"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Going after Soundcloud rappers for sucking alone is an infinite frontier. Godspeed lil puppy
 
I am in complete shock at how much worse this is than Life is Strange 2. That game also had a lot of nothing going on but I could also at least see where every episode was going and each one had tension that would build and build towards some kind of explosive finale. In this episode, it felt like the emotional high point was the police station confrontation and the hour and a half that followed was just meandering until it left on a poorly executed cliffhanger and finally stopped. They decided we needed like 15-20 mins of the black half-Eskimo coming onto the tranny to fill out some arbitrary run time requirement or something. Don't Nod games were never paced well but this was a serious dropping of the ball even for them. Five story choices over three hours is pretty lulzy. And the way that the tranny is just a retarded asshole while everyone else is fairly sympathetic is baffling to me. I don't think anyone's even been genuinely rude to it yet, which is also surprising when compared to the other games. If they go through with the twins getting mad at each other and splitting up then it could be at least intriguing but I feel like that would be way too interesting for them to do so I'm not getting any hopes up.
 
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Smug Chuckler said:
hey guys why are the french creepy and are shitty at making video games?
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they're french.

@Null you overestimate how good at games average streamers are. There's one big streamer I know of who has tons of video of him playing Dwarf Fortress, it's a popular series for him, and he's got fuckin worms in his brain he's so bad at it. You can play anything and be good or bad at it, just be entertaining.
 
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I don't usually watch gaming streams because watching other people play is a chore. It's fun to throw these streams on in the background though, because you don't have a filter and it's fun to listen to someone shit all over the game they are playing in an honest way. Too bad that content like this tends to get axed the fastest.
 
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Null said:
I can't help it that they're the only funny people on the Internet right now. They have a small, easily understood world that involves no overlap with actual politics.
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What would you say is their appeal? I’ve always found them boring, just fat stupid white trash eating themselves to death, throwing tantrums, and having petty beefs. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.
 
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Terrorist said:
What would you say is their appeal? I’ve always found them boring, just fat stupid white trash eating themselves to death, throwing tantrums, and having petty beefs. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.
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It lets fat people feel good about themselves, if you had to have your BMI verified as under 25 (or even 30) in order to post in deathfats, it would be a ghost town.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
These are all the things that make BP cows entertaining
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They’re also some of the things that make Chris interesting, but Chris has layers of eccentricity so he does these things in an interesting way - from what I’ve seen of them, they don’t.
 
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They’re also some of the things that make Chris interesting, but Chris has layers of eccentricity so he does these things in an interesting way - from what I’ve seen of them, they don’t.
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I like to think of them as entertaining in the same way popcorn is tasty. It's simple but enjoyable. A lot of people don't like popcorn.
 
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Notice how "tell me why" has a down right obsession with children and childhood while not actually having any children in the game (aside from flashbacks.) does this tell us about the tranny mind? trying to deny reality, to become something you aren't and retreat back to when life was simpler and everything was taken care of. To have no responsibility and the freedom to be an asshole annoying brat because "that's just the way children are." No doubt pedophilia stems from this.

You should also check out the hoi4 ww1 mod Josh. It's good fun. maybe do a stream on it
 
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It lets fat people feel good about themselves, if you had to have your BMI verified as under 25 (or even 30) in order to post in deathfats, it would be a ghost town.
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That's what everyone said about /r/fatpeoplehate. Then the mods started verifying thin people and the fatty cope evaporated, like pouring a fine dust into the wind; Or a handful of sugar directly into their mouths.
 
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That's what everyone said about /r/fatpeoplehate. Then the mods started verifying thin people and the fatty cope evaporated, like pouring a fine dust into the wind; Or a handful of sugar directly into their mouths.
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I don't want deathfats to go away, I just think it's important to remind people that all posts there are made from a rascal scooter going sub mph in walmart, or from a chair that can support the front end of a Japanese sedan. If you don't get deathfat content that's fine, it means you have seen your genitals without mechanical assistance in the past 4 years.
 
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