"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Retink Retunk]

Get well soon, don't let the Shanghai Shakes claim a good one.

 

[Teghern]

RIP Johm Potter, struck down in his prime by Japanese Strep.
Should sample the sick voice for AI generation though, very soothing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Although, doesn't this miss the forest for the trees?

Say somebody does a heckin' murderino and says "I was told to by this Youtube channel." Don't you have to prove the speech provided by the channel goes beyond first amendment protections and becomes incitement to violence?

So then, isn't it even further removed to try to classify what the algorithm does as "speech" and then prove that its vague suggestion to watch various other videos somehow also constitutes incitement?

Or is this not a speech issue?

You are talking about factual questions that would have to be determined by a fact finder. The fact that this theory may help, in limited cases, to get past 230 protections does not mean those platforms would be found liable in the end.

Or is this not a speech issue?

Not necessarily. If someone knowingly sells you a car with broken breaks, or does not check them but either assures you it's good, or doesn't mention it at all, it's not a speech issue. It's negligence and violation of consumer protection laws. This is actually a claim asserted in this case, and the judge found it meritorious enough to continue past a motion to dismiss. You can read the order here:

https://regmedia.co.uk/2024/03/19/tops-shooting-social-media-case-order.pdf

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Good job on the epik victory, @Null.

Now sue Ethan Ralph.

 

[Incredible Mister]

josh should get sick more often, he sounds noticeably less autistic

 

[Sneedmiser]

Fell better Null, maybe stop hanging out in Serbian busses.

Get well soon dear Sneeder in Charge.
Here is some news to cheer you up though:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-19/welsh-leader-s-rise-leaves-no-uk-government-led-by-a-white-man

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The Isle of Man stands strong.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Total War: Warhammer III just released a hotfix for a recent patch. I was skimming through the patch notes on Steam just now and this was at the bottom.

 

[Pope Urban]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/Ib7abqk7LW

For the Reddit segment. The comments are pretty hilarious, and her delusion is top notch.

 

[Manimal House]

The flu makes his voice sound better.

I didn't hear much scratchiness or nasally ill sounds, he just sounded super tired.

Sorta related and not sure who could benefit from knowing this, but if any guy here happens to be chatting or texting with a girl you like: instead of a text, try sending a voice message response as soon as you wake up but before you get out of bed. I don't know why, but apparently they really like the deep sleepy voice. No faking.

Anyways, rest up and get well soon Null.

 

[Big Spencer's Top Man]

Total War: Warhammer III just released a hotfix for a recent patch. I was skimming through the patch notes on Steam just now and this was at the bottom.
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That reminds me how there's a character named "Heinrich Kemmler" in Warhammer, who's name also sounds suspiciously like a character from the 20th Century

 

[Cheeseknife]

@Null Biggest thing you need to prepare yourself for in the food department of the US is that everything keeps turning to shit. You think it's lame we only have like 3 types of cheese? Well, you're in for a world of hurt...

Eating good food in the US is mostly going to be about continually looking at the fine print on labels. I know this seems like common sense, but it's not: my parents constantly insist on eating healthy and being more mindful of these things, but on multiple occasions I have had to pick up a product and run my finger along the fine print of a can of whatever just to get them to realize what they're putting inside their bodies.

When you go on your rants about cheese, I feel that because Americans live in this fairy tale world where "cheese" is just this abstract thing that magically appears in their grocery stores in these peculiar square-shaped slices that you put into sandwiches. True, you do get people who can differentiate between cheddar, swiss, or pepper jack. But, for the most part, nobody has a clue as to what cheese has the potential to be. For many Americans, it is just this orange thing that makes something taste better than it would without it.

On top of that, the general "American cuisine" experience is boring and, fundamentally, our own bodies seem to realize that. I've been on a particular diet for the last year. As of now, I'm feeling these signs that I need to start...something else. I'd explain more, but for the sake of power-leveling I'll just generally say that, even now and then, I think our bodies readily adept to a diet over time and then, without warning, trigger something within us that wants a change.

I've been looking into buying real milk lately. Not store-bought stuff, but raw milk. This got me to talking with a supplier about good whey protein. Come to find a lot of marketed whey products (among others) add "gum" to everything nowadays. You'll see this on labels: xanthum gum, guar gum, or carrageenan. Beyond that, I keep seeing "silicon dioxide" and "titanium dioxide."

