"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I've been too reliant on MATI to keep me up-to-date on lolcow happenings, because I don't have as much time to read the forum as often anymore, and now I'm really far behind :(

Like, is Rekieta still a sloppy drunk? Is BMJ still losing money to gambling literally everyday? Is Chantal still fat? I need Null specifically to tell me!
 
Like, is Rekieta still a sloppy drunk? Is BMJ still losing money to gambling literally everyday? Is Chantal still fat? I need Null specifically to tell me!
You haven't heard the news? Rekieta renounced alcohol and became a Franciscan monk, BMJ finally won it big and bought his own weed farm, and Chantal naturally lost 500 pounds and is no longer dating rapey Middle Eastern guys. As for Null, well, I think it's best you don't know what happened to him.
 
I don’t think anyone @Null but some long standing lolcows in the beauty parlor bred. This was the straight couple, Mallory Ortberg and Joesph Lavery, that switched genders and got married so are totally queer. Then the man got tired of his transman wife and imported another woman (Lilly) who he got pregnant. Mallory (aka Daniel Lavery) had to smile as her husband’s girlfriend gave birth to their baby boy. A baby boy who they named Rochbert Joesph, so his middle name is daddy’s dead name.

Mallory Ortberg was noted for writing/founding the female literary magazine The Toast and was the daughter of noted Christian pastor parents in Silicon Valley and a dedicated Christian until meeting, Joe. Joesph was a twice divorced Brit bong English professor degen at Berkeley. Once Mallory hooked up with Joe she destroyed her father’s career by falsely accusing him of protecting a child molester in his congregation- her own brother, but it was all bullshit. Not one victim was ever found after a ridiculous witch hunt.

Then Mallory and Joe ran away to NYC where Mallory wrote an advice column (lol) for Slate and Joe went to orgies and finally found a girlfriend via Twitter (Lilly).
Joe promptly pitched and sold photos of his newborn son to The Daily Mail because he is that desperate for the drips of media attention. He’s very upset he doesn’t have his own wiki entry and therefore inserted himself into Mallory’s Wikipedia entry as “the most Twitter cited trans gender scholar” lmao

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You are a prophet. Tard baby has posted some further photos and sure enough she did the first change, which at least has stopped her annoying twee posts about Mansfield Park. Rocco has won my heart for that inadvertent service alone. But TBH Lily might have wanted a baby but also to keep her job. Mal is the only NEET in the polycule, so it makes sense to turn her into the nanny, sorry, manny.

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Now he does this weirdo incel shit and says "I'm happily married, dood!" and whines about romance and sexy girls in games.
That's the exact opposite of "incel shit", though. Incels bitch about being a strong, independant man who don't need the wammynz who reject them online anyways while gooning 95% of their day away and spending the other 5% bitching that the little girl in the Last of Us live action isn't hot enough. The ability to play games without constant coombait degeneracy slathered in one's eyes isn't on the incel wish list.
 
Eh simp is just a sub-type of incel.
More like an opposite side of the spectrum. Incels hold themselves to such a high degree that they can't stand it when someone of the opposite sex does anything that isn't submissive. Meanwhile simps like IDubbz feels ashamed of His masculinity and tries His best to shun it even when it comes at the expense of the dignity of their relationship (Anisa Selling nudes on OnlyFans).
 
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Eh simp is just a sub-type of incel.
What does being married and/or not being an adulterous, gooning coomer have to do with being a simp, though? Both the incel and simp angles come across as reaching from the other side of the house. I don't like DSP either and he's a goddamned idiot, but at least fling shit at him that's got a chance of going in his general direction.

Shitflinging at the mere concept of someone else not being interested in gooning or adultery has a lot to do with the fact that well over half of all young men in the west are terminally single, with worse stats in Asia. That doesn't figure in the portion that go prison gay or settle for a polycule, either (see semi recent community events where notorious incels of the Farms are found out to a bunch of gay ERPing furfags, stan femboys, etc). Dudes are out here actually mocking someone for not being a degenerate terminal bachelor and it's not making any rational sense. Imagine laughing from inside of the crab bucket to cope.
 
