Skitzocow Lynn Ann - Columbine Fangirl

[Butta Face Lopez]

Don't talk of the Thirteen(th)

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[SpacePanther]

Kinda looks like (from her facebook) she could be physically confined, since she never seems to move from that position of lying on the bed.

I...hate everything about her.. she rustles my Jimmies like a hurricane.

From what I've seen of her Facebook, she goes to the gym all the time. Doubt it with that mug.

 

[moorhen]

She looks like Jeff the Killer, Jesus Christ.
There's at least four bodies in her freezer

 

[Roast Chicken]

Someone's been investigating and managed to get an interview out of her:

He's a bit stuttery, probably because her writing is barely coherent but what he learned is:

* She was bullied in school and thus looks up to Eric because she feels she can relate to him also because "he's so hot"

* She comes from a broken home

* She's going to college and even talks to a therapist on campus

* A psychologist suggested she may have bipolar disorder

* A social worker apparently threatened to have her institionalized

* Thinks killing your bullies and everyone caught inbetween is perfectly justifiable

The comments under the second video are interesting, one of Lyn's white knights came to defend her and got into a fight with a guy who reckons it's all ruse for media attention. Said guy even found her LinkdIn profile (You need to have an account to view the whole thing)

Edit: And here's her Pinterest page. She likes Christian fiction, apparently.

Edit again!

How the hell did this go from killer-worshipping psycho fangirl to dodgey Christian author? I'm so confused right now.

And according to her White Pages, she's not even 30 - she's in her 50s.

 

[Meatman]

Here's more ramblings from Lynn.
"the 13 are the freaks not the adorable Eric and not Dylan. One victim had to have nine face surgeries, one was mentally challenged, one had one friend in his whole life which had a different lunch period, one claimed to be heavily into god but smoked, cussed and bullied. One was in a cult and planned to kill her parents , one was five feet tall at 18 with a heart condition and still was a jock and still bullied may I go on? LOL"

Apparently being:
Mentally Challenged
Having surgeries
Having a heart condition
Having a friend with a different lunch period
Being 5 foot anything
Means that your death is justified, you're a horrible person and a freak.

????????

 

[Fenris]

I'm not sold that this Lynnann Muse and "our" Lynn Ann are the same person? Muse seems far more... uh... coherent.

Furthermore, in her youtube profile she's got a link to "One of my acting residuals for Unsolved Mysteries"

Plugged into Google, "Unsolved Mysteries Lynn Ann" ended up finding one Lynn Ann who's been credited in an episode of Unsolved Mysteries: Lynn Ann Guisti.

Searching that name turned up a bunch of sketchy looking Chinese sites that I didn't bother investigating, but did present this uh... online card? Signed by, you guessed it, Lynn Ann Guisti in '09. She wrote some of that weird sappy "you're the cutest I love you forever and ever and ever" shit on it.

I don't think our girl could string words together to write a novel. Unless she's leading some extreme double life.
... they do look remarkably similar though.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Radaris brought up some interesting results: possible addresses and phone numbers. Most of the former look like mail-drops.

 

[Rin]

One victim had to have nine face surgeries,

Because she's one to complain about people having facial surgery.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

*walks in*

*sees her face*

... But in all seriousness I'm trying to figure out what's more fucked up between her pillow and her face.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

one had one friend in his whole life which had a different lunch period

Anyone else laugh at this? Like of all the great sins one is having friends in a different lunch period.

 

[Wildchild]

She may be bipolar, but it's also possible she's schizophrenic.

She has delusions of persecution, now I'm unsure if she's exagerating for attention or actually believes that people are persecuting her, and also delusions are common during the manic phase of bipolar.

Lack of social awareness, she doesn't see anything wrong with her behavior.

It seems like her thoughts are jumbled and not all that coherrant.

I think she's a loose cannon, especially as her profile gains more popularity from being posted on sites like Reddit, people who disagree with her bizarre beliefs will be perceived as bullies, and it's going to come out in her public life and there's a good chance she'll lose her job. With her delusions of persecution she may actually do something to be like Eric Harris in order to follow in her footsteps.

I may be exagerating, but I think there's a chance she may snap and become one of the rare cases of female mass-murderers.

 

[r00]

EDIT: She's 30, apparently. That's even worse

There is no fucking way in hell that she is actually 30. The botulism swimming around underneath her face is probably closer to 30 than she is.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Anyone else laugh at this? Like of all the great sins one is having friends in a different lunch period.

But at that point we need to examine whether life is really even worth living

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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[lil retard]

God damn, if she's 30, she's about the same age as me, but she looks old enough to be my mother!

There's no way she's 30.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

This woman is many, many shades of fucked up.

Also, she doesn't look 30. She looks like she's had many rounds of plastic surgery.

 

[Kataomoi00]

I don't want to believe that this is real... I really, really don't want to believe that this is real...

Regarding someone mentioning that she may snap and go on a similar rampage as the shooters: Personally, I highly doubt that. From what I remember from the shootings, and please correct me if I'm wrong, friends bought Dylan and Eric the guns. I honestly doubt that this lady has anyone who is willing to buy a gun for her without being a little suspicious. I'd also doubt that any gun owner would willingly sell a gun to a lady wearing an Eric Harris necklace without being the least bit suspicious about what that gun would be used for.

Basically, this lady's crazy, extremely crazy, but thankfully I don't think she'd be able to pull off a massive shooting in the future.

I still wish this was some elaborate, sick joke though...

 

[Wildchild]

Regarding someone mentioning that she may snap and go on a similar rampage as the shooters: Personally, I highly doubt that. From what I remember from the shootings, and please correct me if I'm wrong, friends bought Dylan and Eric the guns. I honestly doubt that this lady has anyone who is willing to buy a gun for her without being a little suspicious. I'd also doubt that any gun owner would willingly sell a gun to a lady wearing an Eric Harris necklace without being the least bit suspicious about what that gun would be used for.

Basically, this lady's crazy, extremely crazy, but thankfully I don't think she'd be able to pull off a massive shooting in the future.

I still wish this was some elaborate, sick joke though...

She posted on her Facebook that most people at her work think the person on her necklace is her favorite actor, so there's a possibility of someone not recognizing Eric Harris and selling her a gun.

 

[Le Bateleur]

We went 36 whole posts before somebody posted about her sexual attractiveness and even then it was Sneasel, whose other erotic proclivity is Chandlercest.

This place has become a hive of Social Justice and fourth-wave feminism.

For shame.

 

[CatParty]

We went 36 whole posts before somebody posted about her sexual attractiveness and even then it was Sneasel, whose other erotic proclivity is Chandlercest.

This place has become a hive of Social Justice and fourth-wave feminism.

For shame.

maybe we do need the thirsty rating?