering wrong, or is this an update to Fatty's "About Me" YouTube page?



Why address it to the fathers of the Gen Z women? Is he channeling Russell Greer? Sir?

Cute.

 

[WonderWino]

He was at the My Place hotel where the city was sending the covid homeless people. It has not been verified he actually had covid. It happened at the same time the city gave out vouchers for homeless to stay at motels due to the cold. Since the city already had the whole 3rd floor of the My Place hotel reserved I wonder if some non covid homeless were sent there, Lucas being 1 of them.

Its been verified that he did have covid, he admitted it in one of the videos he posted in the last couple days, while also pointing out he's got 2 vax shots

Alas. By my casual count, this is the third time Lucas has crept away from Mallon to drink. And then posted an afternoon's worth of visibly intoxicated content.

Give it a few more weeks and we might get lucas drunkenly pissing off some other resident and going full liquor smurf when the staff try to to intervene:

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Love the diabetic sores on his ankle there.

Relative of mine who died from complications related to being really fucking fat and giving fuck all effort toward losing weight and eating better had ankles that looked like that.

Great sign of piss poor circulation.

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And his feet still point like a pair of lazy eyes.

 

[mothman96]

Its been verified that he did have covid, he admitted it in one of the videos he posted in the last couple days, while also pointing out he's got 2 vax shots

Do you remember which video it was where he admitted he did have covid.

 

[Wernology]

What's in his right hand in the shot with the beer?

Looks like a sharpie.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Looks like a sharpie.

Is he making more attraction signs? We need the Spokane Kiwis to scope it out.

 

[mothman96]

What's in his right hand in the shot with the beer?

Looks like a sharpie.

I thought it was a sharpie but at a closer look the shape does not look right. Could be a weed pen.

ETA:
It would be easy for him to have the weed pen at Mallon Place. Could also explain the slow/slurred speech.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I thought it was a sharpie but at a closer look the shape does not look right. Could be a weed pen.

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ETA:
It would be easy for him to have the weed pen at Mallon Place. Could also explain the slow/slurred speech.

Yeah, it's either the bottom of a thin sharpie like @klickitat said, or i dunno...

 

[mothman96]

Yeah, it's either the bottom of a thin sharpie like @klickitat said, or i dunno...

The black end is to long to be the bottom of a sharpie plus it's tapered like the mouth piece of a weed pen.

 

[Wernology]

Yeah, it's either the bottom of a thin sharpie like @klickitat said, or i dunno...

If he's not sucking down Miller Lites like soda a weed pen would explain his slurred speech.

 

[Da Dude123]

Why, Gen Z? Why are you so promiscuous during COVID 19? Huh? Ya bigots!

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Why, Gen Z? Why are you so promiscuous during COVID 19? Huh? Ya bigots!

My god Lucas you have run this bit into the ground. How about coming up with some new material for us to laugh at you?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Excerpt from the latest tard gospel:
"If you're going to "eww" I'm going to "eww" at you dating black people, see how silly it sounds bigots?" In reference to his age gap bullshit I guess.

He was chimping about "Oh you'll date a black dude but etc. etc." A little while ago too. Seems like he's a little upset about interracial relationships lately.
Gen Z honeys take note: Lucas Werner, the man of the people, the arbiter of equality, does NOT want you to date a black person as context clues have indicated multiple times now.

 

[Twrx]

Why, Gen Z? Why are you so promiscuous during COVID 19? Huh? Ya bigots!

Is it just me, but is he running out of breath just from talking?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Why address it to the fathers of the Gen Z women? Is he channeling Russell Greer? Sir?

He knows no gen z woman are watching his shit

just us

 

[Wernology]

Ain't no way he's under 330lb with a neck wattle like that.