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- Jan 26, 2018
Imagine your brain spitting out thousands of thoughts a minute and trying to put the resulting mess online. That describes 40-year-old Lucy Elberg, a manic bipolar Jewish woman from New York who has more social media accounts than probably any other cow on this site. When not getting banned for threatening the FBI or stalking attractive male celebrities, she's posting her failed attempts at litigation and complaining about her stays in inpatient psychiatric care.
Elberg doesn't appear to have always been off her rocker; she often speaks of the 2000's fondly, posting pictures of herself living a normal life with friends. Her mental health appears to have nosedived in the 2010's, with her manic episodes bordering on psychosis by 2020. Instead of going to the gym and watching baseball like she used to, now she wanders around Brooklyn making disturbing TikToks soullessly smiling into the camera while wearing transparent bras.
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Lucy's Mental Health
As far as professional diagnoses go, Elberg has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, ADHD, and dyslexia. She is currently prescribed clonazepam, which she does not appear to be taking.
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Some days she's a bit clearer than others. On those days, she uploads TikToks of herself lip-syncing (poorly) to top 40 music. Other days, she writes gibberish tweets, then copy-pastes them at various large accounts and public figures. She especially likes to target the FBI with her rants, which often veer into threats of homicidal violence.
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At one point, she said she was engaged to the Secret Service:
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She often gets banned from social media for threatening the FBI, and has been known to send them nonsensical emails:
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"Start doing your job or start dying."
Elberg has put on a lot of weight in the past few years, and somehow her weight gain became a component of the plots against her concocted by her manic mind:
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And she always asks the important questions.
Lucy's Husbandos
Elberg routinely stalks Chris Evans, Jesse Metcalfe, and Jesse Lee Soffer, three attractive actors around her age. Of course, none of the objects of her affection ever notice her, but that doesn't stop her from making videos about them, then flipping out when they don't respond to her professions of her undying love.
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Actor Jesse Lee Soffer from some NBC show is her biggest crush, and has been for years. She frequently tags him in her nonsense. He has never responded to her.
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Lucy's Sexuality
Elberg appears to be hypersexual, often posting about how horny she is or her sexual fantasies involving male celebrities. She also wears clothes that are way too tight and/or transparent for her portly 40-year-old body.
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Lucy's Family
Elberg has turned against her family, accusing her relatives and others in the Jewish community of stalking her and committing various forms of abuse against her. She sometimes tries (and fails) to take them to family court and get restraining orders against them.
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This attempt to file a claim of harassment was declined. Elberg was told to re-file once she had proof.
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Lucy on Religion and Race
Elberg is of Jewish ancestry and speaks Hebrew. However, her sentiments toward her fellow Jews are nothing short of hostile. She routinely accuses the Orthodox community in the area she lives of being racist, among other things.
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She tagged the FBI in this one:
She also once claimed to be engaged to Mark Zuckerberg:
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In addition to her animosity toward the Chinese, Elberg really doesn't like black people, and even tried to use a hard r.
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Accounts
This is only scratching the surface of the number of accounts she has. There are between dozens and hundreds on each major platform.
TikTok
YouTube
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