"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Average viewcount this stream was 3088. This is 335 less than last Friday stream.

I have stoped taking in to acount right after the intro song stops seeing how it is not a long enough time for people to show up. But if you want to check your own average I will still have it written down. Will also have it noted on my spreadsheet for further graphs incase it is better to check from this point.
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After intro song

Rumble: 1152
Odysee: 171
Kick: 252
VK: 6
Twitter: 80
Total: 1661

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30 min in:

Rumble: 2208
Odysee: 300
Kick: 561
VK: 26
Twitter: 82
Total: 3177
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1 hour

Rumble: 2495
Odysee: 317
Kick: 586
VK: 31
Twitter: 67
Total: 3496
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1.5 hour

Rumble: 2654
Odysee: 389
Kick: 655
VK: 31
Twitter: 60
Total: 3789
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2 hours (superchats)

Rumble: 2403
Odysee: 377
Kick: 581
VK: 48
Twitter: 41
Total: 3450
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2.5 hour (Superchats)

Rumble: 2253
Odysee: 310
Kick: 470
VK: 38
Twitter: 42
Total: 3113
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Outro

Rumble: 2182
Odysee: 242
Kick: 441
VK: 35
Twitter: 33
Total: 2933
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3177+3496+3789+3450+3113+2933 = 19958
19958/6 = 3326.33333333

Also here is the updated graph since it has been some weeks since the last one.
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The virgin gweilo of the Kiwi Farms mocked the proud Asian heritage of the chad samurai Ethan Ralph. They dishonoured him by calling him "pig slits".

While they were cooming to Internet porn, Ralph was studying the same videos; learning from their hidden symbolism; absorbing their complex morals.

He could be found at dawn, kneeling on the low stool he had prised out from under the misshapen feet of his mother, facing towards the east, a playlist of BBC cuckold videos on PornHub blotting out the rising sun with the lunar gyrations of black arses.

Through his study of ancient languages, he learned the true names for the holes of woman and mediated upon these names.

His penis is a bonsai - a reproduction in miniature of an actual penis, forged from flesh that was folded 32 times. What you, in your universal ignorance, perceive as a 'gunt' is merely this folding process expanded to his abdominal muscles.

See how easily your coom brains are out-foxed by Ethan Ralph; how effortlessly he has tricked you into believing that he was intent on travelling to a certain part of Mexico, only to reveal before your astonished eyes, of his plan to travel to a completely different part of Mexico on a different date. How does he do it? You will never know. He could explain it to you and still you would not know.

Cry, coomers. Cry salt tears into your cum jars and your sock vaginas, and know that you have been bested again by Ethan Ralph.
 
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@Null
Flip the Kiwi Coin
Flip the Reichsmark
Flip the Shekel

If Chris Chan, The Eagle, and the Menorah all face you, it is happening.
If any of them refuse to face you, today will be the same as yesterday, and tomorrow will be the same as today. Only with the blessing of all three of these figures will anything happen.
 
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Null said:
interpret these results


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all four are tails - chris down, liberty down, hindenburg down, menorah down.
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The will to power does exist, but the force of the establishment, and the force of chaos are against it.

Nothing will happen but legal dickwaving.
 
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Null said:
interpret these results


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all four are tails - chris down, liberty down, hindenburg down, menorah down.
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Being a professional clairvoyant (sorry Sobake, move it on over) I can divine two meanings from this.

The tails: If we consider all the tails together, then the Kiwifarms can expect a confrontation with the U.S. Government, while Israel can expect a second Holocaust

The heads: If we consider all the heads together, then Chris-Chan will pilot the Hindenburg II into the Statue of Liberty come this Hanukkah.

Clearly the latter divination is the most likely outcome.
 
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I loaded up gpt4chan and gave it the task of interpreting this divine message. It has this to say:
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>Flip the Kiwi Coin
>Flip the Reichsmark
>Flip the Shekel

>If Chris Chan, The Eagle, and the Menorah all face you, it is happening.
>If any of them refuse to face you, today will be the same as yesterday, and tomorrow will be the same as today. Only with the blessing of all three of these figures will anything happen.

interpret these results, all four are tails - chris down, liberty down, hindenburg down, menorah down.

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>interpret these results, all four are tails - chris down, liberty down, hindenburg down, menorah down.
This is in full determinism mode to prove it is not cherry picked. I don't know either. Pretty impressive it see Kiwi, Chris Chan, and the kiwifarms wikipedia together enough on /pol/ before 2021 to connect the dots.
To save you some time, not a single fucking one of those links work except the wikipedia link and dailymail, which is completely different.
 
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PistachiosOnMyDesk said:
Don't waste your time. I tried to reason with him the other day and he just kept sperging out at me. He's acquiring a cult of personality filled with stinky fujos here and it's apparently going to his head. If I wanted some fat dysgenic-looking faggot to threaten to ban me for expressing my opinion I'd go hang out on Reddit.
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Yet you're still not banned, and considering what an absolute butthurt faggot you are, that makes the Farms more tolerant than any other place on the lowercase-i internet to date.
 
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