"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Wait, is this true? Can women actually not pinch their stream off mid piss?
Generally not, since our urethra are much much shorter than yours. Trying to stop peeing just kind of slows it down, if even that. Muscles that can control the vaginal canal don't really work well on the urinary tract like that, since they're specifically for pushing out.
 
Generally not, since our urethra are much much shorter than yours. Trying to stop peeing just kind of slows it down, if even that. Muscles that can control the vaginal canal don't really work well on the urinary tract like that, since they're specifically for pushing out.
Okay so women are objectively inferior to men and I am now misogynist.
Can someone point me towards a woman hate thread so that I can vent my spleen?
 
RE: Tuesday's stream. Never heard of this Peetz but he appears to be a perfect blend of David Cross and Dax. Presented below in pseudo-bulbapedia format

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Black women look more like men because they have far more testosterone than any other race of women. IIRC, the Olympics had to alter their rules for testosterone levels in the women's divisions in order to accommodate genuinely female black athletes. It's basically the same concept of asian men often being mistaken as women and being more successful at cross dressing because they have laughably low amounts of testosterone.
It's not helped by black men having high estrogen as well
 
Is Josh doing dry January and suffering the effects of alcohol withdrawal lol

I was having Kick spam withdrawal with that slow mode but I’m certainly healing from the emoji addiction.
 
It's not helped by black men having high estrogen as well
Jealous much?
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It's true, the rules apply to both sets of hormones in racial trends. The average estrogen level in an asian woman is far lower than in the average white woman and I see why they're so popular with pedophiles. Africans have too much of their sex hormones and asians have too little. I can tell in an instant what kind of company the clothing is from when the size chart or garments in hand supposedly for women are proportioned for white girls between ages 12 and 16. Same if they're proportioned only for the morbidly obese and ass implants with shitloads of hike-up structure for wide, deflated pancake orangutan tits. There's a reason why nigresses have specialty clothing brands and shops while the only way to buy an asian dress or top is to go by the bust measurement alone, unless you're an AA cup. I have not a fucking clue if men even go clothes shopping enough to know if there's a similar trend for themselves.
 
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Average viewcount this stream was 3492. This is 321 more than last Friday stream

10 min in

Rumble: 1805
Odysee: 241
Kick: 395
VK: 16
Twitter: 92
Total: 2549
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30 min in:

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Twitter: 62
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3 hours (superchat segment)

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2549+3186+3667+3790+3979+3978+3540+3247 = 27936
27936/8 = 3492
Of course, I wasn't there. Busy holidays.
 
Is Josh doing dry January and suffering the effects of alcohol withdrawal lol
Epstein lawyer "Alex Dishore-O'Witz" was an all-time mispronunciation. In a couple months, they are going to find Dishore-O'Witz dead with a rope around his necksleeve, after which he will spend an eternity in the lowest circle of Dainty's Inferno.
 
I have not a fucking clue if men even go clothes shopping enough to know if there's a similar trend for themselves.
Yeah, the Japanese have some really nice men's fashion but if you want to buy stuff like pants you are SOL. Japanese men's pants have laughably short inseams. Japs have really weird proportions. Like they have a normal sized torso, but their legs are just stubby af.
 
Yeah, the Japanese have some really nice men's fashion but if you want to buy stuff like pants you are SOL. Japanese men's pants have laughably short inseams. Japs have really weird proportions. Like they have a normal sized torso, but their legs are just stubby af.
It’s a weird calf to leg ratio. The only normal proportioned Japs I’ve met are the Northern ones.
 
I have seen more than my fair share of stroke victims. I don't know if I would call Mersh's recent episode a stroke or even transient ischaemic attack (a mini-stroke). There is no facial droop that I could see. His speech, while incoherent, is not slurred. You can still make out his words. He doesn't appear to be paralysed so much as he is in the grip of involuntary movements, which is not generally a symptom of a TIA except in rare, fucked-up cases. Whatever it is, it's not good, but it looks more like some kind of seizure.
 
I have seen more than my fair share of stroke victims. I don't know if I would call Mersh's recent episode a stroke or even transient ischaemic attack (a mini-stroke). There is no facial droop that I could see. His speech, while incoherent, is not slurred. You can still make out his words. He doesn't appear to be paralysed so much as he is in the grip of involuntary movements, which is not generally a symptom of a TIA except in rare, fucked-up cases. Whatever it is, it's not good, but it looks more like some kind of seizure.
Watching that video I have had something similar happen to me before. When it happens I get like this rice crispy feeling in my head and then all bonce ronce the cornew an des his gona sas erg
 
Average viewcount this stream was 3492. This is 321 more than last Friday stream

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30 min in:

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3 hours (superchat segment)

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2549+3186+3667+3790+3979+3978+3540+3247 = 27936
27936/8 = 3492
Odysneed sisters, it would appear we are falling off. Total Roombler death.

@Null side note, but whatever way you've written the new chat overlay has caused all the Odysee users to lose their profile picture and the name is just the handle for their account instead of the name set for their channel.
 
@Null to elaborate on that Fishtank shit, only 1 out of 10 contestants weren't previous fans, and that one left the same day as Summer got kicked. Summer was screaming the night before being kicked thinking that this was like the Truman show where she was the only real person, which led to her being taken into the basement, presumably to cool off and to decide what to do with her (She had spent the day switching between being manic and depressive). You could then hear her screaming early in the morning from there, which could explain why she claimed in the voicemails to have been raped, while also apologising for claiming that and saying that they had been nothing but good to her. She says that a man in glasses held her down, took her clothes off and proceeded to touch her boobs, but judging by the aforementioned screaming she might've been restrained while in a manic state to prevent her from going apeshit down there.

I suggest listening to the whole call, she starts out calm but gets more deranged as it goes on, saying that she loves them all, has a crush on Jet, this show means everything to her and they are fucked if they don't bring her back so they have 3 choices, to kill her, let her back on, or institutionalise her, saying that she will die if she doesn't return, just crazy shit. She's out of the psych ward, probably back home with her family. (She said that she wasn't contacting them after getting kicked off and in the psych ward to prove her loyalty to the crew).
 
@Null to elaborate on that Fishtank shit, only 1 out of 10 contestants weren't previous fans, and that one left the same day as Summer got kicked. Summer was screaming the night before being kicked thinking that this was like the Truman show where she was the only real person, which led to her being taken into the basement, presumably to cool off and to decide what to do with her (She had spent the day switching between being manic and depressive). You could then hear her screaming early in the morning from there, which could explain why she claimed in the voicemails to have been raped, while also apologising for claiming that and saying that they had been nothing but good to her. She says that a man in glasses held her down, took her clothes off and proceeded to touch her boobs, but judging by the aforementioned screaming she might've been restrained while in a manic state to prevent her from going apeshit down there.

I suggest listening to the whole call, she starts out calm but gets more deranged as it goes on, saying that she loves them all, has a crush on Jet, this show means everything to her and they are fucked if they don't bring her back so they have 3 choices, to kill her, let her back on, or institutionalise her, saying that she will die if she doesn't return, just crazy shit. She's out of the psych ward, probably back home with her family. (She said that she wasn't contacting them after getting kicked off and in the psych ward to prove her loyalty to the crew).
BPD is a hell of a thing.
 
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