😵‍💫 Skitzocow Lynn Ann - Columbine Fangirl

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

We can diagnose her with e-psychiatry till the cows come home but lets just all agree on her being batshit insane.

She takes the whole creepy catlady like phenomena to a whole new level.

Heck, I think even Gail Schuler would think she's nuttier than squirrel droppings.

 

[Roosechu]

The videos are too unfunny and creepy for it to be a ruse.

 

[meatslab]

Does she even know how to use lipstick?

She put it on right. Her lips are just all kinds of fucked up.

OK, let's be reasonably and scientific about this, this is supposed to be a forum for observation and scholarly discussion after all.

In all her videos she remains remarkably still, with only her left hand moving. It can't be because of a really crappy camera because when she dangles her commemorative mass murdered love necklace, the movement renders just fine. Could there be something wrong with her physically (besides the whole... face... thing...)? Though in the selfies she is standing and holding the camera with both hands...

I highly doubt there's anything physically wrong with her. She obviously makes an effort to look her best (well, how she thinks is best) so she's probably getting what is her best angles and posing for the camera. That and combined with botox (which stops your nerve cells from sending out signals to contract your muscles) makes for a really stiff appearance. I'm sure if her face wasn't as horrifying as it is we wouldn't notice how frigid she is in her videos.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

The videos are too unfunny and creepy for it to be a ruse.

A tad off topic here but people often say that about fresh new lolcows these days. Almost as if to be sure "not to fall for it". But honestly the fakers are dead easy to spot.

 

[Down_The_Rabbit_Hole]

She looks like a burn victim tbh, and that kind of thing can cause nerve damage right?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks like this.

Also, what's up with her thinking anyone who insults her looks immediately has a boner for the victims? She really just looks bad, and no one is really looking too hard into the victims' lives.

I was on some other forum where these teenage girls were bitching about sitting in some assembly where the father of one of the victims was doing some speaking tour. They literally were saying "Like, fuck, her dad was, like, telling us to, like, be nice to each other. What an asshole. Don't bring that shit to my school." They were saying she probably would've done drugs. I showed the page to this guy I talk to on occasion, and he said those girls were probably right and the murdered girl would've just been a housewife. As if that's the worst thing in the world...

 

[glutenfreebooty]

She claims to have been a fashion model before, too. As in, someone looked at her and thought "This is the face I want representing my products."

Online medical suppliers sometimes hire models for safety helmets or CPAP machine masks... She fits that demographic.

 

[ForeverGreasy]

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

Hi Lynn

 

[Meatman]

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

How about that botox, huh?

 

[Rin]

Hi Lynn

How about that botox, huh?

That seems massively unlikely, given the actual content of the post you're quoting in comparison to Lynn's usual posting style.

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

I can tell you're new here. There's a whole thread on serial killer fangirls; the most shocking thing about Lynn, aside from her looks, is how far she takes it, I think. She's not just writing fanfic or drawing crappy yaoi arts, she's gone full-on married on the astral plane over him. That, combined with her clear issues regarding looks and her willingness to attack anyone who even slightly criticizes her, is what makes her a true lolcow.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

That seems massively unlikely, given the actual content of the post you're quoting in comparison to Lynn's usual posting style.

I can tell you're new here. There's a whole thread on serial killer fangirls; the most shocking thing about Lynn, aside from her looks, is how far she takes it, I think. She's not just writing fanfic or drawing crappy yaoi arts, she's gone full-on married on the astral plane over him. That, combined with her clear issues regarding looks and her willingness to attack anyone who even slightly criticizes her, is what makes her a true lolcow.

Drunks will be drunks, Aussie drunks will be even more drunk.

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

You should really try to be less incoherent though.

 

[cumrobbery]

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

What does that even mean

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

So do you think swooning over murderers is normal or not? Please tell us your opinion.

 

[Roosechu]

Guys, I think @ForeverGreasy meant to express his disbelief at the number of fans the Columbine shooters have.

I do not think he/she is Lynn.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

I don't mean to go off topic and don't get me wrong I don't have any ambitions myself but has this lady ever been trolled softly?

I'd expect there to be some amusement to be had from that.

 

[Roosechu]

She is too unfunny for being trolled.
Her udders are as dry as the Sahara.

 

[Rogowski]

Well, someone tipped her off. Cue the obligatory tl;dr rant.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

Well, someone tipped her off. Cue the obligatory tl;dr rant.

She seems very two faced.

Both are O.D.ing on botox, though.

 

[Down_The_Rabbit_Hole]

Ok, besides super scary creepy lady, wtf are there all of these forums for Eric and fans of? I mean, I can see a couple, but hundreds of ppl swooning over Eric? Down the rabbit hole, your friend thought he was cute...joined a forum for him, you don't side eye her?

The forum wasn't an "I love Eric" forum. It was called like SCB or something. It was actually where the Columbine police report was posted and people could give their theories. It was pretty informative.

Don't see why out of all the things there is to be said about Lynn you question my friend when we have someone here who CONSTANTLY harasses and belittles people who SLIGHTLY disagree with her. I've met people who thought the shooters were attractive, but they didn't go on a rampage attacking everyone who thought different or thought what they did was wrong...

 

[Dork Of Ages]

you guys better say your prayers before the Columbotox lady comes when you are sleeping

its the crazy bitch indeed