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Not seeing the big picture here. The bigger his neck fat, the more it asserts his alpha male status to those degenerate male Christians and their gen z babes.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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Lucas: "I mediate disputes"
What really happens:
>two dudes arguing
>Lucas waddles over to the side and starts rambling about telomeres, socialism and teenage pussy
>"Wow, what a fat faggot! Glad I'm not him!"
>"Yeah, me too! Hey, lets put aside our differences and chase off this stinky pedofreak!"
>"Good idea! This ugly bumcel is already making me forget what we were fighting about!"
>the two then team up to mock and chase The Wern back under the bridge from whence he came
Lucas seems convinced that COVID is an STD which affects healthy young people
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He's not even good at or attempting to mediate the disputes, he just spouts some bullshit.
ETA omg it is HILARIOUS that she is watching Klickitat's videos, not the originals
ETA omg it is HILARIOUS that she is watching Klickitat's videos, not the originals
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face gunt.
glad to see Lucas is under watch and medicated, the female baby zoomer population can sleep easy....for now.....
Eh he could be high 200s, but WOW that is gross lmao his neckbeard double chin is literally dangling out from his mask. R e v o l t i n g.
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The last short stream Lucas did, you can see how fat his body is. No way in hell he's under 300 now.
Also, Lucas needs to stop with the stupid Covid videos. They're played out and obviously you don't mean any of this bullshit.
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He is fairly tall so it's hard to tell. However, whether he's high 200's or into the 300's the fact remains that he's a colossal fat ass. None of it is muscle. It's all wobbly squishy jiggly fat. He thinks a perfectly fit young woman should want him though. Because in shape attractive young women will totally be attracted to and go for greasy smelly amorphous blobs and not in shape attractive men.
I would LOVE if we could get him to prove his weight by filming himself stepping on a scale. I know he'll never do that, but it would be great if he did.
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Him and Phil are who I'd love to see on a scale. I'm surprised Lucas hasn't gone the haes route.
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You mean in becoming a Maoist black block Antifa twitter warrior who the other comrades at the rally try to hide somewhere in the back out of fear of embarrassment for their super soldier
edit: Im just imagining Lucas joining antifa and then ending up on some newsmax segment where they feature a clip of the Wern saying if you don't give us free food we are going to burn McDonalds to the ground
ETA: He's posting memes and "research" to his community page it looks like. I don't know why he's keen to share his scientifically accurate takes with @Dragnuact Sylvas
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So Dragnauct Sylvas, who participated in the 2 geek room interviews that Lucas did over Christmas, is inviting him to do something, not too sanguine about that myself.
Today Dragnauct made a video where he replayed the geek room conversation with his current commentary over it, and I don't know about the rest of you but I cannot handle listening to that. I'm at this point with Lucas where I hate to have to see everything re-explained to someone who's new to The Wern, I hate to have to hear questions that I already know the answers to about 50 times, it annoys the hell out of me for people to presume that Lucas is a normal person, and particularly the two women involved with the interview just rubbed me the wrong way entirely.
I'm sure everyone meant well, and Drag seems like a decent guy, but I'm not too optimistic about anything positive coming from this.
The vid from today:
Drag Reviews | @Lucas Werner 's Telomerase Research Review | PT2 of Our Convo
I'm reviewing people's shit*** Relevant Links Below ***Foodz - https://treatstream.com/y/treat/dragnauct-sylvasPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/gasoleendream...
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Did this tasteless motherfucker really douse pepperoni, olives, shredded cheese, and raw green beans with "spicy" mayo and hot sauce then wrap it in a tortilla?
Is he pregnant or do his taste buds just not work?
As for other people doing interviews, as long as Lucas doesn't get paid in anything useful, I don't mind them.
The more people who don't know about Lucas that find out about him and what a complete shitstain of a person he is, the better; I always figured interviews/videos like that, that go over Wernology 101 aren't really aimed at people who have been following the trainwreck of Lucas for years or even months but to 'introduce' new people to him. Basically, we're not the target audience.
The last time Drag tried to interview Lucas on his own channel, Lucas got wind of it from the forums here and backed out, thinking Drag was working with KF somehow which was just a fun little peek into Lucas' paranoia.
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Just noticed, his community page posts can be thumbed down like his videos.
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If Mallon Place has a toaster oven, they better not let the Freak use it.
Well, he's not broke to be buying beer, weed pen, and the "dinner" fixings.
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Lucas's big new "buddy" across the table. And yes, Lucas made one of these vomitous tortillas for everyone. It's like he's determined to top himself with the most disgusting, tastebud-confusing, texture-revolting mixture of food...
Wonder if his buddy there is the one whose voice we've heard. The one who said "Lucas, Lucas" and "socks".
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I got to hand it to Lucas I kind of want to see what Civ New Dawn actually looks like when he opens the box. It’s better he plays real games before he starts making his nonsensical resource harvesting dice games. Do you think he will give it a go or just show he bought the box to pose as a board game buff?
edit: I don’t know if I’d laugh or cry if Lucas bought a starter set of warhammer minis and started painting and playing with them to pick up the gen z baes. I have no doubt GW would send him a cease and desist when he started his telomere space marine chapter.
edit: I don’t know if I’d laugh or cry if Lucas bought a starter set of warhammer minis and started painting and playing with them to pick up the gen z baes. I have no doubt GW would send him a cease and desist when he started his telomere space marine chapter.
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Svetlana Helsinki
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Yeah, there isn’t a chance in hell of either of those things happening, but especially Lucas going for HAES. He’s in peak physical performance. He lost like 200 pounds to find his “mate” and certainly doesn’t get winded walking across a parking lot, and he expects Mrs. Telomeres to be in top shape as well. Also, her breasts are going to need to be huge and full of milk all the time. Pregnant or not, breastfeeding or not. Just because. No mommy issues there.
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Lucas LOVES to just put shit on top of shit. Doesn't matter if they don't go together. He puts this shit on that shit and that makes him a good cook.
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Giving the Wern money for a “free gift”? How can anyone refuse…?