"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

King Cobra JFS is getting evicted. Related posts:
Here’s part 1 of Kobes’ videos from yesterday.

This is what he was filming when he did his Chillin stream and filmed the chair while he was talking in the kitchen for an hour:
Start:
  • Making texas toast
  • The sound is shit
8:49:
  • Cutting the cheese
11:56:
  • Cooking burger
16:40:
  • Cooking bacon
20:31:
  • Bacon rub on bacon
26:00:
  • Burger assembly
  • Microwaving to melt to cheese
31:10:
  • Bacon jam
  • Burger grease disintegrated the paper plate
34:41:
  • Peanut butter
39:17:
  • Reeses Minis
  • Back to his couch and the other stream he was filming in the other room while cooking.


Stream where Kobes finds out he’s getting evicted:

Start:
  • Opening up some fanmail.
  • Got a webcam
  • Opening another fanmail
  • Got some sick goth bracelets and a mask
8:00:
  • Opening another fanmail
  • Got giant waterbug (?) and some wrist feathers and reads out the letter.
  • Got dehydrated grasshoppers and green hairspray, clam juice, pork brains and dehydrated mixed bugs. Bottle opener featuring a females ass, some seasoning and a fart machine.
15:59:
  • Tries to put on the hat but it doesn’t fit.
17:39:
  • Reads the instructions for his fart machine.
  • Reads his note
  • Figures out the wrist feathers are actually for shoulders.
20:07:
  • Does some magic
23:20:
  • Tries to get the shoulder feathers on and can’t. He is too buff.
26:29:
  • Gets a phone call
27:26:
  • Gets another phone call (Clint - Eviction call)
  • Ranting about buying the ashtray
  • No way he’s paying $6K damages
32:14:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Mentions the spray painting.
35:56:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Doesn’t need counselling just needs to make smarter decisions
44:10:
  • Finishes call and says on stream that he got evicted.
  • Thinks using the blowtorch to light the hookah was a factor along with smoking indoors and spraypainting indoors.
  • Even autists get evicted sometimes.
49:04:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • Says his landlord saw his videos.
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
52:30:
  • Chat asks him to do a hit the road Jack vocal cover
  • He doesn’t want counselling
  • He doesn’t have to quit drinking
54:20:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • He’s uploading the cooking video
  • Wants a smoke to deal with being evicted for smoking indoors
  • He wasn’t trying to put anyone in danger by spray painting his wands indoors he was just trying to make an honest living.
  • Says again his landlord watched his videos and wasn’t happy
1:02:00:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • Says his grandparents gave him savings bonds and thats how he paid for the apartment
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • He’s very bummed over this.
1:07:54:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • He will never turn talk to text back on!
  • Goes outside for a smoke.
1:12:51:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:16:12:
  • Returns and fucks off again
1:17:00:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:22:20:
  • One of his fans stopped by to give him a couple of beers and some smokes
1:26:12:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • Thanks his landlord for being patient with him. Says he got his apartment on November 1st and is getting kicked out then too.
  • Even autists can get evicted!

Kobe’s chillin stream from yesterday:

Start:
  • Going to make a bacon cheeseburger but has to charge his phone first.
  • Has a hangover after his cotton candy vodka mix. Drinking the cotton candy vodka to get rid of his hangover.
  • Incels are whiny and hate women unlike Kobes
  • Hopes his rant pissed off some incels.
6:50:
  • Incels are created because society pressures men into having sex
  • Desensitized to his trolls
  • Has his phone on airplane mode so he can film himself cooking without getting a call in the middle of the stream like before.
10:43:
  • Troll rant
  • Talking about the burger he’s going to make
20:42:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
  • Get’s annoyed someone called it a poverty burger.
  • Talking about cooking
28:47:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Talk to text is off to own the trolls.
32:40:
  • Turns on the oven and ‘cleans’ his frying pan.
  • He starts cooking off stream
  • Literally just talking about Texas Toast from his kitchen while the stream films his filthy chair
50:42:
  • Still in the kitchen cooking and talking while the stream films his filthy chair
1:25:53:
  • Returns to stream with his burger.
1:31:32:
  • Mukbang
1:42:00:
  • Finished his burger.
  • Does some cartoon voices
1:44:38:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
1:47:00:
  • Explains how he is going to upload his actual cooking video to YouTube.
1:52:55:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:59:00:
  • Setting up a hookah
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
2:11:00:
  • Smoking his hookah
Making of the burger making stream! Also, if his landlord watched this one I can’t imagine they would be okay with the blowtorch being used in the apartment.