What is this all this stuff? Why does my food have or need it?

Many foods and supplements now contain additives or "stabilizers" to preserve them, but also to give them certain textures that are better...enjoyed. Those gums are added to ice cream, for instance, to prevent the formulation of crystals because people don't like the texture of crystals. So they just consume vast amounts of weird "gum" all the time without any indication as to what that does to them. Current "Nutrition Facts" tell you something has 0g of sugar in it and 0g of added sugar. Meanwhile, the "ingredients" list sucralose--an artificial sugar. This is how manufacturers can get around putting sugar into your products without calling it "sugar."

If you do any research into sucralose, you'll discover it "destroys DNA." I have no fucking clue why manufacturers allow it to be produced in the quantities that it does and get away with it. The trade-off seems to be that Americans don't care about the quality of the food that they eat, so long as it tastes good and it feels good in their mouths.

Ultimately, researching this stuff just makes you realize the American food industry is fucked beyond recognition. We've broken things down to all these particulates and have since abandoned any concept of real food. Food has just become a bio-engineered piece of slime at this point in time in addition to a bunch of pills we have to swallow every morning because that piece of slime had all its essentials removed sans the stuff that makes us want to eat it all the time.

I don't know what advice is salient given you're probably eating better than you ever have outside of the US than you would ever get in the US. Even locally-produced stuff is suspect nowadays. Buying organic or non-GMO is an option, but that's expensive over the long run. All I can say is, read the fine print. Find out what's going into your body and whether or not you want that in your body. Buy your food accordingly...or don't. All up to you, of course.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I've been looking into buying real milk lately. Not store-bought stuff, but raw milk.

Go buy your meme milk or fuck off. Half the planet is "looking into" getting raw milk. It isn't nearly as hard as you think and you could likely have it in a half hour if you just went and did it.

 

[Maude Snew]

How would this be different than any other MATI stream?

Just took him five years to figure it out.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Go buy your meme milk or fuck off. Half the planet is "looking into" getting raw milk. It isn't nearly as hard as you think and you could likely have it in a half hour if you just went and did it.

He won't. It is a quintessential part of the average American's identity that he buys food at a supermarket. The idea of going to a farmer or even a farmer's market to buy raw milk from the producers seems impossible. If Walmart and Whole Foods don't stock it, it is impossible to buy and the big hand of government itself is stopping you. Null falls into this trap too because if supermarkets only stock cheddar then Americans cannot buy any other kind of cheese.

 

[Clockwork]

I have to say, I quite like the deeper, congested version of Null's voice.

When I first heard it, I thought, "Hey, have Josh's balls finally dropped?"

 

[Cheeseknife]

you could likely have it in a half hour if you just went and did it.

Herdshares! That's how I'll do it.

 

[LimeRikki]

Thank you for the update, Dear Sneeder. I always appreciate you keeping your fans updated even when its tough. Feel better soon!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Filing a lawsuit against Null for no MATI this morning for my commute. This is causing grievances and personal harm. This is not okay!

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

The only people wearing body armor I could see coming after you is feds.

And ex military trannies aspiring to play Rainbow 6 IRL with their buttbuddies who post about it on social media before paying Josh and his family a visit. My husband requests that I add his input that he saw a nigger at Walmart wearing a full plate carrier vest like it was a fashion statement.

Tipster has been deemed irrelevant by Alphabet/Youtube and are telling him to get fucked and they don’t care that his dumb YouTube channel doesn’t come up in YouTube search results.

That is the most obviously AI tech support I've observed in a long time and I had a good laugh over how Tipster spoke to it. Thank you.

A special MATI announcement from Josh.

I feel so bad for laughing at how ridiculous he sounds. Just glad he's not going to die choking on a gallon of concentrated sputum, though.

the fine print of a can of whatever

I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or are legitimately bitching about food quality while you choose to eat out of a goddamn can.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

For the Reddit segment. The comments are pretty hilarious, and her delusion is top notch.

lmfao a video where she's fucking 3 guys, and she claims she's fucked 80 guys. Yea totally not a whore lmao. 80 seems like a pretty high body count at 25 but I guess if your taking it 3 at a time it would add up quick. And of course shes pregnant