Shitflinging at the mere concept of someone else not being interested in gooning or adultery has a lot to do with the fact that well over half of all young men in the west are terminally single, with worse stats in Asia. That doesn't figure in the portion that go prison gay or settle for a polycule
I think it's just the blackpilling doom spiral mentality about "muh modern women". When I was at work talking with my friend about relationships, He talked about being scared to date women because he thinks that most women would have had sex with ten other guys before him when in reality men tend to have more partners than women.
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I think it's just the blackpilling doom spiral mentality about "muh modern women". When I was at work talking with my friend about relationships, He talked about being scared to date women because he thinks that most women would have had sex with ten other guys before him when in reality men tend to have more partners than women.
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Lied about lying about number of sexual partners on this survey: 67.4% Women, 58.6% Men.
 
I really fucking hate Suno and I don't know why people find it so interesting.

Stable Diffusion is fun, because it's not a one click miracle, and figuring out which settings, models, LoRA's, or ComfyUI node combos work best is half the fun.

RVC is fun, because you only change voice in an audio clip with it. But with enough creativity you can make fantastic, creative and hilarious things, like Dagoth Ur being racist towards Argonians and Khajiits.

Suno is the most trash of all the new fancy AI tools that came out, because there is zero creativity in it. You give it the smallest amount of information and it spits out an entire "song" with ChatGPT lyrics and the same melody schemes. There is no scaling, you put in minimal effort and get minimal quality output.

It's shit, all Suno songs are literal slop with zero creativity, where the RVC AI covers had more creativity, and effort because you had to separate the vocals manually, split them up manually, convert them manually and glue them back together manually.

I hate it and I have no idea why people see it as a great fun thing. It's not, half the fun in AI tools is learning how to use them to get better and better results. Suno is the worst AI tool to come out and it's results are a testament to that. If you like Suno outputs you're a fucking nigger.
 
I really fucking hate Suno and I don't know why people find it so interesting.

Stable Diffusion is fun, because it's not a one click miracle, and figuring out which settings, models, LoRA's, or ComfyUI node combos work best is half the fun.

RVC is fun, because you only change voice in an audio clip with it. But with enough creativity you can make fantastic, creative and hilarious things, like Dagoth Ur being racist towards Argonians and Khajiits.

Suno is the most trash of all the new fancy AI tools that came out, because there is zero creativity in it. You give it the smallest amount of information and it spits out an entire "song" with ChatGPT lyrics and the same melody schemes. There is no scaling, you put in minimal effort and get minimal quality output.

It's shit, all Suno songs are literal slop with zero creativity, where the RVC AI covers had more creativity, and effort because you had to separate the vocals manually, split them up manually, convert them manually and glue them back together manually.

I hate it and I have no idea why people see it as a great fun thing. It's not, half the fun in AI tools is learning how to use them to get better and better results. Suno is the worst AI tool to come out and it's results are a testament to that. If you like Suno outputs you're a fucking nigger.
geez dood, its just a fun a little program where you can make meme songs. No need to get that worked up over it.
 
Anyways, remember when a few streams back, when Gamergate 2 was popping off, there was a Rucka Rucka Ali song about Sargon for the outro?

I didn't knew that Rucka actually sang it, in person, right next to Sargon and Dankula. This is infinitely times more hilarious than the song itself, you have to watch this. :story:
It feels like a lifetime ago. Where do the years go, Kiwi bros.

does anyone know what kind of AI was used to make this
this video and the navy SEALs big iron one are the funniest shit ive seen
Ironically enough, I'm pretty it's Suno.
 
DIE NULL DIE YOU FAGGOT

Ralph is living life while you’re dying. Total Ralphamale victory. Before you start your faggot and gay MATI stream be sure to respect true Ralphamale energy

Y'all are fucked now, Ralph has the ancient Mayan energy on his side, "El Magi-Chan"
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Really starting to reek of desperation here.
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EDIT: Taking bets on whether Ralph is trolling or really does lack this degree of self-awareness:
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Null you fag you’ll never pose outside landmarks. Total Ralphamale victory
 
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