Kobe’s video from Monday night:


I had to screen record this one because it wouldn't download.
Start:
  • Shows of his new Cradle of Filth t shirt he got in his care package
  • Fuck incels
  • Gender relations rant
  • Keeping talk to text off to own the trolls
3:35:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
5:55:
  • He finally got Richie Reilt’s name right
6:59:
  • Going through some personal things right now.
7:58:
  • Going to make a cotton candy drink combination
9:40:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Incel rant = Gender relations rant
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
12:47:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Eating cotton candy
  • Puts cotton candy into the vodka bottle
  • Cotton candy dissolving quite nicely toobs
16:18:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Still putting cotton candy into the vodka
20:06:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
20:17:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
22:33:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Still putting cotton candy into the vodka bottle
23:50:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • The vodka is blue now from all the cotton candy
  • DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
27:10:
  • Drinks the cotton candy vodka straight from the bottle
  • Shows off his Harry Potter mug
28:56:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Cotton candy Bang Energy plus Cotton candy vodka drinks combination
  • He’s fighting toxic masculinity by making these kinds of drinks combinations
35:59:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Trolls
  • Talking about people complaining about his gender relations rants
38:59:
  • Muted DTT’s coming in nicely toobs
39:47:
  • Vocal Cover Hammerfall Never ever
44:20:
  • The much anticipated incel rant - society forcing people to feel like shit when they don;t have a partner
  • Wands
48:22:
  • He is different from an incel because he doesn’t think it’s such a big deal that he can;t find an of age goth girlfriend and get laid. There are bigger things to worry about.
50:32:
  • Vocal cover Another Hammerfall song didn’t catch the name
53:10:
  • Incels hate women but their whole lives revolve around not being able to have sex with women.
  • Back to singing
55:12:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Back to singing
  • Shows off his Cradle of Filth tattoo
58:40:
  • His vocal covers are very appropriate for his video because we all die alone.
  • Fuck Elliott Rodger Fuck incels
1:01:20:
  • Enjoy being single like he does. He likes playing guitar and making wands
  • Vocal Cover - Hammerfall Dreams come true
1:06:00:
  • Kobes has had sex and get;s recognised by local hot of age chicks because he is a YouTube celebrity
1:08:29:
  • Starts watching a video about incels.
  • Gender relations rant
  • Halloween wands nearly finished
1:14:00:
  • Trolls
  • His video will help incels
  • Incels = Feminazis
  • Don’t date single mothers
1:16:39:
  • Back to watching incel video
  • He just parrots what she says in the video
1:21:00:
  • If incels love Elliott Rodger so much why don’t they just fuck his corpse.
  • Incels = Feminazis
  • Incels are made because men are disgusting and society outs unfair pressures on men to have sex
1:27:00:
  • Kobes advice to incels is to find an ugly chick to fuck - problem solved!
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
1:30:00:
  • It’s not fair women can hit men but men can’t hit women
1:31:01:
  • Back to telling incels to fuck ugly women
  • Incels = Feminazis
1:35:00:
  • He’s suddenly looking very wasted
  • Trying not to pass out
  • Mumbling about incels
1:37:01:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Trying so hard not to pass out watching the rest of the video.
1:41:39:
  • Video he’s watching mentions Couch Cuck LOL
  • He doesn’t really say anything for the rest of the video, just nods along with what he’s watching because he’s too drunk to talk.
So there you have it, Kobes solved the incel problem - Fuck ugly bitches!

Maybe Clint will buy a shitty little house like this and be Cobes landlord, Cobra Den coming in nicely toobs, hes away from other people and can spray paint in the derelict basement or outside away from other people. I think him leaving this apartment is for the better, I can't imagine how many braincells he has killed from breathing in toxic paint fumes for years in close quarters. He is also supposed to be putting more wands up for sale today so keep an eye out https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/CobraCraftWands

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Review from his apartment complex
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2012 view of the apartment
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Josh's face post eviction news
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Here is an upload of the eviction conversation with subtitles for Clint

I guess it went without saying, but someone transcribed the Homedad call and he says there were in fact routine noise complaints.


Here’s the last two streams from yesterday post eviction stream:
I couldn't get this to download for some reason so it's screen recorded.

