- Joined
- Oct 10, 2020
DSP Update:
After 3 months of RPG Burnout/Fatigue/Overload/Saturation, Phil has finally managed to plow through all those pesky RPGs from 2023 and beat BG3 and Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. Luckily for him, One of his tranny paypigs (this isn't a joke) returned for the end of Infinite Wealth and funded it with tons of money the last few days. During the final cutscene, Phil doubled down on the whole "It's just like me!" like he did at the start of the game and ranted again. (Video has some audio cut out due to copyrighted music)
Now Baldur's Gate 3....For anyone unaware, Phil rage/wagequit Divinity 2. He claimed all last year that BG3 was a flash in the pan and Starfield would win GotY. We all know how that went. So he basically forced himself to play it and you could tell he hated every second of it, but 2-3 whales propped the whole playthrough up as he was making on average 120 bucks a stream.
Anyways, he finally beat it and we got to the grand finale. So for anyone who doesn't know Phil is an asexual weirdo by all standards. Back in the day, he used to do the typical Alphamale shit (Once when asked before Mass Effect 3 came out if he thought that fucking Liara in Me1 and Miranda is Me2 would ruin Me3 somehow and he gave the reply of "you can never romance too many girls") Now he does this weirdo incel shit and says "I'm happily married, dood!" and whines about romance and sexy girls in games.
Well, he whined constantly about Bae'zel and Shadowfart hitting on him and whined about how horny the characters in this damn game are! Well, the game picked up on the fact that he was doing this incel shit and was really friendly with all the male NPCs (He's such a shut in loser, he didn't catch he was hitting on one of them), and when he beat the game, suddenly he found himself being gay married to Halsin (The big, burley bear druid). He proceeded to go on a rant how he was being sexually assaulted by Larion Studios, but he totally doesn't care, stoopid!
SO WE ARE OFFICIALLY DONE WITH RPGS AND THE STAGNATION OF THE BUSINESS! TIME TO MOVE ON!
Anyways, he proceeded to beat RPG burnout by adding Dragon's Dogma 2 (An RPG) and Elden Ring ("It's totally not an RPG, dood!") to his autistic schedule. The Elden Ring run is just a continuation of the second run he wage quit years ago (He was playing a broken magic build, and he's planning to go into the upcoming DLC with this build so it's going to be boring af). In the last day he made $7 from his DD2 stream, and $15 from his Elden Ring stream. He then proceeded to tip audit his daily shareholder meeting and rant for half an hour about the state of the business.
He doesn't understand why people aren't donating to these rpgs after whining about rpg burnout for a month. He told people that wanted FF7 reborn to return to fuck off since he wagequit that and they didn't show up to donate. For anyone who doesn't know, he didn't play Suicide Squad since the game sucked, and refused to play Helldivers 2 since it's a co-op game and he's not a co-op streamer (shut in loser).
Today he offered a choice. No, it's not Stellar Blade. Get banned for suggesting that, cause he's a happily married man and that's a game for incels!
People were either going to chose the low income streams of DD2 or FF7 reborn. If, people couldn't choose, then he was going to choose for them and beat RPG burnout by choosing Final Fantasy 6 (Yes, SIX) since it was the 30 year anniversary. Btw, he has a degree in business.
Also fun fact about the business: Phil has spent 11k so far in 2024 on WWE Champions, a candy crush gatcha game.
After 3 months of RPG Burnout/Fatigue/Overload/Saturation, Phil has finally managed to plow through all those pesky RPGs from 2023 and beat BG3 and Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. Luckily for him, One of his tranny paypigs (this isn't a joke) returned for the end of Infinite Wealth and funded it with tons of money the last few days. During the final cutscene, Phil doubled down on the whole "It's just like me!" like he did at the start of the game and ranted again. (Video has some audio cut out due to copyrighted music)
Now Baldur's Gate 3....For anyone unaware, Phil rage/wagequit Divinity 2. He claimed all last year that BG3 was a flash in the pan and Starfield would win GotY. We all know how that went. So he basically forced himself to play it and you could tell he hated every second of it, but 2-3 whales propped the whole playthrough up as he was making on average 120 bucks a stream.
Anyways, he finally beat it and we got to the grand finale. So for anyone who doesn't know Phil is an asexual weirdo by all standards. Back in the day, he used to do the typical Alphamale shit (Once when asked before Mass Effect 3 came out if he thought that fucking Liara in Me1 and Miranda is Me2 would ruin Me3 somehow and he gave the reply of "you can never romance too many girls") Now he does this weirdo incel shit and says "I'm happily married, dood!" and whines about romance and sexy girls in games.
Well, he whined constantly about Bae'zel and Shadowfart hitting on him and whined about how horny the characters in this damn game are! Well, the game picked up on the fact that he was doing this incel shit and was really friendly with all the male NPCs (He's such a shut in loser, he didn't catch he was hitting on one of them), and when he beat the game, suddenly he found himself being gay married to Halsin (The big, burley bear druid). He proceeded to go on a rant how he was being sexually assaulted by Larion Studios, but he totally doesn't care, stoopid!
SO WE ARE OFFICIALLY DONE WITH RPGS AND THE STAGNATION OF THE BUSINESS! TIME TO MOVE ON!
Anyways, he proceeded to beat RPG burnout by adding Dragon's Dogma 2 (An RPG) and Elden Ring ("It's totally not an RPG, dood!") to his autistic schedule. The Elden Ring run is just a continuation of the second run he wage quit years ago (He was playing a broken magic build, and he's planning to go into the upcoming DLC with this build so it's going to be boring af). In the last day he made $7 from his DD2 stream, and $15 from his Elden Ring stream. He then proceeded to tip audit his daily shareholder meeting and rant for half an hour about the state of the business.
He doesn't understand why people aren't donating to these rpgs after whining about rpg burnout for a month. He told people that wanted FF7 reborn to return to fuck off since he wagequit that and they didn't show up to donate. For anyone who doesn't know, he didn't play Suicide Squad since the game sucked, and refused to play Helldivers 2 since it's a co-op game and he's not a co-op streamer (shut in loser).
Today he offered a choice. No, it's not Stellar Blade. Get banned for suggesting that, cause he's a happily married man and that's a game for incels!
People were either going to chose the low income streams of DD2 or FF7 reborn. If, people couldn't choose, then he was going to choose for them and beat RPG burnout by choosing Final Fantasy 6 (Yes, SIX) since it was the 30 year anniversary. Btw, he has a degree in business.
Also fun fact about the business: Phil has spent 11k so far in 2024 on WWE Champions, a candy crush gatcha game.