Start:
  • Talking about his eviction
  • Owner of the building said they weren’t going to be evicting anyone because of coof
  • Other residents not happy with the smoke and paint fumes
  • Could be a good opportunity
  • It is what it is
  • Going to be looking for a new place over the next 3 days so won’t be uploading to YouTube much or at all
3:47:
  • Won’t be getting drunk on Halloween like he usually does because he needs to save his money for getting a new apartment.
  • Worst case scenario Clint says he can move back home but he doesn’t want to do that
6:58:
  • Clint might buy him a very small house and be his landlord but then he would have very strict rules.
9:00:
  • Muh autism struggle
  • Autists don’t like change
  • The smokes and alcohol his fan brought him don’t solve anything but they help
13:20:
  • He’s very upset at being evicted
19:00:
  • If he hadn’t smoked indoors and learned to paint wands using less toxic paint things would be different.
19:56:
  • Has nothing negative to say about his landlord or anyone involved in maintaining the building
22:00:
  • Making wands is a real job. He can’t get a job in town because trolls will get him fired
24:00:
  • He chose to smoke and paint indoors
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
29:30:
  • Subscribe to talk shit coming in nicely toobs

Latest stream:

Start:
  • Getting things together to move out. Going to paint and change the carpet with Clint to cut the costs
  • Owner of apartment complex went on the news saying that they weren’t going to evict anyone during coof times
3:27:
  • They are kicking out an autistic in the middle of a pandemic.
  • Landlord told Clint he was lighting a blow torch near spray paint cans
  • Not mad at his landlord
5:40:
  • Never got complaints before about painting his wands indoors because he always opens the windows.
  • Maybe he’ll win the lottery and get his dream house
  • Drinking grapefruit water and Jack Daniels
8:51:
  • Will vbe charging more for the staff because he needs the money
9:57:
  • Talking about the ashtray he bought for outside
  • Says he took advantage of his landlord’s patience with him
12:33:
  • Got the apartment with bonds his grandparents gave him
  • Autists don;t like change
13:37:
  • One smoke left, not going to smoke indoors.
17:25:
  • Talking about wands
  • Staff is going to be $334
24:09:
  • Goes out for a smoke
29:16:
  • Returns
31:09:
  • He’s taking the high road
  • May not celebrate Halloween at all because he needs to keep his money for a new place.
  • Really appreciates his parents and friends
  • Reckons he’ll find somewhere for around $400 per month
37:05:
  • He bought a lottery ticket, he might win and be able to buy his dream house
38:08:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
38:38:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Next apartment he’ll get a plastic tarp to put on the carpet when he’s spray painting indoors
  • Wands are going on Etsy tomorrow
40:33;
  • Autists don’t like change
41:26:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • He doesn’t have a drinking problem and doesn’t want counselling or to take meds.
  • Not buying pizza with the streamlabs money
43:00:
  • Checks out how much he has for paypal chargebacks
  • Has a friend who is a landlord who might help him out
  • He might win the lottery so will wait until the draw to start looking at apartments
46:58:
  • Not an alcoholic
  • Society is the one with the problem with his drinking
  • Ranting about how life is unfair
50:30:
  • He’s been doing spells to win the lottery
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
52:58:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • He drinks because he’s autistic
56:36:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
57:10:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • He’s trying to be optimistic about the situation
1:01:59:
  • Muted DDTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:05:14:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:08:37:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
  • Andrew Dice Clay impression
1:10:28:
  • His magic and his gender relations videos are helping people hook up
1:11:14:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:13:47:
  • Kicking an autistic out of their apartment in the middle of a pandemic is fucked up
  • Recorded Hells advocate in this apartment and the majority of his videos.
1:16:54:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs (Stephanie & Carolyn Saga)
1:18:33:
  • Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs (Stephanie & Carolyn Saga)
  • Denies it happened.
  • Says the video of him saying he wants to stab Carolyn and Stephanie isn’t credible
1:22:34:
  • Goes out for a smoke
1:25:47:
  • Returns and ends stream.

New BCV:
Sound is much better in this than the actual stream.
 
So Friday’s options are a really old flavor of psychotic or one from around the time the internet and IRL shit had started to intersect in a big way? I think my vote’s for the pageant mom. If nothing else you could maybe get away with some South Park clips. Also if you’re reading this @Null, the podcast feed seems to not have several recent streams on it. There’s only so much music one can listen to and most of my other podcasts got torched or became unlistenible.
 
Screenshot 2020-10-29 154650.pngThis is why democracy is bad. You put the decision into the hands of the people, and they fucked it up. Lots of low information voters in this day in age, very sad. I say null should make an executive decision to go against the people and do the objectively better Dec stream.
 
What would've even gotten it yanked? The South Park clips were probably the meanest thing on there and they aren't that bad. Was it over the clips being copyrighted?
 
I love how the stream died the moment I winced at that scene of Honey Boo Boo showing her scar, that made my fucking day, RIP MATI
 
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